Chapter 426 These sisters are really particular (two chapters in one)
Chapter 426 These ladies are so particular (two chapters in one)
Author: Uncle Long Legs
Chapter 426 These ladies are so particular (two chapters in one)
He looked at the position at 10 o'clock in front of him, about twenty meters away.
Five are on the head, wearing the iconic felt hats with fox tails hanging on both sides of the ears in movies, TV series and other film and television dramas.
The golden soldier was at least half a head shorter than him, but his body was quite thick and stocky, and his eyes were extremely ferocious. He was waving various weapons in his hands, aiming at the place where he and his group were coming to kill him.
Jing Jing is the busty girl in the eyes of Hu Biao and others.
Even in the previous time, she had basically accepted that she had been broken into the system and was forcibly transported to the late Northern Song Dynasty a thousand years ago.
And he is about to experience the "Shame of Jingkang" personally, a war that will be extremely humiliating for future generations.
But when a life and death crisis strikes.
The thoughts in An Jing's head couldn't help but feel a little dazed; because whenever she recalled the process of being teleported, it was too fantasy.
What were you doing before you were transported through time?
By the way! As a photography model, she was still admired by many wealthy people in headscarves at that time.
Because of the time difference there, it's 4 hours faster than in China. It's already past 7 o'clock in the morning there.
At that time, she had already had a hearty breakfast, put on a dress with beautiful makeup, and was getting ready to attend an event.
Waiting for the car sent by the organizer to arrive at the hotel to pick up people.
She took her mobile phone and began to skillfully log into the APP of Doidian Reading, and began to catch up on the latest chapter of a certain "System Double Traversal" novel.
That's right! If you just look at the appearance.
No one would have thought that An Jing, a girl with a height of 1.75 meters, long legs, a thin waist, and a fierce personality, would have such a otaku-like hobby of reading online novels.
Of course, aging is well said, people cannot be judged by appearance, and sea water cannot be measured.
It is impossible to completely identify a person by looking at his appearance, just like many sisters who are also models.
Just looking at the quiet figure and face of the English name ‘Ann’, one would not know that this girl actually graduated from a prestigious school; after graduation, she worked as a middle-level employee in a large company for a period of time, and she was considered a high-quality professional woman.
A job like a model was originally just a part-time job and a hobby for her.
It's just that in recent years, for some understandable reasons, a part-time job as a photography model has become her main job.
It took less than ten minutes in total, and An Jing defeated the author.
It is said that it took a whole day, and almost made my hair go bald, to come up with the seven or eight thousand word update, and I have finished reading it all.
This girl was indignant and immediately started to complain:
"What the heck! This fight is getting shorter and shorter. How come it hasn't started yet and it's over now?"
After that, knowing that it was useless to remind her to update, she just threw away her mobile phone and leaned lazily on the sofa.
I couldn't help but started to recall some of the latest plots in the novel:
"How could the two father and son Huizong of the Song Dynasty turn a good hand of cards into pieces?
If sisters, I could travel through time, with my looks and figure, I would be able to seduce a noble concubine, right? Then with my rich experience in palace fighting dramas, I would first kill these two bastards and then listen to the government behind the curtain.
Then use the rich web novel routines to get out the muskets, cannons, and steam engines; in this way, it is estimated that there will be no such thing as the Jin people occupying the Northland for 119 years, and the subsequent rise of the Mongols.
Danube River? You can directly send the powerful Song army with volleys of guns to hit it.
We have already dispatched fleets to occupy places like the American continent and Australia. Where are those white-skinned men? They can’t even keep up with the heat~"
But this one looks very Westernized on the surface, but speaks English very well.
But she was still a macho girl. When she started to lust wildly in her heart, she suddenly threw the cell phone at hand and it started to vibrate.
At first, Jingjing thought it was a luxury car coming from the organizer to pick someone up, but it finally came.
After picking up the phone and taking a look, I realized that there was actually a message on it that said, "Open the door for me. It's so outrageous:"
"If you were allowed to travel back in time to the second offensive and defensive battle of Kaifeng in the "Jingkang Shame" in the late Northern Song Dynasty, you would face 150,000 golden soldiers surrounded.
Then you can choose two of the following many supplies, which one will you choose:
A. A bottle of Yida chewing gum.
That’s right! It’s your Yida.
Although this prop cannot increase your combat effectiveness in the slightest, it is produced by a major manufacturer with guaranteed quality. Xylitol is sugar-free and can give you fresh breath before you die. You deserve it.
B. A bottle of hairspray, a comb, and a three-piece set of leather shoe polish. For details, please see Fa Ge’s style in the movie “God of Gamblers.”
Indeed! The above three-piece suit will not allow you to survive the charge of the golden heavy cavalry, but at least it will make you look more elegant when you die, your hair will not be messy, and your leather shoes will be shiny.
C, a bottle of Bingkuola, a 2-liter large bottle, made in 1982.
D. A box of old-fashioned matches, Botou brand, and a pack of sand cigarettes.
E, a kitchen knife, a well-known brand from a certain spring; emphasis: please pay attention to the correct way to use this knife, otherwise the system will not be held responsible for any situation.
