Three-and-a-half-year-old koi carp: the cute little milk bag of the group pet turns the whole dynasty Chapter 177 The Emperor's Plays Are Arranged in Advance
Chapter 177 The Emperor's Plays Are Arranged in Advance
Unexpectedly, Mibao waved his little hands: "Mibao doesn't need to think about it now, because it will happen a long time later."
Emperor Ming Cheng was surprised: "Why?"
"It's very simple!" Mi Bao said: "The emperor is the most powerful person in the world, right?"
Emperor Mingcheng said without hesitation: "Of course."
Mibao said matter-of-factly: "The thickest and thickest golden thigh must be seen last. This is called the finale. Mibao is still young and doesn't know anything, so at this time Mibao must first meet many powerful people."
People all cried and shouted that they wanted to take Mi Bao as their apprentice. Mi Bao just learned it casually and learned it all. Then he killed evildoers along the way and did many things before finally meeting the emperor."
She pulled her wife's hand away, straightened her body, and said, "Then the emperor will sit on a high seat, wearing a hat with many tassels, and ask, 'Are you Mi Bao?'"
, Mibao said yes, and then the emperor was super surprised and said, "Wow! He is really handsome!!" Then there were many adults around. Some people said, is this Mibao who is doing something? Another adult said,
Yes, what else did she do? Then the two of them said together: Wow, that’s amazing!”
Emperor Cheng of Ming Dynasty: "..."
Good.
Even my scenes have been arranged in advance.
All civil and military officials also made clear arrangements.
Emperor Mingcheng's mood was a little complicated, he was a little angry but couldn't help but want to laugh.
He said: "Then what will happen if I accidentally meet you in advance?"
"No!" Mi Bao shook his little head like a rattle and said with great confidence: "You don't understand the emperor at all. The emperor is not that worthless and can meet anyone."
Emperor Cheng of Ming Dynasty: "......???"
Damn...
Even though I have become the emperor, I still can't help but say bad words at this moment!
I feel like I've been scolded in front of my face! I can't even reply!
He didn't know what to say next!
The majestic emperor was so speechless!
However, Fat Tuanzi was so immersed in the drama that he didn't notice anything was wrong with the atmosphere, and continued to himself: "When the emperor has a dirty heart, he is very good at pretending. They will definitely wait until many people have seen it before asking.
Just ask and find out clearly, and then it will appear!!"
Emperor Cheng of Ming Dynasty: "..."
He crossed his arms and looked at her sideways: "Little boy, do you know that these words of yours are not just disrespectful? They are simply rebellious?"
The fat dumpling was stunned for a moment, with a confused face.
Emperor Mingcheng said in his heart that the little brat finally knows how to be afraid, right?!
As a result, she said in confusion: "But, aren't we in the same group? We are grasshoppers on the same rope! You will definitely not betray Mi Bao!"
Emperor Cheng of Ming Dynasty once again: "..."
Fat Tuanzi said: "Mi Bao is telling you this to teach you! Only when you understand can you work hard to make progress, and only if you work hard and make progress can your wife enjoy the benefits."
This is called Chicken Baby, no, Grandpa Chicken.
Emperor Cheng of the Ming Dynasty Zaizai: "..."
He said: "You do love your wife!"
Needless to say, Mibao looked like this?
The more Emperor Mingcheng thought about it, the angrier he became, and he said hehe: "You are talking nonsense to the emperor. When you meet the emperor in the future, aren't you afraid that he will kill you in anger?"
Fat Tuanzi waved his hands carelessly: "Grandpa, don't worry, Mibao will pretend when the time comes! The emperor is Mibao's thickest and thickest golden thigh. Mibao attaches great importance to it and will definitely hold it well! Mibao will definitely pretend when the time comes.
Very similar!!"
She hugged the tea bowl next to her with her little hands, drank half the bowl, moistened her throat, and then entered the performance state.
Putao's eyes were wide open, his two small round hands were clenched into fists, and his milky voice was extremely serious: "Your Majesty! Mi Bao... No, I will definitely devote myself to you and die for you!!"
The little fist also hit the table to strengthen the momentum.
Emperor Ming Cheng said for an unknown number of times: "..."
Mibao shook his little head proudly: "Then the emperor will be very moved, maybe his eyes will be red, and then he will give Mibao a lot of money, and he will also make Mibao a high official."
It's all like this on TV. Although Mi Bao doesn't understand why the emperor doesn't care when other ministers say the same thing, Long Aotian is so moved when he says the emperor, but when she herself is Long Aotian, of course the emperor is Yueshuang. The better the mark!
She concluded: "In short, as long as his acting skills are good, the emperor will be deceived! He has no idea that Mi Bao will not work hard, but Mi Bao can fish!"
Emperor Mingcheng silently looked at her proud little face, her big eyes were crooked in laughter, and her little white teeth were showing out in laughter.
Shen Zhen has also been silently looking at his grandfather the emperor.
He had long discovered that Mi Bao had her own unique and firm understanding of many things. This feeling could not be explained clearly by recounting it, so she could express it freely.
Although Mibao said a lot of things that were taboo, Mibao was such a quirky little talker, so it wouldn't be a bad thing for the emperor to know about it one day earlier.
After all, with Mi Bao's ability, the emperor would never do anything to her, but there was still a big difference between the emperor liking her and the emperor having to like her.
Therefore, it is not a bad thing to ask the emperor to lower the bottom line from the beginning. No matter what she says after that, the emperor will not be easily angry.
Emperor Mingcheng was indeed not angry.
So Mi Bao was right. Being an emperor has a dirty heart. Now Emperor Mingcheng has already made plans and asked her to say it happily. In the future, when she knows her thickest and thickest golden thighs, she knows hers. On the original day, you can make your request.
So the old man and the young man continued chatting.
Finally, Emperor Ming Cheng asked Mi Bao: "Why don't you ask me who I am?"
When Mi Bao heard it...yes!
She asked: "What kind of official are you?"
Emperor Cheng of the Ming Dynasty twirled his beard and smiled lightly: "County magistrate."
Shen Zhen twitched the corner of his mouth.
County official, in the Qin and Han Dynasties, was actually a title for the emperor. Sima Zhen noted in "Historical Records Suoyin": "The county official is also called the emperor." This actually originated from the fact that the emperor lived in the county in "Book of Rites·Kingdom" ( Wang Ji), the theory of royal system in the official world.
There are many rare pronouns for the emperor, and this is definitely the one that is most likely to be misunderstood.
Sure enough, Mi Bao misunderstood. He knitted his little brows and advised him seriously: "You have to work hard! You are still so young and so handsome. You look very smart and well-equipped in both civil and military affairs. If you work hard a little, you will definitely become the leader." ...who can be a high official."
"Alas!" Emperor Mingcheng sighed, because there were many things that were hard to say, so after a while, he could only say again: "Alas!"
Mi Bao jumped off the stool anxiously and clapped his hand: "Don't be sad. Although you are just a county magistrate now, your talent is like a firefly in the dark, shining brightly. Sooner or later, people will see it. of."
Emperor Cheng of the Ming Dynasty said again: "Alas!!"
Fat Tuanzi was completely fooled by him. He circled around him, holding his big hand with both hands, and his eyes were full of enthusiasm: "Grandpa, don't be sad, don't give up your efforts!"
Emperor Mingcheng finally said bluntly: "Mi Bao, you know the emperor so well, why don't you tell me, what should grandpa give to the emperor to win the favor of the emperor? In order to go one step further, so that your wife can enjoy the benefits?"
Shen Zhen: "..."
His eyes widened, and he was really shocked by the emperor's grandfather's shamelessness.