Three-and-a-half-year-old koi carp: the cute little milk bag of the group pet turns the whole dynasty Chapter 176 The Emperor Will Not Be So Persnickety
Chapter 176 The Emperor Will Not Be So Persnickety
He was so tall and strong. The more he looked at him, the more he felt that he could not beat him. As he walked towards him, the whole group shrank into a ball and backed away. He slowly retreated behind his wife and hugged his arms. My legs were full of tears and I didn't dare to look at him at all.
Emperor Mingcheng deliberately said with a bluff: "Who is the big bad guy?"
Fat Tuanzi has no moral integrity: "Mi Bao is the big bad guy."
Shen Zhen helplessly held down her little head: "Grandpa, don't scare her."
"Did you hear that?" Emperor Mingcheng said, "I am his grandfather, can I be a bad person?"
Fat Tuanzi argued in a low voice: "Maybe he is a bad grandfather?!"
Emperor Cheng of Ming Dynasty: "..."
Fat Tuanzi said bravely: "If you want to prove that you are not a bad person, you must first release our Uncle Shadow Guard!"
Emperor Mingcheng laughed and waved back, and then the shadow guards were dropped in the courtyard like dumplings. There were a few ordinary clothed shadow guards who walked past them, but most of them were dressed in black, with black scarves covering their faces.
Mi Bao was also stunned. He looked carefully for a long time but didn't recognize it, so he called out wittily: "Yan Twelve Yan Twelve!"
Yan Twelve stood up and silently pulled down his mask: "Little master, my subordinates are here."
Mi Bao took a look and said again: "Ding Qi Ding Qi!"
Ding Qi also stood up. He was one of the group dressed as a boy, wearing ordinary civilian clothes: "My subordinate is here."
Mi Bao glanced at Emperor Mingcheng secretly, walked over, raised his face and waved to him.
Ding Qi quickly knelt down on one knee, and Mi Bao came over, lay on his face and looked at him carefully, and even stretched out his little hands to pick at the hairline.
Even Shen Zhen was surprised: "Mi Bao, what are you doing?"
"You don't understand," Mi Bao dug hard again: "Maybe it's a bad guy disguised as Ding Qi?"
Emperor Cheng of Ming Dynasty: "..."
Mi Bao dug for a long time without finding anything, but he still felt that it was not safe. He had an idea and said again: "Ding one, two, three, four, five, four, six!!"
By coincidence, these people were all here! He quickly stood up and pulled down his mask to show her.
Although he didn't know him, Mi Bao was still relieved and asked Yan Twelve: "Then this grandpa came just now, why didn't you come out!?"
Yan Twelve said in his heart that it’s because we don’t dare, this is our true master!
Shen Zhen explained: "Because these guards were originally given to me by my grandfather, and my grandfather is their real master. Therefore, if my grandfather comes, it is not an enemy attack, so they will naturally not come out."
Mi Bao suddenly understood and was completely relieved.
Emperor Mingcheng said: "Now do you know? There are so many people here, and you can't even see them, but you still want to accuse me...a truly good person!"
Mibao was speechless by what he said.
But it is impossible to apologize. How could Long Aotian apologize in public? Isn’t that very shameful?
So she whispered: "Well, that may be because grandpa, you are so handsome. Mibao was shocked by grandpa's aura, so he couldn't see anything else!"
Yes, that’s it!
After a lot of flattery, Emperor Mingcheng was happy to be praised and let her go: "You little kid, you are so glib! Why don't you come in and talk!"
He turned around.
As soon as Mibao's heartstrings relaxed, he felt a little pain in his stomach. He turned around and stretched out his hand to his wife: "Honey, Mibao has a stomachache."
Shen Zhen was startled: "Where does it hurt? Does it hurt badly?"
Mibao pressed his hand to the painful part: "Here... it hurts a little bit, but not too much." She sucked in air through her teeth, made a hiss, and frowned, "It hurts a lot. That’s it.”
Shen Zhen: "..."
You are really good at talking, I understood it right away.
