As Salomon expected, little Lorna looked bitter after learning that she was about to be ordered to participate in the social season. Even Dinah's carefully prepared meals failed to interest her much. This kind of food comes from London
The social customs of the New York artist group once again flourished and became more artificial. There were no horse races, regattas, opera festivals, tennis tournaments, flower shows, court balls, only stars in the spotlight, postmodern art
, noisy shutters, high-pitched reporters and increasingly bad taste and increasingly politically correct fashion shows completely deviate from the theme of elegance and perfectly fit the British stereotype of Americans.
But that's not the only thing that annoyed little Lorna. She had to wear dresses on those occasions, which was the most unbearable thing for her. She didn't want to wear a custom-made dress and compete with those socialites. Little Lorna felt that she could
It's really stupid to see through those people's empty brains at a glance.
"We can wear adventure clothes and bring folding shovels to the social dinner!" Salomon's suggestion made little Lorna's eyes light up, and she knew that her brother had some tricks up his sleeve. If there were any tricks in the orphanage,
Children are the best at pranks, and Salomon is the only one. Although he has always been well-behaved and trouble-making, other children cannot compare to him. Taking little Lorna to rob S.H.I.E.L.D.'s funds was just one of the countless pranks.
It was an inconspicuous time - plus the high school he attended at the time was the famous Eton College and he was in charge of the cane whip, so he naturally became one of the targets of many classmates' pranks. However, his methods were constantly updated in the competition between his classmates.
As the generations changed, he quickly moved closer to the famous senior, the King of Pranksters, Horace De Vere Cole. He even escaped every time and picked up the vine whip again to teach those classmates who originally tried to prank him.
Little Lorna couldn't wait to hear what Salomon had to offer.
"We can go to Tanzania to chase the migrating wildebeest, and now is the time when the migration begins. We can drive a jeep, bring a few guns to deal with poachers, and bring a few shovels to dig out elephant dung
, we clean the shovel and use it to grill the meat." Salomon said to little Lorna with a condescending look on his face, "Believe me, as long as we live in the wild for a week and shoot an adventure documentary. That documentary will be played at the venue,
After the video ended, we used a transport plane to transport us and our cars to the dinner venue to show all the participants all the work we were doing in Africa. Those people had to endure the stench of elephant dung on us while praising us for protecting animals.
The contribution has been made.”
"They don't dare to cover their noses yet!" Little Lorna became excited, knowing that Salomon would not let her down. Her appetite returned, and she stuffed a piece of salmon sushi made by Dinah into her mouth and swallowed it in a hurry
After going down, he said, "After they see us cooking with a shovel that shovels elephant shit, I will kiss everyone who comes to shake our hands! God, I really want to see the changes in their faces,
That must be very funny! They would never dare to say no!”
"We can put down all the goats carried on the transport plane." Salomon stuffed a small piece of fish into the mouth of the girl next to him. She chewed the cold fish into pieces and swallowed it like jelly. The Mystic Mage
Zhang Ka said to little Lorna with his hands, "Imagine that more than a hundred goats rushed directly to the buffet, chasing reporters and female celebrities... I can imagine the goats holding the skirts of celebrities, and those arty
The Silicon Valley elite are running around with their butts pushed around. Let me see the guest list... Oh, I'm sure it will be a lot of fun that day. Those well-dressed female celebrities will definitely hate me. Especially the Kardashian sisters,
I'm looking forward to seeing goats chasing these vulgar upstarts trying to add value to themselves with art, and Ms. Minerva's guest list is so fitting."
It’s not that Salomon looks at American celebrities through colored glasses, but that he really despises the vulgarity of these people. Taking the Kardashian family as an example, Salomon feels that even talking to those people is lowering his level.
What he really appreciates are talented people, and such people will be respected by him. For example, the famous singer Taylor Swift was quietly arranged by him to a position where he would not be affected by goats, and Pepper Bo came to support him.
I am also there. Gu Zhen
Because the scene was so ridiculous, little Lorna almost couldn't breathe with laughter after just imagining it. She even hit her head on the table, which made the silverware on the table jump and jingle. She just swallowed it.
The fishy girl was also giggling, although she didn't understand what the others were laughing at, she just thought it was funny that everyone was laughing - Salomon carefully observed the girl's eyes, observing the strip inlaid with precision instruments and
The silk ribbon of the mysterious circuit. When the girl's mood swings were very intense, a hint of vigilance inadvertently showed in the corner of his eyes. Bayonetta noticed this, and she deliberately kicked Salomon's ankle under the table to signal
He shouldn't make it too obvious. Maybe she didn't get along too well with little Lorna a few days ago. Now she plans to ignore the rebelliousness of adolescence and start learning from human cubs. Bayonetta thinks this is a good match for her.
Her future career in parenting has helped.
"That is definitely big news. We will definitely be the protagonists! I will also wear the animal skins that I skinned!" Little Lorna's laughter was like a goose squawking. This is a vulgar behavior that Athena, who upholds elegance, will never allow.
She now truly feels the benefits of living in an Oxfordshire manor. The controls here are much less strict than Mount Athena or private schools. Only Bayonetta is a little strict. As long as she goes beyond the rules, no one else will care about her.
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The animal skin that little Lorna mentioned was actually the skin of the possum. This craft is still a bit difficult for modern people, and Minerva did not force her to learn it. However, little Lorna seemed to be dirty about this craft.
She had a special liking for her craftsmanship, and she specifically asked Salomon for advice. After several attempts, she succeeded in peeling off a complete piece of skin with a knife and handed it to the tanner.
"As long as they think of that banquet, they will definitely think of the pain of having their butts poked by goats, and of us." Little Lorna said, holding up a fork, "From now on, we will be the bullies in the New York social circle. No one dares to
Mess with us! We won’t be invited to any social events! This is so awesome!”
"As long as you can endure Ms. Minerva's punishment, I think she will never give you a good look. And I think she will twist off the goat's head on the spot, or it will be your head. You'd better hope for the former.
, she is not a good-tempered woman." Joan of Arc poured cold water on them without expression. She even used exaggerated movements to bite off the little carrot dipped in butter, revealing with her white teeth that she was not a good-tempered woman.
A well-intentioned reminder. Joan of Arc expressed something that Salomon didn't know yet, but the mystic still couldn't understand why she said that. "If I were you, I would never provoke her.
Bottom line. Salomon, if you eat that stuff with a shovel, I won't kiss you until you've brushed your teeth a thousand times."
"A hundred times is enough, a thousand times is too harsh." Bayonetta said with a wink, "And I like the taste of mint toothpaste."