Salomon called Thor "Prince Fool" or "Prince Fool". However, in fact Thor was not stupid, he was just too lazy to use his brain. After all, until he was exiled, all the problems he encountered were
You can use his hammer to solve it. If one hammer doesn't work, just hammer twice. It can always be solved.
Salomon was previously worried that Jane Foster was not interested in the sexy hunk Saul, so he prepared a bottle of love elixir and prepared to find an opportunity to put this bottle of rose-colored liquid with heart-shaped bubbles floating in it between them.
In people's diet. But when he watched the whole process of Thor falling from the sky, being hit by a car and meeting Jane Foster in the mirror dimension, Salomon felt relieved, because Jane Foster
I almost touched Thor's chest muscles. Is there anything wrong with this? In fact, even Jane Foster's cute intern fell for the bait, because the charm of a muscular man is unparalleled. As for Thor
Will I take the bait? Salomon feels that this guy who is often short of ideas will bite the hook even if he sees it.
All in all, this matter has nothing to do with him, but according to the contract he signed with Nick Fury, when a large-scale disaster is likely to occur on the magic side, and Salomon knows it,
Nick Fury must be notified in advance to protect the lives of innocent people. Since this contract was witnessed by Emperor Weishan, the terms are extremely fair, and neither Salomon nor Nick Fury can violate it-as for finding
Contract loopholes and misinterpretation of terms are lawful evil behaviors. Salomon and Nick Fury are both familiar with this method. One is based on instinct, and the other is through experience accumulated over many years. No one can compare.
Who is innocent.
The Supreme Mage let go of Salomon who was trying to be lazy. The Mystic Mage immediately got into Bayonetta's apartment after getting permission to take the vacation. However, Joan of Arc, who had just dealt with the naughty child and the bear's parents, was obviously not too polite to Salomon.
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"I wash all your clothes." Joan of Arc said, "I am not your servant, mystic!"
"I also wash dishes!" Salomon's eyes widened, "I also cook and mop the floor!"
"But when you were in school, Bayonetta and I could only see you twice a day! At noon and at night. Do I still want to thank you for coming to cook for us?" Joan of Arc said loudly.
, while untying her black tie. She was wearing a dark red suit today, but she wore nothing on her upper body except the suit jacket. Half of her plump breasts were exposed, and the black tie was stuffed into the suit jacket to cover it up.
Part of her beautiful skin. This elegant dress paired with her tall figure was also the source of her trouble today. Some teachers thought it was inappropriate for her to dress like this, but Joan of Arc, who didn't care about office politics at all, didn't take their suggestions and still went her own way.
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"Then you can cook too!" Salomon said. "Where is Bayonetta?"
"She went shopping for groceries." Joan of Arc said angrily, "She knew you were coming here for dinner tonight. I rarely see that look on her face! I'm warning you, you have to make her happy.
Although she will definitely not admit that she is so happy because of seeing you."
"I regard her as my family, and maybe that will be the case in the future," Salomon said, "but now, I'm only fifteen years old."
"You can have children at the age of fifteen." Hearing Joan's words, Salomon rolled his eyes. He almost forgot that Joan had lived for more than five hundred years. At that time, the phenomenon of getting married and having children during adolescence was common in the world.
The world is countless.
"In this country, adulthood is 21 years old." Salomon said, "I am a law-abiding citizen."
"Ha!" Joan of Arc sneered, "I don't care about this. Now, give me the Cheshire Cat, and you go wash the dishes left behind a few days ago."
"You may not believe it, but I have washed all the dishes." Salomon had already ordered the invisible servants to clean the entire house before Joan of Arc came back, from the time he went to Asgard until he returned.
On Earth, the pool has been filled with dirty dishes for several days, which he cannot bear at all.
"Very good." Joan of Arc took off her suit jacket and threw it on the sofa. She didn't seem to care at all about the fact that she was not wearing anything. "I also washed my clothes by the way."
"Next time, let's arrange a housework rota." Salomon picked up his clothes and walked out. "Next time, you wash the dishes and I'll wash the clothes. Now, hurry up and put on your pajamas. I don't want Bayonetta to misunderstand.
What's up."
"Good evening, Joan of Arc. Good evening, little one." Bayonetta turned the door lock and walked in, carrying a basket of vegetables and raw meat in her hand. Her gray eyes behind her glasses narrowed, "
Oh la? Did I miss something?"
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There is a huge gap between the dressing styles of Americans and British people. This gap is so big that even a white American can be easily distinguished on the streets of London. After all, not many people in the UK wear red plaid shirts and belts.
