Wu Gang looked at Taibai Jinxing holding up the flowery underwear in his hand, his whole body felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and he froze on the spot.
He thought that Taibai Jinxing would come up with something awesome that could scare Yaochi.
Is it the Immortal Token of the Nine Heavens Immortal?
Or Taishang Laojun’s diamond bracelet?
At the very least, it has to be a token of a certain Hunyuan Golden Immortal, right?
After all, in front of the Lord of Yaochi, Daluo Jinxian was not enough.
Only the Hunyuan Golden Immortal is qualified to speak two or three sentences to the Queen Mother of the West face to face, and the Queen Mother of the West might also be able to listen to her.
The moment Taibaijinxing took out his pocket, Wu Gang became excited, looking forward to what Taibaijinxing would come up with that would shock everyone. ??
What came out was really fucking shocking.
Let Wu Gang say "f*ck".
Isn't this just a pair of flowery pants?
Are you too platinum star, maybe your brain has been squeezed by the door?
Go outside Yaochi and take out your underwear?
Still holding it in your hand and shaking it vigorously?
Are you afraid that the fairies in Yaochi won’t see you?
Wu Gang was so frightened that he was shaking like chaff. He just wanted to run away and leave this place of right and wrong quickly. He didn't want to get involved with this old guy Taibai Jinxing.
But when I think that my beloved Fairy Guanghan is in the Yaochi at the moment, and I don't know what's going on, I feel very worried.
I wanted to run away, but I was hesitant.
Although Taibai Jinxing was holding flower pants and looking determined, in fact, she was feeling very weak inside.
He doubted the usefulness of these fancy pants.
She was even more worried that Queen Mother Xi would be furious and rush out to arrest her on the spot.
But after all, this thing was given by Da Mao, and Taibai Jinxing had no other choice.
Can only believe it!
But there seemed to be no movement in Yaochi.
This made Taibai Jinxing feel even more unsure.
Isn't this the calm before the storm?
Just when Taibai Jinxing was thinking so.
The sky-high brilliance suddenly emerged from the Yaochi.
They were so frightened that both Bai Jinxing and Wu Gang trembled.
Especially Taibai Jinxing, the flowery pants in her hand almost floated away.
Immediately afterwards.
A figure rushed out from the water curtain of Yaochi like a tiger emerging from the mountain.
There were several dazzling figures following closely behind.
Whoosh!
Taibai Jinxing felt his eyes blurred, and before he could fully react, he suddenly felt that his hands were empty.
Look up.
Good guy!
The flower pants are gone.
Looking forward again, he saw a noble woman wearing a luxurious brocade robe and a phoenix crown standing not far away.
Both hands tightly held the flowery pants that Taibai Jinxing had waved just now.
That noble and holy beautiful face was full of emotion.
A pair of beautiful eyes that could be astonishing for eternity, staring intently at the flowery panties in her hands.
There was actually a trace of mist appearing in her eyes.
Turned into clear tears and slowly flowed down.
It’s the Queen Mother of the West!
Behind Queen Mother of the West is Yaochi Several female immortals are also the confidants of the Queen Mother of the West, and each of them has the aura of Daluo Jinxian.
Especially powerful.
But in the past, the Queen Mother of the West, who was noble, cool, and extremely powerful, was now holding those flowery pants, and her whole body seemed to have fallen into it.
"It's really him"
Queen Mother Xi murmured.
"This is his thing, and it has his breath on it!"
Having said this, the Queen Mother of the West actually moved her face up and pressed against it.
Take a deep breath.
This scene left both Taibai Jinxing and Wu Gang stunned.
Good guy!
I'm a straight up good guy!
This scene was really explosive.
Let alone the two of them.
Even if the gods and Buddhas in the sky come, they will be shocked and pale when they see this scene.
It is completely unimaginable that the noble Queen Mother of the West would do such an obscene act.
This is simply incredible.
And the fairies in the Yaochi behind them also had strange expressions.
Even though they are the confidants of the Queen Mother of the West, this is the first time for them to see their master in such a scene.
After Queen Mother Xi took a deep breath, she slowly lowered her pants, but her face was full of intoxication.
There was even a blush on her cheeks.
It's like being drunk.
Tipsy!
Above!
His eyes are a little drawn.
This kind of look is completely unimaginable even to the female fairies of Yaochi.
Does our Queen Mother of the West still show such an expression?
Are these pants really so powerful?
This made the female fairies feel a little itchy, wanting to come forward and experience the mystery of this thing.
certainly.
I wanted to think about it in my heart, but they didn't dare to make such a request.
After all, those flowery pants are the beloved thing of the Queen Mother of the West. How can I and others get contaminated by them?
"Well, poor Taoist"
Taibai Jinxing felt that it was almost done and was about to salute and speak.
However, he saw that Queen Mother Xi didn't even pay attention to him. Instead, she stared at the flowery pants in her hand.
He squinted his eyes and seemed to notice something.
Then
The Queen Mother of the West twisted her jade hand and pulled out a piece of hair from the gap in her flowery pants.
Curved fur.
Not dog hair.
It's the kind of Maomao that everyone can understand at a glance.
"Fuck!!!"
Taibai Jinxing also saw it, and was so frightened that he almost flew out of his head.
Oh my God!
Didn’t you say you just washed it yesterday?
Why is this thing still up there?
