Chapter 318 The modern version of the emperor’s new clothes
"Then you still wear mink?"
Jiang Xiaoguo rolled her eyes at her mother, took the handbag from her hand and said helplessly:
"I'll help you carry it, be careful when crossing the road!"
"good!"
"Shujuan, what a coincidence!"
Just when Jiang Xiaoguo was leading his mother to cross the road, a fashionably dressed middle-aged woman came up to say hello. Seeing her face, Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't help but look at his mother and whispered:
"Who?"
"Your Aunt Sun!"
When the fashionably dressed middle-aged woman came forward, she smiled to Mother Jiang and said:
"Long time no see. Are you here for the wedding too?"
"Sister Sun, it looks like you are doing well!"
"Look, I just bought an apartment in Shenzhen. It's 200 square meters. It's too small. I can't compare with you, Sister Juan. Look, you live alone by the Heilongjiang River. You are so rich!"
"This is okay!"
Seeing that Sun Lifen was telling me about the house she bought in Shenzhen as soon as they met, Jiang's mother smiled politely and said:
"I originally planned to settle in Hong Kong, but then I thought about it. You said it's so convenient to travel now. There are planes and high-speed rails. If you can book a business class, first class, etc., that's it, right?"
"Yes, this wedding will be held at the Hilton Hotel, right?"
"Yes, let Hilton go!"
Glancing at Mother Jiang who was sweating profusely, Sun Lifen looked at the guest house not far away and said deliberately:
"Sister Juan, why are you staying at the guest house? It's so convenient to stay at the Hilton Hotel!"
"Oh, this!"
Seeing that Sun Lifen wanted to undermine her, Mother Jiang said hurriedly:
"Sister Sun, have you forgotten?"
"What?"
"When I was young, I couldn't live with soft mattresses. I looked for them all over Shenzhen because they were unfilial. Oh, what a coincidence, this is the guest house. The bed is so hard that it's famous far and wide!"
"Yeah?"
After looking at Mother Jiang who was telling lies with her eyes open, and Jiang Xiaoguo who was standing next to her looking a little embarrassed, Sun Lifen turned her attention to the mink coat she was wearing and said with a smile:
"Oh, Sister Juan, you are so noble!"
"Okay!"
"It's just this hair, it's a little bit bad. Where did you buy it from? Have you been tricked?"
"I"
"Sister Juan, look at how hairy it is and it doesn't feel smooth to the touch. Is it fake?"
"I think it's pretty good!"
"You can touch it and see, the real mink and the fake mink feel completely different!"
Seeing that Mother Jiang was still stubborn, Sun Lifen took the initiative to touch her mink coat and said:
"Oh, look, this one still has glue!"
"Where is it?"
"Aunt Sun!"
Seeing that his mother's face was getting more and more embarrassing, Jiang Xiaoguo quickly stopped Sun Lifen and said with a slight frown:
"My mother, this is indeed not a real mink!"
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo take the initiative to admit that she was a fake mink, Sun Lifen looked at Jiang's mother looking a little proud and said:
"You see, the child understands, right?"
Looking at Sun Lifen who was arguing with her, Jiang's mother gave Jiang Xiaoguo a reproachful look. This silly child was too honest.
Giving his mother a reassuring look, Jiang Xiaoguo looked at Sun Lifen and continued:
"This is an environmentally friendly mink for my mother. It is much more expensive than a real mink. I bought it specially for her!"
"Eco-friendly mink?"
Looking at Sun Lifen who was a little dumbfounded, Mother Jiang smiled and said:
"Sister Sun, don't you understand this? Environmentally friendly mink. Everyone knows that I am a famous environmental defender in Heilongjiang. I must bring this one. You see, our family Guo'er originally said that he wanted to buy me a real mink.
I didn’t let you buy it, because I joined venture capital before I graduated from college, and my monthly salary is tens of thousands, so I’m not short of money at all!”
Saying that, as if she was worried that Sun Lifen wouldn't believe it, Mother Jiang used the Gucci bag Jiang Xiaoguo was carrying as an example and said:
"Look at this latest Gucci model. My daughter bought it for herself with her first month's salary!"
"That's really promising!"
"That is!"
After looking at Jiang Xiaoguo, Jiang’s mother returned the Gucci bag to her and said:
"Okay, put the bag away. Why are you showing off to your Auntie Sun?"
