In front of the table, a deaf old lady sat in the main seat. The old lady, who was missing a front tooth, opened her mouth, and the sound of haha entered the room and never stopped.
On the left and right is the first uncle, the third uncle is next to him, and below are Jia Zhang, Jia Dongxu, Qin Huairu and Silly Zhu.
As for He Yuyu, he is now holding a kettle to add water to everyone's teacups.
"Zhuzi, you are such a filial child."
The deaf old lady heard that Sha Zhu was going on a blind date, so she walked over very quickly without having to carry her on her back.
In the past two years, people have been getting married in the courtyard, but her heart has remained silent.
She looked anxious.
Looking at the Jia family, one kid was able to leave and was squeaking wildly. The other one was still in the belly and was about to come out this year. The pillars had not moved yet, which made her even more anxious.
If I wait any longer, I don’t know if I can repay my great-grandson before I close my eyes.
Now, Zhuzi actually went on a blind date, which really solved her worries.
"Old lady, Zhuzi grew up under the eyes of the big guys. He is kind-hearted and has a good heart."
Yi Zhonghai spoke loudly, not only could people in the room hear it, but also people passing by outside could hear it.
"Keep your voice down, I can hear you, I can hear you."
The deaf old lady laughed, and everyone in the room laughed too.
"I just look forward to holding my great-grandson in my arms soon, and this life will be worth it!"
"That's for sure. We'll get married this year. If it's quick, won't we have a couple next year?"
Yan Fugui joked on the side, making the deaf old lady even happier.
Silly Zhu is also very happy, as if there is an extra boy in the family, barking like Bangge.
"When is this? Why haven't you come yet?"
Jia Zhang listened for a while, touched her belly and asked.
I didn’t eat much in the morning, so I was just waiting for the pot to be cooked.
"Yeah, what did this third aunt do? It's already noon, why haven't you come yet?"
Yan Fugui didn't even eat breakfast for this meal, and now he kept drinking tea. He Yuyu was so tired that he had to come over and add water soon.
Silly Zhu was also a little strange. Blind dates were always early, so why didn't he see anyone at noon?
"I'll go to the alley entrance to have a look."
Silly Zhu couldn't sit still anymore, so he got up and walked out.
"Then, sit here and I'll show you."
Yan Fugui took the initiative and went out to inquire about the news.
I just took the opportunity to go to the toilet.
With that said, Yan Fugui ran out. Seeing this, Sha Zhu could only continue to greet people for tea.
But there was a bit more anxiety on his face.
Yan Fugui hurriedly ran into the toilet. After getting wet, he put on his pants and walked out. He saw Xu Damao walking in.
"Hey, third uncle, have you eaten your lunch?"
Xu Damao smelled of alcohol and looked happy.
In the morning, I ruined Yang Xiaotao's marriage. Feeling proud, I went to the tavern and ordered two dishes, which I have been eating till now.
Walk to the entrance of the alley and stop by to solve the problem.
"I said Xu Damao, you are trying to kill me."
Yan Fugui looked unhappy, "Who is coming to eat here?"
After Xu Damao finished solving the problem, he put on his pants and said happily, "Oh, I don't have to talk too much anymore. I have too much talk."
"Third uncle, please don't take it to heart."
Yan Fugui pushed his hand, "Go, go, go, where did you go to drink again?"
"Xu Damao, you can do this. You still have money to drink. You really can live a good life relying on capitalists."
Yan Fugui looked a little envious. If his Yan Jiecheng could also find a good in-law, he would be much more relaxed.
"Don't talk about that."
Speaking of Lou Xiao'e, Xu Damao looked unhappy.
You obviously have so much money, but you don't give any of it, and you still say it's for their own good to avoid suspicion.
Xu Damao just wants to slap her in the face and doesn't dare to give her openly, so why can't he give her secretly and privately?
The Lou family is so big that it is enough for him to spend a dime.
Pooh!
mean.
Xu Damao felt gloomy, his face solemn for a moment and then he looked at Yan Fugui, and they walked out together.
