Chapter 204 Incarnation of the Devil Fruit as a Dragon
Chapter 204 Sitting in the arms without causing any trouble, the devil fruit transforms into a dragon (please vote for me)
The bastard and Ding Dang went to the bridal chamber to get married?
Can it be successful?
[Princess Yunluo: I think we can definitely succeed. The bastard is a pig’s trotter, and Shi Zhongyu is the villain. He will definitely not be able to steal the pig’s trotter! The beauty must be a pig’s trotter! 】
[Huang Rong of Peach Blossom Island: That’s not necessarily the case! After all, the bastard is not the jade in the stone. What Ding Dang likes is the jade in the stone. The bastard will probably not take advantage of others’ danger! 】
[Iron Sword Gate Yuzhenzi: The bastard doesn’t understand anything, but as a normal twenty-year-old man, he also likes beautiful women, and with Ding Dang and Ding Busan making the decision, the bastard will definitely not refuse! 】
[Cheng Shifei: So the answer is A, have you married and entered the bridal chamber? 】
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: Maybe you should choose D. You don’t have to go to the wedding hall to get married. You can go directly to the bridal chamber. It’s simple and hassle-free. I like it best, ancestor! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Shameless! 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: Shameless! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Bastard is not that kind of person! 】
[Zhao Min, Princess Shao Min: You bastard probably doesn’t even understand what it means to go to the bride’s house to get married, and she doesn’t know what rituals are required before entering the bridal chamber. It’s not impossible to enter the bridal chamber directly! 】
[Jinghong Fairy Yang Yan: Bastards don’t understand anything, but Ding Dang and Ding Busan don’t understand. Although the people in the world don’t stick to trivial matters, they probably won’t let the bastard go directly to the bridal chamber without going to the bride’s house to get married!
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[Wei Xiaobao, the general manager of the department: Maybe something happened in the middle, and the wedding ceremony was cancelled, and then Dingdang or the bastard planted something like Qiyunhehuansan, etc. Then it would be done! 】
[Wandering Alone Tian Boguang: You eunuch, you know it very well! Do you usually pick flowers? Are you good at it? 】
[Wei Xiaobao, the general manager of the department: It’s better than you!]
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"Me and the bastard got married and entered the bridal chamber?"
Ding Dang's cheeks were red with embarrassment and his eyes were shocked.
But looking at the bastard's appearance that looks exactly like Shi Zhongyu's, maybe it's really possible.
I feel like I’m going to die!
Live broadcast room.
"Am I being cheated on?"
Shi Zhongyu frowned and looked at the four answers.
This is something for the future.
It's hard for him to judge now.
If he knew that Ding Dang was married to a bastard, he would probably steal the bride.
But if he didn't know, he wouldn't go.
"Do I know?"
"The Changle Gang wants to use me as a scapegoat to deal with the two envoys of Xia Ke Island who reward good and punish evil. I already know it and am ready to escape."
"It was me who had escaped during the live broadcast. Bei Haishi and the others mistook the bastard for me and brought them back to the Changle Gang..."
"Since I ran away, I must have run far away. I should not be within the Changle Gang's sphere of influence, so it is unlikely that I will steal the bride!"
"If I hadn't kidnapped the bride and Ding Busan had presided over the wedding, there shouldn't have been any accidents, right?"
"The bastard is still a pig's trotter, and he has a halo of pig's trotters to protect him. I guess Dingdang is the woman prepared for him... It's really hateful!"
Shi Zhongyu was indignant, but finally chose option A, and the bastard and Ding Dang successfully got married and entered the bridal chamber.
Although he didn't like this answer, he felt that this answer was the most likely.
"Any accident is possible, which means all four answers are possible!"
Jiumozhi frowned:
"Although the bastard is kind and won't do bad things, he doesn't know anything and has no independent opinions. Ding Busan and Ding Dang asked him to marry him and enter the bridal chamber. He shouldn't be able to refuse, but if something unexpected happens..."
"Based on the character of the bastard, the answer of entering the bridal chamber without getting married is the most impossible one!"
"But looking at the previous questions, the most unlikely answer is often the correct answer!"
"Maybe the bastard is the same type as Xu Zhu. He didn't go to the bride's house to get married, so he entered the bridal chamber first!"
Jiumozhi thought for a while, decided to make a risky move, and chose option D.
Because he was very impressed by Xu Zhu.
Originally, in the future, he was beaten by Xu Zhu.
Moreover, Xu Zhu and the bastard are both stupid. They don't understand anything, but they are very capable in all kinds of tricks.
He felt that the bastard might be like Xu Zhu.
Don't buy a ticket.
Get in the car directly.
"Although the bastard has pig's feet, it doesn't seem that easy to win a beautiful woman..."
