The most important thing is that he did not expect that the masters of Hong Romantic and Golden Pavilion were there! And Red Romantic and Golden Pavilion really thought too much.
If you want to destroy them, you are thinking about the problem entirely from your own perspective and not thinking about the overall situation at all.
At this moment, Lin Feng was being pestered by three women. He opened the window and told them jokes and stories under the moonlight outside the window! Lin Feng smiled and said: "Okay, okay, it's getting late, I'll tell you again."
Just a short story, just go and have a rest!"
The three women all nodded, but this was not the first time! They wanted to keep chatting with Lin Feng to see how many stories and jokes were inside Lin Feng's head! Lin Feng said with a smile: "In the year of the great famine,
The rich man advocated the third son and took in four women who were fleeing from famine.
Four women, all very beautiful.
Soon after, four women became the rich man's concubines at the same time."
"The rich man held a big banquet. At the banquet, there was a fortune teller who gave the rich man two words: Four ladies, fairy flowers, one piece, two pieces, three or four pieces."
"The rich man was very happy and gave the fortune teller twelve taels of silver.
Half a month later, the four concubines took away all the rich man's wealth and disappeared."
"The rich man then remembered the fortune teller's words, slapped his thigh and said: Damn it, it turns out the fortune teller had already given me a hint. They were cheating one, two, three or four. How could I be so stupid? Why didn't I understand it all?
"
"Okay, okay, let's go to bed!"
After Lin Feng finished speaking, he hurriedly urged the three women to leave! Women are just in the way, bragging with him all the time and not practicing. It is a pity to waste time like this! Tian Chanyu said with a smile: "Young Pavilion Master,
This story doesn’t sound good!”
"You'd better tell us a few stories about people we all know, preferably little jokes about famous people!"
"Just three. After we listened to three short stories and jokes, we left!"
Tianchanyu looked at Lin Feng affectionately! At this time, everyone was sitting beside the bed.
However, even though Lin Feng was carrying Ye Qingcheng on his back, Yu Xiaoyu and Tian Chanyu were clinging to him! From time to time, they would touch his arm with the soft parts of their bodies! It can be seen that these women are getting bolder and bolder.
!On the other hand, Xue Linglong is more reserved, sitting next to her, always listening with a smile.
Lin Feng could only say: "Okay, let's talk about the last three short stories. This time you will really leave after listening to them!"
The three girls nodded like chickens pecking at rice! But in fact, they didn't take Lin Feng's words seriously at all.
Anyway, Lin Feng will go to practice in the big world in two days when the leader of the dragon group arrives.
Tianchanyu didn't want to leave Lin Feng's side, so it would be nice if she could stay with Lin Feng for a second longer.
Because once Lin Feng leaves, he doesn't know when he will come back.
Once he comes back, he may not stop at the Alchemy Pavilion and go directly back to Earth.
It was really difficult for her to meet Lin Feng! Lin Feng said with a smile: "The first little story is that when Li Hongzhang went to England, he visited the grave of his good friend Gordon. Mrs. Gordon was very moved and told her husband Gordon who she loved very much during his lifetime.
One of his famous dogs was given to Li Hongzhang!"
"This famous dog once won first place in a national competition!"
"Later, Mrs. Gordon wrote a letter asking Li Hongzhang if he liked that dog!"
"Li Hongzhang wrote back and said: I like it very much, but it's a pity that I am old and have bad teeth, so I can't eat more.
But it tastes really good. This is the first time I’ve tasted such a rare variety!”
Hahahahahahaha... The three girls burst out laughing after hearing this! I'm afraid Mrs. Gordon will be very depressed, right?
Lin Feng continued: "The second little story is that Wang Xizhi, the sage of calligraphy, loved geese very much. When he was seven years old, he wrote: Goose, goose, goose, a song to sing to the sky."
Famous poems like white hair floating on green water, and anthurium stirring clear waves!"
When Lin Feng said this, he stopped and looked at the three women! The three women, with their big eyes, looked at Lin Feng and felt a little strange. Why didn't Lin Feng continue talking?
They were listening! Lin Feng sighed and couldn't help but said: "Are you three women idiots?
You just listen to what I say, and you don’t try to discern whether I’m saying it right or not.”
"Brother, what did you say wrong?"
Yu Xiaoyu asked innocently! Lin Feng knocked Yu Xiaoyu on the head, and then said: "Wang Xizhi never wrote Goose Goose, Qu Xiang Xiang Tiange.
This was written by King Luo Bin when he was seven years old!"
"These women, alas!"
Lin Feng was really speechless... "Oh, it turned out to be written by King Luo Bin. No wonder I feel a little strange. Brother, please continue talking, we are still listening!"
Yu Xiaoyu responded to Lin Feng with a smile! Lin Feng could only say: "Wang Xizhi really loves geese. He is also an old Taoist priest in Shanyin City and wants Wang Xizhi to hand-copy a copy of "Huang Ting Sutra" for him.
After learning that Wang Xizhi loved geese, he carefully raised a cage of fine geese in the Taoist temple.
Every time I heard that Wang Xizhi was visiting the mountains, he would release the good geese in the mountains.
Finally one day, these geese were encountered by Wang Xizhi who was traveling in the mountains, and Wang Xizhi liked them very much."
"So Wang Xizhi found an old Taoist and wanted to buy these geese.
The old Taoist took advantage of the situation and proposed that as long as he copied a copy of "Huang Ting Sutra", he would give all the geese as a gift.
Wang Xizhi readily agreed, and a copy of the "Huang Ting Jing" was soon completed."
"Wang Xizhi returned home with a group of his favorite geese.
The old Taoist man also happily touched the scripture in his hand.
This deed has become a favorite story for future generations, and the "Huang Ting Jing" handwritten by Wang Xizhi is also called "The Goose Exchange Notes"!"
"The third short story is that one time, Wang Xizhi heard that an old lady had raised a good goose, so he sent someone to buy it, but the old lady didn't want to sell it! Wang Xizhi thought, it's okay not to sell it, so I can go and have a look, okay?
"
"When the old lady heard this, she thought Wang Xizhi was coming?
Oh my God, I was so excited that I killed the goose to entertain Wang Xizhi. Wang Xizhi was heartbroken when he found out!"
"Okay, that's it, let's go now!"
"Brother, the Wang Xizhi you are talking about is just a story. Just tell another one!"
Who knew that three women would not let Lin Feng go! Lin Feng said helplessly: "Okay, the last one!"
"The writer Lao She raised two pots of white lotus flowers. He was so precious that he blew rainbow farts at them every day! One time, a friend came to Lao She's house to play and said he wanted to buy some lotus flowers! Lao She was very proud and said: I have these two pots of lotus flowers at home.
, still not enough?
The friend thought it was okay, but when the veteran went to the study and came back, he found two pots of white lotus, which had been picked by his friend. He was going to fry them in sesame oil for the chef to cook. He immediately felt like he had a heat stroke, and the world was spinning!"
"No, that's enough. You guys should leave quickly. I'm really annoyed to death by you!"
After Lin Feng finished speaking, he quickly urged the three women to leave! "Brother Lin, please say one more thing. When we go back now, we are neither sleepy nor in the mood to practice.
Why don't we just chat with you and sit there until dawn?"
Xue Linglong said with a smile! "You three women are so delicate and beautiful. Aren't you afraid that I will eat you up?"
"Brother, you eat me first, I'm tender!"
"..." Just as Lin Feng was about to say something, suddenly, several terrifying auras of strength came from outside! Lin Feng frowned and saw through it, and his face changed slightly!