By the way! Because of excessive mental stress, irregular and heavy diet, many people know that in the modern dimension, hemorrhoids have become very serious.
Especially among all the old men, there is a saying that nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids.
Hemorrhoids don't seem to be a serious disease, but only those who have it and have experienced it know how uncomfortable it is.
So the question is, were the forms of hemorrhoids in ancient times equally severe?
Regarding the strange knowledge in this area, Hu Biao knew a thing or two and could answer with certainty: Of course, the form is even more severe.
Not to mention those famous people, many big names have huge troubles in this area.
Even further back, Emperor Wen of Han suffered from the pain of hemorrhoids. There is a related idiom called "suck the carbuncle and lick the hemorrhoids", which comes from him.
Recent literary giants such as Su Shi, Zhang Juzheng, Napoleon, and even Lafayette, who had to eat many dishes at a meal, were not immune to the dangers of hemorrhoids.
So when Hu Biao handed over the ‘Mayinglong Hemorrhoid Ointment’, he was very excited.
I hope that Guo Xin and Guo Shuai, the biggest figures in the Anxi Army, will reward them with some treasures after they feel comfortable, so that they can bring them back to the modern dimension to make a fortune.
This is what is written in many other system texts...
"Damn it! The temperature difference in this wretched place is so big, it can really freeze you to death at night~"
With water droplets on his face that had not yet been wiped clean, Hu Biao muttered in his mouth as he trotted back to the mud house where they lived last night and lay down on the shabby bed.
After paralyzing his whole body into a big character, Hu Biao, who had been busy for a day, was so comfortable that he almost screamed.
Other netizens are almost in the same situation.
Thanks to the copycat version of mutton steamed buns made by Hu Biao and others, they conquered the entire Xuange Camp and Baiqi Camp, as well as many generals from the Anxi Army who came to eat and drink shamelessly.
Anyway, in the end, all the mutton soup was consumed.
Then with fiery passion, they prepared for the next day's meal, and kept busy until about ten o'clock in the evening, when they returned to their barracks.
Just hold up a little well water with both hands and wipe it on your face to wash your face. After taking a sip of water and slurping it twice, you have finished brushing your teeth, and the entire washing process is completely completed.
As for washing up properly, that's out of the question.
On the one hand, the body is too tired. Even if the cook's work is much easier in the afternoon, it is still high-intensity work for these otakus in the modern world.
We are so busy now that it is difficult for everyone to move their fingers even more, so there is no time to wash up carefully.
On the other hand, the temperature difference between morning and night in this damn place is so big that the wind blowing on the exposed skin now makes people have goosebumps.
Under the current conditions, how can I take a bath with hot water? What if I catch a cold if I take a cold bath?
There's no woman around anyway, so just be dirty if you want.
So everyone washed their faces for a while and decided to forget it; after all, not taking a shower for a few days will definitely not kill anyone, and besides, there is no wife or girlfriend around, so no one will say anything about not taking a shower.
It's just when everyone lies down and will soon fall asleep.
A voice suddenly appeared in the room, and began to resound weakly: "Brothers, if we persist for two days, we will go back, but what about these Tang troops? They..."
After getting along day and night for a few days, these unlucky guys have become familiar with each other.
So everyone can hear that this voice comes from a white-collar AT.
Although the young white-collar worker did not finish what he said, everyone could hear the unfinished ambition in it at the first moment: If nothing else, these old men of such a young age will definitely not be able to defend Kucha City. What should we do?
manage?
To say that no one cares about the life and death of these people is completely false.
As descendants of China, just seeing the word "Tang" can make them feel an inexplicable sense of intimacy in their hearts. It is a strong feeling brought by blood that cannot be cut off after thousands of years.
What's more, they were saved by these Tang troops during their most difficult time and were protected under their wings.
More importantly, although in the modern world, people have a bad impression of some elderly people because of the competition for space due to square dancing, occupying seats in public cars, and whether they can be helped after falling to the ground.
However, the tradition of respecting the elderly and loving the young has continued in this nation for thousands of years.
Such a traditional virtue has actually penetrated into everyone's blood.
