Chapter 71 I Wanted To Get Along With You As An Ordinary Person
Only those who ride through the wind and waves on horseback will truly understand what freedom is!
Su Sa let her horse run wildly through the mountains. The big and small horses were all very happy.
Little Baozi's face was flushed, and he looked at Su Sa with admiring eyes. He wanted to know, what else could Aunt A Sa not know?
Does Aunt Asa still have a pair of hidden wings?
Can you take me to fly together?
"Let's go back."
Su Sa got out of the car by a small river. She patted the white horse with her hand and asked it to go back on its own.
After all, this is a city, not a grassland. It's okay to ride a horse occasionally, but it's really unrealistic to continue riding like this.
The old horse knows the way, and knowing the way back is not a problem for it.
The white horse snorted a few times, rubbed Su Sa's body with its mane reluctantly, and then left with three steps.
Thousand-mile horses often exist, Bole does not always exist, and good riders do not often exist.
Horses not only know pictures, but also people!
"Where else will I take you to play?"
Su Sa took Little Baozi from the other side of the Botanical Garden to the urban road.
It is 30 kilometers away from the cultural center in a straight line, but if you really drive there, you have to walk more than 70 kilometers. It already belongs to two different districts in Shanghai.
Little Baozi carries a small drawing board with him.
He quickly drew a few strokes on it and then showed it to Su Sa.
Su Sa couldn't help but smile when she saw it.
In the simple drawing drawn by Little Baozi, Su Sa has taken him to an endless desert.
And then the two of them actually rode camels together?
What is this for?
Should you elope with yourself or seek Buddhist scriptures from the West?
Su Sa scratched Little Baozi's plump little nose with her finger: "I don't see how wild you are! How long do you plan to run away from home?"
The little bun smiled naughtily, showing two rows of white teeth.
Obviously he is looking forward to Aunt Asa taking him to wander around the world.
"No, it's fun to go out for a day. If I really take you out for a few months, the old man and the old lady will go crazy!"
Su Sa sighed.
Although she didn't like the nominal parents-in-law very much, she couldn't deny that they cared about Qingliang.
Therefore, we cannot use children to stimulate the elderly couple.
When he heard that he could only play for one day, Qinglang suddenly became gloomy and pouted dissatisfied.
Su Sa scratched her head. She didn't know where it would be better to take her children to play.
"How about going to the amusement park?" she suggested.
This should be the dream of many children, right?
For example, when Zheng Yunfan was a child, he really wanted to visit the amusement park.
The little bun shook his head, and then drew a few strokes on the paper.
"An amusement park for one person?"
Although Su Sa has never been to an amusement park, she also knows that an amusement park should be bustling with people and full of laughter and laughter.
In order to play fun activities, you have to queue up.
But the amusement park painted by Qinglang was deserted. Whether it was the Ferris wheel, roller coaster, bumper cars, inflatable castle, or carousel, there was no one there.
There was only a child named Qinglang standing in the huge venue, looking very uninterested.
Su Sa understood.
It turns out that in order to ensure the safety of the young prince of the Jiang family, when Qingliang went to the amusement park, it was always empty.
It is not open to outsiders, only Little Baozi is allowed to play alone.
Then play with a hammer!
These security personnel have no ability to follow, but they are good at creating scenery!
"Let's go to the amusement park. It's open today. Let's go play with other children." Su Sa made a decision.
Little Baozi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he nodded vigorously, looking very satisfied with this arrangement.
…
It was still a long way from the amusement park, but Su Sa didn't take a taxi, but took the little buns on the bus.
Naturally, it was the first time for Xiaobaozi to ride in such a huge vehicle. With so many people in the same car, his eyes were filled with freshness.
There were many people on the bus. In order to avoid accidents such as crowding and stampedes due to her outstanding appearance, Su Sa tried to keep a low profile on such occasions and pulled down her hoodie.
But Su Sa ignored that little Baozi's appearance was also so stunning.
As soon as he got on the bus, there were many passengers, especially female passengers, regardless of whether they were grandmothers, aunts, or aunts and sisters. All of them had their eyes shining and stared at the little bun.
Those who wanted to touch their faces, those who wanted to pinch them, and those who wanted to have a kiss were all eager to try and stared at them eagerly.
It’s as if he can’t wait to stuff the little buns into their bellies and give birth to them!
This wolf-like gaze made the little bun a little nervous, and he hurriedly hid behind Su Sa.
Su Sa sighed in her heart.
Sure enough, people who are too good-looking will have many troubles that ordinary people cannot understand.
Some people always think they are showing off when they say it, but in fact they are all from the bottom of their hearts.
When you go back, you must tell Qinglang that the boy is outside and you must protect yourself.
…
There were a lot of people on this car, all the seats were full, and many passengers were standing, including Su Sa and Qinglang.
Su Sa calculated that it would take at least a dozen stops from here to the amusement park.
Little Baozi would be tired, so he pushed Qinglang forward and reached the front half of the carriage.
There are special seats for the "old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant".
At this time, all three seats were full of people.
An old couple and a thick-looking man.
The man didn't feel at all that he was sitting in the wrong place. When he saw an elderly person passing by without a seat, he would deliberately close his eyes and pretend to be asleep.
