Chapter 31 The Ascended Senior Brother is Selfless 4
One month later (immortal world time).
The human world (two and a half years).
In front of the small restaurant, there is a divination booth with a small wooden table, a banner hanging on it, and a message, "Wonderful calculations are like a god's whisk."
A man with a fat head, big ears and a big belly came over. He was wearing a black official hat and was dressed in fine silk. Next to him was a man in a black shirt who looked like a servant. He was supporting the big-bellied man and was flattering.
Smiling.
When the waiter saw that there was no one in the booth, his face suddenly changed and he screamed, "Where are the people? Where did they die? I didn't know Zhang Yuanwai was coming?"
When the stall vendor selling trinkets nearby saw this, he opened his mouth and said, "Go in and listen to the book."
Whisk Fairy has been here for several months, but the stall is always empty.
If anyone comes to ask for divination, they need to be arrested.
No one can predict it accurately. People within a ten-mile radius have heard about it.
"Go, go, call someone." The boy directed the hawker to call someone.
"Me?" The vendor laughed, hesitated, and looked at his own vendor, "Sir, I still have to watch this little one."
"Go, go, go, who stole this stall of yours?" the boy shouted.
"Little Kaizi." The member's wife said.
The waiter received the sight, said "Hey", stepped forward and gave the vendor five copper coins.
The hawker took the coin, smiled more realistically, and Le Diandian went in to run errands.
After half the payment, the vendor wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a cross face, "I'm sorry, Sir, the shopkeeper said that this whisk fairy heard about the quarrel between Wanchunlou and Mr. Academy, so he ran over to watch the fun."
This fairy house is really down-to-earth, and you can go wherever it’s lively.
The boy looked outside the fat man and said, "Master, look, this..."
The fat man took a green gauze towel to wipe the sweat from his forehead, and looked at the sky: the scorching sun was high, and the heat on the ground was getting heavier and heavier. In another hour it would be noon.
By now, it's already very hot.
The fat man was thinking calmly.
A man in rich clothes walked out of the crowd, holding a feather fan in his hand and wearing a jade crown on his head. His face was as white as porcelain, his eyes were full of peach blossoms, and the smile at the corner of his mouth revealed his noble and evil nature.
The man lit his feather fan and asked, "Why do you have to find this whisk fairy? I don't think he is capable."
When I flapped the flag, there were actually words on the back: Thanks to the blue clouds for ever setting up incense.
The man’s smile cracked: This is a mobile incense hall.
When Yuanwai saw the man, he was startled for a moment. Seeing his extraordinary aura, his face showed a hint of respect, "Young master, I don't know. Although this immortal is a bit weird, his skills are really high." Yuanwai gave a thumbs up.
The officer looked at the boy.
The boy immediately told a bunch of rumors, "There was a young man on South Street who suddenly had a crooked mouth and squinty eyes. No one could see him. She looked at it, pointed and laughed three times, saying that he had a bad mouth and was teasing girls and teasing empresses.
On the Bodhisattva statue in the temple. It’s a good thing that the Bodhisattva didn’t gouge out his eyes.”
The young master covered his face with a fan and smiled.
"There's more." The vendor took two steps forward and shook it out like beans.
"Two days ago, the Fairy Whisk was drunk, and she was lying in the stall dozing off. Suddenly she said, "It smells so good, it smells so good." She closed her eyes and sniffed her nose. She found a rich young man, hugged him and gnawed on him, and said, "Let's go with the wine and food."
Food and drinks", guess what?"
Mr. Lushan smiled and waited for the show.
"The young man turned into a big ginseng and ran away!" The vendor opened his mouth wide, opened his eyes wide, and pointed to the street with an exaggerated expression, "Everyone in the street saw it!"
Mr. Lushan couldn't help but interject, "Then this whisk fairy caught the giant ginseng?"
The vendor was stunned for a moment, his expression calmed down for a moment, and he closed his mouth and said, "That's not true. She is sleeping on the floor with her ginseng clothes in her arms."
There was a hint of disgust in his words.
