Chapter 290 Social Garbage Dad Irritable Online 45
Chapter 290 Social Trash Dad Is Angry Online 45
It was already July when Cui Hangxing came to Lu Youming's house again.
This time, it was unexpectedly lively.
"Fuchen! Just wait for me! Don't go home if you can!" Lu Youming was holding a broom, wearing only a pair of underwear, and seemed to be chasing someone.
But they only chased him to the entrance of the courtyard.
The broom pointed in the direction, and there was a child running. She turned around and said, "If you don't go back, you won't go back!"
When Cui Hangxing saw the child, it was... floating dust?
The child can already run. He is thin and black, like a little devil.
Cui Hangxing slowly looked at Lu Youming.
Only then did Lu Youming realize that someone was coming, and he stared at Cui Hangxing. The next second, he said, "Fuck!" He covered his lower body with his hands, turned around and ran, not forgetting to block it with his hand and the broom.
Lu Youming looked over and saw a patch of red.
Red bottoms.
Cui Hangxing waited for a while before entering the house, "What's going on? I spanked the child early in the morning. Just now, it was just dust."
He still couldn't believe it, this change was too big.
Before, he was still a boring child. Now, he is already a wild child.
"You didn't expect it? I didn't expect it either." Lu Youming put on his shirt and took out the red underwear. "Look, look. I asked her to wash my clothes. What did she cut my pants like?"
"
The underwear has been split into two, and only the upper rubber band is intact.
It became crotchless pants.
"You didn't notice?" Cui Hangxing laughed.
"How did I find out?" Lu Youming asked loudly, obviously angry, "I pulled it off the hanger, and it was still intact. I put it on, and when I pulled it, oh shit, the pants were completely torn. They were leaking again.
It was sticky again. I just found out that she used double-sided tape to stick it on after cutting."
"Hahahahaha." Cui Hangxing couldn't help laughing, covering his face and unable to hold the underwear in his hand.
Such obscene and rude words... such a mess, Cui Hangxing never expected that Lu Youming would be so eloquent one day.
Lu Youming rolled his eyes, "Smile, smile, you know how to laugh. You said you would be a godfather, but I haven't seen you do anything."
"Well, there's still a hand of glue on my butt." Lu Youming put his hand into his pants and rubbed out a hand of "glue", which was stained with ashes and balls of thread, and was red.
"Hahahahaha." Cui Hangxing, who had just recovered, couldn't help laughing again, holding his stomach and sitting on the bed, "Why did you mess with her?"
"How did I know? I don't know when she started to have a bad temper. Whatever she was asked to do, she immediately got angry. She even threw my wine into the stove and almost blew up the house." Lu Youming complained.
"How do you usually communicate with her?" Cui Hangxing even believed that Lu Youming had offended Fuchen.
After all, the impression that Fuchen fought back only after being beaten was too deep.
If you don't move her, she can sit still for a whole day.
"What do I say? I just said that you can help me wash my clothes by the way. Girls should do more housework." Lu Youming picked up the porcelain bowl, brushed his teeth, and squatted on the ground to talk.
Lu Youming followed him out, curled his lips, pointed at the person and said, "You deserve it!"
After a pause, he then asked, "Did you tell Fuchen anything else? What should girls do?"
Lu Youming spat out the foam from his mouth, "It's normal. I just told her that she should do more work and be good, otherwise she won't be able to get married in the future."
"Hey." Cui Hangxing looked down at Lu Youming, "Thanks to Fuchen for beating you. If she didn't beat you, I would have beaten you! She is the only child, why are you discriminating between men and women? She is only three years old when you wash clothes. You
Just ask her to help you wash your clothes, or your underwear, do you understand what the difference between men and women is?"
Lu Youming, a rough guy, didn't know what the difference between men and women meant and that he had to start from an early age. He only knew that his pants were cut off by Fuchen and he had to be beaten twice before he could enter the house at night.
He looked at Cui Hangxing and said, "She wants to go to kindergarten. You can arrange it. The one in the village can't do it, it's too bad."
Lu Youming doesn’t understand the discrimination between men and women. But he knows that it is correct to read more books.
Fuchen will be more confident in getting married in the future.
What's more, if you don't take advantage of it, don't take advantage of it.
Lu Youming didn't say much, looking at the same weeds every year, "That's why I came here this time. Fuchen is three years old and it's time to go to kindergarten."
