"Golden Horn and Silver Horn are two well-known bandits around here. They come every month to plunder the fruits and vegetables grown in several nearby villages. Our village is now overwhelmed, and every family cannot have enough to eat.
, and prepare sumptuous food for these two bastards every month."
"The most hateful thing is that they have a treasure, which is a gourd. Yinjiao will call his name every time he comes. If he doesn't call in time, he will be sucked into the gourd and turned into wine."
The old man told Hao Shuai with runny nose and tears about the atrocities committed by Golden Horn and Silver Horn.
"Robber?? Gourd? Turned into wine?" Hao Shuai connected the old man's information together, but it always felt strange.
Are all Taishang Laojun's boys reduced to becoming robbers?
Or just grab food?
However, I still have a treasure gourd in my hand, although the method of using it is reversed.
Because it was so long ago, Hao Shuai couldn't remember whether there were two characters named Golden Horn and Silver Horn in Dragon Ball.
"Fellow folks, thank you for your hard work, we are here again, haha——"
Da da da da da!!!
Just as Hao Shuai was thinking about whether to run away first or stay to see the situation, a man's shout was heard outside the village, as well as the click of a submachine gun firing.
A roar of engines roared into the village.
Hao Shuai took a look and saw two tall and strong men riding a vehicle similar to a 1997-style sidecar motorcycle and stopped in front of the crowd.
These two guys were wearing ordinary martial arts uniforms, wrapped in animal skins, and had gold and silver characters embroidered on their left chests.
The two stood up from the car and each took off their hats, revealing their red and green mohawks and long shawl hair, as well as the red and purple paint on their eyes.
"The uncle is Silver Horn!"
"The uncle is the Golden Horn!"
Yinjiao held a submachine gun and said fiercely to the villagers: "Are the tributes ready?!"
"Is this the golden horn or silver horn you are talking about?" Hao Shuai asked in disbelief as he looked at the trembling villagers.
Just these two bastards dressed in non-mainstream costumes, are they the Golden Horned King and the Silver Horned King who made Sun Wukong helpless?
That’s not right either. Based on time, these two items are not considered non-mainstream~~
After all, Dragon Ball was released in the 1980s, when such hairstyles and outfits were popular among young people in Japan.
No~, I have to use a camera to capture the glorious images of these two people, and show them to the real Golden Horned King and Silver Horned King when I have the opportunity to appreciate them later!
At this time, the old man next to Hao Shuai walked to Yinjiao with a cane and cautiously replied: "Uncle Yinjiao, everything is ready."
Jin Jiao nodded towards Yin Jiao and walked towards the table filled with sumptuous food.
"Click~~"
A camera shutter button sounded, and Jinjiao Yinjiao followed the sound and saw Hao Shuai, who stood out among the crowd.
"Hey, what's your name, kid? Why are you here?" Yinjiao called to Hao Shuai.
"My name is Hao Jian, I just happened to pass by here." Hao Shuai decisively reported his trumpet.
Although I really want to try whether the gourd can suck me in, but think about it, safety first, operate in a standardized manner, and don't make fun of your life.
"Hey hey hey..." After learning Hao Shuai's name, both Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao showed malicious smiles and glanced at Hao Shuai with the eyes of a big fat sheep. Then Yin Jiao spoke,
Said: "Boy, now hand over all the money and universal capsules you have."
It turned out that these two guys saw Hao Shuai's majestic appearance and his luxurious clothes. They looked like a rich man, so they set their sights on Hao Shuai with the idea of making a fortune.
"Are you trying to rob me?" Hao Shuai asked uncertainly.
After traveling for so long, Hao Shuai has not met a brave person for a long time, except for being robbed by black ghosts in the super-out-of-control world.
"Stop talking nonsense and hand it over quickly." Yinjiao urged.
"I also want to hand it over, but the problem is that we don't have anything!" Hao Shuai patted his pocket, which was cleaner than his face.
"There's nothing, then just go die!" Yinjiao, feeling that his work was in vain, angrily pulled the trigger on Hao Shuai.
Da da da!!!
Dazzling flames erupted from the muzzle, and bullet casings continued to fly out from the submachine gun.
Hao Shuai looked at the bullets fired at him, took a breath, stretched out his right hand, and waved it quickly.
"Hiss~~~"
Hao Shuai caught the bullets whizzing in the air one by one with his hands at extremely fast speeds. This scene scared everyone present to take a breath.
With Hao Shuai's strength at this time, it would be too arrogant to say that it was trivial to receive bullets from a submachine gun with bare hands, but it could barely be regarded as medium-grade.
"Ah~~you monster!!"
When Yinjiao came back to his senses, he was so frightened that he screamed. He couldn't even hold the submachine gun in his hand and fell to the ground in a panic.
Jin Jiao was still normal, but his face was a little ugly and solemn. He knew that he had encountered a tough situation today. Just from his ability to catch bullets with his bare hands, he could conclude that the smiling man in front of him was a very strong martial artist.
Home.
Just when Jin Jiao was thinking about what to do next, Hao Shuai spoke first, and he was heard shouting: "Robbery, hand over all the valuable things you have on you."
"Um??"
Everyone present was a little confused. The person who robbed was robbed? What kind of operation is this?
After hearing this, Jin Jiao couldn't help but clenched his fists, suppressing his anger and said: "Brother, your joke is not funny at all."
"What? If you don't think it sounds good to be robbed, then let's put it another way and hand over your valuables to compensate for my medical expenses." Hao Shuai looked at Jin Jiao with indifferent eyes and said slowly.
"Medical expenses? You were not injured at all, why do you need medical expenses?" Yinjiao on the ground muttered.
"Why aren't you injured? Look, the skin on my hand is broken." Hao Shuai opened his right hand and searched carefully, trying to find a place where the skin was peeling.
Unfortunately, after working hard for a long time, I couldn't find any hair.
At this time, Hao Shuai hated himself for training his body so hard.
"I don't care, you just have to hand over your valuables anyway, otherwise..." Hao Shuai said angrily.
After all, because he was not thick-skinned enough, Hao Shuai was a little annoyed by the people present, so he could only take out his temper on the unlucky Jin Yinjiao.
"Damn it, go to hell!" Jinjiao knew that he could not be merciful, and based on the principle of striking first, he pulled out the big knife from his waist and struck Hao Shuai in the head unexpectedly.
Looking at the big knife coming towards him, Hao Shuai smiled disdainfully and was too lazy to move, letting the big knife come down.
"Dang~~"
"Click~~"
A sound of metal knocking and shattering resounded through the scene. Jin Jiao, who thought he had succeeded in a sneak attack and was secretly happy, looked at Hao Shuai who was unharmed with a look of horror, and his hand was broken into several pieces, leaving only the handle of the knife in his hand.
's sword.
"Monster~~" Jin Jiao shouted the same words as Yin Jiao.
