After brushing his teeth three times, Zhang Hao finally left the bathroom. Upon seeing this, Zhang Jiaqi picked up a game prop and prepared to start working on it.
Zhang Hao was immediately furious:
"What? You still want to continue? Is it over yet?"
Zhang Jiaqi nodded: "Of course we have to continue. We agreed to finish everything. Let me ask you, have you finished it? You only took one bite, don't think about cheating?"
"Am I cheating?" Zhang Hao pointed at himself, anger welling up: "Don't bully others too much."
"I don't care..."
Zhang Jiaqi got into a little temper.
Cao Fan quickly advised: "Auntie, why don't we just forget about it? My uncle is in a bad mood right now, so there's no point in playing."
The twins tugged on their sister-in-law's clothes. Dad is already in a miserable state. Stop bullying him.
Kevin and others also have a similar attitude.
Seeing this, Zhang Jiaqi had no choice but to borrow the donkey path down the slope:
"Humph, then just let him go."
She also knows that if she continues to make trouble, it will go too far.
After a while, the group packed up their props and exited the room one after another.
Zhang Hao suddenly stopped the third sister: "Wait a minute, what are you going to do with the large intestine?"
"What else can we do? Feed the dog, of course."
"Feed the dog? Isn't this a waste of food?" Zhang Hao frowned and immediately stepped forward to grab the lunch box: "Leave it to me!"
Zhang Jiaqi suddenly became wary: "What do you want to do? Want to use large intestine to retaliate against me? Let me tell you, I will not eat large intestine for the next year."
"Use the heart of a villain to read the belly of a gentleman. It's up to you whether you eat or not. It has nothing to do with me."
Zhang Hao waved his hand indifferently.
"Don't think that I believe you just because you say that."
Zhang Jiaqi was a little dubious, and then led everyone out of the room.
Half an hour later, Zhang Hao walked out of the kitchen carrying the reprocessed "Nine-turn Large Intestine", and then called out his two sons and nieces.
Zhang Jiaqi stood aside and watched the excitement.
I don’t know what medicine I’m selling in my gourd.
As for Zhang Chongxin and his two sons-in-law, they were already drunk and were fast asleep in the room. Li Dajuan, along with his new daughter-in-law, daughter and others, were busy picking up the leftovers.
"Uncle, what are you doing?"
Cao Fan said with confusion on his face.
Zhang Hao did not answer, but divided the large intestine on the plate into eight portions, then took out a handful of kuaizi, and handed a pair to each person.
The meaning is very obvious.
"Uncle, can you please stop joking?"
Cao Fan suddenly had a black line on his face.
Zhang Hao quickly explained: "Don't worry, I washed it again. It's very clean. There's no smell anymore. It's definitely edible."
After speaking, in order to prove that he was not lying, he picked up two pieces of large intestine and put them into his mouth.
"Eh..."
Others disliked Tao.
"Don't be ink. Taking this opportunity, I want to teach you juniors a good lesson. Today is different from the past. You can no longer waste food wantonly."
Zhang Hao solemnly said what he said.
Cao Fan was stunned for a moment: "Uncle, are you serious?"
The cooked large intestine is already full of flavor, can it still be washed clean?
"If anyone doesn't eat today, don't call me uncle anymore." Zhang Hao then looked at his two sons: "And you two, it's the same. If you don't eat large intestine, don't call me dad again."
"Dad, I don't want to eat shit."
Little Pudding shouted loudly.
Kevin then shook his head: "Uncle, we on the other side of the ocean don't have the tradition of eating animal offal, can we just forget it?"
"Don't make excuses with me, your mother must have had colon." Zhang Hao refused on the spot, "Besides, even if you don't eat colon, this is the time to try it. Uncle is not joking. There will be hard times ahead."
"Ah? This..." Kevin was at a loss for words.
For a moment, several people present looked at each other.
"Stop being pretentious, I took the lead in eating, what are you worried about?" Zhang Hao waved his hand, then looked at his eldest nephew: "Cao Fan, you are the eldest brother, can you take the lead and set an example for your younger brothers and sisters?"<
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Cao Fan's face darkened. He didn't know whether his old uncle was serious or was taking the opportunity to take revenge. Even if it was revenge, he would be too cruel to himself.
A man can bend and stretch, so it’s no wonder that the other person can achieve such a big career.
Thinking of this, he suddenly shuddered and quickly eliminated his portion of the large intestine. He didn't even chew it much, and almost swallowed it whole.
"Well done, bang bang bang..."
Zhang Hao applauded.
Kevin followed suit and ate the large intestine bravely. Fortunately, his uncle did not lie. The large intestine was indeed cleaned and was almost the same as what he usually eats.
Next, Carl and others all ate the large intestines one after another. After all, they are all adults and have strong mental endurance. In addition, young people like challenges and excitement, so this is not a big deal.
Finally it was the twins' turn.
The two little guys were crying, and no matter how much they were coaxed, they just refused to eat the large intestine.
Zhang Hao's face is getting worse and worse.
Zhang Jiaqi couldn't stand it, so she took out her handkerchief and wiped the tears of her nephews: "Okay, don't force them both. I'll eat the main office for them, right?"
"Uh, that's okay!"
Zhang Haoli changed his mind on the spot.
There are many educational opportunities, not least this one.
Zhang Jiaqi pinched her nose and quickly ate all the large intestines on the plate, and even burped after finishing the meal.
The twins clapped their hands excitedly:
"(⊙o⊙)Wow, my sister-in-law is so awesome!"
"Two little heartless ones."
Zhang Jiaqi patted the heads of her nephews with a doting look on her face. She and her mother raised the two brothers together, and they are almost the same as her own biological children.
……
At dinner time, with the twins crying, Li Dajuan heard about the farce in the afternoon, and then severely criticized her son, saying that his elders are not like their elders.
Zhang Hao smiled and did not make any excuses.
The third sister didn't even come out to eat dinner. She was probably sick, so she deserved this scolding.
Newlyweds, a night of spring breeze.
After sleeping until noon, Zhang Hao finally released the desire he had accumulated for more than thirty years. His whole body was magically refreshed, and he didn't feel tired at all after being overdrawn.
Yang Huaqing picked up her boyfriend's cell phone and looked at it, and immediately exclaimed: "Ah, it's already twelve o'clock? I haven't served tea to my parents yet? Didn't I ask you to set an alarm clock? Didn't you set one?" Her own mobile phone is still in her parents' bedroom. She left in a hurry yesterday morning and forgot to take it with her.
"No need to offer tea, mom told me last night not to get up early and sleep a little longer."
Zhang Hao quickly comforted him.
Yang Huaqing hammered the quilt with his hand: "I'm so embarrassed. It's all your fault."
Last night, the two of them worked hard until around three o'clock in the morning before going to bed. It would be surprising if they could get up in the morning.
"Okay, you don't have to get out of bed today. I'll bring it to you for lunch later."
"How can this be done?"
Yang Huaqing opened the quilt and wanted to get out of bed, but there was a "hiss" sound and he felt a stinging pain instantly.
Zhang Hao showed a wicked smile: "Stop being brave and lie down. We have to go back tomorrow morning. Don't be unable to walk by then, which will be troublesome."
"It's all your fault. I told you no more last night..."
Yang Huaqing said with aggrieved face.
"No, how could this be my fault?"
"It's not you, why should you blame me?"
Yang Huaqing couldn't help but be stunned.
"Of course it's your fault. Who made you look so beautiful? Even a man won't stop."