Chapter 334: The Pet Cat Wu Meiniang Bows Her Head and Sees Her Toes Seeking the Moon
Chapter 334 The pet cat Wu Meiniang, bowed her head but couldn’t see her toes (please vote for me)
[Cheng Shifei: Tsk, tsk, Xu Xiao is indeed a strong general in the army, and his name is awesome, it is a tiger, a bear, and a dragon-elephant beast! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: This Xu Xiao’s martial arts is not very high, but as a commander, he is indeed awesome. He joined the army and killed people at the age of ten. He is invincible in every battle, invincible and invincible.]
[Timely Rain Song Jiang: Because of him, the Liyang Dynasty stood out from the Nine Kingdoms, destroyed eight kingdoms, and unified Liyang. Xu Xiao single-handedly destroyed the six kingdoms, massacred more than 70 cities, suppressed sixteen barbarian tribes in the southwest, and granted the title of Northern Liang due to his merits.
The king commands the three states of Beiliang, and under his command are 300,000 Beiliang cavalry. At the top, they can attack the country and cause chaos, and at the bottom, they can ride in the rivers and lakes. This is how a man should be!]
[Marquis Wen Lu Bu: The Northern Liang cavalry is the best in the world, and the Snow Dragon cavalry is the best in Beiliang. I wonder how it compares to my Xiliang cavalry? 】
[Princess Shaomin Zhao Min: Since ancient times, the princess has made great achievements. If it weren’t for Xu Xiao’s two sons, one a dandy and the other stupid, the conflict between the Liyang royal family and Beiliang would have been even more intense! 】
[Huang Rong of Peach Blossom Island: I feel that Lao Huang, who is missing his front teeth and leads the horse, is not weak. He is most likely a master! 】
[Old Kuang Chu Kuangnu at the bottom of the lake: Isn’t this Jian Jiuhuang? After all, he is also a great master swordsman, but he went to work as a groom for Xu Xiao’s son? 】
[Old Huang Huang Xingtu: It’s none of your business! 】
…
"Damn it! Old Huang, you lied to me and said you don't know martial arts?"
Xu Fengnian stared at Lao Huang with a resentful look, raised his hand to gesture on his chest, and said angrily:
"Then you tell me that your martial arts skills are so high?"
"Is the Grand Master Swordsman that high?"
"Yes, when the young master learns martial arts, he will definitely be better than me, isn't that what he is?" Lao Huang said with a silly smile.
"I believe you, you damn old man is very evil!"
Xu Fengnian gave him a blank look. He didn't know any martial arts now, even if he started practicing martial arts now, even if he had the resources of the Northern Liang Palace.
It is not easy for him to become a great master.
Ignoring Lao Huang, the two continued to watch the live broadcast.
in the screen.
Xu Fengnian traveled six thousand miles with only one servant, Lao Huang, who was missing his front teeth and a bad horse.
Lao Huang never showed his martial arts skills in front of Xu Fengnian. Whenever he encountered danger, he ran away. The most common thing he said was:
‘The wind is tight and the wind is blowing’!
Xu Fengnian also doubted that Huang knew martial arts, but when he asked Huang, he said he couldn't. In the end, there was no other way, so Huang said he knew a little bit.
"How high?"
"About this high..."
Lao Huang raised his hand to make a gesture, and then moved his palm down again, making it shorter than Xu Fengnian's head.
Xu Fengnian was completely speechless.
Three years of traveling.
Xu Fengnian also made some friends, and the one he got along with the most was Wen Hua, who held a wooden sword and wanted to be a peerless swordsman.
Along the way, they would fight for a long time for a hard-earned piece of beef, stand together in the reed swamps and hiss, and receive countless looks for following a young lady.
They also talk about their dreams. Wen Hua said that his dream is to "be the most powerful swordsman in the world, drink the strongest wine in the world, and capture the most beautiful girl in the world."
But at this moment, he only has a wooden sword in his hand, so what...