"The previous Yang Guo, Zhang Wuji, Duan Yu, etc. all experienced many hardships, and except for Xu Zhu, none of them entered the bridal chamber early!"
"The bastard will definitely not be able to get in!"
Hua Wanzi and Mei Qinggu thought from another angle: "If you can't enter the bridal chamber, then the answer is to choose between B and C!"
"Did you go to the church to get married?"
This question is not easy to choose.
Because any accident may happen in the middle.
final.
Both Hua Wanzi and Mei Qinggu chose the one they liked, which was to get married.
Because they all hate Shi Zhongyu.
So I chose option B.
Jiang Feng also chose option B.
After everyone finished answering the questions, they all looked at Jiang Feng, wanting to know Jiang Feng's answer.
After discovering that Jiang Feng chose B.
Jiumozhi and Shi Zhongyu's hearts froze.
Mei Qinggu and Hua Wanzi were overjoyed.
[Answer time ends]
[Correct answer: Choose B]
"Wrong choice again!"
"Protruding!"
Shi Zhongyu couldn't help but swear, and Jiumozhi looked frustrated.
Hua Wanzi and Mei Qinggu were overjoyed.
Only visible on the screen.
Although the bastard likes Dingdang, he doesn't want to get Dingdang under the name of Shi Potian.
He told Ding Busan and Ding Dang.
He is not a Shi Potian, he is called a bastard.
But Ding Dang didn't believe it.
And they also produced evidence, that is, there was a jingle bite scar on the bastard's body.
The bastard was stunned when he saw the scar.
When did he get it?
He remembered what he didn't have.
And Ding Busan doesn't care who the bastard is, he recognizes him as the bastard, and it doesn't matter what the bastard's name is.
then.
The bastard was taken home in a daze by Ding Dang and Ding Busan, put on wedding clothes, and brought to the hall.
I saw eight giant candles burning brightly, and an Eight Immortals table in the middle covered with a red table curtain.
Ding Busan stood looking out with a smile.
As soon as the bastard stepped into the hall, the three men in the corridor began to play the flute in unison.
"Please ask the bride to come out."
I heard Ding Dong wearing a ring, and two middle-aged women were supporting a woman wearing a red silk hood and a red shirt. It turned out that this figure was Ding Dong.
The three women stood to the right of the son of a bitch.
The candlelight bathed his eyes and the scent of orchid and musk deer made the bastard feel confused, scared, and fond of it at the same time.
One man praised: "Blessed to God!"
When the bastard saw Ding Dang, he had already bowed down to Yingying in the courtyard. When he was hesitating, the man whispered in his ear: "Kneel down and kowtow."
He pushed lightly on his back again.
The bastard thought to himself: "Looks like I have to worship him."
He immediately knelt down and kowtowed several times randomly.
A woman who was supporting Ding Dang couldn't help but squeaked and laughed when she saw that he was in a panic.
The man praised: "Promise!"
The bastard and Ding Dang turned around and kowtowed inward together.
The man praised again: "Bless you, grandpa."
Ding Busan stood in the middle, and Ding Dang bowed down first. The bastard hesitated for a moment, and then he also bowed down.
"The couple pays homage."
When the bastard saw Ding Dang kneeling sideways towards him, his mind suddenly woke up and he said loudly: "Grandpa, Ding Dang Dang, I am really not the leader of the Stone Gang, nor your brother Tian. You have recognized the wrong person, so don't do it in the future..."
Don’t blame me.”
Ding Busan laughed loudly and said: "You idiot, you are still talking about this! I won't blame you in the future, and I will never blame you!"
The bastard said: "Ding Dang Dang Dang, let's keep our words in mind and pray to heaven and earth. Are we joking or are we serious?"
Ding Dang was already kneeling on the ground, with his head covered with red silk. When he suddenly heard him ask this question, he smiled and said, "Of course you are serious. How can such a thing... how can it be a joke?"
The bastard said loudly: "Today you admitted the wrong person, it's none of my business. In the future, if you regret it and twist my ears and bite my shoulders, that won't work!"
Suddenly, everything in the hall was brilliant.
Ding Dang couldn't help but chuckle, giggled, and whispered: "I will never regret it. As long as you treat me well and be sincere to me, I... I will naturally not twist your ears or bite your shoulders."
[Princess Yunluo: You bastard is afraid of being beaten! 】
[Cheng Shifei: The bastard was beaten by his mother when he was a child, and now he is beaten by Dingdang!]
[Little boy Yang Guo: It seems that the bastard did not object to this marriage, but the wedding did not succeed. It seems that there was an accident! 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: Could it be that Shi Zhongyu came to steal the bride, or did Shi Zhongyu enter the bridal chamber first and let the bastard guard the empty room alone? 】
[Lu Xiaofeng with Four Eyebrows: Is it punishable to enter the bridal chamber first? 】
[Sentimental young master Hou Xibai: If it were Shi Zhongyu, he could really do it! 】
…
Everyone was curious about what accident would happen.
