Chapter 421: Crazy Game Bug Dad Continues to Be Cheap 3
Chapter 421 The arrogant game bug dad continues to be mean 3
Everyone has been complaining in the comments for a long time, and this time I finally got the opportunity to officially complain.
The comments are flooded! Blame the studio!
Cool.
When someone asks who Xiaoqiang is, there is no need for Fuchen to reply. Those who know will automatically reply: [Qian Qingshan].
Compared to the internal beta test, more people came to Fuchen this time to buy goods. Without exception, they were hesitant when asked to take off their pants.
Fuchen is not in a hurry, since the pill is in her hands anyway.
One girl was so angry that she scolded Fuchen for being shameless.
The dust doesn't matter.
If you commit a bitch, you must have the consciousness of being a bitch: you will always be scolded.
However, one girl was a little more tactful and said, "But I'm a girl? I'm so sorry. Can I waive it? You can pay more."
Fuchen suspected that Monkey had not done a good job of keeping secrets and leaked the work of starting the Marrow Cleansing Pill.
Without thinking much, I opened a small room.
"Then let's go into the room. Anyway, we are both women. I don't want to do anything, and I don't want to take screenshots," Fuchen said.
In fact, you can’t really take a screenshot.
Everyone will improve their appearance by 15% (the upper limit is 15%), and the standard is almost based on social standards, such as whitening, sharpening, etc., there are many people who are the same and similar. Just compare the appearance of the characters.
It's really hard to recognize a person.
The girl thought for a while, then actually entered the small room and took off her pants neatly.
There is a pair of black pants underneath. I guess I have been mentally prepared for it.
Fuchen happily clicked the deal.
After the girl got the Marrow Cleansing Pill, she was not in a hurry to use it, but asked, "Are there any precautions?"
"One hundred thousand information fee."
The girl gave it happily and neatly.
At this point, Fuchen took a serious look at her, [The clouds are fluttering].
"Yun Piaopiao, tell me, did someone say something to you?" She suspected that the monkey told the girl, fearing that she would know and ask him to pay a hundred times the price to make the girl spend money to buy peace.
Who in the world spends 6,000 yuan to buy an unknown gadget?
"No one. It's just the master who analyzed that the Marrow Cleansing Pill is an important item in the beginning. There is no Marrow Cleansing Pill in the mall, and the medicine near Novice Village just happens to be the only one that can refine the Marrow Cleansing Pill. So I came to buy it."
This generation of players are geniuses, and they can all be analyzed.
Excellent, excellent.
"Don't you know?" Yun Piaopiao asked.
This post became popular on the official website. It was impossible for the studio not to pay attention to it.
Fuchen didn't say anything, "I got it. I can give you the information, but there is a condition. You are not allowed to tell anyone else before level ten. If you tell me, the price will be a hundred times higher in the future. That Xiaoqiang is an example. What do you think, Xiangpiaopiao?"
You just called me Yun Piaopiao, why did the next sentence say "Xiang Piaopiao"? Don't go too far by changing the name.
The girl shuddered and was frightened by what happened to Xiaoqiang. Who wouldn't know Xiaoqiang if you play like this?
Some people who didn't dare to mess with Fuchen went to gang up on Xiaoqiang.
"good."
The floating dust conveys the message secretly.
After hearing this, the girl was shocked, read the information on her body, stabbed herself with a knife, and started all over again.
Fuchen smiled, and there was another message.
Start over and all the equipment will be gone.
The girl appeared in front of Fuchen again, with a shit-eating expression on her face.
"Can it be a little less? I am a regular customer." Yun Duopiao felt a pain in his body.
"I can't, dear. When I refine the elixir, I can't miss even a single ounce of it. I won't bear your losses." Fuchen smiled.
The clouds fluttered down the face.
Fuchen was extremely satisfied with this expression and patted her shoulder, "Think about those people who fought hard to reach level 10 and then reluctantly committed suicide with a knife. Did they feel mentally balanced instantly?"
Yun Duopiao thought about it, it was really true. His eyes lit up again, "Do you want to sell it at a low price after level ten?"
"Hey, it's impossible. With Xiaoqiang here, it will always be ten times better, plus take off your pants. I just hope that no one will be so perverted and offend me."
"..." You had the nerve to say it.
However, Fuchen immediately proved his "good intention" with actions.
Next second: World Channel spoke: "[Fuchen Studio] pays tribute to the players: I hope that no one will be so perverted and offend me. After all, driving up prices is detrimental to my face. In addition, thank you Comrade Xiaoqiang,
Your appearance made me fall in love with watching you take off your pants. Mua, it smells so good."
