Salomon was helpless and motionless, because whenever he wanted to explain, the witch would only greet him with bullets. Bayonetta was wearing pajamas and didn't know where she took out the pistol. She smiled.
She fired the gun, and the bullet pierced the air and nailed the wall behind Salomon. "Find your female spy." She said, "The sneaky cat is the best anyway, isn't it?"
"I assure you, Bayonetta, nothing really happened. It was just the teacher's bad taste." Salomon sighed again. When he asked the Supreme Mage what she said to Bayonetta
When speaking, the Lord always changed the topic aside, and Salomon had to hurry back to the apartment and try to calm Bayonetta's emotions. However, Bayonetta did not need to be comforted at all. She was not a flower vase, she was a
A woman who can talk with bullets and high-heeled shoes.
So, Salomon had no choice but to tell a rough story of what happened after walking through the cave, and tried to call Nick Fury before the police arrived to delete the neighbor's alarm record. He didn't want to be blamed for such a trivial matter.
Entering the police station. Salomon did not tell Nick Fury the true situation of the incident, but just told him not to know too much. After that, the Mystic Mage hung up the phone, put on a smile, and leaned towards Bayonetta.
.
At this time, Bayonetta seemed to regard the Cheshire Cat as a channel for expressing her emotions, and she didn’t know what she and Salomon’s pet were whispering about. The cat was angry and gray.
The short hair became extremely fluffy. The Mystic Mage threw this "cat's power" demon pet aside. He sat on the sofa and patiently comforted the witch sitting on the other end of the sofa. In fact, Bayonetta did not
She wasn't angry that Salomon was staying with Natasha, she was just angry that Salomon didn't call her on such a dangerous mission.
"You have to know that the mortality rate of single men on missions is twice that of married men. This is what I saw in a magazine." Bayonetta said intentionally or unintentionally, "Facts have proved that the combination of men and women is the best.
A good method, but the premise is..."
"Wear a ring," Salomon agreed. "I think it's a wise saying to go on a mission with a woman wearing the same ring. My dear, can I ask what magazine you read these articles in?"
?"
"Oh, fashion magazines from the 1950s and 1960s. You know, I've been sleeping for five hundred years and haven't had much time for entertainment."
"Did Joan read those magazines too?"
"It always takes time to cram into fashion trends."
"Okay, dear Bayonetta, I think the most useful thing about fashion magazines is the dressing advice. As for the emotional columns, you can ignore them, because you don't know which single men wrote those articles. They don't even have them themselves.
Emotional experience only tells women to stay in the kitchen." Salomon spread his hands helplessly, "Why don't we find time to travel to Europe and relax? After the number of angels has decreased, you rarely go out, and you are bored every day.
It's not a good thing to be at home. I think we can spend some poisonous mushroom juice to hire a Scots Aisason [Note 1] to help us clean the house, and the Cheshire cat can also be taken care of by them, so that we have time to go out and play. Norway
How about it? We can go see the aurora together."
"Joan of Arc is also coming with us?" Bayonetta narrowed her eyes.
"Uh...if you don't mind."
"Of course I don't mind, little one." The witch took out her pistol, "How could I mind?"
The travel plan was temporarily put on hold, because after returning to the apartment, Joan also fired bullets at Salomon because he made Bayonetta worry in vain. Joan planned to resign tomorrow and take Bayonetta to Northern Europe.
After walking around for a few times, as for transportation, there was only Salomon's portal. Joan of Arc said she would remind Salomon to join them during lunch and dinner, and then she kicked the mystic out of the apartment and let him
He will come again tomorrow.
It turns out that two women combined are no more trouble than a man. Salomon shrugged and returned to Karma Taj.
He still has to go to school.
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"Aren't you busy enough with real things, Nick Fury?" Salomon was sitting in the office of the director of SHIELD. He put his legs on the table with great relaxation, "Isn't that big green guy
Isn’t it much more interesting than what happened three hundred years ago?”
"Do you think SHIELD only has these jobs?" Faced with Salomon's disdain, Nick Fury was a little angry, "We have tens of thousands of agents, and the disappearance of a few agents is not enough to occupy all our workload.
.I came to you to settle the matter before you disappeared."
"School of Merlin?" Salomon suddenly realized that he had almost forgotten Balthazar and Dave, and no one among Kama Taj took the initiative to mention them. The Mystic Mage was not sure if it was because of the decrease in sanity.