Watch the live broadcast closely.
in the screen.
The bastard and Ding Dang completed their obeisance and were sent to the bridal chamber.
The son of a bitch's heart was pounding wildly. Although he didn't understand world affairs, he still knew that he and Ding Dang had worshiped heaven and earth and became husband and wife.
He saw Ding Dang sitting upright, with the piece of red silk covering his head, motionless. After a long while, he couldn't think of anything to say, so he said:
"Ding Dang Dang, don't you feel stuffy with this thing covering your head?"
Ding Dang smiled and said: "You are so stuffy, please take it off!"
The bastard stretched out two fingers to pinch a corner of the red silk and gently peeled it off. Under the candlelight, he could see Ding Dang's face and lips, which were rosy with rouge, bright and beautiful, and shy.
The bastard was so surprised that he stared at her blankly and said, "You... you are so beautiful."
Ding Dang smiled slightly, a small dimple appeared on his left cheek, and slowly lowered his head.
At this moment, I suddenly heard Ding Busan say loudly from a high place outside the room: "Tonight is the auspicious day for my granddaughter Yu's return. If you are visiting, you might as well come down and have a wedding drink."
[Cheng Shifei: Damn it! Sure enough, there was an accident! 】
[Iron Sword Gate Yuzhenzi: The bastard went to the wedding hall to get married, but ended up not entering the bridal chamber. This marriage was so boring! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: I wonder who is here? It shouldn’t be Shi Zhongyu. Shi Zhongyu has low martial arts skills and is not worthy of being treated so seriously by Ding Busan! 】
[Huang Rong of Peach Blossom Island: I’m afraid it’s someone from the Changle Gang who came for me!]
in the screen.
As expected, it was Bei Haishi and others from the Changle Gang.
It turned out that Hua Wanzi told Bai Wanjian that Shi Zhongyu (the bastard) was in the Changle Gang after she returned, so Bai Wanjian took the Xueshan Sect disciples to the Changle Gang to seek revenge on Shi Zhongyu (the bastard).
Bei Haishi came over to ask how to deal with the bastard.
Should peace be the most important thing, or should we keep all the people from the Snow Mountain Sect?
And the bastard was in the same room as Ding Dang. Although he liked it, he was extremely frightened and uneasy. He didn't know what the next step would be after the wedding ceremony. He secretly thought that he was not her real 'Brother Tian'.
In the event of "worshiping heaven and earth to get married", in the end, the peep show will inevitably be revealed, which will cause great embarrassment.
Fortunately, Bei Haishi arrived and took the opportunity to escape. The bastard said: "In that case, I will go back and take a look. If they have any misunderstandings, I will honestly explain it to them."
He turned back and said: "Grandpa, Ding Dang Dang, I'm going."
[Iron Sword Gate Yuzhenzi: Damn it! You bastard is so stupid. He gave up entering the bridal chamber by himself. I really want to beat him to death and take his place as the bridal chamber! 】
[Ding Dang: You, an old pervert, deserve it! 】
[Iron Sword Gate Yuzhenzi: Little beauty, just wait. Sooner or later, I will make you kneel down, cry and beg for mercy! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Brother Gou is indeed a gentleman and does not take advantage of others! Unlike some lewd thieves who have their heads down below!]
[Iron Sword Sect Yuzhenzi: Are you looking for death? 】
…
"Jian'er is really good, but why is there such a big gap between Yu'er and Jian'er!"
Shi Qing looked at the bastard who didn't take advantage of someone's danger and entered the bridal chamber. He was relieved and at the same time he couldn't help but think of Shi Zhongyu.
They are all from the same mother, how could Shi Zhongyu be so bad?
"Brother, since you think Aunt Mei Qiang has raised Jian'er better, then you go and live with Mei Fanggu as a family of three. What else do you want me to do!"
When Min Rou heard this, she couldn't help but become jealous.
In fact, she also knew that Shi Zhongyu was so bad and she loved him too much.
But if you don’t pamper your own son, who will you pamper?
"Junior sister, what are you saying? I don't mean to blame you. I am also responsible for Yu'er becoming like this!"
Shi Qing consoled him.
He decided in his heart that when Shi Zhongyu came back, he would discipline him severely.
He continued to watch the live broadcast.
I was glad in my heart that there was no scene of two brothers fighting over a woman.
in the screen.
Ding Dang, who was in the wedding room, listened to the people talking outside, and guessed that the reason why the Xueshan Sect had such a large number of prosecutors was because his romantic husband was so beautiful and looked down upon her.