"Third uncle, this man has done something big today."
Yan Fugui was in a hurry to go to the alley entrance to see what was going on. He didn't want to talk to him like a drunkard, but he couldn't bear the fact that Xu Damao had long arms, so he blocked his shoulders and wouldn't let go.
"Xu Damao, what good things have you done?"
"Say quickly, I'm still busy."
Xu Damao chuckled, lowered his voice and said what he had said in the morning.
"How's it going? Third uncle, are you doing this just to vent your anger? Is it fun?"
Xu Damao patted his chest. Anyway, he felt that the bad breath was coming out.
Thinking that Yang Xiaotao should be furious at home at this time, he couldn't help laughing.
"Third uncle, do you think Yang Xiaotao will be so anxious that he stamps his feet?"
"Haha, let me tell you, that girl looks good. She looks like she can have children and is willing to work."
"If this is an advantage for Yang Xiaotao, he will not be able to overwhelm us in this courtyard from now on. Will we ever be able to turn around?"
The more Xu Damao talked, the more excited he became, and the more Yan Fugui listened, the more shocked he became.
After Xu Damao finished speaking, Yan Fugui quickly interrupted, "Xu Damao, did you say that Third Aunt brought a girl here?"
"Yes, that girl looks like she is from the country."
"Originally, a country girl is worthy of Yang Xiaotao, but I just can't stand him. Why can he find a young girl?"
"Stop, stop, stop."
"Are you sure that Third Aunt came with the girl this morning?"
Xu Damao frowned, "Third uncle, although I, Xu Damao, have drunk a lot, I'm not ready to talk nonsense yet."
"broken!"
Yan Fugui pointed at Xu Damao, hating that iron cannot become steel, mainly because he felt sorry for the meal and that he couldn't finish it.
"You, you, you..."
It's a sure-fire plan, now it's better, not only will you lose the meal, but you will also lose a fortune.
Pay it off, pay it off.
Just when Yan Fugui was heartbroken, a little boy ran into the courtyard.
The boy is the third aunt's youngest son, and this time he came to deliver the message at the request of his mother.
The third aunt finally managed to stabilize the girl, but after this incident, the girl no longer wanted to come and wanted to go back to the village.
The third aunt had no choice but to send her back in person and explain it to the girl's family so as not to ruin her reputation.
The boy came to the middle courtyard and saw the room with the most people. He hurriedly walked in and asked.
"Uncle, do you know He Yuzhu?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! He Yuzhu, who was feeling depressed, suddenly became angry when he heard the child call him uncle.
Is he that old? He is mature, does he understand?
Silly Zhu stood up suddenly, and the little boy was immediately frightened so that he did not dare to speak.
"Pillar!"
Yi Zhonghai spoke quickly, and Jia Dongxu beside him also reached out to hold Shazhu.
"Whose child are you?"
The child was startled by Silly Zhu. He was so frightened that he forgot half of what he wanted to say, and then he stuttered.
"My mother, my mother asked me to come."
"Go to He Yuzhu and tell him, tell him, tell him, that girl isn't coming. Tell him not to wait."
"This is the lunch box!"
After saying that, the boy ran away without daring to stay again.
There was silence in the room.
The deaf old lady's hand shook and the water glass was knocked over and spilled all over the table.
"Zhuzhu, what did he say?"
"Not coming? Why! How could this happen?"
The deaf old lady felt her heart pounding, her blood pressure rising, and her head feeling dizzy.
Jia Zhang on the side jumped up even more, "How could you not come? How can you eat if you don't come... Why didn't you tell me earlier? You bastard, you are such a bastard."
Yi Zhonghai couldn't sit still anymore. This was not a joke.
boom
The stool was kicked aside, and Silly Zhu picked up the lunch box and threw it to the ground.
"I'm so easy to bully."
"If she doesn't explain clearly now, I'll beat her to death!"
The furious Silly Zhu didn't care who he was, whether he was male or female, old or young, or how he respected the old and loved the young. If he was offended, a punch would be inevitable.