Looking at Mother Jiang, who was showing off her daughter's potential, Sun Lifen looked at the time and said:
"Sister Juan, you see it's getting late, so I'll go over first and you'll come over later!"
"Okay, go ahead and see you later!"
"See you later!"
"Goodbye, Aunt Sun!"
"goodbye!"
After watching Sun Lifen leave, Mother Jiang looked at her daughter Jiang Xiaoguo and said excitedly:
"Okay, girl!"
She hugged Jiang Xiaoguo's shoulders and praised:
"You really impress Mom!"
Pushing his mother away, Jiang Xiaoguo glanced at the mink coat she was wearing and said anxiously:
"Mom, are you really a fake mink?"
"yes!"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"What am I telling you?"
"If you had told me earlier, where would there be any chance for her?"
"How did Mom know you were capable of this?"
"Then you don't know whose daughter I am!"
"Mom, remember it next time. Let's go. It's almost time. You should go back too!"
"Then I'll go back first, bye!"
"Bye-Bye!"
The sun was setting in the west, and Jiang Xiaoguo returned to the dormitory after completing the due diligence work on the mosaic project.
"came back?"
"came back!"
Seeing that Luo Yan was alone in the dormitory playing games, and Duan Jiabao and Liang Shuang hadn't come back yet, Jiang Xiaoguo glanced at their tables and saw Duan Jiabao's Gucci bag on her desk, Jiang Xiaoguo left.
In the past, I compared my own Gucci bag with Duan Jiabao's Gucci bag. Sure enough, although the two looked exactly the same, there were still subtle differences. Duan Jiabao's Gucci bag was completely white, and my own
The side where the bag is carried is black. Obviously, one of them is real and the other is fake.
"Alas~~"
Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't help but sigh softly. Duan Jiabao's family was so rich, so naturally they wouldn't buy fake bags. Not only did her mother have no money, but she was also used to saving. The mink she bought was also a fake mink. This latest Gucci bag is very fake.
I also bought high imitations in 1989.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo standing there with two Gucci bags, sighing and looking depressed, Luo Yan couldn't help but ask.
"Look at the difference between these two packages?"
Jiang Xiaoguo walked up to Luo Yan and asked, holding her own and Duan Jiabao's Gucci bags in her left and right hands respectively.
"One is for Dabao and the other is for you. What's wrong?"
"this!"
Jiang Xiaoguo gestured to where the two bags were being carried and said:
"Did you see it?"
"oh!"
Luo Yan smiled and suddenly realized:
"One side is black and one side is white!"
"Did you see it?"
"I'm not blind!"
"It's over, it's over, even you can see it, who can't see it?"
"Any questions?"
"The problem is big, my bag is a fake bag!"
Putting Duan Jiabao's bag back to its original place, Jiang Xiaoguo carried her own bag and walked back to the desk and said:
"Let me tell you, there is no Gucci store in our area!"
"Xiaoguo, don't be depressed. Haven't you bought fakes before?"
"Yes, I have bought fakes, but I know it myself!"
After pouring out all the items in the Gucci bag and putting them into the original handbag, Jiang Xiaoguo put away the fake bag and said with a depressed face:
“I don’t know what happened to my mother recently. She bought fake minks and fake bags without telling me. I thought they were real, so I just took pictures and posted them on Weibo, WeChat, and told people everywhere.
How many people are laughing at me behind my back to show off or something, but fortunately Yuan Xudong doesn’t know these bags, otherwise, I wouldn’t even be able to hold my head up in front of him!”
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo looking so depressed, Luo Yan couldn't help but suggest:
"Then do you want to take the white one and use correction fluid to make it white?"
"What do you think?"
"Sorry, I can't help you!"
After thinking about it, Luo Yan suggested again:
"How about you ask Yuan Xudong to buy you a real Gucci bag? Hasn't he become rich recently?"
"You know everything?"
"What do I know?"
"I know Yuan Xudong is rich. Tell me, how much do you know?"
"I heard this all from hearsay. Don't you know what's going on with him?"
"I"
Before Jiang Xiaoguo could finish speaking, a cell phone rang. It was Jiang Xiaoguo's cell phone. She picked up the phone and took a look. It turned out to be a call from Yuan Xudong. The corners of her mouth raised slightly. Jiang Xiaoguo looked at Luo Yan and said with a smile:
"Look, when Cao Cao Cao Cao arrives, he calls me every day, like a clingy child. I'm almost bored to death!"
"Yeah?"