Nine times out of ten, he even raped her. As for Chen Xiangzhu's statement that "not even a single hair of her hair touched her", he was probably covering it up for the gang leader. Otherwise, it would just be a gift of money. How could he treat the girl to eat bird's nests to replenish her health?
?
She also thought about the bridal chamber tonight, and he actually rushed to meet Hua Wanzi and abandoned her. How could she swallow this feeling?
She came out immediately and said to Ding Busan: "Grandpa, there is something wrong with Shi Lang's gang, and he needs to go back to the helm. We can't use our children's selfishness to distract him from his business. Let's do this. We, the grandfather and the grandson, will follow Shi Lang.
Go and see what great people there are in the Snow Mountain Sect."
Although the bastard wanted to avoid the embarrassment in the bridal chamber, he did not want to be separated from Dingdang. When he heard what she said, he was overjoyed and said with a smile:
"Great, great! Ding-ding-dang-dang, you go with me, and grandpa will go too."
The picture freezes.
[This time, Jiumozhi and Shi Zhongyu answered the question incorrectly]
[Please choose a random punishment method]
The two chose to draw it themselves.
[Start drawing random punishments]
[The random punishments drawn by Jiumozhi are as follows]
[Allergy to Buddhism: As long as you hear the chanting of Buddhist scriptures, you will have a splitting headache, and your life will be worse than death.]
"Protruding!"
Jiumozhi vomited blood, he couldn't be a monk anymore.
In fact, he is a martial arts fanatic, and it doesn't matter whether he is a monk or not.
but.
This allergy to Buddhism obviously gave him a fatal weakness.
Once someone else recites sutras, he will be defeated.
[The random punishment for Shi Zhongyu’s drawing is as follows]
[Beauty allergy: No matter female or male, as long as there are too many thoughts in the mind, the whole body will itch, like thousands of little hands scratching and scratching. 】
"ah!"
"It's so itchy!"
A ray of light fell, and Shi Zhongyu reacted immediately. He was obviously thinking about a woman, no, a man.
[Younger Fang Shiyu: This punishment is interesting. Monks are afraid of chanting sutras, and lewd thieves are afraid of beauty.]
[Little boy Yang Guo: Jiumozhi will never have a chance to tie with others in the future. If others can't defeat him, he only needs to recite sutras. Shi Zhongyu can escape into Buddhism. Otherwise, if the lust and mind are together, life will be worse than death! 】
[Saint Maiden of the Yingui Sect: This punishment is simply too torture for Shi Zhongyu, but it’s also great. Now he can’t have bad thoughts towards Mr. Jiang!]
[Ancestor of Blood Knife: Shi Qing and Min Rou’s Shi Zhongyu account is completely useless. Fortunately, there is still a bastard, so there is no need to practice a new account! 】
[Tekjianmen Yuzhenzi: Actually, Pindao is willing to help Mrs. Shi practice the trumpet, hehe! 】
[Min Rou, Black and White Swords: Shameless!]
[Black and White Dual Swords Shi Qing: Obscene!]
[Ding Dang: It’s over, Brother Tian is completely useless! 】
[One day is nothing but three things: What’s so good about Shi Zhongyu, a pretty boy? He’s not even as good as a bastard. It’s better to follow a bastard than to follow him! 】
[Min Rou, Black and White Swords: Your Ding family is beyond our reach!]
[One day is nothing but three things: My granddaughter still looks down on your two silly sons!]
…
[To answer this question, Hua Wanzi, Mei Qinggu, and Jiang Feng answered correctly.]
[Please choose the random reward method]
The three of them chose to draw by themselves.
[Start drawing random rewards]
[Hua Wanzi draws random rewards as follows]
[Baihua Zixia Skirt (Magic Weapon): Woven from ten thousand year old ice silk, it is invulnerable to weapons, water and fire, and dust-free.]
[Mei Qinggu drew random rewards as follows.]
[Shu Fei (one box): Soft as water, as warm as the sun, Shu Fei comforts your heart, you deserve it. 】
Two rays of light fell.
A soft, silky purple dress embroidered with hundreds of flowers appeared in Hua Wanzi's hands.
A big box appeared in front of Mei Qinggu.
Shu Fei has appeared before.
No one was surprised either.
There is nothing magical about magic weapon-level clothes either.
No one cares.
[Jiang Feng drew random rewards as follows.]
[Devil Fruit (Fish Fruit·Phantom Beast Species·Blue Dragon Form): A special treasure in the world of pirates, all weaknesses have been eliminated. Those who take the fruit can transform into a dragon, have the ability to control fire, thunder, wind, etc., and transform into the legendary
The dragon's posture can cause all kinds of super-scale attacks.】