The Buddha has dung on his head? This idiom directly made the people present confused how to answer it.
"Is this an idiom?" Someone looked at Zhao Mingyang and asked.
"Yes, you can check it." Zhao Mingyang said.
Someone actually took out their mobile phone to check it, and it turned out that this is really an idiom, which is outrageous.
How to pick up this? Shit?
It always feels like I'm scolding someone, but it's hard to refute.
"It's a homophone, right?" said the girl sitting next to Zhao Mingyang.
"It doesn't seem possible, that would be boring." Zhao Mingyang handed over a bottle of beer to the girl. The girl took one look at Xiao Chen and took the drink, pretending to be too drunk and in pain. In fact, this bottle was not suitable for the girl.
In other words, at most it's a mouthwash.
"Okay, brother. Look, brother, please continue talking." After the girl drank the wine, she looked at Zhao Mingyang and said in a clipped tone. This kind of wine game game means that after Zhao Mingyang said an idiom, the other party couldn't answer, so Zhao Mingyang continued.
, if the other party can't answer, you have to continue drinking. You don't need to drink until the answer comes. It's the girl who comes up with the idiom and the next one will answer.
And Zhao Mingyang said that if there is no homophony, it means that feces is replaced by Fen. This will reduce the difficulty and you can't play like this.
"A doctor buys a donkey." Zhao Mingyang continued.
Others???
This is ridiculous, it's outrageous, it's really outrageous, the donkey's head doesn't fit the horse's mouth? The key point is that it doesn't work if the donkey's head doesn't fit the horse's mouth.
Someone went to check it again, and the result was that again, damn, why is this really an idiom?
The girl next to Zhao Mingyang immediately panicked, "What the hell? I can't think of anything."
She drank another bottle, and this time she felt embarrassed. Zhao Mingyang said again: "Shake the goose feather fan."
Girls??? What the hell is this? Fan? Fan what? Damn it, these idioms are in the blind spot of knowledge. It seems that I have never heard of them at all. Isn't this an Internet slang?
After checking the results, I found that these are all idioms with origins, which makes girls almost collapse. What the hell, these are impossible to answer and will not answer. They have never heard of them.
"Brother, can you make something simpler?" the girl said after drinking the third bottle. She really couldn't hold it anymore. If this continues, she won't have to do anything else. She will just drink and vomit. She is so anxious.
Alcohol is very harmful to the body and it is easy to get drunk.
"Okay, here's a simple one, hotel fierce dog." Zhao Mingyang's words instantly made the girl on the side want to hit Zhao Mingyang with a wine bottle. What the hell are you kidding me? What the hell are you talking about?
She was confused. What was going on? She had never heard of it. Is this also an idiom?
Someone checked it again and found out that it came from "Yan Zi Chun Qiu Neipian Wen Shang", a work written in the late Spring and Autumn Period.
The word dog is relatively simple, such as a dog jumping over the wall, which makes no sense, but the girl has been in a state of panic and can't think of it at all. It's another bottle, and Zhao Mingyang has no sympathy for the jade.
"Brother, you are trying to get this girl drunk. I don't want you to play like this." A boy on the side said.
"I don't know how to play this game. I know these idioms. Since you can't stand it anymore, brother, I don't want to do this either. Then sit next to me and let's play." Zhao Mingyang looked at the man's face, which means you want to be a hero.
Come and save the beauty, come and save me.
The man couldn't lose face at this time. He stood up and walked over to sit next to Zhao Mingyang and said, "Come on, you tell me."
"You are a sincere person." Zhao Mingyang said.
other side???
Without saying a word, he picked up a bottle of beer and started drinking it. Zhao Mingyang looked at the other party. He said all these idioms that were not idioms but were indeed idioms. It won’t kill you if you drink it. In fact, it’s not much. These are all
Zhao Mingyang usually memorizes it when he has nothing to do, just to show off when playing such games.
"Come again!" The other party looked at Zhao Mingyang and said.
"It makes people want to eat." Zhao Mingyang said.