Looking at Jiang Xiaoguo who was chatting with her, Luo Yan suddenly stood up from her seat, pretending to snatch her mobile phone and said:
"Call me and I'll help you reject him and let him play by himself!"
"No!"
"Give me!"
"No!"
"Watch me tickle you!"
"Ha ha!"
While playing and joking, Jiang Xiaoguo took the opportunity to press the green call button and said:
"Hello!"
Yuan Xudong's voice sounded from the opposite side:
"Xiaoguo, where are you?"
"I'm in the school dormitory, what's wrong?"
"Aren't you going to have dinner with your mother tonight? Just get ready and I'll go pick you up right now!"
"Okay, I'll wait for you downstairs!"
"Well, see you later!"
"See you later!"
After hanging up the phone, Luo Yan strangled Jiang Xiaoguo's neck from behind, straddled her and teased:
"Okay, Jiang Xiaoguo, have you started meeting your parents now?"
"No, my mother came to Shenzhen to attend the wedding of her colleague's daughter and take a look at Yuan Xudong!"
With Luo Yan wrapped around her, Jiang Xiaoguo moved his hands back to tickle her and said:
"Shitou, hurry up and start driving, don't force me to use my big moves!"
"Ultimate move?"
Luo Yan wrapped herself around Jiang Xiaoguo harder and harder and said with a smile:
"Show it to me!"
"If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you think I'm Hello Kitty, right?"
"No, I thought you were a monkey!"
"monkey?"
Feeling insulted, Jiang Xiaoguo screamed, and then he fell on the bed with Luo Yan on his back. The two of them immediately struggled together, laughing and joking, and were rolled over by the waves. At this moment, the bedroom door creaked.
Pushing aside, Liang Shuang, who had been working outside all day, came back. She saw two humanoid silhouettes entangled together under the quilt on Jiang Xiaoguo's bed. She was startled and almost screamed. Fortunately, Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo
Yandu had her feet exposed, otherwise, she would have thought that Jiang Xiaoguo secretly took Yuan Xudong back to the dormitory.
"Jiang Xiaoguo, what are you two doing?"
"Liang Shuang!"
Hearing Liang Shuang's voice, Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan immediately got out of the quilt and arranged their clothes respectively. Jiang Xiaoguo's face was red and he said with a smile:
"Liang Shuang, are you back?"
"Well, I'm sorry, I didn't disturb you two, did I?"
"No, no!"
Jiang Xiaoguo shook his head slightly, then opened his eyes wide and said dumbfounded:
"Liang Shuang, you, what do you mean?"
"Means nothing!"
Looking at Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan, whose clothes were a little messy and whose cheeks were red, Liang Shuang frowned slightly and said in disgust:
"It's not dark yet, and we're in the dormitory again. Isn't it disgusting that you two are being so mean?"
"What?"
Seeing that Liang Shuang actually said this about herself and Luo Yan, Jiang Xiaoguo was so angry that she stuttered:
"You, what are you talking about? I, what can we two women do? What's so disgusting?"
"What happened to the two women?"
Glancing at Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan, Liang Shuang walked to his desk and sat down. He put aside the Gucci bag he was carrying, then opened his laptop and refreshed his Weibo video while deliberately talking to Jiang Xiaoguo.
Quarrel:
"Two women can do a lot, but it doesn't matter. This is your freedom, and I can understand it, as long as you don't mess around in the dormitory!"
"you"
"Okay, okay, Xiaoguo, isn't Yuan Xudong coming to pick you up?"
Seeing that Jiang Xiaoguo still wanted to quarrel with Liang Shuang, Luo Yan quickly stopped her and advised:
"Go quickly, don't keep him waiting too long. Remember to come back early after dinner and bring me two roasted sweet potatoes from the school gate!"
"good!"
Looking at Luo Yan and nodding slightly, Jiang Xiaoguo ignored Liang Shuang's provocation. She walked to the sink outside the bathroom, freshened up a little in front of the big mirror on the wall, then said hello to Luo Yan, and then
He happily carried his handbag and left the dormitory, waiting for Yuan Xudong to drive over downstairs of the girls' dormitory to pick him up and have a meal with his mother.
After waiting for a short time downstairs in the girls' dormitory, Jiang Xiaoguo saw Yuan Xudong driving over in his white Maserati. Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't wait to run over and said with a smile:
"Xiao Dongzi, you are here!"
"Don't call me Xiaodongzi!"