Yi Zhonghai didn't say much and let the idiots do whatever they wanted. They took care of the matter.
Qin Huairu hugged the stick tightly and looked at the masculinity exuded by Silly Zhu, her eyes twinkling.
He Yuyu put down the kettle and picked up the tea that he had never drunk before. Although it was cold, it was sweet.
Silly Zhu, no matter what everyone thinks or thinks, today is a shame for the old man. How can he be prestigious in the yard if he doesn't regain his face?
As soon as he stepped out of the threshold, he was bumped into by Yan Fugui who rushed in.
Oops
Yan Fugui sat on the ground and covered his head, while Sha Zhu took two steps back and rubbed his chest.
"Third uncle, you are sticking your butt up and not looking at the road."
Silly Zhu roared angrily, not caring who was right or wrong.
Yan Fugui got up, not caring about anything else, and said quickly, "Silly Zhu, your blind date can't come."
"I understand, you don't need to tell me."
Silly Zhu felt shameless and had to go out to find someone to settle the score.
"Hey, hey, I haven't finished speaking yet."
Yan Fugui saw that Si Zhu was ignoring him and quickly said, "Don't you want to know why you didn't come?"
When Silhu reached the door, he immediately stopped and looked back.
"Yan Laoxi, do you know?"
Yan Fu was so angry that he just wanted to find a reason for his mistakes in calculations.
"Oh, of course I know."
Yan Fugui got up, walked to the house and sat down.
Next to him, Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady both looked over and asked.
"Lao Yan, what's going on?"
Silly Zhu also came to his senses and hurried back to the house to see what Yan Fugui said.
Yi Zhonghai personally handed Yan Fugui a cup of water and asked him to speak quickly.
Yan Fugui didn't play catch-up and told the story about meeting Xu Damao in the toilet.
Yang Xiaotao opened the lid of the pot, and the aroma of the fish filled the room, and the red and orange colors made him appetizing.
There are palm-sized corn tortillas wrapped around the edge of the pot, which become fragrant and soft as the fish soup soaks them.
Yang Xiaotao picked up a pancake, broke a piece into pieces, dipped it in the rich fish soup, and bit it into his mouth.
“Tasty enough.”
Feeling narcissistic, Yang Xiaotao picked up the pancakes and put them in a basin, then put the fish on the plate and was ready to eat.
Before I could put down my chopsticks, I heard screams outside the yard.
“I can’t even settle down after eating!”
Yang Xiaotao found a bowl and put a piece of fish in it, poured half a bowl of fish soup, held two pancakes and came to the yard. He stretched out his hand and threw a corn pancake into Wangcai's bowl. He leaned on the doghouse and looked at what was going on.
The "Battle of Two Idiots" staged.
Xu Damao felt aggrieved. Didn't he just come back to watch the excitement and appreciate Yang Xiaotao's embarrassment?
Why, as soon as he entered the middle courtyard, he saw Silly Zhu looking like his dead father, and more mad cows rushed towards him.
While rushing back, he shouted, "Si Mao, you grandson, if I don't beat you to death today, I will not be named Silly!"
When Xu Damao heard this, he was punched before he could laugh at his eyes. The experience gained from being beaten for many years made his body react instinctively, dodging the few punches from behind, and immediately started running in the yard.
Then look at the elders and three uncles nearby who are watching the fun and don't care at all.
Is this still justified?
Xu Damao never imagined that Yan Fugui would have sold him just by smoking a cigarette.
When Silly Zhu heard about Xu Damao, he couldn't think of anything else. This was obviously aimed at him.
Having been at odds with Xu Damao for so many years, both parties wished that the other was always unlucky. This guy must have heard about his blind date and sabotaged it.
Silly Zhu immediately stood up and prepared to go out to find the turtle grandson.
As soon as he went out, he saw Xu Damao swaying into the hanging flower door with an arrogant and proud look, which directly made him lose his mind. His anger surged and he punched Xu Damao.
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