Chapter 200 Jiang Feng Shiqing I love you like a mouse loves a big
Chapter 200 Jiang Feng (Shi Qing) I love you like a mouse loves rice (please vote)
Can the bastard defeat the three masters of the Changle Gang?
[Cheng Shifei: Did the bastard ask Xie Yanke? 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: No, a bastard shouldn’t beg for help! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: That’s not necessarily the case. The bastard may not ask for help for his own affairs, but in order to save the old man Dabei, he, who is kind-hearted, will probably ask for help from Yanke! 】
[Huang Rong of Peach Blossom Island: The bastard is not Zhang Wuji. I feel like I don’t know how to thank Yanke. I feel like I can’t choose B even if I choose A.]
[Guo Jing: What does this have to do with Zhang Wuji? 】
[Zhao Min, Princess Shaomin: The bastard is very obedient. His mother told him not to ask for help, so he didn’t ask for help. Unlike Zhang Wuji, his mother told him to be careful of beautiful women, but he forgot about them when he saw them.
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[Henghuan, the Saint of the Yingui Sect: Zhang Wuji was stabbed while lying down!]
[Bai Qing'er of Yingui faction: Yin Susu is coming with a stick!]
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: The bastard doesn’t know martial arts. The answer is probably the last two. The masters of the Changle Gang are most afraid of Xie Yanke and will not kill the bastard! 】
[Iron Sword Gate Yu Zhenzi: The bastard doesn’t ask for help. Exclude option B. Option A cuts thirty-six times. Even if it doesn’t hit the body, the bastard doesn’t know martial arts. He is a fledgling and can’t remain motionless. The most likely answer is
C and D, it feels like the acupuncture points are most likely to be pressed, so the answer is D.】
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After seeing this question, there was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room.
Some people think that a bitch will ask for help in order to save someone.
Some people think that a bastard will be knocked down with one punch.
Some people also think that bastards will get acupoints.
However, option A was stabbed thirty-six times without moving, and everyone was not optimistic about it!
With the son of a bitch knowing nothing now and having a blank experience, even if the knife didn't hit him, it would scare him enough to move away.
It's impossible to stay still.
Live broadcast room.
"It's impossible to remain motionless after being slashed thirty-six times in a row."
Shi Zhongyu directly excludes option A.
"I want to thank Yanke for saving people? I would definitely want to thank Yanke, but the bastard probably won't. I rule it out!"
"The answers C and D are almost the same. Did the bastard get knocked down or got acupuncture?"
"The bastard was not directly hacked to death because the other party was afraid of Xie Yanke. It is estimated that he was more likely to have his acupoints tapped!"
Shi Zhongyu thought for a while and chose option D.
Hua Wanzi, Jiumozhi and Mei Qinggu had similar thoughts.
They all chose option D.
Jiang Feng chose option A.
After answering the questions.
Everyone looked at Jiang Feng instinctively.
After discovering that Jiang Feng chose option A, they all frowned.
Are bastards so brave?
Can you really be stabbed thirty-six times without moving?
[Answer time ends]
[Correct answer: Choose A]
"You really chose A!"
"How can a bastard be so brave?"
"He really doesn't understand martial arts?"
After hearing the answer, everyone's eyes showed disbelief.
There are many people in the world who are motionless after being stabbed thirty-six times, but the bastard is just a thirteen-year-old child.
And he grew up in the mountains, never practiced martial arts, and even saw his mother alone before going down the mountain.
It's incredible that such a person can do this.
Could this be pig's feet?
I saw the originally frozen picture playing again on the big screen.
The thin man among the three masters of the Changle Gang saw the bastard and found that he had no martial arts skills at all. He must have been ordered by the person behind him.
So he pulled out the ghost head knife to scare the bastard, and shouted: "Little ghost head, who asked you to mind my business? I'm going to kill this old guy, will you get out of here?"
He raised his sword and slashed horizontally.
The bastard said: "This old uncle is a good person, and you are all bad people. I will definitely help the good people. After you chop it up, of course I won't get out of here."
When his mother was in a good mood, she would occasionally tell him stories. There must be good guys and bad guys in the stories. In the minds of children, it is only natural to help the good guys and defeat the bad guys.
The thin man said angrily: "Do you recognize him? How do you know he is a good person?"
The bastard said: "The old uncle said that you are some kind of evil gang, and I will not join you even to death. So of course you are bad people."
Another Taoist struck out with his backhand, and the slap made the bastard feel dizzy. His left cheek suddenly swelled up, and the blood marks on his five fingers crawled on his face like a bloody palm.
[Princess Yunluo: How disgusting! You hit a child, but he’s still not a human being!]
