"Latest Updates on the Haunted House in Shijia Community"
Without further ado, here’s the picture!
Picture 1, accompanying text: The old lady sank deep into the bed board
Picture 2, accompanying text: Sofa overturned
Picture 3, caption: slap in the face
Picture 4, accompanying text: Rush out of the door
GIF. Text: The pram is rocking.
The first day in the new house in the ghost district is so hot!
A few regular customers in front of me are vying for the floor space.
Kid No. 1: Grab the first floor!
Kid No. 3: Sofa!
Urgency is like a law: the poster is awesome!
Gui Bugui: It seems that the child is living well.
Urgency is like a law: How can a child not know that the old lady is really miserable? Post the emoticon of the old lady covering her face: Who am I? Where am I?
And the emoticon of the old lady turning around and running was accompanied by the text: There is a ghost! Run quickly!
Gamblers, drunkards and gamblers are all welcome: children may not live well either. It is obvious that children have had some contact with ghosts.
This gentleman was even more amazing. He cut out the picture of the old lady running onto the body of the jumping person. The old lady turned into an old lady flying in the air, with the text: There is a ghost! Run quickly!
Gui Bugui: That's enough for you, stop playing grandma! Post the animation, the pram is shaking, and the picture says: The years are quiet and peaceful
Bajie is not crazy:???Is the poster sick? Cradles are the most permeable, okay! Maybe tonight, the ghost will eat the child!
Gamblers and drunkards are all welcome: No, no, no, maybe they are being raised.
Gui Bugui: Why? Cute.
Gamblers and drunkards will not reject anyone who comes: because the wine hasn’t arrived yet! The kid has the wine! It’s the best! A bowl of wine in the left hand, a mouthful of meat in the right hand! Live as you like!
Kid No. 1: Hahaha.
Urgency is like a law: Sir, you have a good opinion and a thumbs up.
Gui Bugui:…………(The wind messed up my bangs.jpg)
Haunted house scene.
After the child in the cradle fell asleep, Axi felt that he could finally rest for the day.
He is already a ghost, but he already suspects that he has a heart disease.
At four o'clock in the morning, the child woke up again. This time he did not cry when he woke up, but got up on his own and stared at Axi with his big eyes.
Axi was too lazy to open his eyes, lying on his side, floating in the air.
As long as the child doesn't cry, he can pretend that the baby doesn't exist.
But after a while, Axi felt something was wrong.
Open your eyes and meet a pair of innocent big eyes.
!
Axi sat up and looked around. It turned out that the child had climbed up through the box again.
If there wasn't a gap of half a meter, he might have crawled on top of him.
Tsk. Trouble.
I sighed in my heart, quite smart
"Ah, ah." Xiao Fuchen stretched out his little hands, and then held his own diaper, muttering in his mouth, his black grape eyes staring at Axi for a moment.
Very bright.
Axi: No...
Take a closer look, it’s really...
Axi looked at the people in the master bedroom and felt for a moment that relying on them would take more time.
"Ah, ah." Xiao Fuchen didn't get a response. He stretched out one hand and held the diaper with the other, trying to pull it away.
Axi rolled his eyes and said, "Go away."
"Ah, ah." The child was reluctant, holding the box with one hand and trying hard to reach Axi with the other. His body was swaying.
A Xi struggled in his heart and felt very disgusted.
How is it possible to change a child's diaper?
He is a ghost!
"Ah." The child stretched forward a little further.
His body became unstable and he fell down again.
With quick eyes and quick hands, Axi subconsciously grabbed the child's feet and lifted him up.
Putting the fat baby next to him, when he saw the child's sincere eyes, he said "Ah, ah" and patted his lotus hands, urging him to hurry up.
Axi:......
Just do it.
Axi untied the child's diaper in a confused mood. Among the white, only the soaked gray-black color was visible. Fortunately, fortunately, there was no yellow color.
Axi tried his best to pretend that he didn't exist, and he changed someone's diaper stiffly without changing his expression.
For stability, I made some milk powder and threw the bottle to the child.
The child was thrown into the pram, the pram rolled to the kitchen, and the door was closed.
He doesn't want to see this horrible thing now!
At six o'clock in the morning, my grandma went into the kitchen to cook with hazy eyes. Seeing how dusty she was playing, she subconsciously carried her back to the cradle in the living room.
When I walked to the stroller, I stared at the empty floor tiles with my eyes wide open.
Grandma turned around stiffly and saw the pram in the kitchen. Her face became even paler and paler.
Damn it.
What a hell.
The grandma slowly looked at the baby in her arms. The baby's face was fair and quiet, and she wondered: It's a ghost or...
I stood there for a long time, wondering what was going on in my grandma's mind. She put the dust on the sofa, cooked the porridge, opened the door, and went out.
At seven o'clock, the bell rang in the master bedroom. The hostess changed her clothes, put on makeup, hurried to the kitchen to drink porridge, and hurried out of the house.
I didn't even see the little Fuchen sleeping peacefully on the sofa.
The sky is bright.
Grandma just opened the door with the vegetables and stood at the door for a while before entering the house. When she saw Fu Chen who was already playing by himself on the sofa, his face became more cheerful.
"My dear, let's see what grandma bought you?"
One bag of garlic and one bag of glutinous rice.
Grandma emptied the raw glutinous rice into the master bedroom, scattered most of the bag, and then walked to the living room and scattered it.
Sticky rice, kill zombies.
Garlic sterilizes, sterilizes and kills everything that is not clean.
This is my grandma's concept.
Axi watched her grandma's nonsense expressionlessly until she saw her break off the garlic, chew the raw garlic into her mouth, spit it out, and put it into Fuchen's mouth.
"Hmm." Fuchen felt the smell was irritating and turned his head away to avoid it.
"Come on, be good, eat well."
"Well." Fuchen continued to hide, but his grandma still grabbed his mouth, pinched it open and put him into his mouth to sleep.
Axi clicked her tongue and frowned. This grandma had a hard time raising a baby.
Stimulated by raw garlic, grandma regained her enthusiasm for a new life and went to work in the kitchen.
Axi patted the air lightly, Fuchen opened his mouth and spit out.
The vomiting substance fell on the potted plant on the balcony.
The wilted potted plants that have just been moistened are now sterilized by crushed garlic (so good).
After the meal, grandma took out the picture book and showed it to Fuchen. She pointed at the person on it and said, "Mom."
Fat Fuchen had a pouty face, lying down and staring.
"Mother."
Fuchen was still looking around, with no intention of opening his mouth.
Dad, turn it over.
Grandma pointed to the picture above and said, "Grandma."
"Grandma."
Fuchen held the picture book and put it in his mouth.
Grandma pulled it directly and slapped Fuchen's little hand, "Eat, eat, eat, eat everything."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Fuchen shook his head and cried.
Today's teaching task has been completed, and grandma didn't care about Fuchen. She just told Fuchen, "Papa, let's talk about it. Do you understand?"
Worried, he slowed down his tone and emphasized, "Please make a sound when you pull daddy."
Fuchen is still crying for himself.
Grandma turned around and was busy with her own business.
Near noon, Fuchen, who was playing on the sofa, suddenly raised his head and stared at Axi, "Dad." He said twice.
Axi is confused, dad?
Daddy?
"Dad." He said it twice again.
Daddy?
Axi looked at her grandma, who had already gone into the house to catch up on her sleep. Thunder and heavy rain could not wake her up.
A Xi, who has already changed once, feels that this time it is not too difficult.
Once it is torn open, it is golden and mushy all over.
The smell is arrogant and unrestrained.
Hmm - Axi shook his hand and threw the diaper out of the house, away from the dust.
