Chapter 182 The Seven Apertures and the Exquisite Heart Magic Piano, Xiao Feng commits suicide (please vote for me)
[The random punishments drawn by Xu Zhu are as follows]
[Exploded hormones: As the old saying goes, "People are like iron rice or steel. If you don't eat for one meal, you will be hungry." The hormones that explode will take sex as a meal. If you don't eat for one meal, you will be starved. If you don't eat for one month, you will be seriously ill! 】
"???"
Xu Zhu scratched his head, his low IQ didn't understand what this meant.
A ray of light fell.
Xu Zhu felt that his body had undergone inexplicable changes, and he suddenly felt an inexplicable restlessness in his heart.
Desire for women.
Although he had fantasized about women before.
But he has never left the Shaolin Temple and has never seen a woman.
After the live broadcast appears.
He just saw a woman for the first time on a live broadcast.
After entering the live broadcast room, Li Qiushui and Wu Xingyun were the women he saw in a real sense.
But it was fine before.
Although Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui are beautiful.
But he didn't dare to think too much.
now.
There was a strong and inexplicable desire to get closer to the other person in his heart.
"Little monk, seeing as you are like this, you can go back to secular life and get married after the live broadcast." Li Qiu Shui saw Xu Zhu's gaze and smiled and teased.
But her words were not purely teasing.
Xu Zhu doesn't want to become terminally ill or become a prostitute.
There are only two ways.
One is to get a wife
One is to go to a brothel alone every day to help those poor girls.
"Ah, it can't be done, it can't be done. The young monk is a monk, how can he marry a wife!"
Xu Zhu was startled and said quickly.
[Cheng Shifei: Hahaha, this little monk is so silly and cute. After suffering from hunger and bursting hormones from not eating, he still wants to be a monk? 】
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: Little monk, this punishment of yours is nothing. Come and worship the ancestor as your teacher. The ancestor will lead you to drink, eat meat and play with beauties every day! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Shameless!]
[Shi Zhongyu: This punishment is awesome. It forces this stupid bald donkey to return to secular life!]
[Iron Sword Gate Tamako Mako: I suddenly realized that I had been punished by this! 】
[Walking Alone Tian Boguang: That’s it! It’s not my intention to pick flowers, everyone is a victim! 】
[Murong Xian: You shameless lechers are so thick-skinned! 】
【Tian Boguang, traveling alone for thousands of miles: How can he pick flowers if he is not thick-skinned? 】
…
"Exploding hormones?"
Ye Erniang, who was rushing to Shaolin, had a thought in her heart: "My son is stupid, it seems that he has to rely on me to arrange a marriage for him and find him a beautiful and virtuous wife!"
Ye Erniang thought about it in her heart.
This matter cannot be delayed.
One month to become terminally ill was the deadline, but she definitely couldn't let her precious son suffer. The sooner the better.
Otherwise, I would have to take my son to a brothel.
Fortunately, the most indispensable thing in this world is brothels.
Xu Zhu's punishment is not a big problem.
At least in Ye Erniang's opinion, the punishment was much lighter than the previous punishment of breaking an arm.
Besides, she doesn't want her son to become a monk.
Even though he is the abbot of Shaolin.
"This punishment is also weird. I wonder what I will get?"
Long Xiaoyun glanced at Xu Zhu, who was a little confused and still didn't react, feeling a little uneasy in his heart.
If possible.
Just give him a burst of hormones.
It is not difficult for him to play with women every day.
[The random punishments drawn by Long Xiaoyun are as follows]
[Black-hearted brother: You have a heart so black and purple that you specialize in cheating brothers. The harder you cheat, the more comfortable you feel. If you can't cheat your brothers, you will feel uncomfortable all over. If you don't cheat in a day, you will feel like sitting on pins and needles. If you don't cheat in a month, you will be pierced by ten thousand swords.
Heart.】
"grass!"
Long Xiaoyun's face turned green. Wasn't it clear that he was going to be tortured?
If there is no exposure.
He still has the confidence to trick his brothers everywhere.
You don't need real brothers anyway.
As long as he makes friends everywhere and then cheats them, he can still do it.
But now he has been exposed.
Everyone knows that he cheats on his brothers.
Who dares to get close to him?
Who would believe his lies?
He's so stupid!
"Is this God's punishment for robbing my brother's fiancée and ancestral property?" Long Xiaoyun looked desperate, although this punishment should not lead to death.
But the pain of ten thousand swords piercing the heart...
hiss!
"Boy, actually you don't have to worry so much!"