[Vicious Yun Zhonghe: That’s right, that’s right. To be a human being is to have a dream. Maybe one day it will come true. It’s best to carry a few more bottles of Hehuan Powder with you. Maybe you’ll be lucky enough to eat meat! 】
[Xuanyuan Qingfeng: It’s so wretched, the toad wants to eat swan meat! 】
[Wooden Sword Ranger Wen Hua: Isn’t it just praising you for your big butt, easy fertility, and ability to give birth to a son? You still hold a grudge! Your heart is smaller than your chest! 】
[Xuanyuan Qingfeng: Shameless and obscene! You are dead, don’t let me see you!]
…
"asshole!"
Xuanyuan Qingfeng's face was livid, and she was filled with shame and anger. If Wen Hua and Xu Fengnian weren't here, she would have killed them with her sword.
That's right.
The playboy Xu Fengnian was also the one who teased her in the first place.
Everyone was quite happy to see Xu Fengnian, the persimmon king of Northern Liang, sneaking around, and the great master swordsman Lao Huang showing off his teeth.
in the screen.
Three years later, just when Xu Fengnian was about to arrive at the border of Beiliang, a group of cavalry suddenly came out and surrounded Xu Fengnian and Lao Huang!
Xu Fengnian recognized these cavalrymen at a glance as the Great Halberd Soldiers of Western Chu.
In the battle to destroy Chu, 300,000 Euphorbia soldiers fought to the death, and only a few thousand people survived!
These people hated Xu Fengnian deeply, and this time they came to capture and kill Xu Fengnian.
At the critical moment, a woman in white volleyed out of the sky.
Immortal and jade, unparalleled elegance.
Although seemingly weak, he forced hundreds of Euphorbia warriors back in an instant!
Xu Fengnian stepped forward to thank him and was surprised when he learned that the other party's name was Nangong Pushe!
It turns out that Nangong Pushe is the first person on the rouge list in Liyang, and is known as the most beautiful woman in the world!
Xu Fengnian traveled for three years. I may not know the others, but I know all the beauties on the rouge list very well!
[The extremely vicious Yun Zhonghe: Chi Liu! She is indeed the number one person on the Liyang Rouge List. She is so beautiful. She is no worse than Yan Lingji! 】
[Cheng Shifei: Is this a new version of a hero saving a beauty? A female hero saving a beautiful man?]
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Fairy Nangong is really as beautiful as a fairy, no wonder Mr. Jiang personally went to Liyang to help her! 】
[Jinghong Fairy Yang Yan: I suddenly discovered that the future of this live broadcast seems to be a future without the influence of the live broadcast room! 】
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: It seems that Xu Fengnian is probably Pig's Foot in this snow, and Nangong Pushe must be one of Pig's Foot's harems, but now under the influence of the live broadcast room, Xu Fengnian can no longer enjoy this blessing, hehe! 】
[Sentimental Young Master Hou Xibai: If Kyushu were ranked on a rouge list, who would be the most beautiful and top the list? 】
[Pirate Commander Chu Liuxiang: There are so many beauties in Kyushu. It’s hard to distinguish between the truly top beauties! 】
[General Manager Wei Xiaobao: I admire Yan Lingji, she is such a stunning woman, she can be ranked number one!]
[Baoxiang of the Blood Knife Sect: What the hell are you doing? Do you have it? Although Yan Lingji is unparalleled in charm, she is not bad at inviting the Lord of the Moon Palace, the Jade Lady! 】
[Sentimental Young Master Hou Xibai: Yes, there are so many beauties in the world, each with their own characteristics, so it’s difficult to distinguish them from the others. However, Fairy Shi is so beautiful and refined, with her celestial appearance and jade quality, she can definitely be ranked among the best! 】
[Dali Prince Duan Yu: I support the fairy sister! 】
…
Jiangfu.
"Are you excited when you hear the fairy sister?"
