Chapter 163: The Monk Eating Meat Xiao Feng Smash His Face From Mission: Impossible Mantis
Chapter 163: Monk eats meat, Xiao Feng gets his face smashed, Mission: Impossible mantis stalks cicada (please vote for me)
What will be the outcome of Xiao Feng's departure?
[South China Sea Crocodile God Yue Laosan: He will definitely be stabbed to death by Duan Zhengchun! 】
[The extremely vicious Yun Zhonghe: He will definitely be stabbed to death by Ruan Xingzhu’s sword!]
[Cheng Shifei: I feel like I will be beaten up by the sad Ruan Xingzhu! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: I’m sure I won’t see anyone. Duan Zhengchun and Ruan Xingzhu have most likely escaped!]
[Guo Jing: A'Zhu was mistakenly killed by Master Xiao. How could they escape directly after knowing that A'Zhu was his daughter? Besides, Master Xiao didn't want to kill them! 】
[Huang Rong of Peach Blossom Island: Azi even misunderstood that Xiao Feng wanted to kill her. She was already naughty. If she went back and made her jealous, Xiao Feng would definitely come to kill them. With Duan Zhengchun's character, how could he avenge his daughter?
Running away with a woman overnight!]
[Zhao Min, Princess Shao Min: Nine times out of ten, you will choose D for this question. It feels like you are giving away points!]
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Live broadcast room.
"What will happen if Master Xiao goes to Xiaojing Lake?"
Xu Zhu scratched his head and started thinking with his low IQ:
"Xiao Daxia accidentally killed Miss A'Zhu. He regretted it deeply and was in agony. How could Prince Duan and Mrs. Ruan kill her again?"
Xu Zhu eliminated the two options A and B.
"Xiao Daxia was beaten violently by Mrs. Ruan...no one was seen..."
"Prince Duan and Mrs. Ruan knew that A'Zhu was their daughter and was accidentally killed by Master Xiao. How could they leave? That would be too heartless!"
"They definitely won't leave!"
"Mrs. Ruan was heartbroken when she saw that her daughter was accidentally killed. It is reasonable to beat Daxia Xiao to vent her anger."
Xu Zhu thought about his own ideas for a long time, and finally chose option C when the answering time was almost over.
Jiang Feng and others had all finished their answers long ago.
The answers are surprisingly consistent.
They all chose D.
[Azi from Xingxiu Sect: Haha, this little monk is so stupid. He answered such a simple question wrong. I really don’t know how he is alive until now! 】
[Zhao Qiansun: Young monk Xu Zhu obviously grew up in Shaolin. He has never been down the mountain and is unaware of the dangers of the world. Do you think he is a member of the Xingxiu sect like you, who is engaged in intrigues and intrigues? 】
[Xingxiu Sect’s Star Picking: Such a stupid little monk will die if he leaves the Shaolin Temple!]
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: But Duan Zhengchun didn’t even dare to take a look at his daughter’s death and just ran away, which is a bit too ruthless!]
[Guo Jing: Could it be that Prince Duan actually didn’t run away, so choose C for this question? 】
[Shi Zhongyu: Here comes another honest man, everyone, hurry up and bully him! 】
…
Live broadcast room.
"Ah, did I answer it wrong?"
Looking at the barrage of voices mocking him, Xu Zhu scratched his head in embarrassment, feeling a little embarrassed.
[Answer time ends]
[Correct answer: Choose D]
The answer will be announced in the live broadcast room and it will be finalized.
I saw the screen change.
Xiao Feng carried A'Zhu back to Xiaojing Lake, only to see that there was no one here. Duan Zhengchun and others had already left the building.
Walking to the backyard, Xiao Feng saw a flower hoe placed in the corner and thought to himself: "I will stay here with A'Zhu forever, right?"
He still held A'Zhu in his left hand, reluctant to let go of her for a moment. He picked up the flower hoe with his right hand, walked to the square bamboo forest, dug a hole, and then dug another hole. The two pits were side by side.
[Little boy Yang Guo: Damn it! Daxia Xiao is really going to sacrifice his love for Miss A’Zhu! 】
[Shi Zhongyu: Digging a hole for yourself is feasible! 】
[Guo Jing: Master Xiao will not really bury himself, right? 】
Everyone widened their eyes and watched the live broadcast closely.
