Chapter 485: Brother-in-law, have you failed in your studies?
Zhao Yu once thought that his cousin-in-law had no money and that he might just be a talkative king. However, what he said just now... completely broke his previous understanding. It turned out that his cousin-in-law's methods were so superb. No wonder he was able to
His mother's best friend got it, and it was really difficult to do it without the real thing.
"Listening to what you have to say is better than studying for ten years!" Zhao Yu looked at his cousin-in-law with admiration and said with emotion: "This set of operations is as smooth as flowing water. This skill is so profound... I don't even know
It’s time to say something. In short, thousands of words can be condensed into one sentence... Cousin-in-law, you are my idol!"
"Ouch..."
"It's a small scene! This is just for the entry-level." Faced with his brother-in-law's exaggeration, Jiang Qi said lightly with a hint of pride in his eyebrows: "Zhao Yu... This is the way for entry-level students. First, ask her a question... a
She cannot solve the problem, and then you give the answer...expand the question based on this answer, of course...there needs to be physical contact here, so that the constructed romance...can flow into her body. "
"In this case..."
"Will Tingting still scold you? Will she beat you? She has been paralyzed for a long time! She has no strength in her body. At this time... she is not at your mercy?" Jiang Qi winked at Zhao Yu and continued: "Be good when you go back.
Think about it, this trick is universal and can be eaten by even tigresses. Cousin Tingting is actually the most ferocious tigress. I have used this trick to escape from the tiger's mouth many times."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"Cousin-in-law... thank you. I will learn more about it after I go back." Zhao Yu clicked on the response bag repeatedly, pursed his lips... and asked cautiously: "Brother-in-law... if these are called elementary routines, what are intermediate routines?
Routines? What do advanced routines look like?"
Jiang Qi picked up his wine glass, took a sip gently, and said angrily: "You... learn to walk first. They are crawling on the ground, and then they start thinking about running away. Who will die if you don't die?" "I'm just curious.
"
"Cousin-in-law...just say it." Zhao Yu looked at him longingly. At this time,
Zhang Wenzhong, who was standing next to him, spoke up and said to Jiang Qi mysteriously: "Show it... lest we think we have nothing to offer."
"Okay, okay."
"If the primary routine is called taking the initiative, then the intermediate routine is playing hard to get... The answer lies in the riddle. In order to deceive the opponent better, you deliberately reveal a little bit of weakness first." Jiang Qi said calmly: "Let's use a simple analogy... You first
Making her angry and then coaxing her back is roughly the trick."
"ah?"
"Then...then if I don't coax him well, wouldn't I just fall into a trap?" Zhao Yu asked doubtfully.
Jiang Qi rolled his eyes and said seriously: "First of all, you have enough confidence by using this move. Secondly... this move is not used to solve the problem, but to consolidate her love for you.
, if Tingting herself is angry, wouldn't you be seeking death by using this trick?"
"That's right..."
"Although I don't understand it very well, it sounds very high-end. Sure enough...in this ocean of love, I am just a drop in the ocean." Zhao Yu sighed and said helplessly to himself: "I don't know when I will be able to reach my level of expression."
The realm of brother-in-law." "Actually..."
"Brother-in-law Zhang and I both hope that you will never have to use these tricks in your life, and we also hope that you will never reach our level, because if you want to reach our level, you need to pay lessons in blood and tears, and you need to learn it again and again.
Constant friction on the verge of death. "Jiang Qi looked at his cousin-in-law and said seriously: "Do you understand what I mean?"
"That's right."
"And the life of these two people... ultimately depends on complementarity." Zhang Wenzhong interjected. "Two brothers-in-law."
"The truth... I understand it all, but what's the use of understanding it? The key point is that she doesn't make sense!" Zhao Yu said bitterly: "Let's just take what happened last time. My colleagues in the office and I were talking about research directions.
, one of the professors was single, and I couldn’t say he was good-looking, but he was still passable... As a result, Tingting became jealous. "
"Yin Ming is much prettier than that person, but she got angry out of nowhere... and she blamed me for everything." Even though the past events are brought up again, my face is still full of pain.
Zhao Yu's brows were full of sorrow, and he murmured: "When will it be over?"
Jiang Qi raised his arm, patted his shoulder gently, and said with a smile: "When heaven assigns a great responsibility to a person, he must first work hard on his mind, work his muscles and bones, and starve his body." "That's right."
"How can you see a rainbow if you haven't experienced wind and rain?" Zhao Yu replied silently. In the following time,
Jiang Qi taught a few more basic tricks, while Zhang Wenzhong taught some rules for living quietly. Zhao Yu was stunned for a while, and a huge amount of knowledge was poured into his mind like a spoon-feeding method.
A bit muddy and stiff.