Nangong Pushe, who was sitting in Jiang Feng's arms, suddenly trembled, and looked at Jiang Feng with his beautiful eyes:
"Sure enough, men are not good people. They eat what's in the bowl and think about what's in the pot!"
"Nangong, you are judging a gentleman with a villain's heart. It is unfair!"
Jiang Feng rubbed Nangong's heart and cried out:
"Don't you still believe in your own charm?"
Nangong Pushe directly gave Jiang Feng a roll of his eyes. It had been unremarkable before, but when the words 'fairy sister' appeared on the barrage.
She felt Jiang Feng's excitement particularly clearly.
After all, their relationship is so deep.
Don't say get excited.
She knows every little change.
really.
At that moment, Jiang Feng thought of his fairy sisters Wang Yuyan and Li Qiushui.
But it was only for a moment.
He, Jiang Feng, is the most dedicated.
Whichever woman he chooses, he only wants that woman.
Nangong Pushe ignored Jiang Feng, who was as active as a baby, and continued to watch the live broadcast, letting Jiang Feng do whatever he wanted.
Jiang Feng focused part of his attention on the live broadcast, and the rest on Nangong and Nan Wei.
Ten thousand years is too long.
Seize the day and night.
The most important thing is pleasure in the crotch.
In the live broadcast screen.
Under the escort of Nangong Pushe, Xu Fengnian brought Lao Huang with a missing front tooth and a lame and thin horse through all kinds of dangers and finally returned from the trip!
At a wine shop outside Beiliang City, the sound of "waiter serving wine" makes my heart happy!
When Nangong Pushe rescued Xu Fengnian and escorted him back, it was not love at first sight and doing good deeds, but a condition!
That is the opportunity to go to Tingtingchao Pavilion and read half of the martial arts secret books in the world.
It turns out that after Xu Xiao destroyed the six kingdoms, he held the imperial edict and monk Fang Baojian, rode in the rivers and lakes, destroyed countless sects, collected all the secrets of each sect, and hid them in Tingchao Pavilion.
There are countless secret books in Tingchao Pavilion, all-inclusive, and many even have many unique copies.
Xu Fengnian kept his promise, and after returning to Beiliang City, he led Nangong servants into Tingchao Pavilion!
But it was said that there was another world in Tingchao Pavilion, and there was a hermit named Li Yishan hiding there.
He is one of the two great counselors under Xu Xiao.
He came from a humble background and was known as a shady talent by the world. He was good at poisonous schemes. He worked hard for the Xu family and Beiliang until he died.
He spent most of his life plotting against Beiliang's political enemies in Tingchao Pavilion, which resulted in poor health and terminal illness!
Xu Fengnian has been his teacher since childhood and has benefited a lot from him. He is one of the people Xu Fengnian respects the most!
Xu Fengnian led Nangong servants into Tingchao Pavilion this time.
The first is to fulfill commitments.
The second is to greet teacher Li Yishan.
But Li Yishan was shocked when he saw Nangong Pushe, and gave him a rare comment——
"Grandmaster cultivation, enter the pavilion and practice for ten years!
But there are all living beings below, and no one above!"
[Cheng Shifei: Damn it! This old man’s evaluation is too high! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Sister Nangong is inherently talented, but this old man has good eyesight!]
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Fairy Nangong had previously killed Han Diao Si and Xie Guanying in Liyang, and then fought with Wang Xianzhi. Although she was defeated, it was an honor, and even with the help of Mr. Jiang, it was clear that her talent was outstanding! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Is it true that talent is directly proportional to beauty? Which of the palace master Yao Yue, Dongfang Bubai, Nangong Pu She, Empress Shui Yun Ji and others is not extremely talented and powerful in martial arts? 】
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: Those who are beautiful but have poor talents have long been hidden in the golden house and become other people’s forbidden playthings. Naturally, they are not known! 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: You are an old pervert, you must have done a lot!]
[Ancestor of Blood Knife: The princess is wronged, but in fact, ancestor, I am a good person! 】
[Princess An Ning: I believe you are evil! 】
…
Northern Liang Prince's Mansion.
