Three-and-a-half-year-old koi carp: the cute little milk bag of the group pet turns the whole dynasty Chapter 076: This Is the Meaning of a Military Division
Chapter 076: This Is the Meaning of a Military Division
Fat Tuanzi said: "Because Mi Bao pushed Sister Zhen to transform, then Uncle Shen would not have died, and Sister Zhen would never be separated from Mi Bao. We would get the best of both worlds and benefit from everything."
A million profits??
Well, the idioms don't matter. Shen Linquan immediately took Fat Tuanzi to the corner and began to ask carefully: "What does transformation mean?"
Fat Tuanzi patiently explained to him: "That's Sister Zhen. She was originally Mibao's childhood sweetheart. This kind of lady would break up after only knowing each other for a short time, and they would not meet again until Mibao grows up... But Mibao Bao couldn't let go of Sister Zhen and didn't want to be separated from him for a day, so he persuaded him to become a military counselor-type wife. This kind of wife would always be with Mi Bao and witness Mi Bao's road to world hegemony."
She raised her little chin very much.
"This, that's it..." Shen Linquan coughed twice, fearing that he would be missed in the excitement, so he said tactfully: "Brother Lin Quan also serves as Mi Bao's military advisor, okay?"
"That won't work," Fat Tuanzi refused without hesitation: "You don't look aloof at all. You can't be a strategist. A strategist must be cold, expressionless, neither talkative nor smiling. Only Look around and start thinking."
She shook her little head and looked around with her big eyes.
Shen Linquan: "...??"
Shen Linquan struggled to hold back his laughter: "But, but I'm actually pretty smart."
"That's not important," Fat Tuanzi waved his little hand and said in a general-like manner: "In fact, it's not important at all. The most important thing for a military advisor is to be good-looking, and have a cool and handsome attitude. As long as If you have a good image, it doesn't matter if what you say is nonsense. But if you look like you, you can't listen even if what you say is important."
Shen Linquan: "......???"
No, what do I look like? I’m very handsome, okay!!
Shen Zhen was multitasking, giving lectures and listening at the same time, with a smile on his lips.
Shen Linquan said with an aggrieved look: "But Mi Bao, I sincerely follow you, can't you also arrange a position for me?"
Fat Tuanzi was a little embarrassed. He looked at him up and down, left and right, and then said: "Why don't you wait, Mi Bao will discuss it with the military advisor..."
"Okay," Shen Linquan suppressed a smile and said, "I am waiting for your answer without thinking about food or tea. If you don't accept me, I will cry, make trouble, and hang myself!"
Fat Tuanzi opened her eyes wide and immediately felt a sense of urgency. She spread her legs and ran into the house, quickly consulting with her military advisor.
So Military Master Shen temporarily dismissed the class for the students, and the two of them squatted in the corner to discuss important matters... Shen Linquan suppressed his laughter, walked around behind Little Fatty Tuanzi, and gestured to Shen Zhen, asking him to blow his pillow... No, just say nice things.
Mibao was thinking very seriously and asked, "What can he do?"
"Oh," Shen Zhen said calmly, "He doesn't know anything."
Shen Linquan: "...??"
Fat Tuanzi was also stunned: "Then, what is he good at?"
"He doesn't do anything..." Shen Zhen changed his words midway: "He is better at eating."
Shen Linquan: "...??"
I never thought you were like this Shen Zhen.
Then Fat Tuanzi raised his little face and frowned tightly: "But...it's the tall one..."
Shen Zhen thought for a while: "Build a high wall, accumulate a lot of food, and slowly become king?"
Fat Tuanzi's eyes lit up: "Yes! You are so smart! You are worthy of being Mibao's military advisor."
Shen Zhen smiled reservedly: "What a coincidence, is this what Mi Bao wanted to say?"
