"Ah haha!" Liu Shen was excited. He picked up Fuchen, circled it, threw it away, and ran out again.
Fuchen rubbed his butt and waist, cursed secretly, and then heard Liu Shen, a lunatic, running over wildly, throwing a mink coat with a "wow" and covering Fuchen's head and face.
"Sick!" Fuchen scolded.
It's a pity that no one heard me, or they were too excited to hear the curse words, so they walked away in a hurry.
During the half-month period when he was waiting for the emperor to call him to take office, Liu Shen could be said to be very proud of himself. If you are not stupid, I will be stupid.
Too stupid to look at.
Fuchen refused to stay with him.
On the tenth day of the twelfth lunar month, Liu Shen dressed himself carefully and walked into the palace gate with dignity.
Above the main hall, the old emperor called, "Are you this year's top scholar in both civil and military affairs?"
"Yes." Liu Shen replied sonorously and forcefully.
Those who came to join the army were all promiscuous, and Liu Shen did not refuse. He usually didn't see any meat, but when he saw lamp oil was lit in the temple, he decided to use lamp oil.
Fuchen opened his mouth to speak, remained silent for a moment, and then closed his mouth.
Fuchen took a deep breath and suppressed the resentment in his heart.
Master Yichan heard this and came to pray, "Can the day of sacrificing the sword not be in this temple?"
Fuchen was forced to listen to the announcement together.
"Isn't it? It's true!" Fuchen was instantly excited and beamed, "Hahahaha! Oh my god, why is it so funny? Hahahahaha!"
The floating dust was originally pulled away by Jingjing, but the rotten stench hit the face. The rear was full of people, and the floating dust had no way to retreat.
"Lift it up, let me take a look. Also let me -"
Liu Shen grabbed the imperial edict and looked at Fuchen in confusion.
Liu Shen thought about it: the sacrificial knife requires blood, and it is really not good to see blood in the temple. It has delayed people a lot of time these days, so it was hard not to agree to this request, so he agreed.
Governor of the Northwest?
But the old monk dared not say it.
On the first day of his arrival, Fuchen groped his way into the Main Hall, burned three sticks of incense and donated money for sesame oil. But he did not kneel down or pray. He just stood there blankly, smelling the sandalwood and listening to the monks chanting sutras.
Fuchen was the only one in the courtyard.
In addition, something happened to all the examiners this time. The examiner of the liberal arts subjects was "disbanded and returned to his field", and the examiner of the martial arts subjects was also thrown to the frontier, to the southern border. Like Liu Shen, he looked like an official, but in fact he was exiled.
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The five hundred people who suddenly appeared here were all well-trained, and their expressions remained unchanged even after hearing such words of destruction, which was surprising.
The next day, the new imperial edict came out.
Liu Shen turned around and left.
The tree was thick and strong, completely black, with curved branches and dragon claws. The two main trunks were intertwined and stood proudly upright.
Today is the New Year, and everyone is celebrating the New Year together. Jing was also asked to eat meat, so he didn’t have to wait on her. Therefore, eating meat in Fuchen has become a technical job.
"Holy heaven has sent this message, and the emperor's sign says: Liu Shen, the top scholar in both civil and military affairs in Xinke, is appointed governor of the northwest. I admire this."
Don't want to talk.
Liu Shen led a team of 500 people for two days and finally stayed in a temple on the mountain called "Qingshan Temple".
So what sacrificial knife should I use?
Liu Shen looked around and saw a big tree.
The New Year passed by in a hurry, and Liu Shen was even more busy in the following days and disappeared without a trace.
No answer.
Liu Shen left first.
The temple is a big one, and if you point to Wei Tuo's demon-conquering pestle, you can stay for three days for free.
But I saw the trees on the ground suddenly jumped up and came towards the floating dust!
Fuchen smelled the aroma of meat: he knew that soon he would start an army and cause trouble.
"Donor, are you confused?" Master Yichan put down the wooden fish and asked.
When fragile skin comes into contact with rough hands, the senses are more stimulated.