Tingchao Pavilion.
Northern Liang King Xu Xiao and his confidant Li Yishan sat opposite each other with sad expressions on their faces:
"If this continues, I'm afraid the boss of Beiliang Prince's Mansion will be exposed!"
"And I'm afraid Fengnian won't be able to hide it anymore!"
Li Yishan nodded slightly and said in a deep voice:
"My lord, you have to make preparations early!"
The mountain rain is about to come and the wind fills the building.
He had a hunch that this time it was likely to stimulate the Liyang Dynasty.
The Liyang Dynasty might not be able to help but take action against Xu Xiao.
The two continued to watch the live broadcast.
in the screen.
Xu Fengnian, Li Hanlin and several other friends went straight to Zijin Tower.
Zijin Tower is the famous Xiaojing Grotto in Beiliang City and is extremely famous.
It was so famous that it was rumored that when Emperor Liyang came to the Northern Liang Palace to spend the summer, he paid a private visit to Zijin Tower incognito, just to catch a glimpse of the stunning beauty of Li Yuanyuan, who was the chief courtesan of the four states in Liang that year.
Of course this is just unsubstantiated gossip.
After Li Yuanyuan disappeared, there was no undisputed courtesan in the four states. It was just like a hundred flowers blooming. The beauties in various brothels tried their best to compete for beauty, until a Yu Youwei, whose family background fell into the dust, appeared.
Any woman who would cheat on her would never use her real name, so the original name of Yu Youwei is not known, but her real surname is probably Yu, which is a homophone.
His Royal Highness Xu Fengnian, the biggest benefactor of Zijin Tower, asked this most taboo question in private.
Yu Youwei smiled and said nothing, but she did not disappoint Xu Fengnian too much. She performed a splendid sword dance that had never been seen before, leaving Xu Fengnian stunned.
At first I was amazed, but then I was terrified.
Xu Fengnian and others rode their horses straight to the Zijin Tower, a gentle town filled with gold and silver.
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Purple Gold Tower has become famous again. It is not sure whether Emperor Liyang went there, but Mr. Jiang actually went there! 】
[Ancestor of the Blood Knife: Needless to say, this oiran must have finally fallen into the hands of Xu Fengnian, but it is a pity that Xu Fengnian can no longer taste the beauty of the oiran! 】
[The extremely evil Yun Zhonghe: Don’t you know how beautiful the fish oiran is?]
[Holy Maiden of the Yingui Sect: Nangong Pushe and Yu Youwei are both related to Xu Fengnian. Could it be that Mr. Jiang and Xu Fengnian are in conflict? 】
[Beiliang Persimmon Xu Fengnian: Witch, you are playing with fire! Believe it or not, I have snatched you away and given you to Mr. Jiang as a bed-warming maid!]
[Little boy Yang Guo: I just want to know what the Purple Gold Tower is like? 】
…
Countless lsps became excited.
In the past, except for people from the Liyang Dynasty, not many others knew about Zijin Tower.
But since Jiang Feng went to Zijin Tower and took away Oiran Young Wei.
Zijin Tower became popular.
Countless LSPs have been fascinated by it for a long time.
After all, this is where Yulang Jiang Feng has been.
Maybe we can even become like-minded people and share the same bed with Jiang Feng.
Although Jiang Feng took away Yu Youwei.
But it may not be that he has never played with other women in Zijinlou.
Everyone's eyes widened.
Watch the live broadcast closely.
in the screen.
The Madam of Zijin Tower was also a well-known courtesan back then, but as the Zijin Tower has grown in popularity over the years, she doesn't even bother to show her face unless it's a distinguished guest.
Today, I hurriedly dressed up and went out in person to meet the three young men who could walk sideways in Liangdi.
Li Hanlin, who was familiar with the family, took out a five hundred tael silver note, stuffed it into the collar of the old lady's lady, whose charm was even better than that of an actor, and said with a strange smile:
"Aunt Han, I have never tasted the taste of a woman of your age. How about making an exception today? Aunt Han, do you have the skills in bed to get thousands of taels of silver from here? I have heard that you were a beauty back then.
