Although she has never experienced it, she understands it.
And not only do I understand it, I understand it very well.
When working as an oiran in Hong Romantic, there are experienced women from the beginning to teach them these common sense.
Shangguan Rou couldn't help but said: "Mr. Feng, don't say those boring things. Tell us a few jokes. You see, your words made Sister Haitang angry!"
She said this now to lighten the atmosphere.
Otherwise, Duanmu Haitang would be really embarrassed.
Lin Feng nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, then I'll tell you a few jokes!"
Shangguan Rou, Duanmu Haitang and others all calmed down and listened to Lin Feng attentively.
"The evil witch cast a spell on the prince, and he could only speak one word a year.
The prince had a beloved girl, and he kept silent for three years, just to say I love you to the beloved girl.
Three years later, the prince hurriedly broke through the door and accidentally tripped over the threshold. The prince couldn't help but said: Ouch!!!"
"Hahahahahahaha..." After Lin Feng said, Ouyang Yangguang, Ouyang Da, laughed very loudly.
Shangguan Rou Duanmu Haitang couldn't help but laugh.
Lin Feng waited for them to slow down and continued to say with a smile: "The turtle is sick, so he asked the snail to buy medicine for him.
It had been two hours, and the turtle still hadn't seen the snail come back, so he cursed anxiously: "Damn snail, if you don't come back, you'll die."
At this time, a snail's voice came from the door: If you keep chirping, I won't go!"
"Hahahahaha..." "Hahahahahahahaha..." After Lin Feng finished speaking, not only Ouyang Da Ou Yangguang laughed crazily, but even Shangguan Rou Duanmu Haitang couldn't help laughing.
Moreover, Shangguan Rou Duanmu Haitang looked at Lin Feng while laughing.
According to psychological research, when a group of people laugh, they will involuntarily look at the person they like.
They were so happy. They had never heard such a funny joke before.
Lin Feng and others are living a happy life here.
On the Hong Romantic side, everyone seems to have died.
In a small room, a dozen old men were sitting inside.
One face looks uglier than the other.
One expression is more solemn than the other.
They have been silent for a long time now.
Finally, the most powerful old man said: "Everyone, please stop being silent and tell us what we should do tomorrow."
"The other party is coming to our Hong Romantic VIP at 12 noon tomorrow. Shangguan Rou's sister, do you want to bring it over and give it to them?"
They feel very heavy now.
It's because the person who was in the No. 1 box at the auction said that he and his master, the hunchbacked old man, will come over tomorrow at noon to ask for people in Hong Romantic.
If you don't give it, you will have to let Hong Romantic and Can't eat it walk around.
This is really not a trivial matter! If it is not handled properly, Dongduhong Romantic may be doomed.
"Tell the headquarters to send experts down, we must fight them to the death!"
"I can't bear this tone. We must kill them all at noon tomorrow to avoid future troubles!"
"Yes, for so many years, whoever dared to bully us, Hong Romantic, is now bullying us, Hong Romantic, and we absolutely cannot tolerate it!"
"We must fight to the end!"
The vast majority of people supported fighting the person in Box 1 to the end.
An old lady said: "I'm afraid this won't work, because even if we send the information to the headquarters now and ask the headquarters to come down, it will be too late tomorrow!"
"And even if the masters from the headquarters come down, if most of them are killed except the hunchbacked old man, it will be a huge trouble."
"One more question, among these old monsters, who doesn't have a few friends and confidants?
This will have a chain reaction. After killing them, if their friends and confidants come out again and confront us, Hong Romantic, the consequences will be even more disastrous!"
"So my idea is to bring sister Shangguanrou here quickly and hand it over to them tomorrow!"
This old woman was really scared and didn't dare to do it directly.
Everyone started talking about it.
The vast majority of people agreed to do it, but there were still two or three people who didn't dare to do it.
After discussing for more than ten minutes, there was still no result.
Finally, the old man said: "My idea is that the minority obeys the majority, let's vote by a show of hands!"
As soon as this was said, everyone fell silent again.
The idea of the minority obeying the majority is quite correct.
But at this time, some big guys were afraid again.
Because time is really tight, send the news to the headquarters now.
Headquarters, send someone down again.
In the meantime, the delay was a little longer.
I'm afraid I won't be able to make it before 12 noon tomorrow.
If you really can't make it in time, what should you do?
I am not afraid when the masters from the headquarters come down, but they can fight to the death with them.
If the masters from the headquarters fail to come down in time, they will be the ones who die! Your own life is still the most important.
The most powerful old man finally said: "Be prepared with both hands. First, tell the headquarters the news and ask the headquarters to send experts down.
Second, bring Shangguan Rou’s sister here first!”
"Tomorrow at 12 noon, if the experts from the headquarters haven't arrived yet and the other party comes, we will try our best to delay it.
If we can delay until the masters from the headquarters come down, then let’s start the war directly!”
"If it can't be delayed, give Shangguan Rou's sister to them first, and wait for the masters from the headquarters to come down before starting the war!"
"However, even after handing over Shangguan Rou's sister to them, we cannot relax our vigilance. We must send experts to keep an eye on them and lock their location!"
When the old man said this, everyone nodded.
This matter was settled like this.
They are all busy on this matter, and until now, they still don't know that their treasury is gone.
Golden Pavilion Headquarters.
The son of the chief master of the Golden Pavilion fled back.
The chief master of the Golden Pavilion was sitting in the reception hall. He saw his son running in with a pale face and a face full of cold sweat. He fell down at the door and stood up in an instant. He felt something was wrong.
The chief master of the Golden Pavilion looked at his son and said coldly: "What's going on, you bastard?
In a panic, where are the others?"
After he finished speaking, he saw his son, his face was pale, and he said with great horror: "Oh no, Dad, something bad is going to happen!!"
"They, they...they, all were killed!"
After hearing this, the Chief Pavilion Master of the Golden Pavilion was stunned and his face changed drastically.
There was a buzzing sound in his mind.
He woke up instantly, grabbed his son's collar with both hands, and growled: "What are you talking about, who were all killed?
?”
At this moment, the Chief Pavilion Master of the Golden Pavilion felt like he was struck by thunder.
He really felt that something was wrong.
The young man said: "No, Dad, the opponent's strength is too terrifying. It is even more terrifying than our most powerful masters. He will instantly kill all the masters."
Fortunately, I escaped quickly, maybe it was because the other party wanted to let me go, so I escaped back!"
"Everyone else is dead!!!"
What?
?
?
The Chief Pavilion Master of the Golden Pavilion was instantly stunned, with his big eyes wide open in fear.
His body trembled, he took a few steps back and sat down on the big chair. Because he had not yet reached the position of the big chair, he sat down on the ground!!