What else doesn't he understand?
Because the number one candidate promoted this time was a monster and hit the palace official, the examiner should also die.
All the Wu Jinshi were sent out, mostly in the central or southern areas.
Liu Shen took up all the houses with an area of thousands of square meters after losing three bags of grain and voluntarily abiding by the temple rules and not destroying them.
At this time, there was a severe drought, and the court's taxes increased instead of decreasing. At the same time, the number of people joining the army increased. Almost every household had a male, and the male must join the army. This left women, children, old and young to bear excessive taxes.
She was born very strong and beautiful.
Fuchen tilted his head, remained silent for two seconds, and left.
Flicking with the chopsticks, I tried to bite a piece, and then gropingly bit it down. But I couldn't bite it. Others could easily locate where the meat was, but Fuchen didn't know. As he fiddled with it, the soup spilled out of the bowl, and the clothes smelled like meat.
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"It's the same frontier. Going there as a governor is different from going there as a general. Sister, you think so? You should be worth the price, right?"
"I'll do it." Liu Shen took the bowl, used her chopsticks to pull off the meat piece by piece, and let Fu Chen move it against the edge of the bowl to eat piece by piece. He broke off the bones and sucked the juice - at this time, he also knew
The importance of food.
Fuchen and Jing hid in the courtyard and did not see anyone. The courtyard door was closed tightly. If they saw anyone, they would cover their faces and figures tightly.
The theory of ghost reincarnation is the most powerful and widely circulated theory.
Fu Chen couldn't help but cough up a mouthful of blood.
After that, the five hundred people brought out practiced in the square every day, collecting firewood and setting fires for cooking.
Fuchen and Liu Shen spent this New Year's Eve in Qingshan Temple.
When there are more people, you can see all kinds of people.
In years of drought and hunger, it is a luxury to be able to eat meat in large quantities.
The little novice monk was too young to walk. He simply followed Master Yichan to live a hard life in the mountains.
Under the banner of the great "Liu" army, Liu Shen drew his sword.
I've heard people describe it. Her appearance can probably be fetched for a good price.
"Eat." It was rare for Liu Shen to have dinner at the same table as Fuchen.
You can be extravagant, but you can never waste it.
And this day is February 2, the day when the dragon raises its head.
It’s Chinese New Year.
Because of the severe drought in the northwest and northeast, countless people heard about the rebellion and went to join the army one after another.
Staring at the imperial edict in a daze.
"Why are you happy?" Liu Shen gritted his teeth. Without his "official status", he also tore off his disguise and whispered in Fuchen's ear, "Tell me, how many ranks of officials can I get for selling you to the emperor?"
When Liu Shen heard this, he was so angry that he trembled all over.
The fact that the emperor fell from his throne because he was the civil and military champion has long been spread among the people.
His appointment edict was burned in a fire. Fu Chen knew what this meant.
Fuchen was silent, his cheeks were red and bloodshot.
Fuchen froze, then chuckled, "I'm afraid that if you sell me, you will still have to live in the frontier. The emperor loves sex, but he is even more timid and cowardly. No matter what, he will send you to the frontier!"
The second best scholar in liberal arts stayed at the Hanlin Academy, and Tanhua, who was so beautiful, stayed at the emperor's side as a regular attendant.
If Liu Shen dies, it will be difficult for her to survive in this world.
Liu Shen, who was in the upper position, naturally didn't know about this matter. He had been busy with the important matter of raising an army.
The old emperor was so frightened that he fell out of his throne, barely able to faint, "You, what are you?"
In the past, he thought she was a bitch and not worthy of sitting at the same table with him.
After talking to Liu Shen, he could certainly control a few things, but after a few days, Liu Shen would forget about it. But the people below would remember their grudges and seek to settle accounts with him.
Lamp oil was stolen every day, and the old monk felt distressed and helpless.
"Shut up!" Liu Shen became angry, "That's better than a blind man like you!"
Where in the northwest? A place where birds don’t poop!