This caused him to forget about the School of Merlin, but now he doesn't mind listening to what Nick Fury has to say.
School of Merlin? After hearing a new term, Nick Fury remained calm, but secretly remembered it in his heart. "I don't know what those dark wizards you mentioned did, and I can't describe those days in New York City.
All accidents here are attributed to the dark wizard." He said, "You have to file it for me, and I want to know which innocent people were killed by the dark wizard."
"Can't this kind of thing be solved with a phone call? Is it necessary to ask for leave for me and take me out of school?" The Mystic Mage sniffed. The biting cold wind in the Himalayas last night made him feel a little uncomfortable.
It was comfortable. If he hadn't slept with Phoenix's big warm bird, the sudden seasonal changes of three hundred years before and after might have made him catch a cold. "They are not willing to chat with me." Salomon was a little dissatisfied, "Can't I
Let Coulson come to me? I quite like him."
"He and Agent Romanoff performed a mission that only I know about, and after the mission, they both experienced varying degrees of mental confusion." Nick Fury stared at the mystic with one eye, "I want to know the mission.
details."
"This is your purpose, One-Eyed Man." Salomon said, "No, your purpose is... you want to evaluate me, you want to know whether I have any signs of insanity."
The director of S.H.I.E.L.D. stopped talking and just stared at Salomon, because what the mystic said was indeed his purpose. Salomon was far more dangerous than Nick Fury imagined. The two agents were fighting Salomon.
Lomon has suffered from varying degrees of sanity after performing missions together. As the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., after realizing this, he must also be responsible for the safety of other people.
"Colson and Natasha are fine. They can rest for a few days. As for the review work that SHIELD will conduct, it will only make their spirits worse." Salomon suddenly thought of something, "You
No...you're not going to let them reveal my information to others, are you?"
"If I know the details of the mission, their review can be interrupted." Nick Fury blinked, "The bodies of the SHIELD agents who went with them were all mutilated, but the cause of death was from shock, and the remaining one is still unknown.
Whereabouts. I want to know where my agent is, I want to know if I can still find him, and whether he is alive or dead."
"I don't know where the other agents are, but about the details of this mission... no." The Mystic Mage refused, "I don't know what Coulson and Natasha told you, but I can only tell you that those
The thing is related to the invasion of extra dimensions. The consequences of worshiping evil gods are not very good. I have already told Agent Coulson, and he must have told you, although I know you will not believe it."
"But," Salomon put his feet down, leaned forward, and stared into Nick Fury's one eye, "this incident is not understandable to humans. If anyone summons the evil god indiscriminately, I will kill everyone involved."
Kill them all - we are already doing this."
What the mystic is talking about is the work that Kama Taj is currently doing - hunting down an East African cult called the "Blood Tongue Cult". In the past, Kama Taj only thought that this was a person who knew a little bit.
Little Magic, a cult that worships inexplicable evil gods. However, after Salomon obtained some knowledge from Randolph Carter, Kamathaj knew that the evil gods worshiped by this cult were real. After that,
, Casilios and Mordo took away a large number of mystics and launched a hunt for this sect. In addition, there were also mystics who set off from the New York Temple and went to Canada to hunt down a man named "The Wisdom of the Stars"
Order.
These sects are all worshipers of Nyarlathotep. As for other sects that worship other foreign gods, Salomon has not yet discovered them. In addition, Kamathaj also wants to hunt down other sects.
Cult groups, such as those that worship Sithorn, the god of nightmares or black magic, so the current work is not progressing that fast.
Salomon fulfilled his duties very well. He planned to uproot all the cults that worshiped the alien gods on the earth and burn all the magic books that could summon the evil gods. The Supreme Mage and Salomon picked out the books he brought back.
After selecting and deleting all the content related to magic, His Holiness put those books on Kamal Taj’s bookshelf and sealed them with magic. Anyone who wanted to check those books had to go through the Supreme
With the permission of the mage, and to be read under the supervision of the Lord - this knowledge is even more dangerous than Dormammu and the Dark Dimension. Now, except for the Supreme Mage and Salomon, not many people know the contents of these books.
"Okay." Nick Fury didn't insist too much. He seemed to accept Salomon's statement, "Then at least file it for me. I hope you caught that damn dark wizard."
"I hope so too."
[Note 1] British folk monsters will help clean the house.