F, one bag of gold potassium nitrate fertilizer, 20 kilograms.
As we all know, many travelers face the problem of starvation due to low food production in other worlds, but with Jin Kaila, everything is no longer a problem.
Use it to make gold, and a bumper harvest is guaranteed, and the farmers will laugh.
Now that we have chemical fertilizers, how can we do without pesticides? With the use of pesticides, the harvest of crops will be more guaranteed.
In addition, after taking this product, it has strong toxic side effects on human internal organs, making it a must-have product for poisoning and assassination.
Note, considering that if the traverser chooses chemical fertilizers and pesticides, it will be difficult to carry, the system will provide a mountaineering bag for free..."
"Who sends such boring messages? There is something really wrong. Even if I really traveled through time, it would be better to bring a few pairs of socks to seduce officials than to choose these useless things."
After reading the message, Jing Jing threw away his phone and complained.
Then, although there was no emotion at all, a mechanical voice that made people feel cheap suddenly sounded in her mind:
"Bao! Although in theory, the options specified by the system cannot be changed in any way.
But who told you to be fierce? In the words of the old SPs of the Xuange Camp team, being fierce is justice; so the socks you want are arranged, the old SPs’ favorite brand of Pali Shijia, three styles, different
Please check the color and compare it~
Okay, now the transmission will start immediately~"
In such an abrupt change, Jing Jing's first reaction was to get a bag next to the sofa and take out the powerful anti-wolf spray inside.
But before she could successfully get the bag, she disappeared in a high-end hotel.
After he came to his senses, he found himself in a small village that was in ruins and full of corpses. By the way, he saw the Xuange Battalion team. They were all heavily armored, and they looked like old SPs with cans on them.
them.
Those corpses are truly terrifying, combined with their own magical scene transformation process.
Even if Jing Jing doesn't want to believe it, he still knows that he is afraid that he has really traveled through time.
In his hand, there was actually a cheap black garbage bag. He didn't need to take a second look to know that there must be three pairs of Pali Shijia socks inside.
It's just that those old SPs seem to be in big trouble now.
Even when he looked at himself and the newcomers around him, they looked down upon each other and kept lowering their heads to discuss something.
After a hurried discussion, it seemed that they had made a decision, but not only did they not look at the bag in her hand, but also the messy kitchen knives in the hands of several other newcomers, Kuo Le, and a backpack carried behind some of them.
No way to pay attention.
In addition to the leader, a guy threw himself a samurai sword.
He told himself that if he fell into the hands of Jin Bing, it would be best to kill himself, so he led a group of people to plan to rob someone.
Jing Jing himself followed a few seemingly senior team members and ran towards the hilltop.
What the heck! While running all the way to the top of the hill, everything else was fine; because I had been exercising for a long time, I had no physical problems at all.
But before I traveled through time, I was preparing to participate in an event.
So when I was wearing a dress, it was simply inconvenient to wear a cover. I just put some on to prevent exposure...
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Between the lightning and flint, all kinds of things before and after time travel and various situations encountered flashed through my mind.
Jing Jing, a girl, quickly realized that now was not a good time to be in a daze; surviving in the hands of these golden soldiers in front of her was the most important thing.
Fortunately, she held a sharp samurai sword firmly in her hand.
But it seems that the five golden soldiers who rushed over clearly believed that the other seven male newcomers were a greater threat, so they went straight towards the seven unlucky guys and killed them.
Back when she was running all the way here, when Jing Jing was being secretly observed, she had actually observed these newcomers as well.
I found that among these seven newcomers, there should be no legendary retired soldiers or personal bodyguards of the school belle.
They are just ordinary people. Three of them are about the same height as me, all around 1.75 meters, but their weight is in the slightly fat category.
Judging from their big faces and thick necks, they are probably cooks.
With a big face and thick neck, he is either a rich man or a cook.
Among the remaining four people, one of them, judging from the holey vest he was wearing, must be a young migrant worker brother.
A young man wearing glasses, with a youthful expression on his face, like a college student who has not graduated.
There were two other men in their thirties. There were so many possibilities for these elderly greasy men that she couldn't tell what they did for a while.
Then the question arises, with the configuration of these people, can they defeat five golden soldiers?
With strong uneasiness in An Jing's heart, and instinctively moving closer to these temporary partners, the battle broke out.
Among the two people who were suspected of being cooks, the cook who looked like he was in his mid-twenties, and the Jin Bing who was holding a long knife in his hand at the front, had already rushed behind him, only five or six meters away.
He held a large bottle of 1982 Bingkuola in his left hand, and with a nervous expression on his face, he instinctively smashed it. For ordinary people, it is normal for ordinary people to smash whatever they have in their hands when encountering danger.
The Jin Bing's reaction was also good. With one swing of his sharp long knife, he cut Bing Kuole in half.
But he obviously didn't know that Kuole, a carbonated drink, had turned into a gas bomb due to the intense activity while the cook was running over.
The moment he was slashed, a large amount of gas bubbles exploded with a bang, spraying him and the two people behind him all over his head and face on the spot.