This land is marked on the territory, but in fact the imperial court is unable to take care of it. It is full of sand bandits and Beidi thieves.
"Hahahaha." Fuchen laughed.
The people even had problems eating, and even less salt. Private salt dealers were greatly troubled. As soon as Liu Shen said this, several partners gathered several armies to join together.
It was Chinese New Year, and she, a blind person, unexpectedly got the title of "relative", and she sat down to eat a pot of meat with Liu Shen.
"Oh, pray to the Buddha." Liu Shen, who was standing outside the hall as soon as Fuchen came out, sarcastically asked, "Can you get those eyes from the Buddha?"
Something really happened, and Liu Shen walked into the mountains to escape.
When everyone hears it, it makes sense.
All the five hundred people accompanying him were silent.
Liu Shen stepped forward and was about to raise his sword when he saw Fu Chen dressed in black from the corner of his eye. He changed his mind.
In order to reduce trouble, Fuchen stayed away from people.
After taking two steps, Liu Shen grabbed his cloak and hat.
However, due to three consecutive years of severe drought, the surrounding area was almost deserted. The monks in the temple also ran away. Only a "Master Yichan" and a young novice monk were left.
That night, Liu Shen prepared the carriage overnight, packed his belongings and money, and left the next day when the city gate opened.
Also worried are the old monks and young monks in the temple.
The bowl is big and the meat in the bowl is bigger.
After the father-in-law finished reading, he left without saying a word, wishing he could stay far away.
The whole person was very confused and felt like he was in another time and space, which was difficult to accept.
Liu's father also knew that Liu Shen was going to rebel and proclaim himself king. He was very supportive - Fuchen was not surprised by this at all - and sent him 200,000 silver notes and said: Son, do a good job, dad.
Support you - that's pretty much what it means.
The mountain is Tushan, which stretches for hundreds of miles.
Liu Shen has long-term plans.
People who sell private salt are basically as rich as the country, but they are oppressed by the imperial court. Any official has a higher status than them. The foundation they have worked hard to build can be easily eaten away by the official.
Liu Shen's team surged from the initial 500 to 30,000.
Even though Fuchen couldn't see it, he probably guessed it. He smiled and said, "You won't scare the emperor, right?"
The governor of the northwest exists in name only!
However, the governor was not allowed to enter Ancheng without an edict.
Fuchen's appearance matches the aesthetics of this world. Jing can do some kung fu, but he is afraid that he will be unable to defeat the four punches with both hands.
Opposite Liu Shen said "Hahaha".
"It has become a spirit! The tree has become a spirit!" Everyone screamed, mixed with a little fear and more excitement.
Is this a human or a ghost?
There was a person tied up in front of him. This person was a county magistrate (equivalent to a deputy mayor). A relative who was out of the city during the Chinese New Year was caught by Liu Shen and sacrificed a knife. It was also unlucky. Seeing that the knife was sharp at this time, the person holding the knife became even more fierce.
, I was so scared that I peed my pants.
Liu Shen accepted the order ignorantly.
There were also other figures at the bottom of the mountain. They were coming and going, very lively, adding a lot of noise to the quiet winter day.
Liu Shen is very busy every day and has to go out from time to time.
Liu Shen ordered people to cook fifty pots of broth in the yard, and each pot was filled with a big fat pig.
After working hard to prepare for the exam, all I got in the end was an imperial edict and nothing.
Fuchen stared at his back, his dull eyes lingering for a moment, then looked away. He walked down the stairs, walking in the footprints step by step.
Fuchen shook his head. She just didn't believe it.
"Three years! In three years, I will return to Ancheng and kill you, this dog emperor!"
"I heard that you were born with a grimace and that you were the reincarnation of a demon from hell."
Liu Shen hid a lot of things from her.
Fuchen listened silently.
Several of the partners he found were also private salt dealers. Together they pooled together a million silver taels.
Liu Shen chuckled and ran his fingers across Fuchen's face.
Fuchen said nothing.
"How ugly do you think you are? Are you living like a joke?"