Fuchen: I didn’t even move, the boss had already stepped forward to draw hatred.
I'm used to it.
The world's screen: "..."
[Dudoudou]: "Shivering."
【Feiyan】: "Big brother, big brother."
[Ghost]: "Comrade Xiaoqiang has been unlucky enough for eight lifetimes to fall in love with you."
[Squatting in the latrine instead of shitting]: "I would rather die than obey and make you fall in love with taking off your pants? Then if I refuse to buy your stuff, will you fall in love with giving it away for free?"
[Fuchen]: "Poop the guy in his pants, I might do that. I hope you won't cry when I give it to you for free."
[Ode to Joy]: "Hahahahaha. Just saying this to you, I'll wait for you to send it off."
[Beauty Is a Ghost]: "Haha. If you don't poop while squatting in a manhole, it turns out you have pooped in your pants. Are you looking for poop?"
[Squatting in the manhole without shitting]: "Get out! I am a cultivator! Fuchen, you are dead! Do you dare to report your position!"
There are a bunch of people down there who form groups to kill Fuchen.
Everyone's idea is obvious, you can pick up the body after death. Then it will be a pile of pills.
[Fuchen]: "Are you rich? Five million gold is required. After all, I am very expensive."
There was a lot of swearing on the top again. No one said anything about money.
Who has it?
Even if you have money, you don't just play around with it.
Yunduopiao watched Fuchen's slutty operation and was convinced.
The boss is awesome and full of confidence.
While Fuchen was having fun on the World Channel, he was checking private chat messages, screening out real buyers and then giving a location, completely ignoring the fluttering clouds next to him.
Yun Duopiao also stayed nearby quietly, constantly checking various information.
Dabai suddenly sent a message: "Find someone around you to be your little brother. There is not enough information outside the game and we need manpower."
The floating dust is clear.
When the play was over, Fuchen glanced at the girl who was still beside him: "Piaopiao, do you want to be my subordinate?"
"Ah?" Yun Duopiao was a little surprised.
"The kind that costs ten times the price."
"..." What's the difference? Shouldn't I buy it now at ten times the price? The clouds are fluttering and complaining, with a look of difficulty on the face.
What I was thinking in my mind was: Promise. With the protection of the big boss, I will walk sideways in "Shenhua". Even if I don't go sideways, I won't have the rhythm of killing myself with a knife in the future.
Fuchen answered her doubts, "Just wait, someone will definitely offend me."
Yun Duopianpian understood in an instant that prices would not be ten times higher in the future. Then the ten times she promised might be a discounted price! A half discount, or even a 10% discount!
"I promise!" Yun Duopiao said excitedly, "Boss, what do you want me to do?"
"Hey, why don't you do it? Just help me collect information. As long as it's information about this game. My guesses about secret treasures, elixirs, etc., 818, as long as these are useful. I'm responsible for scouting game information in advance.
, you will be responsible for picking up leaks from behind." Fuchen said.
Piao Piao’s “great guess” needs attention.
"I understand. Just like those experts guessed, it is a kind of market feedback. Someone has noticed the information, so the boss's information cannot be sold." The newly appointed employee's eyes lit up.
"There is also 818, don't forget this." Fuchen laughed, "Especially in the future when there will be a big god list, the men and women around the big god list, shady materials, these are all money."
Piaopiao was confused, "Then we became paparazzi?"
Fuchen: "You are the only one, I will be responsible for selling."
"..."
"Besides, what if someone comes to beat me and I can't beat me? Throw a piece of material over and slap him in the face!" Fuchen said in a sonorous and powerful voice.
"..." Piaopiao was speechless for a moment, then she choked out a rainbow fart, "The boss is really far-sighted."
After chatting with Piaopiao, Fuchen ran to find someone to play with.
"Hi, Xiaoqiang, how are you doing?" Fuchen greeted eagerly.
Qian Qingshan raised his head and looked at this woman. It was this guy who kept himself clean all the time. He didn't dare to carry a single coin, so he could only wear beggar's clothes to reduce costs.
"I'm buying your supplies, can you let me go?" Qian Qingshan said coldly.
"Try taking off your pants." Fuchen smiled.
Qian Qingshan took a deep breath and strengthened his determination to become a great god. He will definitely! He will crush this bitch under his feet!
Fuchen smiled and took out the perspective mirror, focusing on [Qian Qingshan], "Oh, these are black patterned underwear."
