This garden party has two words: "comparison" on the surface.
Mother-in-laws compete with daughters-in-law, and daughters-in-law compete with pets and talents.
Comparing each other, they began to "pinch" each other, and the literary fight turned into a physical fight.
Throw your fists, scratch your face, pull your hair, whatever you can do to gain the upper hand.
The pampered cats and dogs no longer have cute images, and they "fight fiercely" with their masters with open teeth and claws.
At this time, someone's mother-in-law shouted: "Catch her."
Suddenly, a tough woman swept Tang's legs, tripping Qianru to the ground.
Before my little idea of sitting on a mountain and watching tigers fight could succeed, I was overwhelmed by a group of people.
Xiangxiang came to help her, but was also pinned down.
Since there is no such thing as etiquette, Qianru doesn't care about that much.
Medicinal powder is her usual weapon. She grabbed a packet of itchy medicinal powder from her arms, rubbed a little on this hand, and rubbed a handful on that face.
In just a moment, the people pressing them became a mess.
You push me and push me, causing chaos.
Qianru hurriedly helped Xiangxiang up and fled, but unexpectedly she was blocked by a group of mothers-in-law.
Oh my God! This is really a mantis stalking the cicada and the oriole behind.
Seeing that the loss was certain, Xiangxiang did not hesitate to strike first.
She had been dancing since she was a child, and her muscles and bones were soft. When she raised her foot, the mother-in-law of unknown family fell to the ground with her arms and legs spread out.
"Assault."
"No respect for the elderly."
"Old sisters, we must teach these two ignorant people a lesson today and correct their ways!"
After that, everyone took out their own weapons.
Whips, canes, needles, ropes, all kinds of things.
Oh my god! They came to the palace's garden party, and they were allowed to bring weapons.
Qianru looked back at Xiao Lian'er in horror, but Xiao Lian'er looked around and pretended not to see it.
There is nothing I can do, it is not easy for me to die anyway.
She took the lead and threw Xiangxiang to the ground, firmly protecting her under her body.
On the other side of the courtyard wall, Shangguan Yuan, who was watching, could no longer calm down. He jumped over the wall and fiercely protected his wife.
A group of mothers-in-law became angry and complained to Xiao Lian'er, "Princess, why do we allow men to interfere in our women's garden party?"
Xiao Lian'er was embarrassed and refused to come to Taiwan.
Fortunately, Changsun Ji won over King Luo in advance.
"Don't be upset, everyone. I see that everyone is a little tired from playing, and their makeup and hair are all messed up. Why don't you take a rest for a while and see how we, the great gentlemen, compete."
The daughters-in-law in the circle of noble ladies were immediately overjoyed, but when they saw their mother-in-law's gloomy face, they had to restrain themselves, respectfully, and obediently leaned over to agree, saying: "Everything must be obeyed by my mother-in-law!"
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With their vanity satisfied, the mothers-in-law in the ladies circle finally took a step back.
Shangguan Yuan was not good at crickets, grasshoppers, fighting cocks, and fighting birds, and he was quickly defeated.
However, Changsunji was an expert at these things and won a great victory, especially Little Pipi, who almost killed other birds with one claw.
When the mothers-in-law saw that their sons had lost, they were filled with hatred. They all glared at their daughters-in-law and yelled at them to join them in the competition.
In order for everyone to have a good time, Xiao Lian'er had no choice but to persuade King Luo to change the rules.
But the purpose of the ladies is too simple and obvious.
In the martial arts fight, all the men fight against one Shangguan Yuan; in the literary fight, all the women fight against Qianru in the drinking ceremony.
This kind of competition is unprecedented!
Qianru never expected that such a situation would happen.
In such a matter of fighting, Changsunji decisively abstained.
As for the drinking order, Xiangxiang had less than two or three poems and songs in total in his mind, so he had no choice but to abstain.
Originally, Shangguan Yuan was not afraid of fighting. Most of the aristocratic children around him who had temporary posts in the army were friendly with him. As for the other low-income people who could not even get positions, he did not take it seriously at all.
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Unexpectedly, Princess Nandu actually suggested that those wine and rice bags could be replaced by substitutes, and King Luo and his wife actually agreed.
It's obvious that I want to beat him, so where's the fun of the game at all?
And Qianru's side wasn't much better.
She was not afraid of simply comparing poems and songs. She didn't expect that the ladies' drinking orders were not compared to poems and couplets, but to swearing. Anyone who couldn't follow the curse would be fined with alcohol.
So vulgar!
Adhering to the bottom line of not swearing and never swearing even to death, Qianru endured her anger and drank one glass after another of fine wine.
