One hundred and ninetieth chapters sneaking around
The Mystic Mage has been a little irritable lately.
Not only because the Supreme Mage has raised the level of rigor in his swordsmanship training, but also because some family chores have made him very busy. For some unknown reason, Joan of Arc and Bayonetta actually brought the Cheshire Cat with them.
I went to the pet hospital for sterilization surgery. When Salomon came back, I saw the Cheshire cat wearing an Elizabethan ring, sitting on the sofa with its limbs spread out, crying loudly, looking depressed, and even the short hair had changed.
It was a mess - because its balls were gone.
"You don't even know how many female cats it seduced while we were away!" Joan of Arc showed an angry look when faced with Salomon's inquiry, "This little slut! It actually took the cat upstairs.
That family’s little female cat was brought into the living room! Not only that, it also made the bathroom a mess. I don’t want a bunch of kittens in the house in a few months!”
Bayonetta nodded seriously.
"Boya, it is said that pets have a certain degree of similarity with their owners." The witch narrowed her eyes and smiled like a cat made of sugar, "But I don't want you to be such a person."
Salomon stopped casting spells and looked at the gray short-haired cat in his arms in disbelief.
"Meow~"
"You still dare to quibble! If I had known we shouldn't have installed a small door for pets to enter and exit on the door, this fat cat is getting more and more arrogant!" Joan's cheeks turned red with anger, and it looked like she wanted to take a gun right now.
This stupid cat was shot.
"Meow!" the Cheshire Cat yelled as it crawled into Salomon's arms.
"I really can't help you." Salomon raised the fat cat and looked at it seriously and said, "You have to learn from my single-mindedness. When you find a female cat you like one day, I will help you recover.
Maybe I can even help you hold a wedding by then."
"Meow meow~"
But in addition to the trouble caused by the cat, Pegasus, who was left at the headquarters of Karma Taj, also did not stop. The horse became more and more difficult to deal with. It drank two bottles of single malt whiskey given by Salomon in one go.
After that, he completely fell in love with the feeling of drinking. Salomon didn't even know whether he was driving drunk when he rode on Pegasus. The law didn't stipulate how to punish drunk people in transportation! He couldn't do it for this.
Should I consult a lawyer?
This was nothing. Athena found a pair of armor somewhere and asked Salomon to put it on. But when the mystic wore the clanking armor and mounted the horse, Pegasus disliked the armor.
Seeing the small fluff on its back, it insisted that Salomon change his clothes - originally Pegasus's wings greatly affected the riding experience, and it also hated the saddle. Salomon could not clamp the horse's belly at all, and the cavalry
He also uses a lance. Now that this Astral Pegasus has returned to the main material plane after a thousand years, it seems that he wants to experience everything he has never experienced before. In the end, Athena came to Kama Taj as a guest.
Then he scolded Pegasus severely, and the horse stopped.
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"If I wasn't in a depressed mood, I wouldn't come to you, Stark." Salomon sat on the sofa, sipping juice boredly. His training for today has been completed, whether it was magic learning or swordsmanship learning, or even
He had completed the lance training and spear throwing training. After that, he had no energy to participate in other affairs of Kama Taj. Joan of Arc and Bayonetta went shopping again. After thinking about it, he decided
Let's harass Tony Stark - mainly because he wants to learn a skill, which will be very helpful in making golems in the future, and his army will have to be made by himself.
"continue."
"Other planets that are not ruled by extraordinary powers have embarked on a path similar to the current Earth. For example, the Kree Empire has abundant martial virtues, clear social division of labor, aristocratic and plutocratic classes, and social resources are concentrated at the upper levels. But due to the
The supreme wisdom has given the Kree people all knowledge and power equally, so the society is relatively stable and the class solidification is not serious." The mystic's left hand showed the image of the planet Hala of the Kree Empire, and his right hand showed another image.
What a planet looks like.
"There is also Xandar, one of the Kree Empire's fierce enemies. This country also has the super life computer Worldmind that corresponds to the supreme wisdom. The 'nova energy' generated by this super computer supplies Xandar's 'nova army'
'Carry out combat. You can understand these people as the special forces of Xandar, but these guys like to wander around and maintain the peace of the universe - as for what peace is, it is up to them to define it, but they
If they come to Earth, they are seeking death, and I will be happy to chop off their heads."
"Wait, wait, you are still underage, don't talk about cutting off your head..."
"Okay, then petrify them. All in all, human government is meaningless in this universe. This is a world where only loud fists can be heard. It is a world of complete social Darwinism. The quality of life we have now
It’s just because of the development of productive forces, it has nothing to do with who rules, it has nothing to do with the political system, and it has nothing to do with freedom and so-called democracy. Do you think aliens are interested in listening to the dictates of democratically elected politicians?”
"But you are human."
"The Supreme Mage has a big fist, so no one comes to the earth to run wild. I am a lord, and I have a big fist, so others must listen to what I say." The Mystic Mage smiled and said blood-smelling words, "I welcome people.
Come challenge my power, you can try it."
"This is arrogance." Stark felt that the psychological problem of the man in front of him might be more serious than his own.