As long as there is some way, they don't want to see these Tang troops die in this battle. The problem is that these guys who even have trouble killing chickens, what can they do now?
"What can we do, stay here and die together?"
After being silent for a long time, a netizen named ‘Ling Yi’, who was said to be working as a programmer and whose hair was already quite thin, spoke up.
"If one person has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry, there is no fear of dying here in battle; but if he really had to die here, in the modern world we would not even be able to survive a work-related injury.
I still have 15 years of mortgage payments and 5 years of car payments. What will happen to my parents when they get older? What will happen to my wife and children?"
Zero One's words with a bitter tone can be said to express the feelings of everyone present; we are all gentlemen, and we are not just living for ourselves.
But everyone knows the truth. The question is why are you so depressed now?
It's like there is a fire in their hearts that makes them want to burst out.
Under the cruel reality, the atmosphere in the room fell into dead silence again. After a while, their trainee commander Hu Biao finally spoke:
"If the preparation time given by the system is longer, I believe it can play a big role based on our theoretical knowledge that is more than a thousand years ahead of this era.
Even after you are familiar with the situation, you can still do a lot of tricks.
But the system only gives three days, that’s not right! One day has passed and there are only two days left. What can everyone do in this little time?
The creation of many urban defense equipment requires time and exploration.
In a short period of time, if you can find sulfur to prepare black powder, it can also play a role in defending the city. But after searching around during the day, didn't you find nothing?
Even if the oil flows out of the ground automatically, many people in the city said there is no such thing, and incendiary bombs cannot be made.
Without these things, to put it bluntly, five or six of us together may not be able to defeat a single Tibetan soldier.
So I'd better wait until the mission is over and then go back honestly.
As for the two days we stayed here, everyone tried to find ways to get more delicious food and give these gentlemen a few good meals. It was considered as doing their best to give them as much as they could.
Okay! Everyone, go to bed. We have to make breakfast when we get up early tomorrow. Make more so that more people can eat it."
When he finished speaking, Hu Biao closed his eyes.
It's just that today, even though his body was extremely tired like last night, he didn't know why he couldn't fall asleep quickly.
In fact, this is not only the case for Hu Biao, but also for many netizens.
Hu Biao closed his eyes and couldn't fall asleep for a long time. He kept hearing someone turning around in his ears. It was obvious that everyone had insomnia.
After all, as modern people, they have become accustomed to the preciousness of life and cannot accept the cruel truth that thousands or even more people around them will soon die.
It was night! Hu Biao stayed up until very late and then fell asleep in a daze.
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When he felt someone pushing him, Hu Biao struggled to open his eyes. When he saw the iconic front teeth of team leader Liang Daya, he woke up immediately.
After rubbing his hands on his face, he quickly shouted:
"Liangtou, it's dawn, isn't it?
We will prepare the morning meal right away. What we prepared this morning are big steamed buns stuffed with beef. The noodles were cooked last night and the meat stuffing was minced and seasoned. It’s definitely in time.”
"The big buns stuffed with beef seem to be quite delicious." After hearing such a sentence, Liang Daya instinctively licked his mouth.
But then he reacted and said:
"The big beef buns, no matter how delicious they are, have to wait until lunch. Now Zhang Tou asked us to take you to gather. We plan to teach you some combat skills first so that you know how to fight against the enemy.
In the face of a powerful enemy, you must have some ability to protect yourself, so as not to be caught blind by the Tubo people."
Upon hearing this, everyone who had been awakened by the conversation between the two immediately became excited.
We are all gentlemen, and none of us have happily imagined this scene when we were holding sticks and destroying the weeds in the village park since we were children:
Wearing a golden armor and a silver helmet, holding a bright silver gentian spear and a thousand-mile horse on his hip, he was like Zhao Zilong on Changban Slope, majestically killing a man who entered and exited seven times.
Or maybe it's like Brother Jing, Guo'er, or Gang Leader Qiao, who defeated all the masters in the world.
But as I grew up, this dream in the past was gradually and completely consumed by the cruel life and reality, or it was suppressed in my heart.
For a moment, when they thought of their childhood dreams, all the young and middle-aged men couldn't help but become obsessed.
But soon after, they learned about the astonishing gap between reality and dreams...