I saw that Xiao Feng was preparing to erect a monument for himself and A'Zhu to prevent Duan Zhengchun and others from digging up the graves when they came back without knowing why.
He walked to the west wing and saw paper, ink, pen and inkstone on the table.
He placed A'Zhu across his knees, ground the ink, picked up his pen, and wrote on a piece of bamboo: "The tomb of Xiao Feng, the reckless Khitan man."
Picking up another piece of bamboo, Xiao Feng pondered in his heart: "What should I write? 'The Tomb of Mrs. Duan of the Xiao Family'? Although she and I had an engagement, we were not married, and she was still a pure and pure girl until her death."
To be 'Madam', don't you want to blaspheme her?"
Xiao Feng couldn't make a choice for a moment. He raised his head and thought for a while. Wherever he looked, he saw a banner hanging on the wall:
"I can't sing when I'm drunk, but I cover the incense with my delicate hands."
"Cuddle up against flowers and candles, secretly conveying deep meaning, and thoughts of wine flow into the waves."
"Looking at Zhu Chengbi, her heart is confused, her pulse is twitching, and she is holding back two moths."
"When we meet, we are far apart. Spring is over, but what do we know?"
Xiao Feng didn't read much, but he still knew the characters in this poem, so he could tell it was a romantic poem.
There are two lines below:
"The book boy travels to the bamboo girl to fill the wall. Star eyes and bamboo waist accompany him,"
"I don't know how long the world has passed. Duan Er of Dali got drunk and painted like crazy."
Xiao Feng murmured: "He is quite happy. Staring eyes and bamboo waist are by his side, no one knows how long the world has passed... This is what Duan Zhengchun wrote to his lover Ruan Xingzhu, which is about the romantic affairs of A'Zhu's father and mother..."
This is where the scene freezes.
[Cheng Shifei: I didn’t expect that Prince Duan was a good pick-up artist and could even write lyrics!]
[Little boy Yang Guo: The poetry of the Song Dynasty is the most developed. Duan Zhengchun, as a member of the Dali royal family, is not a pure martial artist. It is normal for him to write some romantic lyrics. Presumably this is also a way for him to pick up girls! 】
[Amorous Young Master Hou Xibai: With his starry eyes and bamboo waist by his side, no one knows how long the world has passed. Prince Duan is quite romantic and happy, but he completely ignores Ruan Xingzhu and others who got pregnant out of wedlock, and doesn't care about illegitimate daughters such as A'Zhu, A'Zi, Mu Wanqing, etc. What a scumbag!
】
[Zhong Ling from the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations: Scumbag!]
[Mu Wanqing: Scumbag! 】
[Xingxiu Sect Azi: scum!]
…
Duan Zhengchun was criticized verbally and writtenly again.
"Scum!"
Duan Zhengchun, who was lying in Dao Baifeng's arms and watching the live broadcast with dog eyes, felt a pain in his ears, but Dao Baifeng twisted his ears and lifted him up.
"Ah ah... Phoenix... be gentle, it hurts, it hurts..."
Duan Zhengchun shouted and bared his teeth.
Dao Baifeng was in a good mood when he saw this, and he ravaged Duan Zhengchun who turned into a dog when he had nothing to do. It was quite interesting.
And Duan Zhengchun is also a mangy dog.
No matter how hard I try, I can't drive him away.
Otherwise, he would not have the chance to lie in Dao Baifeng's arms.
[This time, Xu Zhu answered the question incorrectly]
[Start drawing random punishments]
"I wonder what punishment I will get?"
Xu Zhu felt uneasy in his heart.
Wu Xingyun, Li QiuShui and Long Xiaoyun all looked at Xu Zhu curiously.
[The random punishments drawn by Xu Zhu are as follows]
[A bowl of delicious chicken soup with meat]
A ray of light fell, and a bowl of fragrant chicken soup appeared in front of Xu Zhu, with two large chicken legs added to it.
"Ah, no!"
Xu Zhu's expression changed drastically, like a teenage girl who was panicked and frightened when she saw a group of muscular men approaching with a ferocious smile.
"Chiliu!"
But the next moment, Xu Zhu uncontrollably grabbed a chicken leg and started to chew it, taking a big mouthful of chicken soup from time to time.