Fuchen didn’t need to think about it, he just opened the world and saw that there was new news on the world channel.
[Fuchen Studio]: "Our Comrade Xiaoqiang is wearing black patterned underwear. He is such a good baby."
It's freezing down below.
Fuchen: Her cooperation with the boss is becoming more and more tacit. It’s helpless.
Xiaoqiang himself didn't know anything about the world. When Fuchen pointed out the color of his underwear, he got angry and drew his sword to kill him.
The floating dust pulls out the flying sand.
The horse kicked Xiaoqiang back!
Get over.
"Hey, yo, yo, you are the only one who was killed by a horse's hoof." Fuchen challenged.
Qian Qingshan vomited blood in his heart, but could not move his limbs. He ran to the world channel to speak, and suddenly saw Fu Chen's screen. He gritted his teeth and said, "Fu Chen, just wait for me! If I don't kill you until I surrender, I am not a human being."
Fuchen: "Xiao Qiang, be good. You are very good for your current species."
Fuchen walked slowly to Qian Qingshan, picked up the items dropped by Qian Qingshan, took out a pair of underwear, and shook his head. "You have already lost your underwear, why do you have the nerve to stay here, Xiaoqiang?"
Qian Qingshan vomited blood.
After all the calculations, he forgot that underwear was not a piece of clothing given by the system, but also a commodity. He looked at the underwear given by the system on his page and was speechless.
"How about I give you another big one?" Fuchen said.
As soon as I said it, World Channel brushed it off.
[Fuchen Studio]: "Congratulations to Comrade Xiaoqiang for irritating me again. All products will be sold 20 times in the future. If there are free products, double copies will be given away."
Yun Duopiao clapped her hands: I knew it was a 50% discount! Don’t cheat on me with the employee discount!
Seven days after the server was launched, everyone was almost reaching level 10, and not many people had taken the Marrow Cleansing Pill correctly.
"Myth Game Company" sent someone to chat with Fuchen.
"Dear [Fuchen Studio], the monopoly operation of the Marrow Cleansing Pill has caused the game experience to be much lower than expected. The company hopes that you can distribute the Marrow Cleansing Pill to players normally."
"Okay." The boss negotiated.
Fuchen lay down and watched the show.
[Customer Service]: "Really? If you don't sell it, the company will put the Marrow Cleansing Pill for sale in the mall soon."
"Whatever." The boss was fearless.
Fuchen eats potato chips and enjoys life. In the holographic game, eating cannot suppress hunger, but it also has a taste experience. This is very humane and convenient for Fuchen.
The negotiator was completely confused by Fu Chen's routine and changed his mind: "The company received a report that you used the peephole to see the color of your underwear and it was exposed. The company has fixed the bug and restricted the peephole to only be used to see stones."
"oh."
The negotiator didn't know what this person wanted to do, and he didn't follow the routine at all. He could only continue to say, "In addition, the company will punish you, restrict transactions for three days, and notify the system for three days."
"oh."
No response.
Oh? Aren't you worried? Shouldn't you negotiate with me? Say you won't do it next time and ask the company for forgiveness?
The negotiator smiled professionally, "Does Fuchen Studio have no explanation for this matter?"
"I'm happy."
The representative couldn't stand it any longer, "Is there anything else you can say besides that?"
"Wish you happy working overtime!"
Um?
The representative felt that the matter was fraudulent, but the matter was out of his control and he would report the results to his superiors.
The superior was also surprised and said, "Immediately report the punishment."
[World Announcement]: "[Fuchen Studio]'s willful behavior has caused a poor game experience for players, and they have been banned from trading for three days. This announcement is hereby made."
Everyone cheered.
Customer service finally responded to my report! (In fact, anyone who looks down on Fuchen will report it.)
[Fuchen Studio] immediately responded: "The whole world is celebrating. [Fuchen Studio] boss, Mr. Fuchen, is happy! Hereby giving away the Marrow Cleansing Pill for free for three days!"
Scroll to play, every five minutes!
Giving away is not a transaction.
As long as you see someone, mail it immediately. If the other person agrees, accept it. If they don't agree, they will just leave it in the bag.
Above is the hanging world announcement, and below is the scrolling announcement from Fuchen Studio, which is a slap in the face.
Many players are wondering: Is the studio planning to go against the game companies? After all, the studios compete with game companies for profits, and usually consciously avoid game companies and keep a low profile.
At the same time, Yun Duopiao posted on the official website in the name of Fuchen Studio: "The correct use of Marrow Cleansing Pill! You all have to commit suicide and start over!"
