"You smoke your dick, I just lit it. Nini, take your partner to wash it up." The old man said.
"Didn't you say that you can't wash your elders after they have passed away and not been buried?" Gu Man's voice was very loud, and she gestured with her hands to wash her face. Her grandfather had tinnitus and could hardly hear what others said.
"What can't be done? It's all feudal superstition. Why do you believe in that? People are dead. Once they die, they are gone. When people die, they become a handful of ashes when a lamp goes out. This makes living people unable to wash their faces for several days.
Regarding feet, any taboos, especially if relatives cannot wash their faces, are all lies.
Wouldn't it be enough to be nicer to the dead? After death, they are all staged for the living. It is nothing more than making the living suffer a little to remember this moment. What is disrespectful to the dead? Those words are all lies, and they are not given to him.
It’s all broken bones and ashes. Go and wash yourself. It’s fine. Don’t believe that.
I never believe in those who are still alive and well. As long as people don’t do anything bad, they have nothing to fear and nothing to worry about.”
After speaking, the old man smiled, took another puff of cigarette, and took out a cigarette and handed it to Zhao Mingyang. Zhao Mingyang caught it this time and lit it, but he didn't smoke much.
Gu Man said that his grandfather used to be a businessman. When he got old, he went home to live a happy life. It was his grandfather who brought his two sons into the city.
Zhao Mingyang asked Gu Man to take a chair and sit with the old man for a while. This was a courtesy. At this hour, the old man didn't even sleep. He really couldn't sleep. After all, it was his younger brother who died.
"When he was a child, he was disobedient and loved to cause trouble. He was arrested in the 1950s because he was drunk and said the wrong thing. When he was released, he was almost 30 years old. He didn't know any skills. He followed me to learn bricklaying. I took him wherever he went.
Hold him.
After working for a few years and earning some savings, I built the house I have now. I was looking for a matchmaker and found a widow with two children. But he didn't know how to treat her, so he just lived with her for a few days and then we got married.
Forget it, I have been a bachelor since then. What's the use? If I die, I won't even have any descendants to take care of my affairs. If I don't help, no one will ask him. The third child is useless and can't take care of things.
, just hide when something happens.
In the 1970s, I asked my second son to go to the city with me. I took the whole family to the city to seek life. He didn’t go, and neither did the third son. Our family suffered at that time. The roof of the house we rented in the city was leaking.
, a family of four lives in less than ten square meters of house.
The two children were not young at that time. They were fifteen or sixteen, and they followed me to make candied haws and roasted sweet potatoes and sell them on the street. In the 1980s, the policy was relaxed, and I asked the two children to go to school and do nothing.
It's impossible to be uneducated. Since ancient times, educated people have suffered less.
The eldest brother got married to his wife when he was in college. After graduation, he gave birth to a girl without missing a moment. Later, after the eldest brother graduated, he joined a TV station. After the second brother graduated, the eldest brother introduced him to a newspaper office. Life got better for our family.
, but this younger brother of mine is still a bachelor.
In the 1990s, I opened a grain and oil store and asked him to work with me. He would stay at home if he didn't go there. Later, I asked someone to find him a job as a school janitor. He worked there for more than ten years. Before, he was just a boring gourd, but he didn't expect that he would become old when he got old.
It's like a different person. I go to brothels every day, and I go there if I have some money. In the end, I die on a woman's body. It's so embarrassing.
But what should I do if I am embarrassed? My biological brother, my biological brother~ I asked my two sons to handle the funeral affairs for their second uncle. To make it more lively, I can’t just send him away and be cremated and buried. What should I do if someone dies?
What should I do for him? Just like when I was a kid, he made me angry and I had to cook him a bowl of noodles for his birthday.
Brother, if you are a mother-in-law, no matter how others laugh at you, the younger generation will have to kowtow to him or give him a ride. Besides, if the old bachelor dies like this, no one will say anything, so why not?
He's dead, hey~
He's dead, he's dead, and the third child's health is not good either, and his whole body is full of diseases."
The old man said to himself, Zhao Mingyang lit a cigarette for him and said nothing, just sat with him and listened to what he said.