[Little boy Yang Guo: Suddenly he realized that the bastard is really innocent. He will believe whatever others say!]
[Chilian Fairy Li Mochou: The bastard has never seen an outsider before, how could he know that people’s hearts are sinister.]
[Cheng Shifei: This slap was really hard. Brother Dog was beaten so badly, and Xie Yanke was still watching from behind!]
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: A slap is nothing, Xie Yanke just wants the bastard to be hacked to death, so that he can successfully take back the Black Iron Order without having to complete the task, and it won’t be considered a broken promise! 】
…
Everyone stared closely at the live broadcast.
The bastard stood in front of the old man Dabei, not knowing what fear was.
The thin man was surprised and confused, especially when he caught a glimpse of Xie Yanke behind the big tree and vaguely guessed Xie Yanke's identity.
He immediately raised the ghost-headed knife and shouted: "I don't know where you are from, or your master's sect. You come to cause trouble. I just treat you as an ignorant little beggar and kill you with one knife. Why bother?"
He screamed and slashed the bastard's neck with his knife.
Unexpectedly, the bastard didn't move at all because of his strengths and his lack of understanding of danger.
The thin man slashed the knife a few inches away from his head and neck, then he sheathed the knife and praised: "What a good boy, you are quite courageous!"
The other Taoist had a bad temper and slapped him with his right hand again, this time hitting the bastard on the right cheek, and his hand was even heavier than last time.
The bastard screamed in pain and started crying.
The thin man said: "If you are afraid of being beaten, then walk away quickly."
The bastard said with a mournful face: "You go away first and don't make things difficult for this old uncle. I won't cry."
The thin man laughed.
The man kicked the bastard to the ground.
The bastard fell down and his nose was black and his eyes were swollen. He got up and still protected the old man Dabei.
[Cheng Shifei: Damn it! This Taoist is really hateful, worse than that skinny guy who threatened the bastard with a knife, he was so ruthless!]
[Chilian Fairy Li Mochou: Stinky Taoist priests are not good things!]
[Quanzhen Sect Changchunzi Qiu Chuji:...]
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: The Quanzhen Sect is at war again!]
…
in the screen.
The sad old man advised the bastard to leave and not to lose his life in vain.
But the bastard refused to let it go.
The thin man didn't want to lose face by retreating like this, but he also didn't want to offend the person behind the bastard, so he raised his ghost-headed sword and said:
"Okay, little doll, let me give you a try. I'll chop you thirty-six times. If you don't move, I'll consider you subdued. Are you afraid?"
The bastard said: "You cut me thirty-six times in succession, so naturally I'm afraid."
The thin man said: "It's okay if you're afraid, then leave quickly."
The bastard said: "I'm afraid, but I just won't leave."
The thin man raised his thumb and said, "Okay, you have the guts to see the knife!"
A sharp knife passed over his head.
The blade of the knife passed along the bastard's scalp and cut off a large piece of his hair.
The bastard was so tough that he stood up straight and couldn't even move.
But he saw the light of the knife flashing and heaving, like a snake swimming around, slashing left and right, never leaving the bastard's head, and his hair fell one after another, which was enough to cut him thirty-two times.
The thin man shouted, and the ghost-headed knife slashed straight down from top to bottom. With a hiss, he cut off a piece of the bastard's right sleeve, and then cut off a piece of his left sleeve, then his left trouser leg, and his right trouser leg, all in the blink of an eye.
In the meantime, he cut off a strip with two knives.
As soon as the thin man put away the knife, the handle of the knife hit the 'Tanzhong point' between the chest and abdomen of the old man Dabei, and he laughed loudly and said:
"Little doll, it's really amazing that I have you!"
Xie Yanke, who was behind the big tree, saw him using his sword, making thirty-six moves in a circular motion without even a single flaw, and couldn't help but secretly cheer in his heart.
When he saw him withdrawing his attack, he hit the old man Dabei's fatal point with his previous knife handle, and he thought to himself: "This man is very aggressive!"
He saw that the bastard's fluffy and messy hair had been cut thirty-two times, making it even sparse and disfigured.
Just now, the thirty-two knives were slashed at the bastard's head. Of course, he was trying his best to protect the old man Dabei.
The other half was so frightened that it wasn't that they refused to move, but that they couldn't move.
After the thin man had finished the thirty-six cuts, he stretched out his hand and touched his head. It seemed to be intact, and then he let out a long breath.
The Taoist and another ugly-faced man cheered in unison: "Master Mi Xiang, what a great swordsman!"
The thin man smiled and said: "Because of the child's bravery, we will give him a step today! Brothers, let's go now!"