Wu Xingyun suddenly spoke, Long Xiaoyun was refreshed, and he quickly raised his hands and asked:
"Is it possible that Child Elder has a solution? Please give me some advice. I'd be very grateful!"
"You can count on your ability to survive even one day!"
Wu Xingyun sneered: "Is the punishment still useful to you?"
Long Xiaoyun: "..."
Have you ever hit anyone like this?
If I couldn't fuck you, I would really love to kill you!
"Hmph, Tong Lao will wait and see whether I can survive another day!"
Long Xiaoyun's face turned pale and he ignored Wu Xingyun.
[In this question, Li Qiushui, Wu Xingyun, and Jiang Feng answered correctly.]
[Please choose the random reward method]
The three of them chose to draw by themselves.
Long Xiaoyun also looked at Jiang Feng and the others, curious about what they would draw this time.
[Start drawing random rewards]
[The random rewards Li Qiushui drew are as follows]
[Jiuyin Zhenjing: Huang Shang, a strange man from a generation, read thousands of Taoist canons and understood the essence of martial arts. It is all-encompassing. Among them, the Yijin Tonggu Chapter can even improve the practitioner's root and bone constitution. 】
A ray of light fell and disappeared into Li Qiushui's mind.
The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency when there is excess, so the imaginary overcomes the reality, and the deficiency overcomes the excess. Its meaning is profound, its reasoning is profound, and its interest is profound. The symbols of heaven and earth, the sequence of yin and yang, the expression of change, and the signs of death and life.
chapter……
Beidou Dafa, the Tendon-Easing Bone Strengthening Chapter, the Healing Chapter, the acupuncture point chapter, the secret of acupoint relief, the muscle-shrinking and bone-shrinking method, the soul-moving method, the Destroying Divine Claw, the Nine-Yin White Bone Claw...
"good."
Li Qiushui praised in his heart.
The Nine Yin Manual is not a peerless magical power that will shock the world and make ghosts and gods weep, but it is all-encompassing and very comprehensive.
Among them, the Yi Jin Tong Bone Medal, which can improve the physique of the root bones, is the most valued by Li Qiu Shui. Even a small improvement in the physique of the root bones will have a great effect on her.
[Duan Yanqing, full of evil deeds: I heard that the Wujue Huashan sword debate was to compete for the Nine Yin Manual. In the end, the supernatural king Chongyang was superior and won this scripture! 】
[Cheng Shifei: So awesome? Can many great masters compete for it? Is this Huang Shang a master of heaven? 】
[Hong Qigong of the Beggar Clan: I guess so. Even if not, Huang Shang is still an amazing and talented person of his generation!]
[Iron God Hou Zhu Wuwu: The Shaolin Yi Jin Jing also has the effect of improving the root and bone constitution. It was created by Bodhidharma. The Yi Jin Jing in the Jiu Yin Sutra also has similar effects, even if it is not as good as the Yi Jin Jing, it is very good.
Awesome!]
[Shi Zhongyu: The concubine drew the Nine Yin Manual, and she had Zhang Wudao card before. Her strength will definitely increase greatly when she returns this time, and she may be able to reach the peak of Grand Master!]
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: The pinnacle of the great master! Envious and jealous! Drooling.jpg.]
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: Are you sure you are envious of your cultivation, not your concubine’s body? 】
[Iron Sword Gate Tamako Mako: I’m still a child!]
…
"Congratulations, junior sister!"
Wu Xingyun smiled, looking forward to his reward in his heart.
[The random rewards drawn by Wu Xingyun are as follows.]
[Qiqiao Exquisite Heart: With a special physique, you can practice a thousand miles with each passing day, understand the skills, get twice the result with half the effort, and have endless wonderful uses.]
[Jiang Feng drew random rewards as follows.]
[Tian Mo Qin (Supernatural Magical Weapon): Comes with the Eight Sounds of Heavenly Dragon, which can attack the enemy with sound waves. 】
Two lights fell.
Wu Xingyun's chest bloomed with bright golden light, his heart transformed, and then led to the transformation of his entire body.
Jiang Feng had an extra guqin in his hand.
Tianmoqin.
At the same time, the information of Tianlong Bayin also appeared in his mind, allowing him to directly reach the entry level.
"This piano is really good!"
Jiang Feng looked at the Tianmo Qin for a few times, and then looked at Wu Xingyun.
Wu Xingyun's cultivation level has not improved, but his temperament has changed.
"Congratulations to Child Elder, you have the Exquisite Heart with Seven Apertures, your physique has skyrocketed, and the gods are in sight!"
Jiang Feng smiled.