After glaring at Jiang Xiaoguo, Yuan Xudong stopped the car, opened the door and said with a smile:
"Get in the car and go see your mother-in-law!"
"No nonsense!"
Giving Yuan Xudong a blank look, Jiang Xiaoguo got into the passenger seat, fastened her seat belt and said:
"Okay, let's go to the guest house next to the school, my mother lives there!"
"good!"
As Yuan Xudong drove to the guest house near the school, he looked at Jiang Xiaoguo and said:
"Xiaoguo, how about I help my aunt change to a hotel with a slightly better environment?"
"Need not!"
Jiang Xiaoguo shook his head and refused without thinking:
"My mother would not agree. Besides, the environment in the guest house is not bad either. Although it is not as good as those star-rated hotels, it is much better than those small hotels. You don't have to worry about that!"
"Okay, if you need anything, just tell me. In order to marry you home, I will definitely work harder if I spend less money on gifts!"
"screw you!"
Giving Yuan Xudong a blank look, Jiang Xiaoguo reached out and straightened the collar of his clothes and said seriously:
"Later, you are not allowed to be so frivolous, you know?"
"I know, don't worry!"
Seeing that Yuan Xudong was not nervous at all, Jiang Xiaoguo felt slightly uncomfortable and said:
"Really, you are not nervous at all when you meet my mother for the first time. Do you not care about me?"
"What are you talking nonsense about?"
Giving Jiang Xiaoguo a blank look, Yuan Xudong smiled and said:
"For a man as good as me, even if he is nervous, he still keeps it in his heart. This is like a mountain collapsing but his appearance remains unchanged. What do you know?"
"You know how to brag!"
After glaring at Yuan Xudong, Jiang Xiaoguo curled up her legs and leaned on the seat, holding her handbag in her arms and looked at Yuan Xudong and asked:
"Xiao Dongzi, why do you like me?"
"wrong!"
"What?"
"You should ask, Yuan Xudong, do you like me?, instead of, Xiao Dongzi, why do you like me?"
Looking at Jiang Xiaoguo who was a little confused, Yuan Xudong smiled and said:
"The former means that you are not sure yet whether I like you, the latter means that you are sure that I like you, but you still don't know what causes me to like you. The cause and effect relationship cannot be reversed. I didn't expect it, Xiao Guo
, you are quite narcissistic, the same question, do you like me? Or change the question, Jiang Xiaoguo, why do you like me?"
Seeing Yuan Xudong going around without answering or saying anything, and finally kicking the ball back, Jiang Xiaoguo directly activated the woman's natural skill and said shamelessly:
"I asked first, you tell me first, and I'll tell you why after you finish speaking!"
"OK!"
Yuan Xudong shrugged his shoulders and blurted out:
"Because you are beautiful, what about you?"
"Gone?"
"Gone!"
Seeing Yuan Xudong's perfunctory answer, Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said in the same perfunctory way:
"Because you are so handsome, no more!"
"enough!"
"What?"
"I've said enough!"
After looking at Jiang Xiaoguo, Yuan Xudong said seriously:
"My greatest advantage is that I am handsome. It is enough for you to pay attention to this!"
"I bother!"
After giving Yuan Xudong a blank look, Jiang Xiaoguo raised the corner of her mouth slightly and said with a smile:
"Xiao Dongzi, why are you so shameless?"
"Thank you for the compliment!"
Yuan Xudong gave a slightly exaggerated smile and said:
"Actually, I have always thought that being mean, shameless, nasty, and shameless are all advantages. Sometimes it's really strange. Sacrificing others for yourself is a disadvantage, but sacrificing yourself for others is an advantage. But why?"
Without waiting for Jiang Xiaoguo to answer, Yuan Xudong continued to laugh:
"It's like the "Emperor's New Clothes" in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale. When I was a child, I thought those people were so stupid. If you see them, you will see them. If you don't see them, you will not see them. Why would adults tell such false lies?
Later, when I grew up, I realized that Andersen's fairy tales were not for children, but for adults. When I was young, I was a child in fairy tales, so I laughed at those adults for being so stupid.
When I grow up, I am an adult in fairy tales. When I look at those children who talk nonsense, although I think they are silly and naive, I also think they are very cute!"
Speaking of this, Yuan Xudong looked at Jiang Xiaoguo and smiled:
"But in the real world, because I am an adult and you are a child, I like you. Do you understand?"