"This is not an idiom, right?" the other party retorted this time, this thing is definitely not an idiom.
As a result, the people next to me checked and found out that it was true. What is this rice for?
The other party couldn't remember it, so he drank another bottle.
Zhao Mingyang didn’t use hollow glutinous rice balls, green boy, cute in winter, outgoing girls, drug store flying dragon, etc. The last word of this type is easy to pick up, but the last word of many of the above is not easy for most people to pick up, and they rarely listen to it.
Idioms that begin and end with these words.
The most important thing is that the idioms mentioned by Zhao Mingyang are difficult to pick up. No matter what he says next, as long as the last word is rare in the idiom, the other party will be confused and unable to turn around.
"Three papers without a donkey." Zhao Mingyang said again.
"Come again!" The man could usually drink eleven or two bottles of this kind, but he didn't believe it. How many more did Zhao Mingyang have?
"Lost in the flesh." Zhao Mingyang said again. The other party had already fallen into the trap. He was originally going to play Singing Solitaire, but Zhao Mingyang ended up playing Idiom Solitaire. Usually when you go out to play games, you must be careful who asks for what game. This must be the opponent's frequent choice.
For those who play and are good at playing, if you encounter someone like this, if you are not good at it, you should either change or stop playing. If you play, you will basically lose.
The other party also didn't expect how Zhao Mingyang came up with so many uncommon idioms.
It's good now. Before it even started, two generals were going to be eliminated. Xiao Chen knew that he couldn't go on like this.
He gave the man a look, saying, "Just carry on." After Zhao Mingyang had used up all of his idioms, the others quickly prepared and picked up some rare idioms, and they all started searching.
"Come again!" the man said after finishing his beer.
"Yang Zhen's leftover soup." Zhao Mingyang said again.
Now the other party didn't even think about it and just opened the beer and drank it.
"Come again!" The other party has already gained inertia. As long as they haven't heard of it, they can just drink it.
"Toads cry in the night."
"Come again!" The other party finished the drink and suddenly felt something was wrong. He cried, he knew how to cry, he cried to heaven and earth, how could he not do it?
After he finished drinking, he became serious. It seemed that Zhao Mingyang had no more new ones and could get through it.
"Sangshu Wengfu." Zhao Mingyang said again.
The other party was confused, why did this happen again, fuck.
He was a little annoyed, and everyone in the circle was also anxious. How much more does Zhao Mingyang have?
You're playing with a hammer, you've fallen into a trap, don't play anything else tonight, you're all drunk.
Xu Qingqing secretly rejoiced beside her. As expected of Zhao Mingyang, he never pretended to be unprepared. He probably studied these unfamiliar things just to show off at this moment.
"Come again! Let's see how many more you have." The man said with a red face.
"Fu Fu Huang You." Zhao Mingyang said again.
The other party thought for a moment, no, he couldn't catch it, he had never heard of it, and he continued to drink. Because he drank too fast, he suddenly took a sip and spit it out. Thanks to Zhao Mingyang's quick dodge and quick attack, the other party was about to
Vomiting, Zhao Mingyang pushed his body and made him change direction. The soft girl before suffered a disaster. She happened to be next to the drunk man and vomited her directly.
"Oh! Fuck! You are not disgusting, you can't look at it, 艹 ... Beep beep ..." The clip of Mengmei paper suddenly turned into a rough northern sound, a gutty swear words
.
Her body was covered in beer and vomit, which made her almost collapse. She got up and ran away without playing anymore. She quickly went to take a shower and change clothes. This was so disgusting that she vomited all over her body.
The man who vomited out felt much better. He suddenly stood up and pointed at Zhao Mingyang and said angrily: "Fuck! You did it on purpose. Did you like to see me make a fool of myself? You deliberately teased me, right?"
Zhao Mingyang looked at the other party with an innocent face and spread his hands and said: "You did it on purpose? Didn't you agree to play the idiom solitaire game? Didn't we all play the game together? Can't you afford to play? If you want to do this, then okay,
I won’t play anymore. You said you couldn’t afford it. What did I do on purpose? It’s all done according to the rules of the game. Blame me. Blame me for reading too much. I read too many books.”