Here are a few short sentences:
"Please call me Master Fuchen. Who can make me happy? I can save you from water and fire."
"When taking the Marrow Cleansing Pill, you must not add any skill points. You cannot change your clothes except pinching your face. Taking the Marrow Cleansing Pill at this time will improve the basic attributes."
"It can improve 3 basic attributes, each with a maximum limit of 15%. In the later stage, every ten levels of practice can increase three attributes by 5%."
"If you don't take the Marrow Cleansing Pill, you have to be at least level 40 to get back to level 0 after taking the Marrow Cleansing Pill."
"Today, Lord Fuchen is happy. Everyone will receive a marrow-cleansing pill, double the amount."
Everyone went crazy and ran to ask customer service. They got a positive answer. A bunch of people asked on the World Channel, "Master Fuchen, where are you? I love you."
The customer service smiled and replied later: "The main quest at level 12 will prompt you with the correct method of cleaning the marrow pill. It is impossible for level 40 to be inferior to level 0."
No one is watching.
I didn't care much after seeing it.
After practicing hard for seven days, I finally made it out of the novice village and got back into my mother's womb with one move!
Is there anything more tragic than this?
You have to stay in Novice Village for seven days, and I didn’t even scold your game company! No, I’m going to lower my score!
The people at the game company are going crazy!
The score dropped from 9.8 to 7, don't be too worried.
As for Fuchen, he put on a deck chair, shook his feather fan, and replied to the world: "I am happy today. The address is: the top of Duanchang Cliff."
Everyone ran to Broken Heart Cliff one after another.
Fuchen said with a smile, "Just jump, one jump will solve a thousand worries."
If you jump off the 80-level Broken Heart Cliff, the people in Novice Village will die directly in their mother's womb.
"Are you going to give it to me if I dance?" everyone asked.
Fuchen pointed at the banner raised by ten miles of flying sand.
Write a letter: "If you jump, I will give it to you! In addition, ten people who jump off the cliff will be randomly selected and sent to Li Feisha."
At the bottom of the cliff, floating clouds gave each person who died a corpse two marrow-cleansing pills.
This world is too dreamy, and she is a little unable to accept it.
After the game company takes action and the player commits suicide and comes back, 5 Marrow Cleansing Pills will be automatically given out.
At this time, thousands of players had already jumped off the cliff.
The game's score dropped from 7 points all the way, heading towards failure.
When Qian Qingshan saw the five marrow-cleansing pills in the bag, he was already very poor, and his last possession, his underwear, was taken away from him. Unexpectedly, he still managed to commit suicide.
I feel a little regretful, why were I so confused in the first place? Wouldn't it be better to give me 50,000?
He didn't jump off the cliff. He knew in his heart that Fuchen Studio's behavior would definitely make the game company compensate. So he just waited.
But, not so happy.
I can't be happy no matter what.
The game company issued an order, "No one should leave tonight. First, hold an emergency meeting to discuss how to regain players and save ratings, and implement it quickly."
All employees of "Myth Game Company" express condolences to Fuchen: He may not die well!
After get off work that day, [Fuchen Studio] posted again, with the title: "Your eagerness to commit suicide deeply touches my heart."
The content of the article is a video of "thousands of people collectively committing suicide by jumping off a cliff".
You actually returned the video?
Don't be such a bitch! A bunch of people started shouting at me.
Woohoo, that's too much.
Use both hands to automatically brush the low score of the game and hang up [Fuchen Studio].
Woo hoo hoo, I don’t accept it.
Not only that, Fuchen wrote at the bottom of the video: "I am extremely moved by your wish for death. Each of you sent a piece of flying sand to thank you for this." Then he posted the names of ten people.
The first one: Comrade Xiaoqiang (【干青山】).
Fuchen saw a series of operations and wondered: "Is Xiaoqiang here? Why didn't I know?"
Dabai: "No. So what?"
Fuchen's mind twitched for a moment. Then he asked, "How did you select these people?"
"The eight in the middle are the ones who scold you the most. The last one, who has a friendly and cooperative relationship, confuses the public." Dabai was very proud.
Fuchen: Dog! When it comes to dogs, no one is better than you!
[Qian Qingshan] complained on the forum: "I didn't jump off the cliff! I didn't jump off the cliff! I really didn't jump off the cliff!"
No one believes it.
Especially at the last one [Prince Gongsun] jumped out and jumped: "Thank you, Master Fuchen, for the reward!"