Playing the flute is a skill."
The madam stretched out a finger and poked Li Hanlin, who had an evil look on his face, and said with a charming smile:
"Hey, Mr. Li is so elegant this time. As long as he doesn't mind the old cow eating the young grass, Aunt Han will use her eighteen martial arts skills. Not to mention the beauty playing the flute, Guanyin is very skilled at making the lotus."
Although he was joking wildly with Li Hanlin, the madam's eyes were always lingering on Xu Fengnian.
Li Hanlin put his arms around Aunt Han's still slender and elastic waist, entered the Zijin Building with Xu Fengnian and Yan Shushe, and said with a soft smile:
"Aunt Han, you know my taste. This time I sneaked out and didn't have time to bring the book boy with me. Do you have any training for my little husband?"
"As for you, I suggest you hook up with Mr. Yan. He is still a youngster. As long as you can make him suffer from back pain and leg cramps and can't get out of bed, I will give you all the money I have and give you five thousand taels on credit.
How's the business? Of course, don't forget to give Mr. Yan a small red envelope of sixty-six taels afterwards."
The old madam, who is not young but not very old, said charmingly: "This is not a success, Master Zhou Mu is not allowed to seal my Zijin Tower.
As for the young husband, there happen to be a few lovely girls who are about to debut. They are more tender than girls, and their skin is guaranteed to feel like Sichuan brocade and suede. I guarantee you a hundred satisfaction."
Li Hanlin chuckled and said, "The old rule is that your Royal Highness will go to the Fish Courtesan and I will have some fun myself, while Aunt Han will help Young Master Yan find two courtesans who know how to dance and dance."
She pretended to be resentful and said: "Master Li, don't you want to taste the taste of Aunt Han's beautiful tongue curling up with a gun?"
Li Hanlin slapped her plump buttocks and said: "Next time, next time, recharge your batteries and then fight Aunt Han for 800 rounds. I must fully experience your eighteen martial arts skills."
[Princess Yunluo: I’ll go! These people are really having fun! 】
[Yangzhou Li Yuhu: Your circle is really chaotic!]
[The extremely vicious Yun Zhonghe: This Aunt Han is pretty good, I like her!]
[Ding Xiu: Very smooth! 】
[Xuanyuan Qingfeng: Sure enough, birds of a feather flock together, shameless and obscene! 】
[Beiliang Persimmon Xu Fengnian: With such a big butt and such a small mind, how can you still remember it? Wen Hua said it all!]
[Wooden Sword Ranger Wen Hua: Damn it! Xu Jiaohua, I said everything, you have no part in it! 】
[Mo Yinbian lives up to his expectations: I suddenly discovered that Xu Fengnian was already the guest of Yu Hua Kui three years ago. Doesn’t it mean that he and Jiang Feng are also considered to be in the same camp? 】
[Beiliang Persimmon Xu Fengnian: Fart! I just went to watch a sword dance!]
[Mo Yinbian lives up to his expectations: It turns out that Shen Lian and I are the same people. We spend money and don’t sleep. Now it’s popular to visit brothels like this? 】
[Holy Maiden of the Yingui Sect: Shocked! The most dandy prince of Beiliang turned out to be a licker! 】
…
"It's over!"
"Totally dead!"
Li Hanlin is like a defeated rooster. Although many nobles like to play the role of book boy and little husband, they still understand it tacitly and do not show it to the public.
Now he is directly popular in Kyushu.
Everyone knows it.
"Damn it, this persimmon won't die too, right?"
Xu Fengnian also felt a little bad at this moment.
But he doesn't seem to have done anything unscrupulous.
Probably not in the future either.
He watched the live broadcast closely.
in the screen.
Xu Fengnian went straight into the backyard, found a private courtyard planted with bananas, and pushed the door open.
