Zhuge Liang (raising a cup of tea and asking questions) The prospects of your city are indeed good... I would like to ask if there is overtime pay.
Liu Bei: (smile disappears)…No.
Zhuge Liang: (Hold up the fan, the debate begins!):
“It’s not a good company without overtime pay.
If you don't take the initiative to make sacrifices, you are not considered a good employee.
If you don’t give out red envelopes, you’re not considered a good boss.
If you don't have no regrets, you are not considered a good talent.
If you don't stay in bed, it doesn't count as a weekend.
Without hot pot, there is no weight loss.
If you don't have a plaid shirt, you don't have good taste.
It’s not crunchy and doesn’t count as protein.
Without a root, it is not considered a good batch owner.
If you don’t have a repeater, you are not considered a shady netizen.
………”
Ahhh! Zhuge Liang, what’s the matter with you? Why do you start bickering while talking?
Chen Hong looked at Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei who were arguing with a troubled face. What happened to these two people?
Every sentence seems to be nonsense, but it sounds so reasonable!
But why does it sound inexplicably emotional? Chen Hong kept shaking his legs, as if he was back in his childhood watching rats and ghosts, and couldn't stop at all.
"...
If you don't have a Rem pillow, you don't have a wife.
If there are no fugitives to attend, it won’t count as a singer’s concert.
If he is not 1.6 meters tall, he is not considered a giant.
If you don't bring your mobile phone, it doesn't count as going to the toilet.
Without both parents, it is not considered a protagonist.
If you don’t have three videos, you don’t have to watch them.
If you don't get sick often, you don't count as a physical education teacher.
If you don't have a bunch of emoticons, you can't be considered a leader.
Without an annual salary of one million, it is not considered a Zhihu group.
…”
At this time, the barrage was almost full, and there was no way. There were so many places to complain that Chen Hong didn't even know how to speak.
[Too many elements!]
[Is it still reasonable to delay the update?]
[I was so scared that I quickly hugged the Rem pillow on the bed!]
[I... really can't refute this...]
[What you say makes sense, but I am speechless.]
[Where are the three visits to the thatched cottage that we agreed on? Zhuge Liang, please return Liu Bei to me!]
[1.6 meters long...giant...hahaha!]
…
As the video progressed, corresponding pictures appeared one after another, making Chen Hong laugh out loud, wondering where the doubts in his heart had been lost.
"Hahaha…"
I originally thought that the Three Kingdoms Territory had been used for a long time, but I didn’t expect it... I didn’t expect that new tricks can be played here!
"You don't have to be fat if you don't weigh a ton.
Without special effects, it's not considered good hair.
Without cloud players, it’s not a good game.
Without an aunt, there is no Ma Yun.
Not having a sister is not happiness.
No dancing, no fighting.
Without wrestling, it’s not fitness.
…”
At this point, the tense words suddenly stopped. Zhuge Liang raised his head and looked at Liu Bei affectionately.
Liu Bei also smiled back, which immediately caused the already heated barrage to explode.
[Fitness]
[van♂~]
[I want them all]
[Looking at each other, you are the right person~]
[Looking for Wang Situ’s psychological shadow area...]
[Master UP, come out and I promise not to beat you to death...]
[Ni’s friend’s sense of disobedience has been offline!]
…
Chen Hong looked at the explosive barrages in front of him and had to adjust the density of the barrages to a lighter level before he could barely continue to watch.
But the level of this ghost is really not that high! Other people's ghosts are plagiarism, and some are even vulgar. But this work is full of famous quotes, which is indisputable.
Chen Hong, who had been watching it, almost fell down laughing. No wonder Moko said that this video is as toxic as the Lord of Shadow Stream. It does make sense!
And the video continues.
“Without Hyogo Kita, it’s not a smile.
If you don't say it three times, it's not important.
Without the five kernels, it doesn’t count as a mooncake.
If you don’t gain 10 pounds, it’s not a Chinese New Year.
Without a high reputation, he is not considered an international superstar.
If you are not in your forties or fifties, you are not considered a good-looking anchor.
If you don’t have your own bGM, it’s not considered domineering and leaky.