Su Sa cannot ask other passengers to give up their seats to Qinglang, because that would be unfair to others.
Everyone has bought tickets, why should I give them to you?
Giving in is a favor, not giving in is a duty!
But I can ask this man to give up his seat because he is sitting in a seat that does not belong to him.
Special seats for the "old, weak, sick and disabled" are provided to the disadvantaged groups.
When the man saw Su Sa coming over with a child, he repeated his old trick and closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
"stand up."
Su Sa was not like the others, who could only sigh and leave when she saw this man pretending to sleep, but spoke directly.
The man couldn't pretend to be asleep, so he opened his eyes: "Why? This car belongs to you!"
This is a good question.
As for how to answer this question, Su Sa actually has a very complete set of experience.
That is to say, "This car belongs to me" and then "Buy the car."
Just like the last time I humiliated the black aunt in the area.
But Su Sa didn't do that this time.
The first reason not to do this is that if she goes to the bus company boss again, although the other party may not be unhappy, Su Sa herself feels that she has gone too far.
The second reason is that you cannot show off your wealth in front of a sunny day.
Because Qinglang is destined to have countless wealth.
Su Sa cannot give him a wrong example and make him think that everything can be solved with money. That would not be conducive to shaping his correct outlook on life.
Su Sa didn't want Little Baozi to turn into a spendthrift playboy.
Besides throwing money at it, we can also be reasonable.
Sister Sa doesn't mind coming to "convince people with virtue" once in a while.
"This is a seat for the elderly, the weak, the sick, and the disabled. Which one do you think you fit in? Don't say you are a pregnant woman." Su Sa frowned and asked.
She is a genius doctor, so she can certainly see that this middle-aged man is in excellent health except for occasional constipation.
"Yes, I'm pregnant. It's been three months! Nowadays, technology is so advanced that men can get pregnant. Are you angry? Oops, I'm sick, I'm going to have morning sickness!"
The man even pretended to cover his mouth and wanted to vomit.
This is truly disgusting to Su Sa.
In vindictiveness.
The old couple next to them, who looked to be over eighty years old, said: "Such a young child will definitely be tired standing. Come, sit here with grandma."
The old lady actually stood up and gave up her seat to the little bun.
And the middle-aged man still looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
At this time, we happened to arrive at a certain stop and the train door opened.
Su Sa looked at the man's shameless look and suddenly smiled.
I wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but what I got in return was shamelessness.
I don’t pretend anymore, I show my cards.
Compared to "convincing people with reason", I seem to be better at "making faces and output".
Alas, in fact, I really want to be a lady, but unfortunately this society does not give me the opportunity to look down upon me.
I am also helpless.
My beautiful lady, why do you always drive your beauty to madness?
"Don't pretend to vomit, because you're going to have it soon." Su Sa said lightly.
With a swipe of her left hand, the golden needle as thin as an ox hair between her fingers accurately penetrated the Lanmen point on the man's lower abdomen.
It was still summer, people generally wore thin clothes, and Su Sa moved extremely fast, so the man almost didn't feel anything.
After hearing what Su Sa said, he found it very funny.
Do I want to pull?
I have been suffering from constipation for many years, okay?
It’s been a week since I untied my big hand, and I still pulled it... Suddenly he couldn’t laugh anymore!
Because the man suddenly felt that his lower abdomen began to cramp violently!
The desire to urinate that wants to burst out is ready to come out!
He squeezed his gluteus maximus desperately, but felt that he could no longer control the situation.
The dam is about to burst, his anus is about to collapse, and he is completely defeated!
"Get out of the car quickly, otherwise you will be pulled in the car, and I don't mind taking a video and posting it online to gain fans." Su Sa said calmly.
Lanmen point, located 1.5 inches directly above the navel, is an extrameridian point. It is the place where the large and small intestines meet, and it is also the place where chyme is easily retained after digestion of food.
What is old constipation?
With one injection, Sister Sa can make your legs numb by squatting in the toilet!
If I wasn't concerned about the air in the car, I wouldn't want the man to dirty the seats.
If Su Sa's golden needle goes deeper, this man won't even have a chance to get off.
You'll feel like you're sitting on your seat.
The man was really scared. He knew very well that with the Internet being so developed now, if he pooped his pants in the car, he would definitely become an Internet celebrity and be nicknamed "Shit Brother". He would be shamed into his grandma's house.
The man stood up tremblingly, and the car door was about to close: "Master, wait a moment, I'll get off..."
He was actually in a hurry, but he didn't dare to walk quickly, so he could only walk with his legs crossed.
This look really looks like a man having a baby and his sanitary napkin leaking from the side.
It can be seen that it is possible for men to become pregnant.
As soon as the car door opened, the man got out of the car and seemed to be relieved. Then the moment the car door closed, everyone in the car heard a loud "bang"!
It's not a flat tire, it's the sound of a man farting.
From the window, you can see a yellow wave of air suddenly coming out from behind the man's pants!
It's like a jet plane, pushing the man up and flying!
He's flying close to the ground!
While flying, the yellow sticky substance is sprayed from the trouser legs to the back!
A passerby was shocked when he saw this: "Look! There's shit in the sky!"