"Fuck! Who are you talking about who can't afford it? I can't afford it when I come out to hang out. Come on, you say it, you say it again! Let me see how much more you can say!" The man wanted to get angry, but Xiao Chen stopped him.
His eyes stopped, but he was still very afraid of Xiao Chen.
"Okay, take it, Mugan Toroqi." Zhao Mingyang said.
other side???
Damn it! What kind of idiom is this? When I picked up the beer and drank it, my stomach still felt uncomfortable because I had just vomited it. After taking this sip, it was really uncomfortable. I couldn’t drink it anymore. I forced myself to drink it, and then I vomited it again.
Zhao Mingyang pulled Xu Qingqing and hid far away. This was so disgusting that he vomited in jet mode.
"Brother, stop playing around. I'm afraid you'll have to explain this tonight. Let's find someone else." Zhao Mingyang reminded kindly.
The other party wanted to say something more, but Xiao Chen pulled him over and said, "Go back and rest. Don't stay here."
Xiao Chen's words made the other party lose his temper instantly, but he was annoyed in his heart. Zhao Mingyang had played a trick on him, and Zhao Mingyang did this on purpose.
"Brother, it's pointless to play like this. We can't beat you either. It's really not a problem to be stuck at this level all the time. It's not that you can't play it, it's that the fun of the game is missing. You think we can change the gameplay." Xiao Chen
He said, he found out, if he keeps playing like this, the third person will probably drink himself down, and he even plays with a hammer. He has to explain tonight, and he can't play at all.
"Okay, I can do it." Zhao Mingyang said. He knew that the other party was going to do something dirty, but "I can do it" means that whatever I think is okay, it won't work if you make me think it's not okay.
"Then let's play the simplest game, rock, paper, scissors. The winner doesn't have to drink, the loser drinks, and the loser is replaced by the next one, and so on. Do you think it will work? Whoever loses will go down, and it will be a round."
Xiao Chen said.
When Zhao Mingyang heard this, he thought this was cheating. With so many people, it wouldn't be a problem for them to take turns. After all, they are all old drunkards. But Zhao Mingyang and Xu Qingqing are just two people. No matter how they play, they will lose every game because they have so many people.
, there are some people who don’t need to drink after a round, and there is a high probability that Zhao Mingyang and Xu Qingqing may lose every round, because even if they persist, one of them will lose in the end. In the end, Zhao Mingyang and Xu Qingqing will play rock, paper, scissors.
, and you have to drink alone.
In this fast way of drinking Jijiu, you can usually drink ten bottles of this small bottle. If you drink Jijijiu, you can only drink five or six bottles at most. Drinking too frequently can easily lead to addiction.
Zhao Mingyang couldn't refuse this game because it seemed fair and easy to play.
"This is too troublesome. Why don't we create a group face to face? Play directly in the group and it won't be easy for cheating, right?" Zhao Mingyang suggested.
Xu Qingqing instantly understood what Zhao Mingyang meant, because in the last red envelope game, Zhao Mingyang showed Xu Qingqing the horror of plug-ins, and even downloaded a plug-in for Xu Qingqing to use, so that she could understand gambling and nine scams.
, basically all cheating.
"Okay." Xiao Chen said.
A smile appeared on his lips, because he had a cheating plug-in. This was too simple. Someone under him was organizing some red envelope games. Unexpectedly, Zhao Mingyang stupidly proposed this game.
Soon, a group of people formed a group. There was a bug in this game. Whoever played first would lose because everyone had cheats.
Anyway, the one with the cheat at the end will definitely win. Zhao Mingyang went out first, and he asked Xu Qingqing to go in last.
Each holding their mobile phones, this can ensure that every time, one of Zhao Mingyang and Xu Qingqing will not be able to drink. And if Zhao Mingyang is the first to come out and Xu Qingqing is the last to come out every time, Xu Qingqing can at least always ensure that
No need to drink.
