Chapter 483 Brother-in-law was recruited by us (12)
When Zhao Yu heard Zhang Wenzhong's words, he fell into some kind of confusion. He was confused by the complicated relationship in front of him. The relationship between his cousin-in-law and his cousin...at one moment it was the relationship between his aunt and his nephew.
Sometimes it is the relationship between sister and brother, and sometimes it is the relationship between husband and wife... How did this come about?
I still have a doubt...
My cousin and her mother-in-law are best friends, and her mother-in-law and her mother are best friends. So...then if we think about it, wouldn't my cousin and her mother be best friends? How did this relationship come about?
Even though Zhao Yu has a genius-like IQ, he is still confused at this moment. He even feels that his brain is a little insufficient. He can't figure out the relationship spectrum even after thinking about it. It is simply too complicated... This is much more difficult than quantum mechanics.
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"Cousin-in-law...you...this..."
Zhao Yu looked at Jiang Qi, who was sitting across from him, and opened his mouth...but he choked back the words as soon as they came to his lips.
"Accident... purely accidental."
"Although when I first met cousin Tingting, I already knew that she was my mother's best friend, but at the time I thought it was impossible... I never expected it." Jiang Qi sighed, with a hint of melancholy and sadness on his brows.
Helpless, he replied: "Cousin Tingting's attack was too fierce. She was already thirty-one years old at that time."
As soon as the words fell,
Looking at her brother-in-law meaningfully, she said with a smile: "You may not understand how serious a woman is after thirty, which can kill someone. The key is cousin Tingting... Anyway, let's put it this way, your cousin-in-law
At that time, I was blinded by lust and fell into her trap without realizing it."
"Oh... about the same as me."
"I...I was also carried away and couldn't wait to confess my feelings." Zhao Yu pursed his lips, then looked at Zhang Wenzhong and asked softly: "Brother-in-law Zhang...are you the same as us?
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"Um."
"We are all the same...I was also attracted by the beauty of your sister Feifei, and then...and then embarked on a road of no return." Zhang Wenzhong sighed, with a look of despair on his face, and murmured to himself
road.
In an instant,
The atmosphere at the dinner table fell into silence. The three of them remained silent and sat there blankly...like three extremely ferocious lions, a little dying after the battle...licking silently in the corner.
Holding his wounds, waiting for death to come.
at this time,
The waiter brought the dishes to the table, breaking the awkward atmosphere.
"Cousin-in-law...Brother-in-law Zhang."
"If my cousin and Sister Feifei are angry...how do you two cope with it?" Zhao Yu mentioned a key question, a question that made him extremely confused in the process of love. For this person who puts all his thoughts on science
For men on the Internet, how to resolve conflicts between men and women is even more difficult than studying quantum teleportation.
"Well..."
"Why don't you go ahead and say it first, and I'll be the one to finish... After all, my wife is much more fierce than your wife." Jiang Qi said to Zhang Wenzhong.
"Fine."
"Then let me talk about some of my experiences first." Zhang Wenzhong put down his chopsticks, looked at his brother-in-law in front of him, and said meaningfully: "I am a procrastinator...simply put, I pretend to be dead when your sister Feifei gets angry.
, I usually stay silent...I will never touch her lightning line. The so-called silence is golden...that's the truth."
"Of course!"
"This method is also based on people. You, Sister Feifei, belong to the kind...if someone talks back to her, she becomes more fierce. If no one talks to her, she will calm down." Zhang Wenzhong said seriously: "Don't choose blindly.
My way...is to formulate a solution based on your own woman's personality."
The words fell,
He pursed his lips lightly and continued: "Listen to your cousin's husband. He is quite knowledgeable in this area. This woman of your cousin... cannot be described as generally fierce. She should be the most cruel in the world.
He's a real person, but looking at your cousin-in-law... he's active and active all day long, that's enough to explain everything."
"No no."
"Compared to my father-in-law and uncle...I am ranked third in the world at most, and these two are the most experienced people!" Jiang Qi waved his hand humbly and said lightly: "Let me talk about my experience next. Compared with
Compared with your brother-in-law Zhang's singleness, your cousin-in-law and I have richer methods."
Zhao Yu hurriedly corrected his attitude and asked respectfully: "I'm all ears!"
"It's very simple..."
"Four words...prescribe the right medicine to the case!" Jiang Qi said seriously: "Based on how angry cousin Tingting is, why she is angry...and the final consequences, we will make a temporary solution. Of course...in fact, these so-called...
The plan, in the final analysis, is just to deal with it, and in the end, without exception... they will take the road of taking the initiative."
"Brother-in-law Zhang is still exploring and researching."
"But your cousin-in-law, I... have already taken the lead!" Jiang Qi said with a smile: "Women... are all emotional animals. When she is angry, if you comfort her, all the anger will disappear. If it really disappears,
If you don’t let it go... then sacrifice your own waist and fight her hard and forcefully... with real swords and guns."