Unlike Madam Han, the madam who mobilized troops and mobilized people, the woman who was sitting in the courtyard in a daze looking at a ruined banana plant faced each other without makeup.
She only wore blue clothes, and today was no exception. She clearly heard Xu Fengqiang's laughter and remained motionless.
Unlike those ostentatious oirans, she did not have any maids or maids to serve her personally. She even cleaned up the room and cleaned the courtyard herself. She was a maverick. Looking at the pink doors and railings, she really stood out from the crowd.
Squatting on the stone table is a white cat that is neither bloated nor thin. Just like the owner's enchanting figure, it would not be inappropriate to increase or decrease it.
The white cat overflowing with spirituality has a pair of bright ruby-like eyes, which make people feel absurd and weird when it stares at them.
The most surprising thing is that this pet with body hair as thick as snow is nicknamed Wu Meiniang.
Wow.
Seeing this, everyone immediately exploded.
Isn't this the nickname of Empress Wu Mingkong of Wuzhou?
[Wooden Sword Ranger Wen Hua: Damn it! This name is awesome! It makes me want to raise one! 】
[Extremely evil Yun Zhonghe: What a beast. Even if I am extremely evil, I won’t do anything to a cat. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a beauty with the same name? 】
[Mo Yinbian lives up to his expectations: he knows how to play! I will also raise a few! 】
[Shangguan Wan'er: Presumptuous! The emperor cannot be insulted, you are seeking death! 】
…
"Asshole!"
"How dare you, a little prostitute from a brothel, humiliate me and punish me for the nine clans? I will execute her in Lingchi!"
Wu Mingkong's eyes were full of evil, and he was furious. He dared to treat her as a pet cat. It was really unreasonable.
"Your Majesty, please calm down. I am just a lowly maid in a brothel. I don't know His Majesty's power. I must have made an unintentional mistake..."
Shangguan Wan'er quickly advised.
If Yu Youwei was just a brothel courtesan, she would definitely destroy all nine of her clans without hesitation.
But the problem is that Yu Youwei has now become Jiang Feng's woman.
It is simply impossible to destroy the nine tribes.
"That cat must die!"
"roll!"
Wu Mingkong also knew about the relationship between Yu Youwei and Jiang Feng, and felt aggrieved and shouted angrily.
"Wei Chen resigns!"
After Shangguan Wan'er left, Wu Mingkong was still in a difficult mood, with his full peak trembling and rising, and he continued to watch the live broadcast.
in the screen.
When Xu Fengnian saw Yu Youwei, he said he would take her back as his concubine, but Yu Youwei said she would leave tomorrow.
Yu Youwei held Wu Meiniang in both hands, bowed her head and asked: "Feng Nian, I will dance with you for the last time, do you dare to watch?"
Xu Fengnian had no reason to be arrogant and ambitious,
"Why don't you dare?"
"There is really no regret medicine in this world."
"It's worth dying."
Yu Youwei stood up with a particularly majestic mind.
Xu Fengnian once said: If a woman lowers her head and cannot see her toes, she is extremely beautiful in the world.
Yu Youwei is so beautiful that she can't even see her toes when she lowers her head.
After a cup of tea, Yu Youwei came out, looking very graceful and beautiful.
She danced with the sword, taking an extreme slant, with red silk wrapped around her hand, and the sword tied at the end.
In an instant, the courtyard was filled with sword light.
Finally, the long sword flew out quickly with a murderous aura and stabbed Xu Fengnian's head straight.
The picture freezes.
[Question 1: Who rescued Xu Fengnian? What happened to Yu Youwei? 】
[A, Lao Huang. Yu Youwei was stabbed to death by Lao Huang with his sword. 】
[B, Lao Huang. Fish and young Wei were carried home by Xu Fengnian. 】
[C, Nangong Pushe. Yu Youwei was hacked to death by Nangong Pushe.]
[D, Nangong Pushe. Yu Youwei was carried home by Xu Fengnian.]