"What the hell! If you don't want to die, just take action and fight with them~"
Almost at the same time, another man who looked like a cook (temporarily called Brother Cook here) yelled such a sentence.
Even though one person could hear it, this guy's voice was trembling because of the huge fear in his heart. He must be extremely frightened.
But in the following time, he still took the lead in charging forward with a group of veterans from the Xuange Battalion, giving him hardwood spears.
After he took the lead, the rest of the people bravely stepped forward to meet him.
After the cook brother took a step or two, he took advantage of the leader of the golden soldiers' eyes to be splashed by Kuo Le. He gritted his back molars and stabbed him hard into the chest, which was only wearing leather armor.
In the blink of an eye, the leading Jin Bing screamed.
Unfortunately, due to too much force, the spear penetrated too deeply.
The two people who were not sprayed by Kuole then waved their weapons, passed over the two colleagues who thought they were poisoned, and started to kill them frantically.
Facing these two opponents, the cook drew his spear, but was horrified to find that the spear was jammed.
A sharp long knife was already slashing towards his face.
The old cook instinctively let go of the gun and retreated wildly behind him.
There was nothing inherently wrong with his way of coping; the problem was that he was paralyzed on the ground due to inexplicable weakness in his legs, and could only watch the long knife continue to strike.
Fortunately, the cook who just threw out the 82-year-old Kuole.
At such a critical moment, he took off the Mouquan kitchen knife in his right hand and threw it away.
The kitchen knife whirled towards him, but the Jin soldier tilted his head and dodged it; but the migrant worker brother who followed the cook brother finally rushed forward.
He swung a steel whip in his hand and hit the golden soldier hard on the head.
As expected, he is indeed a migrant worker brother, with a lot of strength in his hands.
After this guy went down, he beat the golden soldier's head with the felt hat to a pulp on the spot like a watermelon, causing the brains to splatter all over the sky.
Ordinarily, within such a short period of time after the battle begins.
Such a group of rookies, they actually killed two opponents, bringing the strength of both sides to 8 to 3. It was a perfect start.
The problem is that a rookie is a rookie after all. Not only is he far behind in combat skills, but the key is his mentality that he cannot accept such a beast-like fighting scene.
When those white brains exploded in front of these rookies.
Even when the heads and faces of the first few people were splashed all over, these rookies who grew up in a peaceful social environment finally collapsed psychologically.
Their heads went blank, their hands and feet began to weaken, and they could only watch the remaining three golden soldiers continue to kill.
Even at this moment, three arrows flew from the mountain and hit the two golden soldiers in the face respectively, causing them to collapse to the ground helplessly on the spot.
There was only one arrow, but unfortunately it missed a little and missed.
Facing the last remaining one, he realized that those Kuole were not poisonous, and the Song people in front of him were all newcomers to the battlefield, and then the Jin soldiers howled to kill them.
For a time, these rookies became like lambs to be slaughtered.
Especially the old cook, who was slumped on the ground, saw a spear pointing at him and stabbed him, knowing that he might survive as long as he rolled around like an ugly donkey.
But for a while, my whole body felt so weak that I didn't even have the strength to move.
He could only watch helplessly as the sharp spear point stabbed him.
Then at this moment, he saw a classic picture that he would never forget for a long time:
With the hem of the short skirt flying and the snow-white thighs particularly dazzling, a figure smelling of unknown perfume jumped out from beside her like a female leopard.
With a slash of the sharp samurai sword in his hand, a snow-white sword light flashed through.
Then, the last golden soldier dropped the weapon in his hand and desperately covered his neck with both hands.
He tried to use this method to block the blood that was spurting out from the blood vessels in his neck; but even though the knuckles of his hands turned white under the exertion, a large amount of blood continued to flow from the gaps between his fingers.
To be honest! If it weren’t for this fierce girl, she would kneel on the ground and vomit crazily, as if she could vomit out all the jaundice water.
The scene just now was simply extremely handsome, wasn’t it?
In addition, the cook brother, in such a critical situation just now, actually noticed such a unique detail:
With the short hem of the skirt flying, there is no such thing as evil leggings on that girl.
Instead, there is a cute little T-shape that is faintly visible; needless to say, these ladies are really fastidious people...
"Damn it! This batch of newcomers is quite good in terms of quality~"
This was Xu Feng, Cang Guan, and Yu Hanfeng who finally relied on the strength of their armor to kill the opponent in front of them in a short period of time. They also hurriedly took another arrow, but in the end they didn't have to shoot out the singer.
The veterans of these four teams, after seeing the scene where the battle among the rookies had ended, immediately let out such a sigh in their mouths.
But after sighing, they came back to their senses.
Because after taking a look from a distance, I saw that many women were already running all the way over a mile or two away, I could no longer care about such emotions in my heart.
He quickly yelled: "Are you dead? If not, hurry up the mountain~"
PS: Thank you brothers for your monthly votes.
Also, it seems that I took a leave of absence some time ago and still owe you two chapters, so I will pay you back one chapter today, and there will be a two-in-one chapter later.