He rubbed her gently, and the three of them entered the room. The shadow guard had already removed the breakfast and served tea.
Mi Bao just sat there, looking at Emperor Mingcheng and his wife, just waiting for them to chat so that she could listen.
But Emperor Mingcheng didn't want to talk to his grandson for the time being, so he asked Mi Bao: "What did you call him?"
Facing the "parents", Mibao looked cute: "My wife!"
"Why did you call him wife?"
"Because he is Mi Bao's wife!"
Emperor Cheng of Ming Dynasty: "..."
He had no choice but to ask in a different way: "I heard that you called him wife as soon as you saw him. Why? Did you see something?"
"No!" Mi Bao waved his little hands: "Mi Bao called her Madam at first, and then Wife."
Um??
Emperor Ming Cheng was confused: "What's the difference?"
"What a big difference!!"
"What's the difference?"
Fat Tuanzi’s little voice was juicy: “At first, Mi Bao thought that Mi Bao would have many wives, so in his mind he called his wife the eldest lady. Mi Bao thought that there would be second and third ladies in the future. ...Maybe there will be dozens of ladies."
Shen Zhen: "...??"
He stopped rubbing her belly.
Mibao continued: "But, my wife is so cute, Mibao loves her so much, so, Mibao decided..."
The illiterate boy thought about it for a long time but couldn't remember that very learned sentence, so he turned around and asked: "Wife?"
Shen Zhen had a look on his face and didn't give her any hint. Mi Bao didn't mind too much, so he turned back to Emperor Mingcheng and said, "It's the saying about a spoonful of water, do you understand?"
Emperor Cheng of Ming Dynasty: "..."
He could only say: "I understand."
"Because of a spoonful of water," Fat Tuanzi continued: "That's why Mi Bao decided not to be a harem prostitute, Long Aotian, to concentrate on his career and only marry one wife, so he changed his name to wife. This is very strict. Don't call things casually."
Emperor Cheng of the Ming Dynasty/Shen Zhen: "..."
Although neither the wife nor the wife are very good, but because of Tuanzi's ability, even if she calls Emperor Mingcheng his wife, Emperor Mingcheng would not dare not agree... Any hesitation would be disrespectful to the country.
Therefore, Emperor Ming Cheng did not pursue this point, but said: "What does Long Aotian mean??"
"Long Aotian is just a nickname," Mi Bao'er answered with a small mouth, "It's a nickname for Son of Destiny. Don't you think this name is quite right?"
Emperor Ming Cheng frowned: "Then, what does the harem flow mean?"
"Don't you understand harem flow?" Mi Bao said: "It means that the emperor has many wives, do you know? So the Long Aotian storybook with many wives is called harem flow."
Emperor Mingcheng said in his heart, of course I know!
He said: "Ordinary people also have three wives and four concubines."
"That's different," Mi Bao said: "Harem flow, when you first hear it, it sounds like there are so many, it's super beautiful, and it's intuitive, but if you want to call it concubine flow instead, when you hear it, it doesn't feel like much at all, and it's not cool at all."
"Oh," Emperor Mingcheng said, "Isn't that disrespectful?"
"It's okay," Mi Bao said, "The emperor won't be so stingy."
Emperor Cheng of Ming Dynasty: "...??"
He said: "How do you know the emperor won't be so stingy... No, this is not stingy, this is disrespectful."
"Oh," Mi Bao looked at him and, being a gentleman, did not argue with the elders of his wife's family, but said with a cute face: "Then Mi Bao won't say anything."
Emperor Cheng of Ming Dynasty: "..."
He had no choice but to find his own way: "It's okay, Mi Bao continued, let's chat casually and the emperor won't know."
Then he took the initiative to give her a heads-up: "Since Mi Bao is Long Aotian and is so powerful, has Mi Bao ever wanted to go and pay homage to the emperor?"
As he spoke, he adjusted his posture slightly, smiled slightly, and said to himself, if this little chubby girl wants to see the emperor, then I can let you see her immediately!