"Yes K, does anyone want it? If not, I'll place the order~"
Hu Biao held a piece of 4 of hearts processed out of kraft paper in his hand and expressed it with a stern look on his face.
Seeing Xu Feng, the warriors and soldiers both expressed their displeasure, then threw the 4 of hearts out, and immediately started shouting excitedly:
"Xufeng didn't come out with one card, so he was locked up for a whole spring, and he had to drink 32 cups. Wu Zu came out with one, and he drank 15 cups~"
After hearing such a statement, Xu Feng and Wu Zu immediately picked up a small wine glass from a bucket next to them and started drinking water in their mouths.
Yes! That’s right.
These guys are using DIY playing cards to "run fast", and the price of losing is a glass of water for each card, which costs about three cents.
The main reason why such a situation occurs is that they are too boring.
Today is already June 12th, the fourth year of Xuanhe; that is to say, since Hu Biao and Yang Dongli met Tongguan once on the morning of June 6th, a group of netizens
26 people were arranged here.
You don’t have to worry about food and drink every day, as the Xuan Shuai Mansion will have three meals a day delivered to you by a dedicated person.
However, there was a group of victorious soldiers who guarded them tightly in this small courtyard, and would politely stop them as soon as they reached the gate.
Anyway, no matter what, even if you stuff money into it, you won't be allowed out.
Such a situation would arise, and Hu Biao and the others actually understood what was going on; the fundamental reason was that when he was interviewed by Tong Guan that day, he took the initiative to ask for help at an inappropriate time, and was willing to take people to Pingzhou to bring that person to Pingzhou.
Zhang Jue said it was surrendered.
This also allows this area, which is close to the Sixteenth Prefecture of Yanyun and is also the hometown of the Han family, to return to the rule of Zhengshuo of the Han family.
He said something wrong, which made Tong Xuanshuai very unhappy, and the consequences were serious.
After hearing this request, I obviously planned to encourage him first and then reuse Hu Biao's Tong Guan. I don't know how I thought about it.
But you can be sure that specifying is not a good idea.
Because not only Tong Guan, but also Ma Kuo and a confidant named Zhao Liangci in the room had extremely weird expressions on their faces for a moment, as if their hearts had just been trampled by ten thousand horses.
Seeing the awkward atmosphere, Ma Kuo even tried to smooth things over with a haha and asked Hu Biao if he was joking.
Damn it! If possible, Hu Biao also hoped that he was joking; wouldn't it be nice to hold Tong Guan's thigh in the future and rely on the fertile development of the rich Northern Song Dynasty to build a strong army?
Even with Grandpa Yue at his disposal, even the talents are readily available.
The problem is that the first phase of the system's mission is now pressing hard on their heads, forcing them to do this.
He could only bite the bullet and point out righteously in the following time that Pingzhou, an important place, was related to the future security of Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures and must be in the hands of the Song Dynasty.
Faced with Hu Biao's insistence, Tong Guan did not express his position directly.
He just said lightly, asking Hu Biao to go down and wait for news about him. He still needed to think about it carefully, and then such a situation appeared.
Since they couldn't get out, Hu Biao and the others were polishing their bodies, practicing martial arts, and training the rookies every day.
But people are not machines, and since everyone has some injuries, it is impossible to train non-stop every day, and there must always be some leisure time.
Therefore, entertainment tools such as this kind of DIY playing cards, mahjong carved from wood, and Pai Gow carved from bamboo are all made by them.
Modern people, of course, are accustomed to bringing a little bit of luck when playing these things.
However, considering that playing with money may affect the internal harmony of the team; if playing with cigarettes, everyone does not have many on hand.
So a lottery emerged where whoever loses gets to drink water.
I have to say, this bet seems a bit silly; because no matter whether you lose or win, the result will be a lot of water...
*****
After watching Xu Feng pinch his nose and forcefully drink the last glass of water, Hu Biao skillfully shuffled the cards while burping in his mouth and asked:
"Uh~ Are you coming yet?"
Xu Feng didn't speak, but shook his head slightly to indicate that he didn't want to come.
As for not speaking, he was just worried that if he opened his mouth, he might spit it out directly; and he made a decision in his heart:
Damn it! I won’t play boring games anymore if I beat him to death from now on.
Then Hu Biao looked around at the large circle of netizens who were watching the cards; these guys, who were also full of water, also shook their heads until they were flying.
Playing this bad card will really hurt your bladder.
The rejection of Xu Feng and everyone also means that Hu Biao has no chance to play.