[Little boy Yang Guo: Monk Xu Zhu eats so deliciously, it makes me feel greedy! 】
[Xingxiu Pai Azi: I dare to say that the expression on Monk Xu Zhu’s face is absolutely true. This chicken soup and chicken must be delicious! 】
[Dali Prince Duan Yu: Why didn’t I get this kind of punishment? 】
[Shi Zhongyu: Let the monk eat meat and he will play! 】
…
The scene of Xu Zhu eating meat and chicken soup made everyone jealous.
"Ah, yuck!"
"Amitabha!"
"Guilty, sinful!"
After Xu Zhu finished eating the chicken and drinking the chicken soup, his control was released. He wanted to vomit, but he couldn't vomit out at all, with a dead dad expression on his face.
"And this kind of punishment!"
Jiang Feng was also a little surprised. He didn't know whether to say Xu Zhu was lucky or not.
It should be considered lucky.
After all, the punishment of eating meat and drinking soup cannot be overstated as a reward.
"It's true that stupid people are lucky!"
Wu Xingyun's beautiful eyes glanced at Xu Zhu: "Little monk, how are you? Does the chicken soup taste good?"
"Amitabha, sin, sin, sin!"
Xu Zhu kept repenting and felt guilty.
"It's boring!"
Wu Xingyun curled his lips.
[In this question, Long Xiaoyun, Li Qiushui, Wu Xingyun and Jiang Feng answered correctly.]
[Please choose the random reward method]
Everyone chose to draw by themselves.
"I wonder what I can draw?"
Long Xiaoyun was full of expectations.
Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui are similar.
One wants to grow up.
One wants to restore his appearance.
[Start drawing random rewards]
[The random rewards drawn by Long Xiaoyun are as follows]
[Thousand Fantasy Masks: Thousands of people have thousands of faces. Wearing it, you can better disguise yourself. Mom no longer has to worry about me being seen through! 】
A ray of light fell, and a pair of exquisite human skin masks appeared in Long Xiaoyun's hand, but the expectant expression on his face instantly froze.
This mask can't be said to be bad, but it always feels like it's mocking him.
There's just no evidence.
[The random rewards Li Qiushui drew are as follows]
[A Zhuyan Pill: The most beautiful thing in the world cannot be retained, and the beautiful beauty will be like a flower in the mirror or a tree. The Zhuyan Pill will keep you young forever, and your appearance will never grow old. A man will remain a boy until he dies, and a woman will remain beautiful even when she grows old. You deserve it
have.】
A ray of light fell, and Li Qiu had a Beauty Pill in his hand.
"Hahaha, not bad!"
Li Qiushui was overjoyed, no woman could resist the temptation of Zhu Yan Dan.
"You're an ugly monster. Even with the Beauty Pill, you're still an ugly monster!" Wu Xingyun mocked mercilessly.
"Sister, you are so jealous!"
Li Qiushui raised the Zhuyan Pill in his hand with a proud look on his face.
[The random rewards drawn by Wu Xingyun are as follows]
[Increase life span by twenty years.]
When a ray of light fell, Wu Xingyun felt warm all over, as if she was twenty years younger, but she originally had the appearance of a six-year-old girl.
So the appearance remains unchanged.
"You turned into a pile of withered bones, but I'm still young, and it's useless even if you have the Beauty Pill." Wu Xingyun said happily.
"Senior sister, even if you live twenty more years, you will still be a dwarf who has not grown up." Li Qiushui struck mercilessly.
"Sisters love and kill each other, but they seem to be lucky and have a good start. I wonder what I can draw?"
Jiang Feng felt that everyone was very lucky, including Xu Zhu who was punished.
His luck should not be bad.
[Jiang Feng drew random rewards as follows]
[Big White Bear Doll: Soft and silky, the ultimate enjoyment, you deserve it! 】
A ray of light fell, and Jiang Feng had a big white bear doll in his arms.
It's of no use.
The material is very good and it is very comfortable to hold in your arms. It can be used as a pillow, which is a favorite of little girls.
"Oh, as expected, some people are lucky and some are unlucky!"
Jiang Feng sighed in his heart and threw the big white bear doll into the space ring. He could give it to Pei Nanwei when he returned.
[Shi Zhongyu: Jiang Feng's good luck has run out. Originally, Long Xiaoyun drew a Thousand Illusion Mask, which was already considered rubbish, but when it didn't work out, he turned out to be even more rubbish and drew a teddy bear! ]
[Qixingtang Murong Qiudi: What happened to the teddy bear? The teddy bear is so beautiful, but it is not useless! 】
[The extremely evil Yun Zhonghe: The concubine is very lucky. She got the Zhuyan Pill as soon as she came. This is God’s blessing!]
