Just sitting and waiting like this, Nangong Prajna looked at Lin Feng and said with a smile: "Master Feng, it's quite boring for everyone to sit here. Please tell us a few short stories about poetry, even limericks, that's fine!"
They really admired Lin Feng! The fact that Lin Feng let the cheongsam enchantress go had a huge psychological impact on them! This shows that Lin Feng is really not a lustful person.
Otherwise, in that situation, if Lin Feng wanted to kiss the cheongsam enchantress, how could the cheongsam enchantress escape?
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Then I will tell you!"
Everyone stopped talking and looked at Lin Feng with smiles and expectant eyes! Lin Feng said: "There is such a scholar who came to my father-in-law's house to wish him a birthday!"
"As a result, the scholar drank a few too many drinks, and was dazed and swaying! The scholar's sister-in-law kindly helped his brother-in-law to rest inside, but the scholar thought it was his wife, so he reached out and grabbed his sister-in-law!"
"Humph, my sister-in-law gasped, not happy anymore.
I thought to myself, look, you are so rude and you are just acting like a hooligan!!!"
"My sister-in-law is well-educated. She picked up a pen and left a poem on the wall: I helped you sleep with good intentions, but you dared to play tricks on me.
He is a scholar, so it doesn’t make sense?
Put the pen there, turn around and go out!"
"Sister-in-law went out, and after a while, brother-in-law came in!"
"When my brother-in-law saw this poem, he understood it, picked up a pen, and left a poem on the wall: Let him get drunk when he is drunk, why do you help him sleep?
When a cat sees a fish, how can it not taste it?"
"After my brother-in-law finished writing, he put down his pen and turned around and went out.
When the scholar woke up and saw the two poems on the wall, he immediately realized that he had done something wrong!"
"So the scholar also picked up a pen and left a poem on the wall: Drunk as mud, holding his beloved wife in a hazy state.
When I woke up, I realized my mistake and it turned out to be my aunt!"
"The scholar turned around and left. Not long after, his mother-in-law came. When she saw these poems on the wall, she immediately understood them!"
"My mother-in-law is also a literate person. She immediately picked up a pen and left a poem on the wall: My little girl is ignorant and writes random words on the wall.
We are a family, why should we take it seriously?"
"This little story ends here. Let's think about what kind of poem the scholar's wife would write."
"Teacher Prajna, come on, your scholar wife, what will you write on it?"
Nangong Prajna smiled a little shyly and said: "Let me think about it, actually, I am still a little unfamiliar with writing this kind of limericks!"
Lin Feng really posed a problem for her! But she believed in herself and could definitely solve it! After thinking about it, seeing everyone looking at her, Nangong Prajna had already thought of it and spoke directly, still shyly saying:
"The scholar's wife came over and saw it, and she understood. She also picked up a pen and wrote on the wall: Drunk, I know in my heart that my character is really bad.
Follow the family rules when you go home and kneel on top of the durian!"
After Nangong Prajna finished speaking, everyone laughed, and many people praised Nangong Prajna for being so powerful. This was really well written! Lin Feng looked at Yu Xiaoyu and said, "Xiao Yu'er, come on, you can do it too.
She’s this scholar’s sister-in-law, please write a new song for her!”
"I can't do it, I... I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't come!"
Yu Xiaoyu quickly waved her hand and refused. She didn't understand this! Ye Qingqing, on the other hand, looked at Lin Feng with a smile and said, "Brother-in-law, I said, let me do it!"
The way she looked at Lin Feng revealed something different! Lin Feng nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, come on!"
Ye Qingqing looked at Ye Qingqing with a smile, wanting to hear what he would say. Ye Qingqing said slowly: "Later, my sister-in-law came and saw these poems on the wall, so she took a pen and wrote one on the back: Sister-in-law
Hiding his face and crying, there were sounds but no tears.
Ask your brother-in-law softly, when will you get drunk again?"
When she said these poems, she kept staring at Lin Feng's eyes! Her expression was very serious! Her eyes were also a little fiery! When she was writing poems, at that moment, she really had some difficulty suppressing her emotions. She liked
Her brother-in-law Lin Feng! But she knew very well that only her sister Ye Qingxue was worthy of Lin Feng! She knew how much Ye Qingxue had paid for Lin Feng! Everyone laughed, but they also felt the sadness in it! Through this
The poem, invisibly, Ye Qingqing also expressed his feelings for Lin Feng! Lin Feng pretended to be fine, looked at Hell Shura, Ou Yangguang, Ouyang Da, and the chief master of the Pill Pavilion, and said with a smile: "
Now the scholar's father-in-law hasn't taken action yet, who among you will do it?"
"Young Pavilion Master, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't come!"
But Pavilion Master Ge just waved his hand and smiled, a little embarrassed! He was only focused on alchemy, and he really couldn't do these things! Ouyang Da and Ouyang Yang also refused.
They can't come either.
They are just rough people and martial arts idiots. How can they create such a scholarly thing?
When it came to Hell Shura, he said with a smile: "Boss, if they can't do it, then let me be the father-in-law.
I have been following you for so long, and I have learned something, look at me!"
This time, everyone looked at Hell Shura, and everyone was very happy and excited! Hell Shura smiled and said: "Well, my father-in-law is here. When he saw these poems, he also wrote on the wall: Brother-in-law
Aunt Xi, this is not unusual.
You are only allowed to talk about it at home, and you are not allowed to mention it outside!"
"Hahahaha..." After Hell Shura said, everyone burst out laughing, and the atmosphere was very good! After being with Lin Feng, the atmosphere was aroused, it was really fun, and everyone was very relaxed! Nangong Prajna said with a smile
: "Lin Feng, are you talking about some more educated people?"
Lin Feng nodded and said with a smile: "Everyone knows that there are many stories between Monk Foyin and Su Dongpo!"
"Today, I will tell you two things at random!"
"Su Dongpo is also a great Zen master, and Monk Foyin is Su Dongpo's good friend!"
"One time while meditating, Su Dongpo saw Monk Foyin sitting there crookedly. Monk Foyin always looked down upon him!"
"So Su Dongpo tidied his clothes and sat upright!"
"After I sat down, I looked at Monk Foyin and asked with a smile: What do you think I look like?"
"Monk Foyin said with a smile: I think you look like a Buddha!"
"Su Dongpo laughed loudly and said: Do you know what you look like to me?"
"Monk Foyin shook his head!"
"Su Dongpo said with a smile: I think you look like a piece of shit!"
"Monk Foyin just smiled and ignored Su Dongpo!"
"After Su Dongpo returned, he was still very happy and said to his little sister Su Xiaomei: Little sister, let me tell you something. Tomorrow I will practice Zen with Monk Foyin. I did well, but he did very crookedly. He looked at me.
Like Buddha, I think he looks like shit, and this time I finally got angry!!!"
"Su Xiaomei is also a very talented person. She rolled her eyes at Su Dongpo and said: You can pull it off. Zen practice is about understanding the mind and seeing nature, and seeing the mind and nature! If people see you like a Buddha, it means that there is a Buddha in their heart.
If you look at other people like shit, it means you only have shit in your heart.
You are still comparing yourself with others, your level is too low!!"