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Chapter 880 Then lets piss in their faces!

Just as everyone is preparing for the closing events of the Olympic Games.

A huge piece of news began to suddenly sweep the world.

[U.S. National Field Shoes protested, claiming they had been hacked and had their medals taken away!]

[The performance of this Olympic Games has been greatly improved, and it is very likely that it contains pharmaceutical ingredients. 】

[Bolt has improved too much, and flower grower Su Shen has also improved too much. One has broken the physical limits of human beings, and the other has broken the physical limits of yellow people. This is unreasonable.]

[Some experts claim that this improvement does not conform to the improvement curve of human history and may be problematic.]

[Drug testing is imperative, and Ben Johnson’s incident cannot be allowed to continue unchecked! 】

[An unnamed Ivy League sports professor claimed: How can a person who loves eating junk food and sleeping in become a world champion? Unheard of. Unless he is an alien!]



Damn it.

It blew up.

And the key thing is, I don’t know when these news started, but they actually worked together to attack together.

You have to know that the Western media has never been on the same page. In many cases, internal strife itself is serious.

But sometimes, they also work together, such as when they work together to suppress the rise of others.

More positive than anyone else.

Maybe the next time you are so positive, it will be when aliens invade the earth.

Faced with this kind of thing, the Jamaican side cannot sit still.

Olivia Gorango, the Minister of Sports of Jamaica, stood up directly and said: "He often encounters questions about "ill-intentioned and ill-intentioned". It is not unusual."

Gorango has repeatedly said that the Jamaicans' sprint performance is achieved by their own hard training and not by drugs.

Regarding Bolt's success, Gorango said that Bolt is no different from other Jamaicans, but he is indeed a genius. Bolt, like all Jamaicans, eats a lot of nutritious vegetables and fish, and Jamaica

The air is rarely polluted, which is why so many excellent sprinters have emerged.

Gorango said that it was Bolt who made thousands of people in the world know about Jamaica. He is the greatest hero of Jamaica and the best ambassador of Jamaica. He made countless people become interested in Jamaican culture.

"Those who say that Jamaican athletes take doping are very irresponsible. I think they all deserve to go to hell!" Gorango said angrily. But...it is obvious that this intensity is not enough at all.

Now it is a public opinion war led by the entire United States.

If you think about this carefully, how consistent is it with the fact that when Usain Bolt just broke the world record, the Americans took the lead in questioning the timer at the Kingston National Stadium?

It is simply a version carved from the same mold.

Only this time, the protagonist changed from "timer" to "stimulant".

Bolt has never been a habitual person when faced with such provocations. When facing reporters, he bluntly said: "I just love eating junk food." (He really said it, famous scene of confronting reporters)

He also said that he not only ate once, but also ate several times a day, and became more and more greedy before the competition.

The subtext is, what can you do to me?

"But this is not in line with the laws of the human body at all. Your behavior makes us doubt whether there is anything different about you. Ben Johnson is your Jamaican."

Meaning, there is precedent.

After listening to what he had memorized, Bolt "laughed" and said: "Ben Johnson has joined the Maple Leaf Country. He is from the Maple Leaf Country, not from us Jamaicans. And when it comes to medication, who can beat you Ameili?"

A stuck person."

"I remember your track and field leader, Gatlin, hasn't been 'released' yet."

What this means is - your own butts are not clean, so why are you talking about me?

"Then do you dare to do a urine test at any time?"

"Dare you." Bolt said.

"Then do you dare to take a blood test at any time?"

"What's the problem?" Bolt said.

"In order to prevent you from cheating, the International Anti-Doping Organization will step up inspections on you. Do you accept it?" It sounds like the International Anti-Doping Organization is run by you, America. But I didn't expect that Bol

Special, I’d better agree generously.

So happy.

It's simply confusing.

After all, none of the flying people in the past were as happy as this.

This made some people in America gnash their teeth with hatred.

Let me tell you, if he is so confident, he must check something out!

If fifty times doesn't work, just a hundred times.

What if it doesn’t work a hundred times?

Someone from the International Anti-Doping Organization asked about the dominance of the United States.

If it doesn’t work a hundred times, just two hundred times!

Anyway, I have to check something out!

I still can’t believe it. You can run so fast and be so clean!

We don’t believe it!

At this point, Boltra embarked on a crazy journey of hundreds of drug tests a year during his peak period.

Such a serious thing.

The flower growers also immediately held a press conference.

After all, this time it wasn't just Bolt who was hacked, Su Shen was also mentioned.

Su Shen's team reacted very sharply and immediately held a press conference to refute the rumors.

Although it is said that "spread rumors only to refute them," but if you don't say anything at all, it is equivalent to giving up the high ground of public opinion to your opponent. How can that be done? Even great men have said that if you don't go to the position of public opinion,

Occupy, the enemy will naturally occupy it, so the idea that the pure will become clear and the dirty will become dirty can only be said to be too naive in an increasingly complex international environment.

Not only Su Shen and the others came, but Yuan Guoqiang and even Yu Weili came.

In fact, if Isamu Toyoki hadn't been called to the meeting, he would have come.

Such remarks are really too "evil".

Once it comes true.

Even the skepticism.

It is enough to make this extremely outstanding historical achievement overshadowed.

That.

This is definitely something that these sports people will not allow.

First of all, in the face of the malicious slander that we hacked the American team’s medals, we directly presented strong evidence.

Based on the video information provided by Zhang Jinsheng and others, the arbitration committee confirmed that the American player had indeed committed a foul and upheld the original penalty.

