Line explosions often only happen in a split second. Faced with this unexpected incident, the two parties present were confused. Especially Song Meiyue, who was doing yoga, she was in a state of bewilderment.
She never imagined that a pair of good yoga pants would explode due to a simple movement.
This is not what it should be!
It stands to reason that the selling point of yoga pants is their super elasticity. Yoga movements are relatively soft and have a relatively large range. If the pants are not elastic... they will have a great impact on the stretchability of the movements, but it will cause problems with double-angle movements.
...It's just indigo, and it's not very complicated. The result is that the line explodes inexplicably.
The key point is that the location of the line collapse... happens to be at the butt.
"ah!!"
Song Meiyue immediately stood up straight, covering her collapsed buttocks with both hands, while staring straight at the little scoundrel whose face had been filled with astonishment. Her cold, charming and delicate face was already flushed, and she felt extremely ashamed.
, flowing to every part of the body.
at the same time,
Jiang Qi also recovered from his shock. He looked at the blushing vice president's aunt and couldn't help but reveal a knowing smile. Just now... he witnessed a scene that would be unforgettable in his life. In fact, that scene happened quite often.
It can be seen that the unexpected blessing and specific posture... greatly increase the impact, so it has a visually shocking effect.
Sure enough, you still have to listen to your mother!
Jiang Qi felt secretly happy for his original choice. Fortunately, he did not dislike the over-age girl Song Meiyue at that time, otherwise he would have missed such a perfect and exquisite body. The key is that the pretty aunt has more and more ideas, and she is becoming more and more able to seduce men.
Is this an accident?
No, no, no...this is definitely not an accident, this is intentional!
After all, yoga pants will not fall apart casually. If you want to make yoga pants fall apart... it is a bit difficult. It is undeniable that the pretty aunt's buttocks are perfect. They are quite round and sizable at the same time. But the problem is
…Those are yoga pants!
So there is only one truth... She deliberately chose a pair with poor quality and the smallest size, just to create that sudden accident.
Thinking of this,
Jiang Qi sighed deeply in his heart, my pretty aunt...you win!
"You...you saw it?" Song Meiyue blushed with embarrassment and looked at the little villain in front of her. She suppressed the impulse and shame in her heart and said in a squeaky voice: "Actually...just now it was just an accident."
"Is it really an accident?"
"I think there is an article in this, right?" Jiang Qi smiled mischievously: "My pretty aunt... Do you really think that you are a little scoundrel and have no common sense? How can yoga pants blow out threads casually? Yoga pants.
Its characteristics are elasticity and comfort, and it will not make the body feel tense or constrained. I see... you are deliberately trying to seduce me!"
Hearing his remarks, Song Meiyue burst into tears. She wanted to refute angrily, but she didn't know where to start. Thinking about it carefully...it was indeed a bit contrary to common sense. There was no trace of this inexplicable line.
The reason is unless...my butt is too big, or the quality of the yoga pants is too poor.
"You fart!"
"I...I'm not the kind of woman you imagined." Song Meiyue turned her head away, pursed her lips and said angrily: "I...I may have been deceived by a bad merchant. I will go find that store tomorrow.
, I must give an explanation."
As soon as he finished speaking,
Song Meiyue suddenly exclaimed...and the next second she was hugged sideways by Jiang Qi.
Facing Jiang Qi's sudden move, Song Meiyue was anxious, angry, ashamed and angry... but also a little bit happy. Her hands covering her butt gently hugged his neck, and she couldn't help but twist her body.
, I glanced at him secretly from the corner of my eye, not to mention how sexy that evil smile on his face was.
"How long can you hold me like this?" Song Meiyue asked playfully.
"Uh... I don't know." Jiang Qi replied.
"On the wedding day... you have to carry me from my room all the way to the wedding car. Don't be embarrassed then, with so many relatives watching." Song Meiyue said softly, "Come on
Exercise hard... don’t let yourself down at the critical moment.”
"Do not worry."
"Your little villain is very strong!" Jiang Qi said with a smile.
Song Meiyue rolled her eyes, raised her head and tapped his face gently a few times, then brought it close to her ear and asked softly, "Just now...how is your pretty aunt's figure? Is she particularly enchanting? Is she so?"
Particularly sexy and alluring? Is there anything that makes your eyes light up? "
"Hey hey hey."
"You, Sister Yaling, may collapse if you know that your best friend is seducing her son like this every night." Jiang Qi said with a smile.
Song Meiyue pursed her lips, hugged his neck tightly, and said slightly arrogantly: "I just want to seduce her son, every night, and then piss her to death... I feel a little angry just thinking about it.
After watching my jokes for so long, I’m really tired of it... The clown is actually me."
Said,
She opened her small mouth and bit his chin, and said in a squeaky voice: "Hold me over..."