If Wu Xingyun was only 50% sure of being promoted to heaven before, he is at least 90% sure after getting the Exquisite Heart with Seven Apertures.
"Haha, congratulations to Mr. Jiang for getting another extraordinary weapon!"
Wu Xingyun was in a good mood.
With the acquisition of the Seven Apertures Exquisite Heart, she felt that her entire life essence had improved, and her vitality had more than doubled.
She could feel that the middle finger of her right hand would soon grow with the blessing of the aura of the perfect body and the exquisite heart of Qiqiao.
"Congratulations, senior sister!"
Li Qiushui was filled with admiration at this moment.
Originally she thought the Nine Yin Manual was very fragrant.
But when I saw Wu Xingyun's seven-orificed exquisite heart, I suddenly felt like a lemon.
Even if she cultivated the Yi Jin Duo Bone Medal to a perfect state, she would not be able to improve her physique to a level comparable to Wu Xingyun's Seven Orifices Exquisite Heart.
really.
There is no harm without comparison.
"I feel like grandma has become beautiful again!"
Xu Zhu scratched his head and said.
"You little monk, you have really become dishonest!"
Wu Xingyun glanced at Xu Zhu, smiled and cursed.
"I……"
Xu Zhu looked embarrassed and felt embarrassed in his heart. He didn't expect that he would say such a thing.
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: The honest monk is not honest, and now even the little monk Xu Zhu is not honest! 】
[Shi Zhongyu: This little bald donkey is not honest to begin with. Seeing him facing Meng Gu in the dark ice cellar, he didn’t even have the strength to resist. He broke through his defense with just a few words. 】
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: Food and sex are also natural! Shaolin monks are not close to beauty. This is annihilating human nature. But how can human nature be exterminated so easily? That’s why there are many temples harboring filth and evil, imprisoning beautiful women for sexual pleasure, and the abbot is outside.
Looking for a lover, etc.】
[Tekkenmen Yuzhenzi: The truth! So those monks are hypocritical! 】
[Shaolin Xuanji: How presumptuous! You shameless lechers, Shaolin’s reputation cannot be slandered. Don’t think that you can be lawless if you don’t live in the Song Dynasty! 】
【Lawless: What do you want me to do?】
…
"Amitabha!"
Xuanci recited the Buddha's name. Although he knew that the Blood Knife Patriarch said that the abbot was looking for a lover outside, he could not refute it.
Xuan Ji, Xuan Du and others were so angry that they blew their beards and stared, wishing they could kill all those who slandered Shaolin.
[The tenth question is over and the live broadcast continues.]
[All lucky viewers please watch carefully and prepare to answer questions. 】
Fortunately, the sound in the live broadcast room rang at this time, attracting everyone's attention to the live broadcast.
Wu Xingyun and others took their places.
The originally frozen scene was played again.
in the screen.
Xiao Feng was put on a special chain and locked in an iron cage.
Yelu Hongji did not see him, but sent people to persuade him to attack the Song Dynasty every day.
However, Xiao Feng knew that Yelu Hongji's real purpose was to fear that he would commit suicide.
Because Yelu Hongji had personally led the troops to attack the Song Dynasty, he wanted to show off in front of Xiao Feng after he succeeded in attacking the Song Dynasty.
Naturally, Xiao Feng cannot be allowed to die.
certainly.
If Yelu Hongji failed to attack the Song Dynasty, he would not have the face to see Xiao Feng, so he would definitely kill Xiao Feng first.
This day.
Azi and others disguised themselves as envoys of Liao Emperor Yelu Hongji and came to the prison to rescue Xiao Feng.
Also coming with him were the strong men of Dali led by Duan Yu, the masters of the Beggar Clan, the Shaolin monks and the heroes of the Central Plains.
Hearing Ah Zi say that Xu Zhu had come with the powerful men from Lingjiu Palace, Xiao Feng was surprised and happy, and said: "Are all the second brother's subordinates here too?"
Ah Zi said: "Not only are the young monk's subordinates, not only the young monk himself is here, but also the young monk's wife is here."
Xiao Feng asked: "What little monk's wife?"
Azi smiled and said: "Brother-in-law, you don't know that Xu Zhuzi's wife is the princess of Xixia Kingdom, but her face is always covered with a veil, and no one except the little monk can see it. I asked the little monk
Monk: 'Is your wife beautiful?' The young monk always smiled and said nothing."