If you haven't repeated a grade for 20 years, you are not a detective.
…
If I don’t meet up often, I’m not a well-known UP owner.
If you don’t pay attention to old V, you are not considered a promising young person.
…”
This, this, this... really makes sense!
Just when Chen Hong was doubting his life, barrage was also brought up one after another.
[My big coriander is on the receiving end again...]
[Mooncakes should have pictures, right?]
[Qiao Biluo!]
[Hahaha...Conan was shot again.]
[@a certain Lex will continue to generate electricity!]
………
Every word without XX and not OO is just like a roll call. It can pick out all kinds of interesting things and say them without making people feel any sense of violation. It can be said to be an extremely superb technique.
The video was not short, more than four minutes in total, but Chen Hong felt that the speed of his words was like a machine gun. He reached the bottom in the blink of an eye and saw that the video was about to end.
However, the barrages have no intention of stopping. Instead, they are becoming more and more numerous, as if they are waiting for something.
[High energy ahead!]
[The main film is about to begin.]
[Yo! Honestly, how much did you charge, old V?]
…
"What's going on?" Chen Hong couldn't help but panic as he looked at the barrages that changed one after another.
In his opinion, there should be enough elements, right? Is there anything else that has not been mentioned?
However, the next moment, Chen Hong knew why it was called a "feature film."
“If you don’t have a cuckold, you don’t count as Guan Gong.
No drifting, no cornering.
Without rear-wheel drive, it’s not considered luxurious.”
Seeing this, Chen Hong was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened and he looked at the screen.
Is this... a meal?
I watched it for a long time, and then you told me that this ghost video was just for... a meal?
Old V, come out!!!
[Element Detection]
[I'm coming!]
[I have never seen such a... shameless person!]
[He is right, let him be right~]
[Tell me! How much did the car manufacturer pay you?]
[Old V, you are so fast, hahaha...]
…
"Rear-wheel drive is good, Mr. Liu... Does the company distribute the car? Of course it is rear-wheel drive. Okay, I'll do it with you! It's indeed "rear-wheel drive" (oT ▽ T)o
…”
At the end of the video, a large promotional picture appeared on the screen, which was obviously deliberately done by the owner of UP.
The barrages also exploded one after another, starting an infinite loop mode.
"Fuck! There are too many elements. Moko, you didn't tell me there was this video!"
After turning on the infinite loop mode, Chen Hong grabbed his gay friend's collar and shook it crazily.
"Woo. Stop shaking. You were the one who fell into another video first, okay? It's not like I didn't tell you..."
Zhengyu Moko finally left Chen Hong's clutches and patted his hood that was stained with dust.
"Okay, I have to go to class tomorrow.
Brother Hong, you should have finished your homework, right?"
"...Fuck! I forgot!"
Chen Hong yelled excitedly, and suddenly he couldn't care less about the devil. He put the video in infinite loop mode and quickly took out his homework.
"Music Saint Academy. Are you going to the warrior branch of the academy tomorrow? It's really exciting!"
Moko smiled and ignored Chen Hong who was starting to do his homework. He opened the window and looked at the night sky.
A blue firelight emerged from the young lady's hand, lighting up the night.
"Moko, can you lend me your homework? You must have finished it long ago!"
"My emotional status in your heart is to copy homework? Brother Hong, you are too much."
Moko covered his heart in a gesture, which immediately made Chen Hong feel a little embarrassed.
"Then you make a condition. As long as you lend me to copy your homework, I'll help you play games!"
"Okay, wait until you help me eat chicken ten times, and then I'll lend it to you."
"You...okay! It's a deal!"
After reaching a happy deal with Chen Hong, looking at the endless cycle of ghosts and beasts, Zhengyu Moke couldn't help but look forward to tomorrow's college life.
Thanks to the book friends Dog Boy for one recommendation ticket, Nan Po Cheng for four recommendation tickets, Let the Dream Go, four recommendation tickets, Tokisaki Keiki for one recommendation ticket, and What Time is Today for one recommendation ticket. Q Reading Books Four recommendation votes for You Hanshuang Xueyin, and one recommendation vote for Siyuan-Doomsday Fusion
