Chapter 156 Love rivals meet and have karaoke together
At this moment, I saw the robot moving over.
The mechanical voice sounded: "Master, someone is visiting."
There was not a single servant in the courtyard where Jiang Si and Su Sa lived.
Because Su Sa didn't like people hanging around her, she found it annoying.
It was inevitable that some of these servants had ulterior motives, which made her feel confused.
Also, Su Sa has been self-reliant since she was a child and doesn't like to be waited on.
She doesn't want to look at other people's faces, and she doesn't want to show her teeth and boss around her servants.
In Su Sa's heart, everyone is equal and must respect each other.
Of course, if you don't respect me, if you mess with me, then in my heart, you are no longer a human being.
Therefore, there is only one intelligent robot serving such a large yard.
Speaking of this intelligent robot, Su Sa became a little angry.
It wasn't until Jiang Si woke up that Su Sa realized that the robot had a name.
Jiang Si named the robot Xiaojiji!
Listen, is this a name that a normal person can come up with?
Su Sa refused to call.
What a shame!
So Jiang Si gave the robot two alternative names: "Xiaoqi" and "Xiaoren".
Let Su Sa choose one.
Su Sa was so angry that she wanted to hit someone.
Let’s call it “Robot No. 1” according to the number.
…
At the same time, the screen on the robot's chest lights up, which is a video surveillance.
What is shown is exactly the scene at the door at this time.
Xiao Cheng?
Su Yinuo?
Su Sa did not expect that the guests who came here to visit were actually these two people.
Night owls come into the house and come for anything.
The weasel paid New Year greetings to the rooster, which was not a good intention.
"What are they doing here?" Su Sa asked the robot.
"They said he is the young master's good friend and brother." Robot No. 1 replied.
Su Sa turned to look at Jiang Si: "Xiao Cheng is your brother?"
Jiang Si also looked confused: "I have never had such a brother. He is my love rival, so I guess. So madam, you see, my love rivals have all come to my door, so I am insecure, okay?"
How about you give me some sense of security? I don’t mind being bound by you..."
Su Sa nodded, automatically ignoring what Jiang Si meant.
"Let them go!"
Of course Su Sa didn't want to see this couple.
Because it's disgusting.
But Su Sa couldn't let them know that she was at the Jiang family now.
Afraid of scaring them to death!
Then they won't dare to engage in any more conspiracies.
It would be difficult for Su Sa to investigate the things she wanted to know.
For example, the death of Mr. Su.
So now is not the time to deal with these rotten people, let them run around for a few more days to expose more flaws.
"Good master."
Robot No. 1 is out.
"Madam, you asked me to leave just now, and now you ask Xiao Cheng to leave. I'm a little unhappy. How can he treat me the same way? If you ask me to leave, you can only let him crawl! You do so with love.
Yes, crawling is an insult." Jiang Si expressed his dissatisfaction.
"Jiang Si, why do you have the nerve to be jealous of me? Ni Xin, Wang Shuya, Murong Xiao, Meng Huiwan! Your confidante can even play mahjong together! By the way, there is also Qinglang's mother who is also missing.
Wei, you have so many rotten peach blossoms, did I ask you to explain?" Su Sa coldly snorted.
"Madam! Except for Qinglang's mother, I have no clue for the time being. The other four women have nothing to do with me! I am innocent! I am loyal to you!" Jiang Si cried out.
"Come on! If a man is reliable, a sow can climb a tree!" Su Sa said disdainfully.
"But, madam, are you jealous? I quite like the way you are jealous."
"Mr. Jiang, narcissism is a disease and it needs to be cured!"
"Madam, I'm also suffering from lovesickness. When I look at my wife, I can't help but have all kinds of ulterior thoughts in my mind. I'm always torn between being an animal or being worse than an animal. This kind of disease
Is there a way to cure it?"
"Yes! Just cut it! If you cut it, you won't have to worry so much."
"Okay, pretend I didn't say that."
Jiang Si hurriedly stopped speaking,
However, while Su Sa was ignoring him, Jiang Si took out his cell phone and clicked something on it.
The mobile phone can change the program of Robot No. 1.
He felt a little awkward in his heart. He felt that it was really silly to talk to a human robot.
And the Jiang family’s ostentation is too big, right?
When a dignified young master of the Xiao family comes to visit, he will receive it alone without saying anything.
Just send a robot to greet guests?
Is this the rule of the Jiang family?
Next, something unexpected happened to Xiao Cheng.
Just listen to the robot speak directly to Xiao Cheng.
"Get out of here!"
"Xiao, crawl for me!"
The voice the robot spoke now was no longer the cold, emotionless machine voice before.
But a playful Beijing movie!
With a human voice!