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: Yun Zhonghe, you have changed your gender. I used to want to rush at beautiful women when I saw them, but now you are kneeling down and licking her! 】
[Iron Sword Gate Tamako Mako: After all, he is his immediate boss, so there is no shame in begging for food!]
…
Amid the heated discussion among everyone, a new question began again.
[The first question is over and the live broadcast continues.]
[All lucky viewers please watch carefully and prepare to answer questions. 】
As the sound from the live broadcast room sounded, Jiang Feng, Wu Xingyun and others took their places.
on the big screen.
The screen changes.
Xiao Feng wrote the four characters "A'Zhu's Tomb" on A'Zhu's wooden sign.
But just as he stood up with A'Zhu in his arms and saw the words on the banner with his peripheral vision, he suddenly shouted:
"No, no! This is not right!"
Xiao Feng came to the banner, looked carefully, and found that Duan Zhengchun's calligraphy was completely different from that of the leading brother.
Although he has no education, he cannot read handwriting.
But the handwriting of Duan Zhengchun and the leading brother are completely different, and anyone can recognize them.
The Zhengchun characters in the upper section of this banner are beautiful, round, and neatly spaced.
But the handwriting of the leading brother on the letter was crooked and skinny, and one could tell at a glance that it was written by a martial artist.
The difference between the two is so great that anyone can see it.
Xiao Feng stared at the words on the banner, and the more he thought about it, the more doubtful he became: "Could it be that what Mrs. Ma said was a lie? That's not possible. She and Duan Zhengchun have never known each other. One is in the north, the other is in the south, and the other is the widow of a rough man.
, one is a prince and a noble person, how can he have any grudges and deliberately fabricate lies to deceive me."
At this time.
Xiao Feng heard two people approaching and thought it was Ruan Xingzhu Azi.
But when I heard the other party talking, it was not Ruan Xingzhu, but a mother and daughter who came to kill Ruan Xingzhu.
This mother and daughter are none other than Duan Zhengchun's lovers Qin Hongmian and Mu Wanqing.
When the two saw Xiao Feng, they thought he was Ruan Xingzhu's helper, and immediately attacked Xiao Feng. However, they were no match for Xiao Feng, and their acupoints were tapped in a few strokes.
Follow closely.
Ruan Xingzhu is also back.
She lit the light and was startled when she found Xiao Feng, Qin Hongmian and Mu Wanqing in the room.
Then he hugged A'Zhu's body and started crying, and at the same time asked Xiao Feng why he wanted to interfere with Duan Zhengchun's love affair.
Only then did Xiao Feng realize that Duan Zhengchun's regrettable mistake was to give up A'Zhu and A'Zi to others for adoption.
He even asked: "Duan Zhengchun said yesterday: 'It's so pity that today I can see again... a child who lost his parents back then.' He said that he wanted to see this child who lost his parents today again.
When you talk about Azi, you don’t mean… you don’t mean about me?”
Ruan Xingzhu said angrily: "Why is he talking about you? Are you his child who abandoned his wife? You... what are you talking about? How could I give birth to a beast like you?"
She hated Xiao Feng very much, but she was also afraid of his martial arts skills, so she didn't dare to do anything and just scolded him.
[Cheng Shifei: Damn it! This conversation is really awesome! 】
[Shi Zhongyu: But to be honest, I don’t mind if Ruan Xingzhu becomes my mother, as long as she feeds me! 】
[Shi Qing, Black and White Swords: Evil! See if I don’t beat you to death!]
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: Boy, that’s right, you have a future. Why don’t you come and worship the ancestor as your teacher, and then I’ll snatch Ruan Xingzhu and be your nanny! 】
[Jinghu Xiaozhu Ruan Xingzhu: Shameless!]
…
"The traitor!"
"This traitor!"
Shi Qing was so angry that he could not find Shi Zhongyu.
Min Rou was also livid, Shi Zhongyu really went too far this time.
She couldn't even say anything to protect her.
She sighed inwardly and continued to watch the live broadcast room.
in the screen.
Xiao Feng said: "Then I ask him, why is it that to this day, he continues to do bad things one after another, but he himself admits that his behavior is inappropriate and his morality is lacking?"