The three of them knew that the old man Dabei would not survive, so they left without any souvenirs.
The picture freezes.
[Cheng Shifei: Damn it! It turns out that the bastard was so scared that he was motionless! 】
[Shi Zhongyu: Ah ah ah, you damn bastard, you actually made me answer the wrong question! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Bandits: Such powerful sword skills!]
[Xueshan Sect Bai Zizai: This is swordsmanship! It’s just performed with a knife, and it’s very ordinary, far worse than my Snow Mountain Swordsmanship!]
[Mi Hengye, the Xiang leader of the Changle Gang: I have long heard that Senior Bai of the Snow Mountain Sect considers himself to be the best in the world in swordsmanship, but this junior’s meager Taoist skills are of course far inferior to him!]
[Little boy Yang Guo: So powerful! I wonder how it compares to Brother Jiang’s swordsmanship? 】
[Snow Mountain Sect Bai Zizai: That’s nonsense! When did I say that my swordsmanship is the best in the world? I mean the Snow Mountain Sect’s swordsmanship is the best in the world! 】
…
Snow Mountain School.
Bai Zizai was ashamed and angry. He was indeed arrogant and arrogant. He sometimes said that he was the best in the world.
But since he went to see the Battle of Dongting Lake.
I no longer dare to say that I am the best in the world.
It would be ridiculous to say it out loud.
"call!"
Bai Wanjian and other disciples of the Xueshan Sect could not help but secretly heave a sigh of relief when they saw that Bai Zizai did not admit in the live broadcast room that his swordsmanship was the best in the world.
If Bai Zizai said those arrogant words in the live broadcast room in front of everyone in Jiuzhou, then their Snow Mountain Sect would really become the laughing stock of Jiuzhou.
[In this question, Jiumozhi, Shi Zhongyu, Hua Wanzi, and Mei Qinggu gave the wrong answer]
[Please choose a random punishment method]
"Wrong answer again!"
Jiumozhi looked frustrated.
This question is too tricky.
Without special skills, it is difficult to answer correctly.
He chose to draw it himself.
The same goes for Shi Zhongyu and the other three.
[Start drawing random punishments]
[The random punishments Jiumozhi draws are as follows]
[Yell loudly three times: There are not many people in the world who can tie with the poor monk!]
"Bu(艹艹)! I won't be beaten to death, right?"
Jiumozhi couldn't help but curse.
This is too crazy to say.
Having witnessed the battle between gods and demons in Dongting Lake, Jiumozhi would not dare to say such big words.
A ray of light fell.
Jiumozhi looked unruly and shouted:
"There are not many people in the world who can compete with a poor monk!!"
"There are not many people in the world who can compete with a poor monk!!"
"There are not many people in the world who can compete with a poor monk!!"
[Little boy Yang Guo: Da Shi, you are so crazy!]
[Snow Mountain Pai Bai Zizai: Dashi, you are so crazy!]
[Xidu Ouyang Feng: Dashi, you are so crazy!]
…
"Amitabha, these words of this poor monk are not true. How can this poor monk compete with the heroes of the world with his meager conduct?"
Jiumozhi quickly explained, full of desire to survive.
He was afraid that he would be beaten to death as soon as he left the live broadcast room.
"This great monk has received such an easy punishment again. I want it too. Lord Buddha bless me. I will burn more incense for you in the future!"
Shi Zhongyu prayed in his heart.
[The random punishment for Shi Zhongyu’s drawing is as follows]
[Yell three times: I like masculine men!!]
"Fuck!"
Shi Zhongyu’s face turned green.
Do you want to be so cruel?
But he didn't feel disgusted in his heart.
He originally liked men.
Women or something.
Climb for me!
A ray of light fell, and Shi Zhongyu shouted with a vulgar expression:
"I like masculine men!!"
"I like masculine men!!"
"I like masculine men!!"
【Cheng Shifei: Awesome!】
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Awesome! 】
[Lu Xiaofeng with Four Eyebrows: Interject a word and tighten your back!]
[Hu Tiehua: Oh! 】
【Honest Monk: Damn!】
…
"Yu'er!"
Min Rouliang burst into tears and almost fainted again.
"well!"
Shi Qing let out a long sigh, feeling that his whole life of wisdom was ruined.
[The random punishments drawn by Hua Wanzi are as follows]
[Truth or Dare: Confess the man you love most loudly! 】
"The man that Junior Sister Hua loves most?"
The eyes of men from the Xueshan Sect's ten thousand generation generation or even the next generation suddenly lit up. Even though they knew it was unlikely to be him, they still had an inexplicable expectation in their hearts.