But it would be easy to cheat, and the other party would also find out. We could only guarantee that in each game, there would be someone who drank less, and everyone would have to drink to see who could not handle the drink first. Zhao Mingyang sent Xu Qingqing a text message, asking him to
She pretends to sleep when she feels uncomfortable.
When the game started, Zhao Mingyang came out first. As expected, he lost and drank a bottle of beer.
Xiao Chen and the others were secretly happy because they thought they were the only ones with cheats.
After playing a few games, Xu Qingqing basically didn’t drink, but because she played so many times, everyone drank, so it felt like Xu Qingqing also drank. Xu Qingqing kept winning two games and losing one.
Zhao Mingyang's face turned red after drinking five bottles, and he pretended to be dazed and sat there swaying around.
Soon, Xu Qingqing also pretended to drink too much. She and Zhao Mingyang both blushed easily when drinking. In fact, they had fair skin and seemed to blush easily when drinking.
After continuing to play for a while, Zhao Mingyang stood up with his head down and said, "Where is the bathroom?"
Someone pointed him in the direction, and Zhao Mingyang walked over. Someone followed and found that Zhao Mingyang had vomited, so he sent a message to Xiao Chen.
Xu Qingqing also squinted her eyes and hugged her knees as if she was drunk and a little confused.
"Let's sing and toast to the ideal!" Xiao Chen saw Zhao Mingyang coming back, picked up the wine bottle and started to use the routine. Cheers to the ideal, toast to the encounter, toast to the lost youth. In short, all kinds of toasts are the beginning.
Encouraged to drink.
He knew that if they continued to play, Zhao Mingyang and Xu Qingqing might still have some sense to refuse the game, stop playing, and stop drinking. He had seen this kind of thing many times, so he started to change the game to persuade them to drink.
He knew that it was most likely to be affected by some emotions at this time, and everyone would start drinking again. This time, he would try to drink Zhao Mingyang and Xu Qingqing unconscious.
Zhao Mingyang glanced at Xu Qingqing. If this continued, Xu Qingqing would get drunk easily. He sent a text message to Lao Wu, asking Lao Wu to take action at any time.
"Cheers!" Zhao Mingyang picked up the wine bottle and shouted. He now has no evidence to prove that Xiao Chen has committed a crime. He can only cooperate with him first and see his reaction.
As a result, after Zhao Mingyang drank another bottle of wine, he became unconscious and fell to the ground unconscious.
The same goes for Xu Qingqing. There were five bottles of beer placed in front of her. Two of them were secretly placed by Zhao Mingyang. They were the bottles of the man who had vomited violently before.
Because there were so many people drinking, there were wine bottles everywhere, and Zhao Mingyang and Xu Qingqing were already on guard. Zhao Mingyang took advantage of others not paying attention and touched an empty bottle from behind and put it next to Xu Qingqing.
Xu Qingqing put it beside her. After drinking, Xu Qingqing also started drinking. But everyone thought she drank five bottles, but in fact it was just one bottle.
"Sister, I respect you!" A girl walked up to Xu Qingqing with a wine bottle and stuffed a bottle of beer into Xu Qingqing. Xu Qingqing held the beer bottle and lowered her head without moving.
"Brother, get up and drink." Xiao Chen walked towards Zhao Mingyang, who was lying directly on the ground. Xiao Chen patted Zhao Mingyang's body and suddenly pinched Zhao Mingyang very hard.
Zhao Mingyang really gritted his back teeth and scolded this bastard in his heart.
"Drink!" Xiao Chen said to a young man.
The young man directly took a bottle of wine and poured it into Zhao Mingyang's mouth. He poured the wine bit by bit to make Zhao Mingyang drink again, making sure that Zhao Mingyang was 100% drunk.
Xiao Chen's girlfriend also walked towards Xu Qingqing with a wine bottle, preparing to pour her another drink, but she had to drink it to the last bit.
