Chapter 495 Deng Kai and Kaka dont understand girls at all
As a rival in the same city, although Manchester City has declined in the past few decades, it is not regarded by Manchester United fans.
But the hostility originating from the depths of DNA still made Manchester United fans wary.
Subsequently, the English media also reported on this incident.
"Sky Sports: "On the morning of the first leg of the semi-finals, Sporting Lisbon will train at Manchester City's team training base."
"The Times": "Mansour has provided accommodation, transportation, training venues and other conveniences for Sporting Lisbon! Does he intend to use Sporting Lisbon to severely damage his rivals in the same city?"
"Liverpool Echo": "Man City will return to the Premier League next season. Will they support Sporting Lisbon this season or have any plans to recruit?"
"Manchester Evening News": "There is a civil war between the first and second teams of Manchester United. Will Manchester City also come to take advantage of the heat?"
I have to say that the English media now look down upon Manchester City.
Perhaps before the 1970s, Manchester City was the stronger one.
But since the 1990s, Manchester United has become the main theme of the Premier League.
And Manchester City was forgotten.
Globally, Manchester City's fans are probably... one percent of Manchester United's?
Maybe none.
But what else would it be like to say that a dog is still a "Sun Dog"?
Compared with other English media that just pick up and run away, "The Sun" conducted a very detailed combing of relevant news about Sporting Lisbon and Manchester City, Deng Kai and Mansour, etc., and thus made a huge discovery!
"The Sun": "Future superstar Deng Kai's next stop - Manchester... city!"
As soon as this news came out, it immediately caused a storm in Manchester.
Even Deng Kai himself was shocked when he saw it and quickly continued reading:
"According to our long-term investigation, there is a high probability that Mansour is a fan of Deng Kai. He once watched the final of last year's World Youth Championship and invited Deng Kai to the box to celebrate after the game."
"After the establishment of the Dongqiudi football website, Manchester City and Sporting Lisbon were the first club officials to settle in!"
“Manchester City signed Chinese player Sun Jihai earlier this year.”
"A month ago, Manchester City's youth academy team announced the signing of Bruno Fernandez, a mediocre eight-year-old boy from Portugal."
"There are various indications that Mansour is very concerned about elements related to Deng Kai."
"Of course, even so, Manchester City cannot snatch Deng Kai away when Manchester United is interested in Deng Kai. Any normal player will not have any hesitation between the two."
"Unless...unless Deng Kai loses his mind!"
"Considering Mansour's various overtures, we must warn Hathaway that your biggest challenger may not be Keira Knightley, but Mansour from the UAE royal family!"
Good guy!
"The Sun" still focused on the fact that Deng Kai had a good relationship with Ronaldo, trying to prove that Deng Kai's orientation was abnormal.
But England fans love to watch this.
For a time, related reports such as "From the King of Alvalade to the Princess of the United Arab Emirates" spread throughout England.
It makes people dumbfounded.
The British rose Keira, who is currently participating in the filming of the movie, was interviewed.
In response, Keira smiled and said: "I have no way to answer this question for the time being. I will tell everyone when I figure out Deng Kai's specific preferences in the future."
The reporter nodded, waiting for you to figure it out in the future... Wait, what does this mean?
How do you figure it out?
Give it a try?
Does this count as a confession?
Similarly, reporters also interviewed Hathaway.
Hathaway was actually very distressed about this, because Deng Kai had not yet reached the legal age, so they had always been in a state of equal respect and respect for each other.
But Hathaway obviously can't tell the outside world that.
So Hathaway said: "Perhaps Kay is too indifferent to other women, which led to the misunderstanding in The Sun. But in short, we were very happy when we were together! This kind of happiness is beyond your imagination."
Wow!
Hathaway didn't let "The Sun" and Keira break the defense this time, but let Ronaldo break the defense first.
"Excessive indulgence is one of the biggest enemies of professional players. No wonder you were injured after being shoveled by Enrique. It turns out that the crux is here!" Ronaldo seemed to have accidentally placed the newspaper next to Deng Kai.
Deng Kai was speechless: "That's me, if you were shoveled like that by that bastard, it wouldn't be unusual for you to be reimbursed for the season!"
Cristiano Ronaldo smiled contemptuously: "Then how do you explain Hathaway's words? What kind of unimaginable happiness... It's simply immoral!"
Deng Kai was stunned: "Hathaway and I played 2k all night, what kind of damage will we do?"
Ronaldo was also stunned: "You...play 2k?"
Deng Kai nodded: "Yes! Why, can't professional football players play 2k? The Lakers championship!"
Ronaldo immediately retorted: "Fart! The bull is the eternal god!"
Kaka stood aside and was very confused about the point of these two people: "Shouldn't the point you are arguing about be why a boy and his girlfriend have to play 2k all night long together?"
Deng Kai and Ronaldo looked at Kaka, and Ronaldo's eyes showed a trace of pity: "This is the reason why you are single until now, Kaka, you are too straight! You don't understand what girls like at all.
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Kaka was eye-opening: "What do girls like? Do they like you when you are happy?"
Ronaldo nodded: "Of course!"
Kaka frowned and said: "After tomorrow's game is over, I must call and ask Yin Lisabai to see if it is what you said."
Deng Kai added and explained: "Yin Lisabeth Petful, Kaka's girlfriend, they have been dating for a while in Brazil. Now Yin Lisabeth is developing in Europe, he is a female model."
"Bijarder's sister Jordana...you know what I mean."
Ronaldo walked away in despair.
He is no longer qualified to train with Deng Kai and Kaka.
Because before he knew it, he was the only one still single!
The key is that he has never even been with Jordana!
…
May 24th.
The whole world is looking forward to the match between Sporting Lisbon and Manchester United.
In yesterday's first leg semi-final between Real Madrid and Bayern, Real Madrid defeated Bayern 2-0 and took the initiative.
For Bayern, the second leg became quite difficult.
"Dear viewers, I am very happy to bring you the first leg of the Champions League semi-finals between Manchester United and Sporting Lisbon. I am your old friend Huang Jianxiang."
"Sitting next to me is our special guest, Teacher Han Qiaosheng."
"He Wei, the previous intern commentator, is now commentating on basketball and cannot spare any time."
"I hope that Teacher Han Qiaosheng and I can give you a wonderful explanation."
"Hey, why does Cristiano Ronaldo look so ugly? Is he feeling unwell?"
"No, Cristiano Ronaldo is an extremely self-disciplined player who doesn't even have a girlfriend. His physical condition has always been very good!"