"No," Fat Tuanzi shook his little chubby hand: "Mi Bao wouldn't say such knowledgeable words at all, but you are right! Whenever Mi Bao wants to say something, you should say something knowledgeable first. It will make Mibao look very powerful! This is the meaning of the existence of military advisors."
Shen Zhen: "...??"
Hahaha! Shen Linquan stood all the way away, laughing until his face turned red. He was really going to die of laughter from this little dumpling day by day.
Then Fat Tuanzi looked serious and didn't speak for a long time. He scratched his face with his little hands and asked, "Where did we talk just now?"
Shen Zhen said: "Speaking of Shen Linquan being good at eating."
He met Mi Bao's eyes and repeated again: "Build a wall high, accumulate grain widely, and become king slowly."
"Oh, yes," Fatty Tuanzi tilted his head: "We are very poor, and we don't have a single man or horse, so as long as an individual can draw a big pie first and trick him into it, it doesn't matter even if he is only good at eating. , anyway, we don’t care about food now, Mi Bao thinks he is still very cunning and not ugly, so we can let him do all the dirty work..."
Shen·isn’t it ugly·Lin Quan: “…??”
With such a naughty voice and such ruthless calculations?
Fat Tuanzi thought for a long time and finally decided: "Let him be the atmosphere team. Anyone who has no place to fill can be put into the atmosphere team first!"
She turned around.
Shen Linquan quickly flew back to his original position before Mi Bao turned around.
Then Fatty Tuanzi ran back and told him about his new job.
Shen Linquan listened and seemed to understand, "So, the meaning of my existence is kwamibao, kwamibao, crazy kwamibao. And the most important thing is to say one thing every day, 'If I am a woman, I must marry Mi Bao'?"
Fat Tuanzi nodded firmly: "Yes! That's it, you must work hard."
Shen Linquan: "Okay."
Fat Tuanzi looked at him.
Why did Shen Linquan say he still had to try out the work?
So he said: "Mibao is so smart! Mibao is awesome!!"
Mi Bao turned around with relief, held hands with Shen Zhen, and was about to go back to the house. He heard something in the middle and turned around, startling Shen Linquan. He thought it was a sudden attack?
So he said loudly: "If I were a woman, I would definitely marry Mi Bao!"
Tang Youxiang happened to come in carrying firewood and turned to look at him speechlessly: "Are you sick?"
Shen Linquan burst into laughter and pointed at Mi Bao: "No, Mi Bao and I..."
Mi Bao pointed at him: "Sheep! The sheep is coming!"
Before Shen Linquan could recover, Shen Zhen had already jumped over, picked up the rope on the ground as if he was flying, and jumped up.
When Shen Linquan turned his head, he discovered that there was actually a wild goat that had climbed onto the small ginkgo tree behind him. Shen Zhen followed suit and tied the goat's feet while saying to them: "Quick, there's more!"
Shen Linquan jumped out, and Tang Youxiang also quickly took his bow and arrow and jumped out.
So when Mr. Shen Zhen finished class, the two of them came back carrying a sheep, talking and laughing all the way.
Mi Bao looked at it from a distance and sighed.
Shen Zhen asked: "What's wrong?"
Little Master Mi Bao sighed the same way: "Mi Bao discovered that brother Lin Quan is also a Zhuge Doudou."
She told him a story about eating, sleeping and playing beans, but changed the penguins in the story to geese.
He also told him about his second uncle's big-mouthed deeds, and said sadly: "Although Mi Bao couldn't hear it, when he saw brother Lin Quan smiling so stupidly, he knew that he must be telling daddy about Mi Bao. "
The more Shen Zhen thought about it, the funnier he became. He bit his lip for a long time but couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud: "You're right, that's what he was talking about."
The two of them were getting closer and closer carrying the sheep. Shen Linquan shouted from a distance: "Mi Bao! You look really good today!"
Shen Zhen couldn't help but laugh again.
etc!!
Mi Bao suddenly opened his eyes wide and discovered a very important problem.