"Brother Lie, you lead a team and chase the big dog head-on with a rope net. If you can catch him, throw the net. If you can't catch him, force him toward the dark alley."
When Jiang Xuan followed his breath and found Jiang Wu, he was standing on a small mound pointing at the scrawled map he had just drawn and scolding Fang Qiu:
"Jiang Xing, you threw away all the iron utensils on your body. Didn't you suffer enough losses just now? Get the wooden utensils! Then pour kerosene on the wooden utensils."
"When you wait, you will take the people from the second team to block here, this, and this place. When you see the big dog coming, you will light the wooden tools to drive it away to prevent it from jumping into the river and running away."
"Hu Riguang, you lead three teams to block this place. Don't let him go to the market. If he goes to the market and hurts someone, we won't get anything good."
"Liu An, you took four teams of little guys to the Taoist temple to block the door. You said there was an evil spirit in your home. You don't know what the evil spirit is. You just have nightmares every night. You must not let people from the Taoist temple come out to steal business from us.
"
After saying that, he waved the branch that looked like a long sword in his hand and struck it hard on the map:
"That big dog looks miraculous and has the ability to control iron weapons. It must be that the spiritual beast has not escaped."
"When we catch it, we can sell it for at least three to five million yuan."
"After I get the money, I will share it with you first, then take you to visit the brothels, and finally use the remaining money to become bigger and stronger."
"You know how to cheer up this time?"
"I understand, Brother Wu."
Everyone responded, but the man named Hu Riguang raised his right hand.
Seeing Hu Riguang raising his hand to ask a question, Jiang Wu nodded with satisfaction.
It is very effective to always remind them to raise their hands if they have questions.
After secretly feeling pleased with himself for a while, Jiang Wu waved his hand and signaled to Hu Riguang:
"explain."
Hu Riguang, who was wearing a Confucian robe, saw everyone staring at him and couldn't help but shrink his neck and said:
"Brother Wu, first of all, my name is not Hu Riguang, my name is Hu Yueguang, which is what Confucius said."
"Besides, scholars are not lecherous. After dividing the money, can I use the money to buy Confucian classics?"
"I still want to be born with a literary spirit and become a literary practitioner."
As soon as Hu Yueguang finished speaking, more people started talking.
"Brother Wu, my family's situation is not good. I want to give the money to my parents after I divide the money."
"I want to save money to practice martial arts."
"I want to save money to practice Taoism!"
"I want to buy a few acres of fertile land."
"I want to prepare a dowry for my little sister."
Seeing the scene gradually starting to get out of control, Jiang Wu glanced around and waved his hand:
"The money that should be allocated will naturally be given to you. At worst, I will give you a little more."
"But I have to go to the brothel. I'm treating you."
After saying that, Jiang Wu narrowed his eyes and said to himself as he looked at the people below who started cheering.
This trick is to win people's hearts, but he learned it from military books.
Once they have been to a brothel and seen the benefits of women, everyone will surely return to their hearts.
When the time comes, General Wu will have a solid foundation before joining the army. Wouldn't he be promoted quickly after joining the army?
Standing on the small slope, dreaming about the day when he would lead the army and climb the Capture the Flag, drink from the vast sea of horses, seal the wolf as a coward, and glorify his ancestors, Jiang Wu suddenly found that his friends were like ducks being strangled by the neck.
He heard the voice and looked behind him with his eyes widened.
"Did that big, humane dog strike first?"
Before he could react, Jiang Wu felt a slap on the back of his head.
"Huh? Treat me to a visit to the brothel?"
"The familiar feeling of being hit, the familiar cold voice, isn't this the eldest brother in the family who said he would go away for a month?"
"He is back?"
He leaned forward and turned his head at the same time. When he saw that the person coming was indeed Jiang Xuan, a sneer appeared on Jiang Wu's face:
"Brother, why are you back?"
"Why didn't you tell me when you came back?"
With a smile on his face, Jiang Wu then stood behind Jiang Xuan and started to squeeze his shoulders:
"Brother, I know that you have been looking for spiritual beasts, so I mobilized my friends and asked them to pay attention to where there are spiritual beasts."
"As soon as I got the news about the spirit beasts today, I organized my manpower and was preparing to capture the spirit beasts and send them to your Zhushan Mountain."
Turning his head to look at Jiang Wu, whose eyes were full of pleading, and then looking around at the people with hopeful eyes, Jiang Xuan sighed secretly and pulled Jiang Wu to his side, then patted him on the shoulder:
"If it is really a spiritual beast, I will certainly not treat you badly."
"It's just that you are still young. The eldest Jiang Lie is only 16 years old. Don't go to a place like a brothel."
"Sex is like a bone scraper. If you still want to make achievements in the extraordinary realm in the future, you should wait for two years before discussing this."
After saying this, he turned to look at Jiang Wu:
"Let's go and see how magical the spiritual beast you talk about is."
Jiang Wu was relieved when he saw that Jiang Xuan didn't make him lose face.
As for being hit on the back of the head just now?
That's the love the eldest brother has for his third brother. Can he be beaten?
So when he saw his friends turning their attention to him again, he immediately waved his wooden sword:
"Let's go, take my brother to find the big dog."
"There's no need to make any preparations."
"My brother is a monk. He can definitely take down that big dog."
As Jiang Wu finished speaking, a group of half-grown men dressed in strange and strange clothes formed a team honestly, divided into four teams, and walked towards the town in an orderly manner.
"Brother, how is my training going?"
Falling ten meters away from the team, Jiang Wu couldn't help but poke Jiang Xuan in the back:
"Is there any trace of an elite soldier?"
An annoyed look at Jiang Wu, who had decided to become a general, Jiang Xuan then said:
"It's okay to have different clothes and different weapons. There are also people with dung forks in their hands. What does this mean?"
"Even if the dung fork is used as a weapon, what does that little carrot head that only reaches my waist mean?"
"And how did you bring them together?"
"Although they are all young men, they can still be regarded as human resources. Even if they are willing to hang out with you, will their family be willing?"
After hearing Jiang Xuan's various questions, Jiang Wu nodded thoughtfully:
"The book says that uniform uniforms and weapons can indeed effectively unite military morale, so I have to find a way to find money to customize clothes and weapons."
"But brother, I think we still have to take them to visit the brothel."
"The three great irons in life have been together, they have been through windows together, they have carried guns together, and they have been in prostitution together."
"I think it's best to go to the brothels together."
Jiang Xuan was speechless.
Why can't my stupid brother get away with the brothel?
Take him to the brothel another day, and then bring the Xinyue Fox on the mountain to scare him?
Will it make you sick?
Jiang Xuan was meditating secretly, while Jiang Wu on the other side continued to speak:
"As for them being willing to hang out with me, it's all thanks to your reputation, big brother."
"Who in Lingtai Town doesn't know that you are my eldest brother now?"
"I told them that as long as they mix well with me and satisfy me, I will take them to Zhushan to let you see them, and maybe they can fall into your eyes."
"By the way, this move in the military manual is called taking advantage of the situation."
"Of course, I'm just borrowing them and won't really take them to the mountains."
"One day when I make a lot of money, I will beat gongs and drums to let them go home with the money, and they will naturally be devoted to me."
"As long as there is profit to be made, their family will naturally be willing for them to hang out with me, and even others will have the idea of following me to make a lot of money."
"The military books say this is called returning home in fine clothes and luring them with benefits."
"When the time comes, my business will get bigger and bigger. When I am ready to join the army, I will take a group of people to join the army. Maybe I can become a petty official as soon as I enter the military camp."
"The military book says this move is called gathering force."