"Do you know how to work hard?" Jiang Qi asked.
Zhao Yu shook his head, his face full of doubts and confusion about life.
"You will know later."
"Anyway, this is a process...you haven't reached this stage yet." Jiang Qi paused and continued: "I will teach you how to coax Tingting first, and your brother-in-law Zhang will teach you...how to behave while kneeling.
."
"ah?"
"Be a human on your knees?"
Zhao Yu looked at Zhang Wenzhong in horror, his eyes filled with astonishment.
"I'm not asking you to kneel down, but... I'm just trying to be a human being with my tail between my legs. Do you want to be beaten to death by Tingting?" Zhang Wenzhong said angrily.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Oh... Then I still want to live." Zhao Yu replied.
"Ahem!"
Jiang Qi coughed a few times and said leisurely: "Let's eat first... After eating, your brother-in-law Zhang and I will take a rest and take you to the bar for a refreshing walk in the evening. As for tomorrow..."
Speaking of which,
Turning his head to look at Zhang Wenzhong, the two people's eyes were focused together at this moment, conveying their information to each other.
"Tomorrow we will make our own arrangements, and then we will meet in the evening... We will go to the spa in the evening, and then continue to have fun in the bar. On the third day... we will make our own arrangements during the day, and at night we will do some elegant art to let the artistic atmosphere
Let the whole body be edified, on the fourth day...the fourth day...we want to have a party." Jiang Qi said.
After listening to his cousin's husband's itinerary, Zhao Yu didn't feel anything, except that the last party was a bit too much... It was obvious that his cousin had no good intentions. If nothing else, his party was full of young women with big breasts and perky butts.
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"Cousin-in-law..."
"With all due respect... let's just skip this party. Tingting will definitely know about it and report it when the time comes... You two will probably be in a coffin when you return home. Why don't I take you to a football match? What do you think?
How is it?" Zhao Yu said.
"no!"
"We don't watch football!"
Jiang Qi and Zhang Wenzhong shook their heads, and they resolutely implemented their opinions.
In the end, thanks to Zhao Yu's unremitting efforts, his two brothers-in-law compromised and went to watch a so-called Premier League game.
suddenly,
Zhao Yu's cell phone rang. He glanced at the caller...and his face turned pale with fright. He hurriedly raised his head, looked at his two brothers-in-law bitterly, and said cautiously: "It's Tingting's call. She must know me."
Sneaked out."
"You know it if you know it."
"What's the point of panic? The two of us are protecting you...what are you afraid of her doing?" Jiang Qi said with a look of disgust on his face: "You can take it first."
Zhao Yu curled his lips and picked up the phone bravely. The next second... that terrifying voice echoed in his ears.
"where?"
Miao Tingting asked coldly.
"me..."
Although Miao Tingting was not by his side, he felt that she was right in front of him, and the invisible pressure rushed towards him, making him almost unable to breathe.
"I'm having dinner with my two brothers-in-law." Zhao Yu replied silently.
"Arrived already?"
Miao Tingting, who was sitting in her office, immediately frowned. She had received a call from her cousin earlier, informing her that... two people came together and asked her to keep a watchful eye and not to act recklessly in the UK. She was especially wary of being around these two people.
any woman.
Could it be that they came to England in silence to do some tricks? I heard from my cousin that they brought a lot of money with them.
"Where are you?"
"I'll be there immediately." Miao Tingting still said coldly.
"ah?"
"This...this..." Zhao Yu didn't know what to do for a while.
Hearing her man's hesitation, Miao Tingting instantly became furious, and at the same time she felt a little anxious... Not long after the three of them met, her future husband already showed signs of resistance. If he stayed for a few more days... I'm afraid he wouldn't be with her.
Do it yourself.
"Ah for what!"
"Hurry up and tell me where it is!" Miao Tingting said angrily: "Don't make me angry."
Faced with the visible danger...Miao Tingting stopped pretending to show off her cards and exposed her true nature without any cover-up. She said angrily: "Zhao...don't challenge my bottom line, and don't challenge my patience.
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It’s over!
This woman is no longer acting!
Zhao Yu was born in a scholarly family. The women he had come into contact with since childhood were all gentle and elegant types. Miao Tingting was the first violent woman he met, but she was also the last woman... He has been firmly entrapped.
The ground was taken care of.
Jiang Qi noticed his brother-in-law's embarrassment and silently stretched out his hand...and handed it to Zhao Yu, indicating to give him the phone.
Seeing his brother-in-law take action, Zhao Yu felt like he saw God and hurriedly handed the phone into his hand.
"Hello!"
"I am your cousin-in-law."
"Brother-in-law is temporarily employed by me and your sister Feifei's husband. If there is nothing important... don't call us casually." Jiang Qi said seriously: "That's it... you go to work well, goodbye!
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After saying that,
Just hang up and turn off the phone, all at once.
at the same time,
Zhao Yu stared at his cousin-in-law, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.
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