About half an hour later, the door to the house was pushed open, and an old lady with gray hair came out wearing a coat and said: "Deaf! Why are you still up so late? What are you doing!"
Oops! Who is Nini? Who is your partner?"
"Yes." Gu Man said.
"My grandson-in-law, have you eaten? If not, I'll get you some food." The old lady came over and grabbed Zhao Mingyang's hand and said, looking left and right, looking at Zhao Mingyang seriously.
"The girl also said that she would bring you back during the Mid-Autumn Festival. No, my grandson-in-law is no bad, he looks very talented." The old lady patted the old man and pointed at Zhao Mingyang and shouted.
"It's not bad, it's not bad, it's not bad." The old man said, and he could actually hear the old lady's words.
"Grandpa and grandma, please go to bed quickly, it's getting late." Gu Man said after washing up.
"Son-in-law, please go and wash up first. You two will sleep in the east room. I have made the bed. I thought Nini would come back by herself, so I am holding a quilt for you." The old lady turned around and walked into the house. The old man stood up and Zhao Mingyang came forward.
Rejected: "No, you can go, just go about your business."
The old man's back was indescribably sad. His sadness was something no one wanted to hear. After Zhao Mingyang heard it, he felt a lot more comfortable.
Zhao Mingyang glanced at Gu Man, what do you mean? Want to have sex again? You didn't do anything last time, this time~
My second grandfather is having a funeral, and I am going to have fun at this time. I wonder if the old man will be mad to death?
No, you can't be too rude, disrespectful, and taboo. You can't do this in other people's homes at this time. It's better to get in the car. The X6 has a lot of space...
"What are you looking at? It's not like we haven't slept together before. Let's sleep. Not sleeping would make people suspicious. We are back for a funeral. It's definitely impossible for the two of them to just hold hands." Gu Man walked into the room after saying this.
Zhao Mingyang 3(⊙o⊙)…
After going out to the car to get toiletries and a change of clothes, Zhao Mingyang came back. After washing up, Zhao Mingyang felt that the old couple lived here very comfortably. There was a water heater, a toilet, and a bathing pool. It was indeed a high-end accommodation in the countryside.
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More importantly, the house is also equipped with central air conditioning and floor heating. The money is really spent. It seems that Gu Man's grandparents saved a lot back then. They always said that selling grain and oil made money. It seems that they are really profitable. The two old men
His son's work unit was not bad, so Zhao Mingyang decided that his grandparents would live better than this.
There are four rooms on both sides of the living room, two on the left and two bedrooms on the right, facing each other from east to west, as well as the bathroom and kitchen on the side, all concentrated in one large area.
Zhao Mingyang and Gu Man entered the house and closed the door. The old lady and the old man also fell asleep.
Zhao Mingyang looked at Gu Man and said, "How can I sleep?"
"You sleep underground, why do you still want to sleep in the same bed with me? Do you dare to promise not to do anything? Today is the funeral of my second grandfather, you don't want to do anything, do you?" Gu Man narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhao Mingyang.
Zhao Mingyang looked at the black silk dress and pajamas that Gu Man was wearing, and at her white and tender feet swaying on the bed. They looked really good. They looked really good. I haven't tried on them yet...
"Does it look good? Are you looking so seriously? Don't you men all like to rate women? What do you think I would rate?" Gu Man looked at Zhao Mingyang and said.
"Do you want to hear the truth or lies?" Zhao Mingyang said.
"Truth, lies are so boring." Gu Man said as he covered himself with the quilt.
"The truth is that the scoring standard for men is that if two people fit together, a low score can turn into a high score, and if they don't fit together, a high score can turn into zero."
To put it simply, give me full marks, not zero marks.
"So realistic?"
"Otherwise? I will freeze to death if I sleep on the floor. Why don't you just give me a quilt?" Zhao Mingyang pointed to the ground and said. Although the room is paved with floors, it is still freezing. There is only one quilt.
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"Go and ask my grandma for a quilt. I'm tired, so I'll go to bed first." Gu Man turned around and said.
When Zhao Mingyang heard this, he thought, isn't this just asking him to go to bed?
Without saying anything, he went directly to bed and covered himself with the quilt.