Fuchen ignored him and continued to eat meat.
"That's it." Liu Shenlang smiled and swung his knife to cut the big black tree in half. He heard a sharp cry and hiss, and the fallen tree twisted on the ground.
The old monk could only hide, quietly hide the lamp oil, and reluctantly gave up several large tanks of lamp oil.
"Hahahaha." Fuchen covered his stomach, it hurt from laughing.
"You are so ugly! The emperor will throw you out of the circle of power directly! You only want to gain power, money, military affairs and politics, and you have no chance!"
Among them, there is also her maid, Jing.
The two female relatives, Fuchen and Jing, were nesting in a quiet corner, listening to the wind, snow and the excitement of the martial arts competition outside.
She forgot: she is still so weak. So weak that she needs to rely on this person to survive.
The cool moonlight falls on the snow.
"It's better to ask for help from Buddha than from me." He said with a smile, walked up to Fuchen's ear and said, "I am the only person you can rely on in this world, sister."
After reuniting, everyone discussed finding a day to sacrifice their swords and officially rebel!
Twenty miles away from Ancheng, Liu Shen looked back at Ancheng and said angrily, "How can such a foolish king rule the world? It's better to destroy him! Since you are so afraid of me, I will make you always fearful of him!"
The blood red invades the whiteness of the snow.
Liu Shen just entered the palace and left again.
Liu Shen did not let go and continued, "My father-in-law saw your appearance clearly that day. These days, the emperor is addicted to Tanhualang. When he has enough fun on the dry road, do you think my father-in-law will push you out?
.A blind man can play in a different way, right?" He slapped Fuchen's face.
Naturally, the story of this civil and military champion was even more legendary.
Before he finished speaking, Liu Shen raised his head, and a grimace suddenly appeared!
Before Fuchen could open his mouth, his nose was burned by the meat, and he put down his chopsticks tremblingly.
There are so many people, how to control them is a problem.
When Liu Shen saw that the person was finally silent, he left.
On February 2nd, all the members lined up to go out. Fuchen was also led by Jingjing to stand next to Liu Shen.
Liu Shen was confused and said, "I am Liu Shen, the number one scholar in both civil and military affairs."
"Retreat this person. I will not kill anyone today. If I want to kill him, I will kill him in a battle with the Wang family officer. (Huang family "king")" Liu Shen said.
Fuchen prepares himself for battle.
"Ah, ah." The old emperor forced himself to calm down and sat back, his eyes subconsciously looking at the father-in-law beside him. The father-in-law was sloppy and said, "The emperor is tired. The number one scholar should go back first. The imperial edict will be sent to him shortly."
Fuchen fumbled and picked up the chopsticks, pulling at the edge of the bowl.
He was basically kicked out of the officialdom.
When Fuchen heard this, he was even more ridiculed.
In addition, Liu Shen wrote to many contacts.
"It seems that the emperor is frightened."
Master Yichan is in charge and is unwilling to leave.
I can't help it anymore, it hurts to laugh. Not only does my stomach hurt, my hands hurt, and my chest also hurts.
Fuchen laughed.
What's the meaning?
Liu Shen walked back home in a daze. As soon as he entered the house, the imperial edict arrived.
When I was stunned, I heard a loud shout!
Among the people, Liu Shen jumped up and swung his knife, and stabbed it into the tree head with a "rubbing" sound.
The invisible person from behind asked, why is it the tree head?
The person in front said, "You are stupid because you have a mouth."
Everyone saw that the big tree split into two branches facing Sister Liu Wang. There were white teeth in the branches. What could it be if it wasn't a mouth?
Liu Shen stepped forward to take the knife and took a closer look. Oh my god, that's not a tree! It's a snake!
If you look carefully, you will see that the branch on the head is also quite strange. When the knife penetrates it, it is a little hard. I reach out and touch my head and find a small lump.
The person next to him saw the situation clearly and said excitedly, "It's a horn! A snake that's about to turn into a dragon! You killed a big snake!"