She didn't usually drink, but she didn't know that she had such a good drinking capacity. After being fed two jars of wine, it was like drinking plain water, and nothing happened.
Nandu was unwilling and asked to change the wine into vinegar.
Qianru couldn't bear it and said angrily: "If you compete with me, I will agree to use jealousy."
"You can't afford it, can you?"
"If you're afraid, just admit defeat!"
"If you can't afford to lose, just go home and hide and don't go out!"
Qianru was anxious, "If you're jealous, just be jealous, but I have something to say first. Think clearly about what you have scolded just now, and don't repeat the same thing?"
A bunch of shrews, who usually cursed people for several hours without repeating the same thing, so they responded with confidence.
Unexpectedly, there are only so many curse words that are commonly used. There are more than a hundred of them, and they have already exhausted their curse words for less than half an hour. As a last resort, they can only swallow jealousy.
Qianru took a sip, and when it was their turn, they had to drink too.
With peace as the most important thing, Xiao Lian'er wanted to stop the competition, but the ladies in the ladies circle all listened to Princess Nandu's wishes.
Xiao Lian'er drank a bowl of dry vinegar for free, stood up from the table, and started arguing with Princess Nandu.
"They have been competing for so long, and it seems unreasonable for us not to compete, right?"
"What do you want to compare to?"
Princess Nandu expected that Xiao Lian'er was also illiterate. Even if the contest was mostly about archery and horse riding, it turned out that Xiao Lian'er was competing in pot throwing.
This was too trivial for her, so she accepted the challenge without hesitation.
After winning two out of three games, Xiao Lian'er lost one game at the beginning and got angry.
She didn't expect that Princess Nandu's memory of throwing pots was so good, so she thought of hiring a substitute.
But who can help him, so that he can be proud of his face when he wins and not lose his face when he loses?
She looked around, and finally her eyes fell on Qianru.
Qianru didn't expect that she was so "good" in luck. She wanted to cry but had no tears. Her body was weak and weak. The most important thing was that she couldn't throw the pot at all.
After much thought, I had no choice but to try the trick I used to make money with Pang Yu again.
Fortunately, no one in the ladies circle knew about this, and Princess Nandu also expected that she would not win, so she graciously agreed to change the rules and vote against the pot.
Each person has ten arrows, and whoever hits the most will be the winner.
Princess Nandu was very clever. When she tried to throw one of her arrows but failed, she asked her to throw her arrows and waited until she finished throwing her arrows before throwing her arrows.
In this way, if Qianru hits the shot, she can learn from the side. If Qianru misses the shot, at most everyone will miss.
But for Qianru, she must win. Only by winning can both herself and Xiao Lian'er lose face, and Xiao Lian'er will stand on their side again in the future.
So, she had no choice but to use the little trick she used to win Pang Yu back then.
She was lucky and made nine out of ten shots.
Seeing how simple it was, Princess Nandu was careless and lost one of her shots, hitting eight out of ten shots.
Two out of three games, now both sides have won one game, how to compete in the remaining game?
At this time, the fight on Shangguan Yuan's side was finished.
In fact, they were just showing off and not serious at all.
King Luo took a step forward and pretended to scold Xiao Lian'er, "We are all from the same family, how can you bully my own sister just because you are the master? In this game, I am competing for my sister."
Xiao Lian'er thought to herself that this was a good idea. It would not only give Princess Nandu face, but also bring shame to her family, so she nodded in agreement.
Princess Nandu didn't want to lose the last game, so she agreed to King Luo to replace her.
King Luo was not that stupid. He slapped his own princess in the face and called Shangguan Yuan over, "It was your wife who was competing just now, now you take his place."
If it were someone else who knew the current affairs, he would have allowed King Luo to win.
But Shangguan Yuan was a serious man, and in the end he won King Luo in a serious manner. In the end, because he hit the pot perfectly for the first time, he even said happily: "This is really too simple!"
Princess Nandu left in anger, and a group of nobles also coaxed their wives and mothers to leave in despair.
A garden of mess was left behind.
Xiao Lian'er's face was full of gloom, and Qianru thought she must have gotten into trouble this time.
Unexpectedly, when Princess Nandu walked away, Xiao Lian'er was so happy that she leaned forward and backward.
It turns out that rather than protecting Princess Nandu's dignity, she wanted this arrogant eldest sister who always caused trouble for her family to be taught a lesson.
Willows planted unintentionally create shade.
After all the commotion, King Luo and his wife were successfully drawn into his camp.
Xiao Lian'er excitedly grabbed Xiangxiang with one hand and Qianru with the other, saying that from today on, the three of them will be good sisters who have been through fire and water.