Jia Jing looked at these two fools with a speechless face. Xue Pan fell to his knees in front of Jia Jing with a serious look on his face. Liu Xianglian was also unambiguous. The only one of the two who pushed the golden mountain and knocked down the jade pillar. Kneeling in front of Jia Jing, Xue Pan shouted: "Master Jia is here!"
Jia Jing shook her head with a ridiculous look on her face and quickly stood up and moved aside. Mr. Guan is on top. "This is not my nonsense. You have to chop that big head named Xue Pan! Maybe." A few chops can make his mind brighter...
Xue Pan drunkenly rubbed his eyes: "Huh? Where is Brother Jing?" As he said this, he looked to the side and saw Jia Jing standing aside with his hands behind his back with a speechless expression. Xue Pan smiled and said: "Brother Jing?" , look what you are doing when you stand up! Sit down quickly! Erlang and I want to worship you!"
Jia Jing sighed helplessly and said: "Brother is drunk, so let's rest first. We'll talk about the sworn vows tomorrow..." Xue Pan immediately said dissatisfied: "No! My brother said it! Just now." Today! Let’s sworn vows now!”
Aunt Xue inside finally couldn't help it anymore, and came out through the screen and yelled: "Pan'er! Don't be ridiculous! What do you look like when you worship Brother Jing! After drinking a little yellow soup, you won't know the north, south, east, west, or west! It's hard to get drunk after drinking it. Go on your side!"
Xue Pan suddenly brightened his eyes and said: "That's right! It doesn't matter to the Second Master, and the Second Master Jia doesn't ask us to worship, so let's worship my mother! This is called Gaotang's parents. Heaven and earth are proof! That's it!"
Aunt Xue: "..." Are you married? Repay your parents, and return heaven and earth as proof! If you don't know how to use idioms, don't use them!
However, sworn vows are indeed a big deal at this time. After becoming brothers with different surnames, they do have to meet each other's parents and relatives to show that although they are not blood relatives, they are better than blood relatives! So when Liu Xianglian heard this, she laughed and clapped her hands and said: "That's right. Yes! You should meet your aunt first!"
Xue Pan's face darkened and he said: "Hey! What kind of aunt is not an aunt? Call me mom!" Liu Xianglian slapped her mouth and said: "My brother said the wrong thing! Don't blame me, brother! From now on, your mother is me. Mom! I will definitely support you as my own mother! Brother, don’t worry!”
Xue Pan nodded and said: "Okay! Let's come to see our mother!" Liu Xianglian also nodded and said: "Okay!" Then the two of them turned around and knelt down toward the screen, and Xue Pan shouted: "The Emperor is here Up!" Liu Xianglian shouted: "Hou Tu is down!"
The two looked at each other and said: "Mom, please take a seat!" Aunt Xue tried to stop her but couldn't stop her at this time. He knelt down on the ground and clasped his fists and said: "Xue Pan (Liu Xianglian)! Today in front of the heaven and earth, we are married to Jinlan! We are sworn friends of brothers with different surnames for eight years! We do not wish to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day! But we wish to die in the same year, the same month and the same day! From now on, We share blessings and share hardships! We share good fortune and misfortune! Wealth and misfortune depend on each other! The emperor, the queen, the queen, we all take this oath together! But there is betrayal! Heaven and man will kill him together!"
The two of them were also sincere. After yelling, "Boom! Boom! Boom!" they banged their heads on the ground three times, causing their foreheads to be bruised. They didn't care. After the knock, they had tears in their eyes and looked at each other and hugged each other. arm:
"Brother!"
"Second brother!"
The two cried bitterly and hugged each other tightly, shouting: "eldest brother!" He was so drunk that he joined in the fun little by little with his head. He smiled crazily and clapped his hands and shouted: "Okay! Okay!"
Jia Jing glanced at the room full of drunkards, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth. Somehow, a long-dusted song melody popped up in her mind: "This~bye~, life and death~ will not change~"
Seeing this, Aunt Xue could only quickly step forward to help Liu Xianglian and Xue Pan and said: "Good boy, get up quickly! The ground is cold." Xue Pan grabbed Liu Xianglian and said: "Second brother, this is our mother!"
Without saying a word, Liu Xianglian said, "Boom! Boom! Boom!" There were three more noises, which frightened Aunt Xue to rush forward to help her. Liu Xianglian cupped her fists and said, "Mom!" Aunt Xue couldn't say "Fuck" in her heart. , could only support Liu Xianglian and said: "You're too polite, you're too polite! Good boy, please get up quickly, your forehead is squished like this."
Xue Pan looked around with drunken eyes, and then shouted: "Where's my sister! Let her come out and meet me!" The two of them were sworn sworn friends, so naturally it was a good thing for the whole family. It was okay for Baochai to come out to meet her, but Baochai didn't. He just stood behind the screen and said, "Brother is drunk, so you should go back and rest!"
Xue Pan waved his hand and said: "I'm not drunk! Sister, come out first!" Aunt Xue advised: "Your sister is still waiting to be chosen..." Xue Pan waved his hand and said: "What choice are you waiting for! I Such a good sister, what choice do you have!"
Jia Jing frowned slightly when he heard this, but still didn't say anything. Xue Pan said to Liu Xianglian, "This is my sister!" Liu Xianglian was about to kowtow again in a daze, but Xue Pan stopped her with a big smile and said, "That's not necessary. !No need for this!”