Then Jiang Qi hugged the mature, sexy and charming pretty aunt, strolled to the edge of the bed, and then threw her over.
There was a bang,
Song Meiyue rolled around on the bed twice, and the gaping hole in her buttocks became even bigger, even...
"Jiang! Qi!"
Song Meiyue sat up and stared angrily at the stinky man in front of her. She wished she could eat him alive. She gritted her teeth and said, "You...if you dare to go to bed, I...I will definitely beat you to death!"
"..."
"goodbye!"
Jiang Qi was ready to run away and go downstairs to hide from the limelight...
Seeing that he was really going to leave, Song Meiyue was not happy on the spot. Regardless of the stringy yoga pants she was wearing, she stood up hurriedly, grabbed him, and turned her head to the side angrily, angrily.
Asked: "Where are you going? Do I...do I allow you to go?"
"You won't let me go to bed, why should I stay here?" Jiang Qi asked.
"me…"
Song Meiyue bit her lips tightly, with a hint of displeasure on her brows, and tried to drag him back. However, she found that this man was fighting against her, and she immediately became angry. She struggled to drag him back to the bed, and then directly pulled him back to the bed.
He was pressed down underneath him, staring at him angrily.
In the dark wolf den, the two silent people stared at each other. A warm atmosphere gradually began to ferment. Song Meiyue's angry emotions slowly melted away, turning into a pool of warm current flowing through her body. Her eyes began to become blurred, and a trace of
Silk obsession.
She leaned down gently, tapped his mouth a few times, and said leisurely: "There's really nothing I can do about you..."
As soon as the words fell,
Leaving his body, Song Meiyue got out of bed and took off her frayed yoga pants, and then threw them in his face accurately.
"Are you seriously ill?"
"Last time, he threw the pants he was wearing in my face and stuffed them into my pants pocket on purpose. This time, he threw the yoga pants he was wearing in my face again..." Jiang Qi put on the broken pants.
Throwing the yoga pants aside, he said with disgust: "This is so disgusting...can you be normal?"
Song Meiyue looked at him with a charming face and said softly: "I think you quite like it."
talking,
He took off his sports vest and got into bed again.
She turned over and looked at him seductively, and asked as thinly as an ant: "Did Sister Yaling tell you...she plans to take you to the capital this year to meet your relatives."
"Um…"
"Talked."
Jiang Qi also got into the quilt, frowned and said bitterly: "Actually, sister Yaling... I don't know how to say it. I hope everything goes well."
Feeling the trouble in her little husband's heart, Song Meiyue moved her body, pressed closely against him, raised one of her jade legs and put it on his crotch, and said softly, "I really can't...I'll go with you."
.”
"Well…"
"Let's talk about it then."
"Maybe you
Sister Hongling will not agree, after all, it will make you very embarrassed." Jiang Qi said.
"how come!"
Song Meiyue said unconvinced: "I will go with you, and then I will watch...who dares to bully you and Sister Yaling."
Jiang Qi smiled helplessly, and was no longer in the mood to continue playing with Song Meiyue. He stared blankly at the ceiling above his head, his thoughts a little confused... and a little melancholy. He didn't know if returning to the capital with his mother would go smoothly. The key is
Mom went there with emotions, and it might end in tragedy.
Seeing that her little scoundrel remained silent, Song Meiyue was a little at a loss. She wanted to enlighten him, but she didn't know where to start. She pursed her lips... and rubbed her calf against him gently, feeling his tingling.
The hair on his legs, he said softly: "Don't worry... I will be with you, I will take care of everything."
"Go to sleep.
Jiang Qi smiled and said, "I'll take you to work tomorrow."
"oh."
Song Meiyue responded obediently.
…
…
The next morning,
Sunlight shines through the cracks in the window into the wolf's den.
Song Meiyue was lying on the bed in confusion, and Jiang Qi had disappeared without a trace. After a while... Jiang Qi sat up from the floor beside the bed, turned to look at her lying on the bed, and felt a little confused.
of.
"Ouch..."
"I really suffered!"
"Aunt Qiao is good at everything...but this sleeping situation is really...unacceptable." Jiang Qi didn't know when he fell. He might have fallen in the middle of the night, or he might have just fallen. But luckily he opened it last week.
Turn off the floor heating, otherwise... I will definitely be sent to the hospital again.
Jiang Qi noticed the frayed yoga pants beside him, and couldn't help but think of last night's scene in his mind. The unspeakable scene was still vivid in his mind.
At this time,
Song Meiyue woke up from her sleep. Looking at Jiang Qi who was sitting on the ground in a daze, she knew that he had been kicked by her again last night. Suddenly, bursts of red glow appeared on both sides of her face.
"Little husband~"
"Come up quickly!"
"Auntie Qiao wants you to give her a hug~~~"
In an instant,
Jiang Qi's whole body was trembling.
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