He changed his tone and looked at Lu Youming, "If I don't go to school and follow you, I'm afraid I will also learn the tricks of stealing."
Lu Youming stood up, poured water on his face, and didn't take it seriously, "Now she can curse and curse even more than me. You see, if she didn't come home at noon, she would have stolen someone else's sweet potatoes and roasted them."
Cui Hangxing smiled. He was not surprised by such a result.
A child with a clear path will always be like him.
Lu Youming's guess was right, Fuchen didn't go home for dinner.
Cui Hangxing had lunch with Lu Youming, only two portions of noodles.
"No wonder Fuchen is so thin." Cui Hangxing picked up noodles and ate them with fermented bean curd. This was an overly simple lunch, but it was better than a serving of instant noodles.
"She won't eat these anymore. The uncle next door, Sister Liu and Xiaojie's mother will give her something to eat. They don't have any. At least she will have egg fried rice when she comes back. If there are no eggs, she won't eat it." Lu Youming complained.
Cui Hangxing looked at this home.
Just as empty as before.
When I opened the closet, the dusty clothes were still the same as before. But these were obviously smaller.
"Hey, I'm just a boy who throws away money." He made way for Youming to take care of the baby, and Fuchen's ending was not much better.
He might be able to protect Fuchen's safety, but he couldn't give her a better ending.
I waited at Lu Youming's house until night, but Fuchen didn't come back.
"When will she come back?" Cui Hangxing asked.
"Wait. Wait until ten o'clock, and she will unlock it and come in by herself." Lu Youming was ready to go to sleep.
"She can also open locks?" Cui Hangxing was shocked.
"Ah." Lu Youming glanced at Cui Hangxing, surprised by his fuss, "She figured it out by herself. Sometimes she locks me out, and I pick the lock. I lock her, and she picks the lock too."
What should I say about you father and daughter?
"Then why do we need to lock it?"
"Beware of others."
Cui Hangxing watched him sleep, wondering whether he should come over tomorrow or stay here overnight.
He didn't really want to go back.
There was no one at home and there was no cleaning.
"I'll sleep here with you." Cui Hangxing said, waiting for Lu Youming's reaction.
Sure enough, the squinting Lu Youming immediately opened his eyes, and the light in his eyes swept towards him.
Cui Hangxing stood there, pursed his lips, and waited.
This guy's temper is no better than Fuchen's.
"I didn't drink today." He said out loud.
Cui Hangxing smiled and started to take off his shoes, "I just want to take a nap, nothing else."
The two of them lay in the room, waiting with their eyes open.
An electric fan was blowing nearby.
Cui Hangxing groped around and found the small electric fan he saw during the day.
"No pillow?"
Lu Youming: "Fuchen doesn't sleep on the pillow, she sleeps on the tiger doll."
The tiger doll is from Yuanbao. It is of good quality and its belly is very soft. Fuchen has been sleeping on it.
Cui Hangxing held the doll to rest his head, which was quite comfortable.
In a daze, there was suddenly a little noise.
Cui Hangxing did not respond, but the people around him immediately stood up and quietly got out of bed.
This movement woke him up, and he turned over and squinted his eyes.
Shadowy.
I saw a bright cat under the table.
Fuchen felt relieved when he saw someone on the bed. He quietly entered the house and moved a small bamboo mat.
Lu Youming stood up and kicked Fuchen's calf.
Fuchen knelt directly on the ground.
A "stuck" moment. Knee pain.
Lu Youming twisted Fuchen's face, "Are you kidding me? Ah? Are you kidding me?"
Fuchen tried to hide with a shameless face.
Lu Youming didn't say much, walked to the bed, took the blanket from Cui Hangxing, took out the little tiger cub doll Cui Hangxing was sleeping on, and threw it on the bamboo mat. He then went to bed to sleep.
Fuchen looked at the figure on the bed, looking left and right, but he didn't expect there was someone else. He cursed secretly for his mistake, rubbed his face, and moved the bamboo mat to sleep at the door.
There was no pillow, and Cui Hangxing's head fell on the bed with a "click".
That's it, I'm too sleepy to think about it.
After watching the whole scene of beating a child, I made a complaint, the nightlife is really rich.
Cui Hangxing squinted his eyes and fell asleep again.