These two sounds of "get out of here" and "climb for me" were said in an ups and downs, strange and sinister tone.
Extremely sarcastic and sarcastic.
Xiao Cheng was stunned by this.
"Why do you curse?" he couldn't help but ask.
Of course "Xiaojiji" would not answer his question.
Instead, he started spraying according to the program someone just set up.
"As far as your thoughts are, follow me as far as you can; as fast as the speed of light is, follow me as fast as you can."
"Dear good friend, please put away your hypocrisy and roll towards the direction of the sun."
"You play with my brains, IQ, and strategies with me, but I only play one thing for you, which is to get the fuck out of here."
"I don't want to listen to your sweet words, I just want you to get out of my life."
"Get out of here, get out of here, get out of China, get out of the earth, get out of the universe!"
"Get out of the human sphere."
"Please roll into a ball and slide out of my sight in a parabolic pattern!"
"I don't want to see you again. Get out of your mother's belly."
"Little Jiji" spit out sweet things and scolded Xiao Cheng in various sentences for 10 minutes.
There is no repetition, and there are a lot of tricks, but the core meaning is to let Xiao Cheng and Su Yinuo get away.
This is naturally a good thing Jiang Si did.
He secretly manipulated No. 1 to do this.
Although strictly speaking, Xiao Cheng is not his love rival.
But I still feel unhappy with this person.
I can tolerate you pretending to be my brother.
You said my woman is your ex-girlfriend, I can't bear it!
And Robot No. 1 is speaking faster and faster.
Like a machine gun, shooting wildly.
They scolded Su Yinuo and Xiao Cheng until their faces turned green.
It's like the cucumber has been painted with green paint again.
Add green on top of green, it’s so green and so green.
They finally understood the truth, that is, don't quarrel with robots.
Because it scolds you and it won't make you tired.
If you scold it, it won't get angry.
"Brother Cheng, aren't you and Master Si good brothers? How could this happen?"
Su Yinuo asked Xiao Cheng.
"I..." Xiao Cheng's face turned red.
He didn't know what was going on.
Isn’t Jiang Si a vegetable?
So of course he didn't know that he was here to get magnets.
How could he verbally insult himself?
Madam!
It must be the bad-tempered Mrs. Jiang who instructed this robot bastard to do this!
Xiao Cheng firmly believed that he had no enmity or grudge against this young lady Jiang, and they were strangers to each other.
Just two strangers.
He shouldn't be targeting himself intentionally.
Then the reason should be that this young lady is in a bad mood and has a bad temper.
Come to think of it, this is human nature.
My husband is a vegetable.
This young lady can only remain a widow now, and is destined to be a young widow in the future.
It’s strange to be in a good mood!
She should not only be so rude to herself, but also have a bad attitude towards everyone around her.
Like a mad dog, it bites anyone it sees.
That's why Mr. Jiang reminded himself like that before.
"Sister-in-law Si must be in a bad mood, which is understandable." Xiao Cheng found a reason to save his respect.
"Oh, yes, Sister Si must be feeling very bitter at this time. What should we do? Go back?" Su Yinuo asked.
"Go back? No!" Xiao Cheng said firmly.
He finally managed to sneak into the Jiang family, and of course he had to take a look at Jiang Si before he could leave.
Only in this way will we have the capital to continue dealings with the Jiang family.
Thinking of this, Xiao Cheng shouted: "Sister Si! I am Ah Cheng! I am Brother Si's best friend! Now that something has happened to him, I have to see Brother Si! Regarding your feelings, Sister Si, I
I feel the same way! I know Sister Si is in a bad mood right now and doesn’t want to see outsiders! But my heart hurts just the same! Because Brother Si and I are best friends! Best brothers! I am not an outsider!"
"Friend, friend, have you ever remembered me! If you are enjoying happiness, please forget me! Friend, friend, have you ever remembered me! If you are suffering from misfortune, please tell me!"
"Friends go together for a lifetime, those days are no longer there, one word, a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine!"
"I can row a boat without an oar, and I can sail without a wind, but my friend, when you leave me, I can't help feeling sad!"
"There is this life! We are brothers in this life! There is no afterlife! I will miss you again in the next life!"
When it came to the emotional part, Xiao Cheng started singing directly outside.
Singing one song after another about brothers and friends.
Not to mention, Xiao Cheng does have some musical talent and his singing voice is quite good.
It can be seen that it is a common phenomenon that there are many scumbags in the entertainment industry.
Because many people who engage in literature and art do not really like literature and art, but just use it as a tool to hunt for beauty.
The more Xiao Cheng sang, the more emotional he became, and the more he sang, the more immersed he became.
Sing 18 songs in a row!
In addition to Zang Tianshuo's "Friends", Zhou Huajian's "Friends", Muji's "Friends", and Ren Xianqi's "Brothers".