Why don't you wash it and make it clean?
It's too boring.
"this"
Taibai Jinxing was just about to explain, but she saw Queen Mother Xi looking at the hair in her hand affectionately.
Then he slowly put it into his chest.
"This is a gift he gave me. I want to store it well and never leave it."
Queen Mother Xi said softly.
Taibai Venus ""
A bunch of psychos!
Wu Gang on the side was already dumbfounded. .??.??
Does it turn out that Queen Mother Xi likes this kind of thing?
The Queen Mother of the West, who used to be noble and cool, was always the Queen of Yaochi who looked up at people with her neck raised, but she has a soft spot for flowery pants?
Is this a contrast?
It's true that the game is a bit abnormal.
The Queen Mother of the West finally returned to normal.
To be precise, he restrained his excitement.
He also put the flowery pants into his sleeves.
Then he looked directly at Taibai Jinxing and Wu Gang.
"I am a poor Taoist, Taibai Jinxing, pay my respects to the Queen Mother of the West!"
Taibai Jinxing quickly bowed and saluted.
"Little Fairy Wu Gang, pay homage to the Queen Mother of the West!"
Wu Gang quickly followed his example and bowed down to worship.
Queen Mother Xi ignored Wu Gang and looked directly at Taibai Jinxing.
It seems that because Taibai Jinxing sent flower pants, the Queen Mother of the West was not too indifferent.
"Taibai, you are serious."
This sentence can be regarded as a thank you to Taibai Jinxing for sending me the personal belongings of that adult.
This made Queen Mother Xi feel very happy.
Hearing this, Taibai Jinxing breathed a sigh of relief.
Although it is a bit outrageous.
But these flower pants seem to be the right choice.
"Your Majesty Queen Mother Xi is so complimentary."
Taibai Jinxing smiled apologetically.
"It's just a small thing worth mentioning. This is what a poor Taoist should do."
After saying that, Taibai Jinxing had an idea.
"That adult also asked Pindao to say something."
"What?"
As soon as these words came out, Queen Mother Xi immediately became concerned.
"He asked you to take the message?"
"Ahem, yes."
"That gentleman said that he misses Queen Mother Xi very much and will find a time to come to Yaochi to meet you."
When Taibai Jinxing opens his eyes and tells lies, he is very capable.
Not blushing at all.
No matter the tone or expression, it looks like the real thing.
But he was immediately exposed by the Queen Mother of the West.
"Did you think this yourself? Or did that adult say it?"
Queen Mother Xi looked at Taibai Jinxing suspiciously.
Taibai Jinxing was extremely embarrassed.
"Hmm."
Queen Mother Xi didn't say much. She knew that the master had not really returned yet, so how could she let Taibai Jinxing spread such words?
Besides.
Even if that adult really comes back, he won't say such words.
"I know your purpose of coming here, follow me into Yaochi."
" I am extremely honored!"
At that moment, Taibai Jinxing followed Queen Mother of the West and others towards Yaochi in fear.
When Wu Gang saw this, he also wanted to follow him immediately.
But he was stopped directly by two female fairies.
"what are you doing?"
The two female fairies both stared at Wu Gang with unkind eyes.
This man's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he had been having a sly look on his face just now. At first glance, he was not a good person.
"Me and Taibai Jinxing are together."
Wu Gang said quickly.
"together?"
The two fairies looked at each other.
Then they all looked at Wu Gang with contempt.
"The Queen Mother of the West has only invited Taibai Jinxing to enter the Yaochi, and you are not allowed to enter."
"ah?"
Wu Gang people are stupid.
He obviously came with Taibai Jinxing, so why did he exclude himself?
If I can't get in, how can I see my beloved Fairy Guanghan?
Could it be that I wasn't allowed in because I didn't take out my underwear like Taibai Jinxing?
"Two fairies, please stay!"
Seeing that the two female fairies were about to leave, Wu Gang quickly stepped forward to greet them.
And made a move to take off his pants.
"Isn't it just underpants? I have them too, I have them too!"
"You damn pervert!"
Seeing that Wu Gang was really about to take off his pants, the two fairies became furious.
Bang!!!
One person slapped Wu Gang.
It hit him evenly on the left and right sides of his face.
The beating left Wu Gang dazed.
His face was already beaten into disgrace, and it was even more injured.
"What a pervert! Get away from me!"
The two female fairies were full of disgust and didn't want to talk to Wu Gang anymore, so they turned around and flew into the Yaochi.
Wu Gang was left alone in a daze.
After a long time.
Wu Gang almost cried.
Woohoo!
Why are you hitting me?
Didn’t Taibai Jinxing just take out a pair of underwear and go in?
Why don't you let me in when it's my turn to take out my pants?
You want to slap me again?
Are my pants far inferior to his Taibai Jinxing pants?
You are discriminating!
Men's underwear should be treated equally!
Wu Gang felt aggrieved and worried about his beloved Fairy Guanghan.
"Am I just going to leave like this?"
"No! Absolutely not!"
"Fairy Guanghan has been captured and is currently being tortured. How can I, Wu Gang, just walk away?"
"We must try our best to get in and rescue my Fairy Guanghan!"
"Isn't it just underpants? I still don't believe it!"
Wu Gang's heart skipped a beat.
I literally took my pants off.
He also imitated the appearance of Taibai Jinxing just now, holding it in his hand and waving it constantly.