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Chapter 634 Leisure Day

The purpose of animal courtship behavior is to reproduce. The male red-capped pygmy bird will show a "moonwalk"-like dance to the female, the bowerbird will decorate the nest with fruits, and the throat fan lizard will display a bright throat fan covered with scales on its throat.

Even the Australian peacock will stretch out its long legs to dance; the male dance fly will give a piece of crystal sand as a gift to the female; even if the environment is limited, the penguin will choose smooth and beautiful pebbles. Everything is in

Showing off one's own strengths or using gifts to please females are behaviors that many other animals do, and their underlying logic is not fundamentally different from the love between men and women in modern human society.

In the most distant past, hunting was the best way to express male muscle and intelligence. Only the strongest and smartest men could come back from the dark forest. I don’t know how many men looked at those who stared at their homes with joy.

The hairy boy of the beautiful daughter said: Oh! Dear John, if you want to win my daughter's heart, then go and bring back the most terrifying wild wolf fur! There can't be any scratches on the fur, it's the best thing to do.

Good leather! No lice or fleas, no nuts hidden by squirrels, those fat, lazy people who have forgotten where they hid their property.

You must remember this, otherwise I will marry her to the miller as my wife!

Then one idiot after another died in the forest under the expectant eyes of the girl, or was hanged by the lord.

The difference between the past and modern times, between lower creatures and humans in this regard is only reflected in gifts and display methods. After so many years of evolution, humans still follow the behavioral logic in their genes, and even Salomon is no exception. In

In the eyes of the mystic who received both classical education and modernity, stockings, perfume, gold and animal skins are the best gifts. He plans to get a fur shawl for Bayonetta. A woman like her should have one that can be worn with a black evening gown.

The luxurious shawl of the dress, and the bearskin were darker than the night and smoother than satin. Athena told him that no matter in the past or now, beautiful furs are always things that can drive women crazy, and Salomon believed it deeply.

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In order to obtain the perfect bear hide, Salomon must go hunting in Avalon himself.

This gift would be his birthday present to Bayonetta in a few months.

"You have it too, I promise, I will bring you some white mink skins." Salomon promised to Stephanie, "Does it sound like a qualified little lord of the knight's territory, my dear miller's daughter?

?Now it’s time to give me the next document?”

"A message from His Holiness." The little secretary rolled her eyes and threw back the mobile phone that the mystic mage had thrown aside. She knew many secrets that ordinary people could not know in this life, and the existence of Kama Taj was one of them.

"Probably it's about the snacks in the refrigerator." Stephanie shrugged. "Next time, you don't need to go to the convenience store for such a small thing. It only requires a list. Anyone can do it. You just need to put those things

Just send it to Kama Taj. I'm serious, my lord, you always go to Clinton District to beat people up in that place where shootings happen from time to time. It's such a waste of time."

"You should know that Manhattan belongs to Karma Taj, right? I have the original land deed, and now I am the owner of that land deed. There is no place in Manhattan that I can't go to." [Note 1]

"No one recognizes that title deed, my lord."

"I don't care! I'll kill anyone who doesn't admit it!" Facing Salomon who was about to throw a tantrum, Stephanie even pressed the play button on the voicemail. After listening to the message, Salomon couldn't help but roll his eyes several times.

I originally thought that His Holiness would talk to him. Serious topics include urging marriage (with women other than witches), mind gems, quarter reality gems, alchemy, sacrifice, justice and reason. There are also less serious topics.

Urgent marriage (with witches), snacks, dinners, and drinking. Somewhere between serious and non-serious are training apprentices, beating people, and reading.

But he didn't expect that His Holiness would actually ask him to interrogate a woman who was not in her right mind.

The cause of this incident was that the deacons of the New York Temple captured a mad woman who called herself "The Eye of Calamity". [Note 2] This woman did not know any spells, and her only way to cast spells was to pray to magical entities. For example

: "Unknown Lord of all witchcraft, I call upon you to destroy that tire.", or make meaningless and ridiculous sounds such as "bibibo".

As we all know, there are many lesser-known magical entities in the outer dimensions. Although they are not as powerful as the real gods such as Weishan Emperor, they are a good choice for some spellcasters who cannot sign contracts with powerful magical entities. Generally speaking,

Those relatively weak magical entities will also take the initiative to develop their own groups of spellcasters. The most common way is that someone with some potential has a dream and learns magic when he wakes up. But because of the real talent,

People have long been picked up by powerful magical entities. People who receive such dreams are often potential spellcasters with poor talents. In addition, the methods of instilling knowledge are simple and crude, which often leads to mental problems for those unlucky ones.

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The deacons caught her because she was instilling anti-human discrimination ideas into a stone, and they caught her before the police arrived. Salomon highly suspected that His Holiness did it to let him have a good rest.

Leave this task to him, because there is no funnier joke in the world than a crazy country spellcaster. Maybe Karma Taj will also pay to go to [Daluona Tailor Shop] to customize a uniform for her, after all, this crazy person

Women's destructive ability is very limited. While the Lord is still there, it is impossible for those relatively weak magical entities to descend to the main material plane.

Go chat and have a drink, this is the mission His Holiness gave Salomon.

"Are you really not going to be on Jimmy's Show with us, Salomon?" Tony Stark said. "Everyone except Romanoff and Banner are going to be on the late night talk show, even Rogers."

The same goes for that old guy. He plans to build a relationship with ordinary people, so we will appear together... Okay, okay, I admit, I came to you because I couldn't invite Sol. Brother Maximov

Also invited, Vision is also coming. Do you know what joke Clint has prepared - super small exploding arrows and padlocks! I'm sure it's funny! You should prepare a joke for yourself too, young man, don't

Worry, I will pay someone to help polish it."

"No..." Salomon was a little annoyed and tried to hang up the phone.

"I hate this old-school style the most. Do you still care about our quarrel on the aircraft carrier?" Stark muttered a few times, "Both the captain and I don't care. The Avengers series of pillows launched by Stark Group

He appeased him. We just have a conflict of ideas. You want to be an outsider, but you also want to help others... To be honest, no one will blame you, we can all understand you. After all, the magical world cannot interfere with the real world. You want to hide it

How long has your identity reached? Do you still think that after Sokovia there will be people who can’t help but see your magic? Stop making trouble, you should have stood up long ago and let them like you! I guarantee you will gain a lot

fan!"

"No!" The mystic hung up the phone without hesitation, and then added Tony Stark's number to the blacklist.

"Stephanie, connect me to Agent Victoria Hand's communication. I want to know how her mission has been completed!"

[Note 1] From "Black Cat" #2

[Note 2] From "The Incredible Gwen" #2


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