"Hahahahaha." Mr. Lufan patted his feather fan and said with a smile, "He is a wonderful man. I am actually curious."
"It's not just that." When the vendor saw someone interested, he immediately continued to pour, "A few days ago..."
A lot of people gradually gathered here.
The storyteller in the restaurant also ran out to collect materials.
Mr. Lushan said to himself: The algorithm didn’t notice it, but the excitement did. These people were all watching the fun.
A lot of people gathered at the stall of "Magical Magical Planner Whisk Fairy" and they didn't disperse until noon.
Upon seeing this, the hotel owner directly invited the talking vendor into the room and poured tea for free.
Then he shouted to the listeners, "Everyone, Fairy Whisker loves my sauced beef the most! He must drink two kilograms and eat a plate of it every day! Everyone is waiting for Fairy Whisker here! He will definitely come!"
Immediately, someone came to serve "the same wine and food" as the whisk fairy.
Mr. Lushan looked at everyone with a stern smile.
After a few more cups of tea, the rumored "whisk fairy" finally appeared, with a palm print on the left and a rouge mark on the right.
It's thought provoking.
However, the "Fairy Whisk Fairy" himself was acting like a fool, with an aura that no one would recognize, unlike the joke himself.
The shopkeeper bowed and invited people into the house, shouting at the waiter to serve wine and meat.
The shopkeeper kept smiling and making offerings to this living Bodhisattva.
Fuchen himself knew what it meant and accepted it all.
"Immortal, you are finally here." Yuanwai bowed forward and received a bunch of bizarre legends (a collection of jokes). It was okay to joke behind his back, but he was more respectful in person and did not dare to offend.
Fuchen raised his head and saw a footprint on this man's forehead, which was clear. He also saw this man with a fat body, expensive clothes, and a fat rip off.
"Help." Fuchen nodded deliberately, stopped talking, and slowly drank and ate meat - hanging himself up.
The member was stunned, and his face immediately cracked and collapsed, and he knelt on the ground, "Immortal, you must save my life."
Fuchen glanced at it.
The officer immediately took out a bag of silver from his arms. The sound of the silver hitting the table was solid, indicating that it was of considerable weight.
"Let's talk." Fuchen lifted the person to the table next to him.
Members sat outside and talked about things.
The fact that Zhang Yuanwai donated money to buy an official position was not a secret, nor was he a high official, it was just a false name.
Coincidentally, one night, someone suddenly ran into his house and said that he was wronged. Someone smashed his house and broke his leg. He ran to teach someone a lesson. The other party hired help and caught him and beat him.
He felt extremely wronged and asked Zhang Yuanwai to make the decision for him.
He also mentioned the address: Liujia Village, Old Man Liu’s farmland.
Zhang Yuanwai woke up and found that it was a dream. But it felt too real.
Coincidentally, most of the land in Liujia Village belongs to him, and the villagers rent his land to make a living. The rent is two cents per acre per year.
The rest are created by oneself, and the mass production is generally not large.
Zhang Yuanwai didn't think twice and beat Liu Da directly - if he refused to rent, he would get angry just by looking at him.
This time, someone came to the door again.
She's an old woman.
It was the goddess from the village next to Liujia Village. She pointed at Zhang Yuanwai and scolded her in a shrill voice, which was very unpleasant to hear.
How could Zhang Yuanwai stand this anger? Without saying a word, he beat the old woman again. Her only good clothes were stripped and torn.
The old woman quit and shouted to Zhang Yuanwai, "Just wait for me! I guarantee that you will be in rags for the rest of your life and will not be able to wear good clothes!"
After returning home, Zhang Yuanwai fell ill again and lost several big business deals.
Scared.
In order to please the old lady, she asked someone to help Old Man Liu fence the fields.
This time, it only stirred up a hornet's nest.
Every night when he slept, the man pinched him and said, "You pay for my son's life!"
He looked for the goddess, who glanced at him and said lightly, "Get ready for the funeral as soon as possible."
I also visited several immortals, and they all said that my life was not long.