Chapter 375: Li Yunge’s nightclub is so funny that he’s embarrassed
Li Yunge wore hidden Bluetooth headphones on his ears.
There is a hidden camera on his chest.
Therefore, every move he makes in the bar can be clearly known to Jiang Si and Su Sa outside the bar.
I have to say that this plan was very successful at first.
As soon as Li Yunge appeared on the stage, he became the center of attention.
Men are shocked and jealous, women are envious and tremble.
After all, his outfit is so dazzling!
The people in the bar were all inquiring about Li Yunge's identity.
Whose young master is he, so colorful?
Why haven’t I seen this before?
This is also normal. Although Li Yunge comes from a distinguished family, he has never liked the idea of living in a life of luxury and wealth before.
Because in these nightclub circles, he is a complete stranger.
Immediately, many enchanting and sexy women began to show their excitement towards Li Yunge.
Li Yunge pretended to be indifferent on the surface, but in fact, he secretly showed a proud gesture to the camera.
Obviously he was showing off his masculine charm and his overflowing hormones to Jiang Si.
"Not to mention, is Li Yunge good at showing off his looks? Look at those women, their eyes are straight." Su Sa said to Jiang Si.
"Huh! What's the point? If I go in -" Jiang Sizheng said.
"How are you?" Su Sa's tone suddenly became cold.
"I won't go in at all! Even if it's fake, I won't give any chance to those coquettish bitches to get their hands on me!" Jiang Si said with a strong desire to survive.
Su Sa let her husband go, stared at the camera, and saw that Li Yunge was already chatting with Liu Feier.
"I'm not worried about anything else. I'm just worried that Li Yunge is too out of tune, talks nonsense, and messes up the atmosphere."
Jiang Si: "No way?"
But at this moment, I heard the conversation between Li Yunge and Liu Fei'er coming from the microphone.
Jiang Si covered his face in shame: "What a disgrace to our family!"
It turned out that at this time, Li Yunge was telling Fei'er how the gorillas in Africa live in groups, the habits of crocodiles in the Amazon, how lions fight when courting, how many roads cross the Sahara Desert, and how to find water in the desert...
Originally, when Liu Fei'er saw Li Yunge, she was obviously very interested and felt that she had met a very classy man.
But listening to Li Yunge's words, even though Liu Fei'er tried hard to show interest, it was obvious that her eyes were drifting.
Already very impatient.
How is this picking up girls?
This is a way to stay single all your life!
"Li Yunge, do you have any music? You think that Liu Fei'er is going to fall asleep because of you! I let you capture her heart, so that you can always abandon her and she will suffer! But you have done it all
What? You have become a fool in her eyes! If she breaks up with you, will it be painful? She will have fun secretly! Look what you are talking about? You might as well talk about the postpartum care of sows!
"
Li Yunge in the bar also noticed that the atmosphere was a bit cold, so he hurriedly said: "What about that? Do you know about the postpartum care of sows? Let me tell you about it..."
"Sorry, I have something else to do." Liu Feier said goodbye.
"Hey...hey...wait, wait!"
Li Yunge was a little anxious, but Liu Feier walked faster.
"Stop chasing her. This woman likes rich men, but she doesn't like rich lunatics."
…
Li Yunge's action failed, completely.
They came out with frowning eyes and the family returned to their aunt's house.
Li Yunge was still unconvinced: "It's not that I'm not charming enough, but that Liu Fei'er's class is too low! He can't appreciate my point! Gorillas and crocodiles are so fun! If you don't even like this, what kind of woman are you?" What are we talking about if we don’t talk about this? Are we talking about what kind of bag to buy and what kind of mobile phone to use? It’s vulgar! It’s so vulgar!”
"Young Master Li, shut up!" Su Sa endured it for a long time before she could bear to hit anyone.
So who should do this task?
The aunt asked Jiang Si to go, but Jiang Si shook his head and refused, even to the point of refusing to agree.
"I am Madam's exclusive little puppy! Not only can I not cheat physically, I can't cheat mentally. I can't even pretend to cheat!" Jiang Si said seriously.
The aunt was so angry that she glared at Jiang Si and said to Li Yunge: "You are right! This Jiang Si is really a licker!"
Li Yunge gloated and said: "Yes!"
But just when he was half happy, his aunt grabbed his ears and scolded him: "Because I am a licker, now I have a son and a wife! What about you? You have nothing! I expect you to give me a grandson, why not?" Your father and I will raise another one for fun! I don’t care! Go and sign me up for a dog-licking class right away! Then give me a daughter-in-law to lick!”
My uncle also joined in the fun: "Yes! You must bring my daughter-in-law back to me, or you won't come back! You can live in a group with the gorillas!"
Li Yunge grimaced and felt extremely wronged: "Look? I say it's better for you to divorce! Only when parents divorce can children feel father's love and mother's love. If parents don't divorce, children will be victims!"
…
After another burst of laughter, Su Sa finally said: "Forget it, I'll go."
"you go?"
"Yes, a woman disguises herself as a man."
When Su Sa came out dressed in men's clothing and went through a disguise to make her facial features look handsome and charming, all the aunt and her family, except Jiang Si, were dumbfounded.
This was the first time they knew that Su Sa had the ability to disguise herself.
"But do you know how to be the King of the Sea? Have you ever seduced a woman before? No, have you seduced a man?" Li Yunge asked.
Su Sa shook her head: "Look at my appearance, do I need to seduce others?"
Li Yunge: "Hey, in order to prevent you from making the same mistake again, we need to conduct some training. I heard that there is a Neptune training class in Shanghai."
"Is there something as unconscionable as the Neptune training class?"
"Of course I have. Let me tell you, customers are God. If there is demand, there will be a market. Now in Shanghai, there are not only Neptune training courses, but also mistress training camps and mistress team-building courses."
Li Yunge gave Su Sa popular science.
Su Sa was really interested in this, so she dressed in men's clothing and followed Li Yunge to the Neptune Class training site in a four-star hotel in Shanghai.
Everywhere he looked, there were some good-looking men in their 20s attending class.
These men generally don't have much money, but they still yearn for the kind of luxurious life where they can live happily and happily.
I hope that picking up girls in nightclubs will be successful.
So I came here to take classes and learn tricks to play with women.
Because these people generally have little money, the main thing they learn is skills.
Li Yunge paid Su Sa a course fee of 3,000 yuan, and Su Sa entered the classroom.