Baochai's better reflection was reflected on the screen, which was a slight blessing: "I have met Brother Liu, but it is inconvenient for my sister to meet. I hope Brother Liu will forgive me." Liu Xianglian also smiled and nodded and said: "It's small things... small things... ....."
Xue Pan was dissatisfied and said: "Sister, come out! How can there be such a thing? Come out and see..." Aunt Xue's face was already a little ugly, so she patiently persuaded: "It's about your sister. It's not like you don't know, this is business, you don't want to..."
Xue Pan immediately glared and shouted: "What's the matter? Why don't I know! I've said it before, why should I send such a good sister to a place like that! I'm still waiting to be chosen... I I don’t agree! It’s your decision, Mom! I am the head of the Xue family! I don’t agree! What a bullshit choice!”
Aunt Xue was so angry that her face turned livid and she burst into tears. After hearing what Xue Pan said, she became angry and cursed: "If you were just right, would I be willing to let my daughter enter the palace? Now you are blaming me! You! You beast!" !”
Xue Pan said impatiently: "If I don't live up to my expectations, I will go to drink the northwest wind under the overpass tomorrow! I won't allow my sister to enter the palace! I won't let anyone say a word about betraying my sister!" Liu Xianglian quickly stepped forward to persuade her. : "Brother! Why are you talking to mom?"
Xue Pan said angrily: "You didn't see! Mom..." Baochai inside knew that this was not the time to talk about this. There were so many outsiders here, not to mention the Jia family sisters inside. The sight of Baochai's eyes has already made Baochai's eye sockets feel hot, and she is about to burst into tears!
So Baochai quickly choked up and said: "Xiang Ling, go and help your brother back to the house to rest!" Xiang Ling hesitated for a moment, but still suppressed the fear and came out. He stepped forward to help Xue Pan and said: "Uncle, it's better to go back. Just wake up and sober up...ah!"
Unexpectedly, Xue Pan's fierceness was aroused, and he became more and more lawless. He slapped Xiang Ling on the face and cursed: "What a naughty little hooves! Do you have eyeballs for venting? You didn't see me." Talking to my brother!"
Xiang Ling was knocked to the ground with one slap. Xue Pan wanted to go up and kick Xiang Ling on the chest, but Liu Xianglian hugged Xue Pan and shouted: "Brother! You drank too much!" Drunk people couldn't listen to it the most. This is the sentence! Xue Pan became more and more irrational and shouted: "Who drank too much? Brother, I am very sober! I will beat this little hooves to death today!"
Aunt Xue yelled angrily: "Let me see who you want to beat to death? If you want to beat me, beat me to death first!" Baochai in the back room finally couldn't help crying: "Brother, please stop making trouble!" Xue Pan refused to listen. , determined to kick Xiangling to death.
Xiangling curled up in a ball in fear and cried, covering the burning swelling on her face. She became more and more frightened. Unexpectedly, a hand touched her back at this moment. Xiangling trembled first, and just asked for mercy. But suddenly she felt this big warm hand gently caressing her back.
Xiang Ling couldn't help being stunned, and then she bravely raised her head. Jia Jing noticed Xiang Ling's gaze and couldn't help but smile. In Xiang Ling's eyes, Jia Jing's whole body seemed to be glowing! Especially the white color on her body. The clothes make her look like a fairy!
Xiangling couldn't help but become obsessed, and murmured: "God... Brother God, please take me away..."
Jia Jing couldn't help but smile, caressing her little head, then raised her head to look at Xue Pan, and said lukewarmly: "If you drink too much, just lie down! Why are you so drunk?" Jia Jing said. In fact, it was not heavy, but it was full of majesty. Everyone was silent immediately, and no one dared to speak.
Jia Jing glanced at Xue Pan and said: "That's it for tonight. Brother Xue is drunk and talks drunken words. Let's help him go back and rest!" Xue Pan broke out in a cold sweat and did not dare to make a fuss. Liu Xianglian He also quickly persuaded Xue Pan to go inside.
Who would have thought that at this moment, Xue Pan was suddenly drunk and thinking wildly, and a "lightbulb flashed" in his mind, Huh? Why didn't Brother Jing jump out before? It wasn't until I beat this girl that Brother Jing jumped out? I feel so damn bad! Hey! I thought you were an honest person, but I didn’t expect you to be such a thing!
Xue Pan thought about it and turned around with a smile: "Well...Brother Jing, I don't want this girl anymore! You take it away! You take it away for me!" Jia Jing raised his eyebrows slightly, he really didn't mean what he said. Xiangling, I just can't stand people who act crazy after drinking a little bit of wine. Besides, I am a person who is closely related to the Tian family. You scolded me like "a bullshit candidate" in front of me? Spread the word. What has become!
Why do you feel wronged by asking your daughter to stand for election? What's wrong with the palace and you are so unwilling to send your sister in? This Xue Pan really has no brains at all! If these words are spread today, the Xue family will die. I don’t know how he died!
That's why Jia Jing came forward to speak, but Xue Pan seemed to...reply the wrong meaning? Jia Jing glanced at Xiang Ling, who had his head lowered next to him and said: "Brother Xue misunderstood, I didn't mean that..." Xue My aunt also advised: "You drank too much and you said nonsense!"