"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, this lady refreshes my new understanding of human beings every day!"
"I saw it, I heard it, but I had no idea what was going on."
"I saw it, heard it, and I know what happened, but I don't understand what the hell it is!!!"
"Just...the man and the monkey had a quarrel, and the man won the quarrel, so he took the monkey's things in a fair and open manner. Is this what you mean?"
"But the question is, how did she win the argument?"
"..."
Exclamation points and ellipses flew together in the barrage, and hundreds of millions of viewers watched Ye Wan humming a little tune all the way back to the foot of the mountain.
After being slightly torn between asking Liang Jingjing to throw down the ladder or climbing a tree and swinging, Ye Wan decisively chose to climb a tree and swing.
When Liang Jingjing and Xu Jiahao heard something moving outside, they both walked to the entrance of the cave.
Just when he saw Ye Wanfei coming in carrying wine, a bag and a plate of bananas.
Liang Jingjing:???
Xu Jiahao:!!!
"These...are all stolen?"
Looking at the banana, pine nut and monkey wine piled on the ground, Liang Jingjing looked at Ye Wan in disbelief, "Sister Wan, senior brother, didn't he kill you?"
"Elder brother is not at home!"
Ye Wan smiled and said: "His disciples and grandsons received me warmly and invited me to go there next time."
???
"Enthusiasm? You've already left, but the monkeys are still confused. Which monkey's face did you see the word enthusiasm on?"
"I can see the fear and unwillingness."
"Since Senior Brother is not at home, I think you are the monkey! Otherwise, can the monkeys let you go?"
"It's over, it's over. I guess after tonight, all the animals in Wufeng Mountain will know that there is an overlord in the mountain. Starting tomorrow, the forest will be quiet and only the three of them will be, right?"
Looking up again, he saw that Ye Wan had set up a stone stove at the entrance of the cave, placed the iron pot, and turned his backpack upside down.
There was a splashing sound, and all the pine nuts in the bag were poured into the big iron pot.
Ye Wan pulled the firewood leaves, turned the medium to low heat, and was about to start frying the pine nuts.
Barrage:……!!!
"Jingjing, isn't tonight the most miserable dinner we've ever had?"
The sound of stir-frying was accompanied by Ye Wan's joking voice.
Liang Jingjing was eating a banana with a funny look on her face, "There are fruits and dried fruits. Is this called abjection?"
"Yes, yes..."
Xu Jiahao nodded, "I've eaten so well these past few days, so I'll just clean my intestines and scrape the oil tonight."
Barrage:……
"It's been ten days since I entered the mountains? This meal makes me feel like you are trying to survive in the wilderness."
"Let me tell you, today is the 14th day. They entered Wufeng Mountain last week."
"???It's only half a month tomorrow? Oh my god! I thought the month was almost over."
"Very good, my happiness is still half a month away! Come on you three!"
The clattering sound of stir-frying stopped, and all the netizens chatting raised their eyes.
Ye Wan took out a pine nut from the pot, poured the left hand into the right hand, let it cool, peeled the shell and tasted it, then picked up the big iron pot and poured the pine nuts on the banana leaf, "The original flavor, you two can eat it together."
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After saying that, Ye Wan looked back at the drone, "Director, we don't want pure water, can we exchange it for two pounds of coarse salt?"
"What are you doing? Frying salt and pepper pine nuts? You can leave the squirrels alone. How many pine cones do people have to knock to save these pine nuts? The front teeth are almost broken!"
"No, I think she wants to pickle bacon."
"The second senior brother has been completely eaten by them. How can she still have the second senior brother to marinate? She can't do it because of the senior brother's idea, right?"