Moreover, Zhang Jinsheng and others carried cameras to record these close-up shots of the entire process. The video data they provided played a decisive role in the final penalty.

Looking at such high-definition footage, Americans can only be speechless.

Became mute.

Seeing that this method didn't work, he immediately attacked the next issue, which was Su Shen's performance issue.

"Su, your results this time were so good, you're like the God of War." The first half was still normal, but in the second half the conversation suddenly changed and he said in a non-human tone: "But you did this without any warning.

It breaks out and improves so many yellow records every year. What will people think? You may be very confused."

This is a naked hint that Su Shen used some banned substances to have such an explosion.

As a result, the "five-year territory" that Su Shen has worked so hard to establish may even be broken in an instant.

The confidence you have just built up in sprinting will be wiped out in an instant.

The key is that what he said was quite "elegant", as if he was accusing you for no reason and even giving you a huge hat to make you take the initiative to admit your fault.

"I'm improving quickly, so you suspect I'm using medicine, right?" Su Shen also laughed and said: "The improvement in Jamaica next door is just as much as mine in one year. It's several times more than mine. In comparison, my rate of progress is already considered fast.

It’s quite ‘normal’.”

"So he is quite suspicious." The reporter immediately said.

Stupid.

Su Shen thought to himself, he knew better than anyone how clean that guy was.

It was so clean that the urine was squeezed out.

"Then your anti-doping association will check it out?" Su Shen joked.

"It doesn't exist now, but it doesn't mean it won't happen in the future. Many stimulants cannot be detected for the time being." After the reporter finished speaking, Su Shen said something that made the whole audience laugh: "I said, who doesn't know the most advanced drugs now?"

Pharmaceutical technology is on the other side of the ocean."

"You haven't researched the drug yet, how could anyone else do it?"

"Is there any banned drug in this world that is more advanced than the other side?"

The American reporter was immediately embarrassed.

Because this is true.

Over the years.

Any drug that has ever been discovered.

Basically, they are all products developed by the United States, at least there are American figures in them, plus the most famous drug laboratory in the world, the drug production factory Balco Laboratory. Although this sentence is a joke, it cannot be refuted.

.

Because it is.

How can we possibly develop a drug that you, Miligen, have not developed yet?

"Just because you haven't run away from others while taking drugs, you can't assume that others have also taken drugs."

After all, there is precedent for this.

The United States is playing catch-the-thief game, but it is very confusing. It is said that Jamaican athletes take it during the off-season to strengthen their bodies.

He also said that Jamaica’s drug testing is as inaccurate as their national stadium timer.

It is suggested that only their Wada or IAAF inspection agency is the most accurate and formal agency.

This has allowed Bolt to travel back and forth to several professional doping checkpoints many times.

But everyone knows that the fart has not been detected.

And at this time, you can't take any medicine because you are afraid that people will mess with you. Bolt doesn't dare to take medicine even if he is sick, not even cough medicine, let alone energy drinks.

What should I do if I get sick?

In order to deal with people who may stay on site 24 hours a day, or even deliberately watch you to take medicine for a cold, they will conduct surprise inspections in order to find faults. At this time, the only thing you have to do is...

Carrying illness to death.

Then leave the other party with nothing to do.

That's what Bolt did.

It seems that Su Shen may also face this problem in the future.

Because neither Bolt nor Su Shen are American.

This is the biggest "problem".

"That's hard to say. Our principle is not to let anyone go." Seeing that the American reporter was still trying to quibble, Su Shen spread his hands and said, "Let's do it this way. You can come over for inspection anytime. There will be no problem.

Is fifty inspections a year enough? If not, a hundred inspections are welcome."

"Keep checking until you bore yourselves."

OK.

The reporters at the flower gardening house secretly applauded when they saw Su Shen being so tough.

Faced with the doubts of the Waiguo people, as long as you are not a banana person, you will definitely still subconsciously stand for your compatriots.

"Then you have to record your whereabouts in the eucalyptus," the reporter said.

"Oh, no problem. Do you still have any concerns? If not, I can ask you to get out of the way. You are really taking up too much of other people's time. This press conference is not just for you."

Seeing that the reporter was speechless, he wanted to say something, but was "glad at" by other reporters.

The only option is to "sit down in frustration".

Just like what Su Shen said.

This press conference was not held for him alone.

There were so many people waiting to ask questions.

You've taken it all.

There are fewer people.

You all rely on writing news to make a living. If you do this, you will definitely cause dissatisfaction among others.

After this wave is over.

Back to the Olympic Village.

Su Shen and Bolt sent a message:

Hey, buddy, remember to save some at night so you don't have to urinate in the morning.

Su Shen, this is an absolutely kind opinion, because examinations are basically done in the morning, and if you can’t urinate, then unfortunately, what do you think you will do? People will always stand next to you and look at you.

Little brother, wait until you pee and take me away.

Feeling perverted? Unfortunately, that's it.

In fact, even more exaggerated, it will make you take off all your clothes to pee. Bolt himself complained about this crazily in his autobiography.

Talk.

Su Shen didn't want to be stared at all the time.

So he gave this well-intentioned opinion.

Unexpectedly, Bolt replied:

Then we piss in their faces.

Su Shen:......

Ha ha ha ha.

I almost couldn't hold myself back and laughed so much that I squirted out the mineral water in my mouth.

But don't think too much, Su Shen will also become a key investigation target of anti-doping organizations in the future.

Being watched while peeing will probably become the norm in the future.

after all.

Who said they are not Americans?

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