Hu Biao could only start to wonder if the wound on his back was no longer serious, so he could practice shooting two hundred arrows with a bow.
As for their group, if they wait in this shabby yard for a few more days, if they still haven't heard from Tong Guan, due to time constraints, there is a possibility that they should run away secretly first.
From beginning to end, Hu Biao actually never thought about it.
Because since they dared to make such a request to Tong Guan, they still thought it was somewhat successful, but they needed to wait for an opportunity to come.
As time goes by, this opportunity should come soon.
No! Hu Biao’s prediction was absolutely correct.
He then returned to the room where he lived, and slowly rummaged through and found a seven-dou walking bow and a pot of twenty wolf-fang arrows.
The little brother Lang Qing ran in with excitement on his face and shouted:
"Lao Hu, someone has finally come to the Xuan Shuai Mansion, and it's your Zi Chong eldest brother Ma Kuo. He seems to be in a good mood. Tell me, is it because of our request? Tong Guan has finally agreed."
After silently calculating the time, Hu Biao replied in a very pretentious manner: "We are inseparable, so I should have agreed..."
After Ma Kuo walked in and saw Hu Biao, he didn't know what he was thinking about and didn't say anything for a long time. After staring at Hu Biao for a while, he asked:
"Brother Yi Tong, have you expected it a long time ago? That thing must happen."
After hearing the words, Hu Biao put his hands behind his back and made a mighty gesture. Then he said with the utmost pretense, like a worldly expert:
"Of course, this matter has been doomed for a long time.
The ever-victorious army controlled by the Liao Kingdom in Zhuozhou, whether it was the commander Guo Yaoshi himself or a group of generals under his command, were all from the Han Dynasty in the north, and they were not willing to accompany the Liao Kingdom to death.
Surrender is certain, whether it is to surrender to me, the Song Dynasty, or to those Jurchen savages.
They are not the treasures of the Great Song Dynasty. The Jurchens are just some barbarians who lead beasts and cannibals. How to make a choice? I believe that Medicine Master Guo has some plans in his heart.
The most important thing is that in the battle a few days ago, although our army suffered more casualties, the soul of the Liao soldier Yelu Dashi was seriously injured, which may have allowed Pharmacist Guo to make the final choice.
If my guess is correct, I am afraid that the envoy sent by Pharmacist Guo has arrived at Commander Xuan's mansion by now, right?"
That's right! The opportunity Hu Biao was waiting for was when Guo Pharmacist from Zhuozhou of the Liao Dynasty was willing to return to the Song Dynasty. In this way, the Liao soldiers currently blocking the Baigou River could only continue to retreat until they reached Yanjing.
Otherwise, the ever-victorious army with more than 10,000 troops behind them, and a total of 50,000 infantry and cavalry, would be able to stab them hard in the back.
Even in this way, all the obstacles before the Song army arrived in Yanjing disappeared.
And as long as Yanjing is captured, the whole sixteen states of Yanyun will spread the word.
Under such a situation, Zhong Shidao and other Western troops were faced with the pressure of the overwhelming general situation, and they could not even do it, otherwise there would be no explanation from the judge.
Facing the current excellent situation, Tong Guan's confidence and ambition will surely skyrocket.
In the end, the fear of being a dead eunuch stemmed from the mentality in his heart that whether he had dates or not, he would be punished, so he agreed to the invitation of Hu Biao and others.
After hearing this, Ma Kuo nodded, acquiescing to Hu Biao's guess.
But in the following time, when he delivered a bunch of petitions to Hu Biao, he still asked in confusion:
"Brother Yitong, you can already get glory, wealth and wealth at your fingertips as long as you stay with Commander Xuan, so why do you have to take the risk and go to Pingzhou?
In vain, did you end up hating Commander Xuan?"
"I'm afraid I'm thinking in my heart that I can't let the Jurchens step into the Han family's homeland; otherwise, after these savages see the prosperity of my Han family, they won't leave without telling me, and they will still be thinking about more."
Hu Biao replied like this.
Because he had served as an envoy to the Jurchens, it was rare in the entire Song Dynasty to threaten the Jurchens. Ma Kuo, who had a clear understanding, bowed to the end after hearing this.
At the same time, he promised loudly in his mouth:
"Brother Yitong, don't worry and go to Pingzhou. As long as Ma can handle the rear affairs, he will definitely help. In addition, no matter what, you must come back alive. I will definitely be at the best restaurant in Bianliang and treat you to a drink.
Last game."
"Great kindness, that's settled."
While speaking, Hu Biao stretched out one of his palms and high-fived Ma Kuo...