…
Night is always quiet.
Jiang Qi stayed in his room. At this time, he was enjoying the pleasure of taking a bath. The warm water wrapped around his waist, and the original soreness was instantly healed.
at this time,
The phone rang... I opened my eyes silently, stood up and looked at the caller. I found out that it was my pretty aunt. I hurriedly pressed the speakerphone button and said softly: "My dear wife, where are you?"
Isn’t it only seven in the morning? Why don’t you sleep a little longer? "
"I miss you…"
Song Meiyue, who had just woken up, hugged her own quilt and lay on her side on the double bed. Her red mouth was slightly pouted and she murmured: "When will you come back?"
Facing the pretty aunt who suddenly became delicate, Jiang Qi had no room to resist and said softly: "I'll go back in two days..."
"Um…"
"Then I'll wait for you at home." Song Meiyue said, "Where will you be at night?"
"It's a bar."
"This is a kind of British culture, but don't worry...it's not the type to have fun." Jiang Qi explained.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "I know."
Song Meiyue turned around, stared at the ceiling above her head, and asked in a playful voice: "Is there any young and beautiful girl coming to chat with you? Tell me the truth... don't give me any sloppy eyes." Actually.
…
Jiang Qi was actually approached by several female students nearby, but he rejected them all. "Hey..."
"Your husband's charm is still good. I was in the bar with Wenzhong and my brother-in-law today. Several waves of young women came in one after another, but I rejected them all." Jiang Qi returned to the bathtub, put the phone next to his head, and closed it.
His eyes said silently: "In my heart... you will always be irreplaceable. No woman can squeeze you out of my heart."
This was an ordinary witticism, but it made Aunt Song, who had just woken up, feel a little emotional. She murmured: "That's not necessarily true... If I have another daughter in the future, you... you will definitely take it seriously.
Put it all on my daughter and ignore me from now on." "My daughter..."
"You should love me to death!" Jiang Qi replied with a smile: "Isn't your dad like that too?" "Humph!"
Song Meiyue snorted angrily, and then asked delicately: "You didn't lead your brother-in-law into evil, did you?" "What do you mean by leading into evil?"
"This is what we call bringing him to the right path!" Jiang Qi withdrew and said seriously: "I taught him many, many ways to coax women. Although I don't know how much he absorbed, as long as he applies it to one percent...
I think it’s enough to handle your cousin.”
Song Meiyue didn't say much. Now she cares more about when her man will come back. She suddenly doesn't have him in her life, and she always feels like she has lost something... In fact, Song Meiyue has regarded Jiang Qi as the backbone of the family. What happens when she is used to it?
Just go to him, even for trivial matters...
Immediately afterwards,
The young couple started talking about love on the phone, and all kinds of disgusting love words reached each other's ears, especially Jiang Qi... He had no bottom line, and even teased the lonely pretty aunt... His whole body was trembling,
The hysterical desire deep in my heart surged to almost every part of my body.
"You little rascal..."
Song Meiyue bit her lower lip, her face filled with a delicate charm, like a blooming rose. Her figure and temperament... showed her full maturity to the most vivid degree, and said in a squeaky voice: "I won't follow you.
I told you...I'm going to take a shower. I have some things to do at the company today."
The words fell,
After a short pause, he continued: "Be good today and don't go to any messy places. When you return to China... I want to check my wife."
"Yes Yes Yes!"
"Wife, please rest assured, my husband's body only belongs to you." Jiang Qi smiled coquettishly and said, "When the time comes... I will let you soar into the sky and become a blockbuster."
"Hate!"
"Hang it, hang it...stinky man!"
Song Meiyue blushed and said angrily: "Go to bed early..."
"Um…"
"As you command!"
"My Queen."
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The next day,
Jiang Qi and Zhang Wenzhong, the father-in-law and father-in-law, are enjoying English breakfast in the hotel's cafeteria. Although Britain is a food desert, breakfast is famous for its rich dishes. It can be called the dawn of British dark cuisine. Of course
…This is all due to my poor foundation. If I get a little better, it will be great.
"Tell me...how was my brother-in-law's performance last night?" Zhang Wenzhong was eating omelette and casually asked Jiang Qi across from him. "It shouldn't be bad."
"We have all been taught so many things. Even if we don't learn them all, if we learn 10%... we will be able to handle Tingting in a short time." Jiang Qi replied.
Zhang Wenzhong sighed, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said worriedly: "I'm afraid that after we taught so much, my brother-in-law just got a rough idea. His confused expression at that time, I saw... something bad happened..."
Before he could finish his words, Zhang Wenzhong suddenly noticed the figure of a young girl appearing at the door of the restaurant, and his scalp was immediately numb with fear.
"It's over, it's over!"
"Tingting is here!"
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