Wearing a brown baseball cap. But in the United States, this kind of free-style dressing style is not uncommon. Salomon thinks this is because of American culture. He feels that Americans can party everywhere, especially in New Mexico.
country town.
This is a typical town built because of mineral resources, maybe because of coal, maybe because of gold mines, but no matter what, when the company withdrew, the town irreversibly declined. The economic recession led to the collapse of the town.
The only bar on the street was opened twenty years ago. There is no strip club or even a medical store here. Young people can only be small hooligans and wander around the streets and shops with nothing to do.
Perhaps because of the lack of entertainment, when people here found a hammer that they couldn't pick up anyway, they quickly installed a stereo and a barbecue grill here, and someone also drove a truck to move several boxes of cold beer from the bar.
They came over. They lined up and tried to pull out the hammer one by one. Even if they failed, it didn't matter. They could drink another bottle of beer before trying again.
Salomon was wearing a red shroud and sitting next to the barbecue grill. Under his butt was a small stool, which was also brought by the locals. He came here to monitor the progress of the incident and have breakfast by the way.
The people here were very friendly to him, perhaps because he was the youngest and spoke politely. Salomon, who was treated so friendly, had already eaten half of the sausage on the grill.
Overall, he was very satisfied.
As for what happened yesterday, it was just a joke made by Bayonetta. She would not think that Joan of Arc had anything to do with Salomon. The witch is very familiar with exposing skin, so it is not a big deal at all.
.It’s just that Salomon could only sleep on the sofa last night, and he didn’t even have to hold the cat. It’s so difficult to guess a woman’s thoughts.
In fact, he had informed Nick Fury before coming here. He told Nick Fury that the thing falling from the sky had something to do with aliens and the magic side. Salomon's warning made Nick Fury
His nerves were at their peak, because Salomon's whereabouts were exactly as he said. He completely disappeared from the earth for a few days. No cameras captured him. Only then did Nick Fury believe that he had gone to the earth.
In addition, Nick Fury did not find anything in Howard Stark's box that Salomon's class might be interested in. This made him feel that things were a little tricky because it made him unable to figure out Salomon's thoughts.
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This is a fatal intelligence gap. Due to the contract, Nick Fury cannot ask anyone else for help and can only investigate independently. But now Tony Stark needs the documents in this box again, and his palladium is poisoned.
The symptoms were getting worse and worse, and the medicine given by Salomon could only temporarily relieve his symptoms. If Nick Fury had not reluctantly handed the secondary restoration potion to Natasha and asked her to pour it into Stark's vegetables.
In the juice, maybe Tony Stark is dead a long time ago - because that idiot is so stubborn that he has not gone for hemodialysis until now, and has even begun to give up on himself.
Salomon once again picked up a piece of sausage and stuffed it into his mouth. He stood up and was about to leave, because with his own eyesight, he saw a black car parked here in the distance.
The agent with a kind face walked out of the car. Salomon didn't want to meet other people from SHIELD at all. It was better for him to leave as soon as possible. As for the hammer, he didn't even have the interest to try it, because this time even
Even Captain America standing here can't lift this hammer. The spell on it is completely Odin's shady secret. Only Thor can lift it.
It's a pity that the black uncle made the barbecue and ice-cold Coke. Who knows if SHIELD will also confiscate the barbecue grill?
He also has an extremely personal purpose for spending time here, which is to wait for the hospital in the town to draw a tube of blood for Thor. That is the blood of Thor. If that thing is obtained by SHIELD, with their ability to cause trouble
Ability, it is entirely possible to make a Thor clone. Salomon was prepared to receive that thing without hesitation. As for the way out, he had to think about it again, but with his excellent necromancy, he could do the worst.
Create a flesh-and-blood golem that can release thunder and lightning. Even a mindless golem might be able to lift Mjolnir.
That was a good thing, but he had always been worried about not having the golem to help him block the knife.
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"I didn't know there was beefcake for breakfast tonight (beefcake means striptease man)." Darcy Louise looked at Sol walking out of the toilet with his shirtless body and a T-shirt in one hand. She said
Jokingly, "For a homeless crazy bum, he's in pretty good shape."
This morning, they set off to the hospital in the town again, because Darcy found that the photos taken clearly showed a figure in the storm, and unfortunately, Jane Foster hit that person again with her car.
Guy, Darcy even thought that she was really going to jail, but luckily the guy was okay. She also found that her mentor Jane Foster was absent-minded for the first time, frequently looking up and peeking at the tramp.
"I'm pretty sure that her mind is definitely not on those data." Darcy said with a smile, "She has been idle for a long time, and even the homeless don't mind."