[Little boy Yang Guo: Because the little monk’s wife looks exactly the same as Duan Yu’s wife, letting others know will definitely cause trouble! 】
[Shi Zhongyu: Especially don’t let Duan Yu know, otherwise...hehe! 】
[Dali Crown Prince Duan Yu: That’s nonsense! Although I like the fairy sister very much, how can I, Duan Yu, be a despicable villain like Long Xiaoyun who steals love, brothers and women! 】
Long Xiaoyun: Lie down and shoot!
[Ancestor of Blood Knife: That’s not certain! 】
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: I didn’t expect that people from the Beggar Clan and Shaolin would actually go rescue Xiao DaXia. Xiao DaXia’s charm is indeed extraordinary!]
[Shaolin Xuanji: I, Shaolin, never hesitate in the face of righteousness! 】
[Shi Zhongyu: What you say sounds nice! 】
…
However, this rescue of Xiao Feng allowed Shaolin and the Beggar Clan to regain some reputation.
Everyone watched the live broadcast nervously.
in the screen.
Xiao Feng, Xu Zhu, Duan Yu and others led the martial arts heroes in the Central Plains to fight and retreat. Although they were highly skilled in martial arts, the martial arts warriors fought individually and were just a mob. Facing the elite elites of the Liao Dynasty, they were still beaten and retreated.
Only with the support of Xiao Feng, Xu Zhu, Duan Yu and other top experts can we retreat calmly.
Everyone retreated all the way outside Yanmen Pass.
There are two peaks on both sides of Yanmen Pass, towering into the clouds. When the wild geese fly south, they must pass between the two peaks to symbolize the dangerous terrain, so it is named Yanmen Pass.
It was seen that the Liao army was limited to the mountains, and the east and west routes gradually shrank, both approaching from the front.
But apart from the sound of horses' hooves, the sound of iron armor, and the sound of flags blowing in the strong wind, there was no human noise at all. It was an elite division with strict military discipline.
Groups of Liao troops pressed into formation and retreated as soon as the crossbows and arrows were about to reach them.
At a glance, there are flags flying in the east, west, north and west, and it turns out how many people there are.
Xiao Feng said loudly: "Everyone, please wait where you are. Don't move. Stay below and tell Emperor Liao."
Without waiting for Duan Yu and Ah Zi to dissuade him, he rode out alone.
He raised his hands above his head, indicating that he had no weapons, bows and arrows, and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, Emperor of the Liao Kingdom, Xiao Feng has a few words to say to you, please come out."
When he said these few words, he mustered up his inner strength and his voice spread far away.
Not one of the more than 100,000 soldiers of the Liao army could not help but change their expressions.
After a while, the loud sound of drums and trumpets was heard in the Liao army's formation. Thousands of troops and horses separated to both sides like waves. Eight golden flags fluttered in the wind, and eight knights galloped out of the formation.
Behind the eight yellow flags, a team of spearmen, sword and axemen, archers, and shield bearers rushed forward and lined up on both sides, followed by ten generals in brocade robes and iron armor, surrounding Yelu Hongji.
The Liao army shouted: "Long live, long live, long live!"
The sound shook the fields and the valleys resounded.
The Song troops in Guan Guan were all awe-inspiring when they saw the enemy's military prowess.
Yelu Hongji raised the sword in his right hand high, and the Liao army immediately became silent. Except for the occasional neighing of war horses, there was no sound at all.
The picture freezes.
[Question 11, what is the outcome of this battle?]
[A, Xu Zhu and Duan Yu captured Yelu Hongji alive. Xiao Feng forced him to retreat and promised never to invade the Song Dynasty as long as he lived. Xiao Feng stood shameless in heaven and earth and committed suicide. 】
[B, Xu Zhu, Duan Yu shot and killed Yelu Hongji, Xiao Feng killed countless Liao soldiers. He was ashamed of Yelu Hongji, stood shamelessly in heaven and earth, and committed suicide. 】
[C, Yanmen Pass was broken, almost all the heroes in the Central Plains were killed and wounded, only Xu Zhu was left, Duan Yu and several others were seriously injured and retreated, the Liao army also suffered heavy casualties, Xiao Feng consciously implicated his brothers, and killed countless compatriots of the Liao soldiers, standing shamelessly in the world,
Died by suicide.】
[D, Yanmen Pass was defended, but almost all the heroes in the Central Plains were killed and wounded, only Xu Zhu was left, Duan Yu and several others were seriously injured and retreated, the Liao army also suffered heavy casualties, Yelu Hongji was seriously injured and retreated, Xiao Feng consciously implicated all his brothers, and killed countless compatriots of the Liao soldiers
, standing shamelessly in heaven and earth, committed suicide.】