A faint blush appeared on Ruan Xingzhu's tear-filled cheeks, and he said: "He is romantic by nature and has always been like this. He wanted one woman, then a second, a third, a fourth, one after another, and...
Xiao Feng suddenly realized that his previous question and answer with Duan Zhengchun was completely wrong.
He slapped himself with his own hands, so hard that his cheeks swelled up in a moment.
His cheeks were swollen and broken, and his face and hands were covered with blood. The blood continued to spatter, splattering on the walls, tables, chairs... there were dots of blood.
Even A'Zhu's body and the banner hanging on the wall were splashed with bits and pieces of dark red.
Xiao Feng stopped as Ah Zi ran towards him.
He confirmed that Duan Zhengchun was not the leading brother.
He wants to find out the truth.
Arjuna's unjust death cannot be allowed to be in vain.
Ruan Xingzhu recognized Qin Hongmian and chatted with Qin Hongmian for a while. They were enemies and soon became sisters.
Xiao Feng didn't want to hear what they said about their romance, so he held A'Zhu alone and buried him.
Back behind the house.
Ruan Xingzhu asked Xiao Feng to help Qin Hongmian and the others unlock their acupuncture points. After Xiao Feng unlocked the acupuncture points, he wanted to confirm a few things with Duan Zhengchun.
But Ruan Xingzhu insisted and refused to say anything.
Xiao Feng couldn't force it, so he had to promise A'Zhu to take care of A'Zi, so that they could come to him if they had anything to do.
Ruan Xingzhu was overjoyed. It was a good thing that Ah Zi had such a capable backer, and he quickly asked Ah Zi to thank him.
His title also changed from Gang Leader Qiao to Brother Qiao.
[Cheng Shifei: I have to say that Ruan Xingzhu speaks very well. He soon referred to his enemies as sisters. No wonder Duan Zhengchun likes to run to her! 】
[Shi Zhongyu: Duan Zhengchun likes to go to her not just because she speaks nicely, but because she has a clever mouth and a lotus tongue! 】
[Xingxiu Sect Azi: Pure, I don’t understand what you are talking about!]
[Jinghu Xiaozhu Ruan Xingzhu: Azi, you have learned bad things from following these shameless lewd thieves!]
[Shi Zhongyu: Mrs. Ruan, Azi has been a little devil for a long time, how can she learn from us!]
…
"These shameless thieves!"
Ruan Xingzhu of Jinghu Xiaozhu was so angry that his pretty face turned red. Although he was angry, he was also a little happy.
after all.
A woman's greatest sorrow is not that others covet her beauty and tease her, but that a woman has no beauty at all for men to covet.
Although a young man like Shi Zhongyu said some naughty words to tease her during the live broadcast, it was enough to illustrate her charm.
She raised her head and looked at the live broadcast.
in the screen.
Xiao Feng did not leave after leaving, but hid in a big tree, preparing to secretly follow Ruan Xingzhu to find Duan Zhengchun.
After Qin Hongmian and Mu Wanqing left, they also hid aside.
They also want to wait and see.
Wait until evening.
Duan Zhengchun did not come back, but his subordinate Zhu Danchen came back and told Ruan Xingzhu that Duan Zhengchun had something to do temporarily and found the traces of Murong Fu. He wanted to find Murong Fu but there was a big problem and he would not come back.
Ruan Xingzhu knew that Duan Zhengchun was afraid that he would find another woman again, so he ordered Ah Zi, who was better at Qinggong than her, to follow Zhu Danchen secretly and leave marks for her along the way.
Ruan Xingzhu followed the marks left by Ah Zi.
Qin Hongmian and Mu Wanqing followed closely behind.
After Xiao Feng remembered A'Zhu for a while, he also followed him.
This scene.
It was an eye-opener for everyone in Jiuzhou Continent, and a mission-impossible mission was actually staged, with the mantis stalking the cicada and the oriole behind.
The picture freezes.
[Second question, what did Duan Zhengchun do? 】
[A, Go to Mantuo Villa to meet Li Qingluo and rekindle old feelings.]
[B, go find Kang Min for a tryst, rekindle old feelings, and be romantic and happy. 】
[C, go to Kang Min for revenge and ask why Xiao Feng was allowed to kill him.]
[D, Go to the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations to meet Gan Baobao, relive old feelings, and have fun. 】
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