There are also "Friends Don't Cry" by Lu Fang, "Have a Happy Journey" by Little Tiger Team, "My Good Brother" by Xiao Shenyang, "It's Hard to Be Friends" by Yu Quan, "Forever Brothers" by Daolang... and Xiao Cheng's Cantonese.
not bad.
There is also a Cantonese version of the song.
"Years of Friendship" by Ekin Cheng and "Friends" by Alan Tam.
My voice became hoarse.
But he was still hoarse.
Of course, this song is not only for the young lady inside, but also for the rest of the Jiang family.
Proving that he and Jiang Si are truly in love than Jin Jian.
"Brother Si! Come back soon! I can't bear it alone! Come back soon! Life is wonderful because of you! Come back soon! Bring my thoughts back! Don't let my heart be as empty as the sea!"
Xiao Cheng was roaring, his singing voice was heartbreaking!
Like a wolf howling at midnight, a cuckoo crying blood!
Inside the house, Su Sa listened to the singing coming from outside.
He frowned and looked at Jiang Si: "Jiang Si, tell the truth, did you and this Xiao Cheng have sex? Why do I feel that his feelings for you are deeper than for Su Yinuo? Listen to this affectionate song, I have to sing it
I'm vomiting blood. I'm really afraid that if something happens to you, he will die for you."
Jiang Si's face darkened.
I was so angry that I wanted to kill someone!
Sing!
That dead man outside is actually singing!
Even though it was sung for me, Ah Sa also heard it!
damn it!
Isn’t it my unique privilege and benefit to sing to Ah Sa?
Who allowed you Xiao Cheng to sing!
The most annoying thing is, the singing is pretty good?
Ah Sa won't be moved, right?
After all, Xiao Cheng knew Ah Sa earlier than I did!
Although Ah Sa said she had no feelings for him.
But what if you change your mind?
Jiang Si felt a strong sense of crisis!
He took three steps and two steps at a time and returned to the study. When he came out again, he already had a guitar in his hand.
"Why did I fall in love with you? I'm asking myself. I can give up anything, but it's hard to leave today. You are not beautiful, but you are extremely cute. Oh Cinderella, my Cinderella..."
Jiang Si was singing with great emotion.
After singing, he asked: "Madam, who sings better, me or that toad?"
Su Sa frowned: "Let's not talk about Kung Fu, I'm not beautiful? Are you serious?"
Jiang Si was shocked and saw that his wife had lost her temper. He quickly changed his tune and sang two songs in a row: "You are the most beautiful in my eyes. Every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad and your good, you pout when you lose your temper."
Mouth...someone asked me what is good about you. After all these years, I still can't forget it. No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't compare to your smile. People who have never seen you will not understand..."
Su Sa smiled bitterly.
There really is nothing you can do against this shameless husband.
It’s so noisy!
What are you doing now?
Are you going to have a karaoke contest with Xiao Cheng outside?
Or are we going to participate in "The Voice" together?
Sorry, I won’t turn the chair for you!
Because you are so annoying!
But deep down in her heart, Su Sa actually didn't resent this kind of noise.
On the contrary, it has a very warm feeling.
This is the fireworks in life!
This is what Su Sa has always lacked before.
The days before her were too cold.
Seeing Su Sa smile, Jiang Si was encouraged.
So he sang again: "The second hand and minute hand are ticking in my heart, my eyes are twinkling and empty, and my heartbeat is pounding. I ask myself how much I want you to love me, and I want to stay and fly with you."
How impulsive, my heart is throbbing up and down, woo, A-sa, you are already married to me, A-sa, you are already married to me..."
at the same time.
Xiao Cheng at the door was still performing: "A thousand reasons for being sad... I can't forget you... I am the saddest character in the world... My heart is cut like a knife..."
At first he sang while standing, but in the end Xiao Cheng simply rolled around at the door.
Make yourself disheveled.
"Hey, No. 1, let them in. If you really sing yourself to death, you are committing an evil act." Su Sa ordered the robot No. 1.
"Madam, you won't change your position, will you?" Jiang Si asked cautiously.
"Stop talking nonsense! Just lie down and pretend to be dead!"
Su Sa rolled her eyes at Jiang Si.
Of course she was not moved by Xiao Cheng.
Just seeing that Xiao Cheng wanted to come in so much, I simply followed his wish!
Originally, Sister Sa didn't want to abuse the scumbag today.
But the scumbag boss shamelessly moved forward.
He put his face in front of Su Sa's slap.
"You hit me?"
"You hit me?"
Repeatedly jump horizontally.
If Sister Sa didn't give her a few slaps, wouldn't she be sorry for Xiao Cheng's hard-working performance?