What if Hua Wanzi likes this one of hers?
It's just that Hua Wanzi is thin-skinned and hard to say.
"Who does Hua Wanzi like?"
Jiang Feng recalled it, but seemed to have no impression.
Hua Wanzi's fair and pretty face turned red, her eyes filled with shyness.
A ray of light fell.
Her body seemed to be out of control, her eyes were full of shyness, and she said loudly:
"Jiang Feng, I love you like a mouse loves rice!"
Jiang Feng: "..."
Are you serious?
He really has no idea about Hua Wanzi.
Click!
Click!
Countless disciples of the Snow Mountain Sect, especially the disciples of the Wanzi generation, felt that their hearts were suddenly broken.
"Damn it!"
"Isn't he just handsome?"
"Isn't it just that you have money?"
"Isn't it just that you have good martial arts skills?"
"Isn't it just smart?"
“Isn’t it just that you are versatile?”
"Ugh...why do I need this plain ugly face?"
Countless Snow Mountain Sect disciples shed tears of sadness.
The goddess Hanmei Heroine in their hearts actually likes Jiang Feng.
The man I've only seen on live broadcasts and met for the first time today.
And they get along day and night, but they fail to win the beauty's heart...
Woo woo woo...
"shameless!"
"Another bad woman who covets brother Jiang Feng's beauty!"
Yaoyue, Princess Changping and others cursed in their hearts.
Hua Wanzi stared fiercely at the live broadcast room.
"Ah...it's so embarrassing!"
Hua Wanzi covered her face with her hands, her pretty fair face flushed with embarrassment, and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
"Young Master Jiang is so charming, I admire him so much!"
Jiumozhi's eyes were full of envy, it would be great if it was him who confessed his love.
He will definitely create a little monk when he returns and contribute to Guangdong Buddhism.
"Mr. Jiang, women are troublesome and disgusting, men are the true love, just like me!"
Shi Zhongyu looked at Jiang Feng lovingly.
The words he said made Jiang Feng's skin crawl.
I wish I could kill him with one palm.
Don’t bother your eyes here!
[Little boy Yang Guo: Damn it! Shi Zhongyu has changed so much. He really doesn’t like women anymore and loves men! 】
[Jinghong Fairy Yang Yan: It’s so disgusting, I really want to slap him to death!]
[Princess Yunluo: Shoot him to death! 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: Shoot him to death! 】
…
Shi Zhongyu once again made people angry.
The woman could just rob Jiang Feng from them.
Now even men are here!
How abominable!
[Mei Qinggu draws random punishments as follows]
[Yell three times: Shi Qing, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!!]
The corners of Mei Qinggu's mouth twitched, this was too shameful.
A ray of light fell.
Mei Qinggu shouted loudly:
"Shi Qing, I love you like a mouse loves rice!!"
"Shi Qing, I love you like a mouse loves rice!!"
"Shi Qing, I love you like a mouse loves rice!!"
…
"Brother, she has confessed her love to you. You should go and follow her. Anyway, she is young and beautiful again, just like a 28-year-old girl. If you have a son with her, you will save Yu'er from embarrassing you!"
Min Rou listened to Mei Qinggu's words and said to Shi Qing.
The more she looked at the bastard, the more she looked like Shi Qing and Shi Zhongyu when they were children.
If Shi Qing and Mei Fang weren't born together, how could they be so similar?
Shi Qing was so anxious that he grabbed her arm: "Junior sister, if you have any doubts about me, then kill me!"
Tears fell from Min Rou's eyes and she said: "How could I kill you!"
"Junior sister, I swear to God, if I have any ambiguous or inappropriate relationship with Mei Qinggu, God will thunder... um..."
Shi Qing swore to the sky, but before he could finish speaking, Min Rou covered his mouth.
"Brother, I believe you are the one, why are you swearing so viciously!"
Min Rourou said weakly.
Continue watching the live broadcast.
Live broadcast room.
After Mei Qinggu yelled three times, she found that all the years of depression in her heart had been let out, and she felt indescribably relaxed and happy.
Twenty years have passed.
She discovered that she didn't love Shi Qing that much either.
It's just a reluctance.
A kind of unwillingness to be defeated by Min Rou
She is stronger than Min Rou in everything.
But Min Rou was able to get Shi Qing.
And she couldn't get it.
So she was unwilling.
[In this question, Jiang Feng answered correctly.]
[Start drawing random rewards]
[Jiang Feng drew random rewards as follows]
[Universal Hemostasis Patch: One patch is effective and can be applied wherever bleeding occurs. Mom no longer has to worry about my injuries and bleeding! 】