Jiang Yan took a breath, smiled and said to the audience:
"Hello everyone, my name is Jiang Yan."
"Wow!!"
"Jiang Yan!!"
"..."
The fans in the audience were very considerate and responded enthusiastically immediately.
Some of them had seen Jiang Yan downstairs.
But most of them saw Jiang Yan for the first time.
When Jiang Yan sang just now, they were extremely excited.
He sings well, he is handsome, and his typhoon is quite impressive.
That kind of superstar temperament simply breaks through the ceiling.
In one word, handsome!
And now, after Jiang Yan finished singing, his superstar temperament turned into that of a big boy next door.
Young, sunny, handsome, and a little shy.
This made fans even more excited.
If they had known about the terms "little fresh meat" and "little milk dog", they would have used them immediately.
What girl doesn't love?
And seeing a real star that others can't see, isn't that what they came here for?
As a result, the cheers became more and more intense, and they slowly subsided until He Jiong and Li Xiang came on stage.
"Welcome Jiang Yan!" After He Ji said the usual welcome speech, he immediately said to the audience:
"Do you think Jiang Yan sings well?"
"Okay~~~"
The audience responded enthusiastically.
Jiang Yan also nodded in thanks.
He Jian asked again: "Is Jiang Yan handsome?"
"handsome!!"
"Ah~~~"
The scene became more lively.
But then He Yan suddenly changed the subject and said: "But I think Jiang Yan's self-introduction is still too simple."
Li Xiang also agreed at this time: "Yes, the song "Wukong" is now hotly debated across the country. Everyone is curious about what kind of person Jiang Yan is, so Jiang Yan, you can't just say this.
Everyone won’t be satisfied, right?”
"right!!!"
The host has said this, so it’s strange that the audience doesn’t agree.
So they all looked at the young man on the stage.
I want to see how he will behave.
Some people are now thinking about what Jiang Yan would say, where is his height and weight?
Well, that’s not bad. At least no one knows this information now.
Some people were thinking that Jiang Yan had a strong aura when performing, but now he looked a little shy. Facing the experienced He Juan and Li Xiang, would Jiang Yan make a fool of himself today?
But what they don't know is that this is all scripted.
Then, Jiang Yan cooperated very well and said:
"Is it too simple? How about I tell you my hidden identity, but I'm afraid of scaring you."
Oops! Hidden identity?
Are you still worried that we will be scared?
As soon as these words came out, the audience's curiosity was immediately aroused.
Isn’t this more exciting than height and weight?
At the same time, those who were worried about Jiang Yan making a fool of himself were somewhat relieved at this time.
This Jiang Yan still has a sense of variety show.
And He Jiong was also very surprised and said: "Do you still have a hidden identity?"
"Of course! But I'm afraid you won't dare broadcast it," Jiang Yan said with a smile.
"If you dare to say it, we dare to broadcast it!" Li Xiang immediately illustrated and then asked the audience, "Do you want to hear it?"
"think!!!"
The audience was extremely excited.
When Jiang Yan saw this, he shook his head and said "helplessly":
"Okay, if that's the case, then you should listen carefully!"
As he spoke, he put on a serious face, stood upright, and said proudly:
"Hello everyone, my name is Jiang Yan. I have an identity. I was the top scorer in the college entrance examination in Zhejiang Province in 1998."
"Wow!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience burst into exclamations.
The top scorer in the college entrance examination!
You must know that the university has not expanded its enrollment this year, and the value of college students is very high, not to mention that Jiang Yan is still the number one scholar!
This is incredible!
My idol is actually the top pick!
I'm proud!
However, just as they were surprised, Jiang Yan said the second half of the sentence:
"Fellow fellow of...!"
"..."
A fellow countryman of the No. 1 Scholar?
A crow flew above the audience.
Immediately afterwards, the whole audience burst into laughter.
It's so funny that Jiang Yan proudly revealed his identity.
But before the laughter stopped, Jiang Yan raised a finger again and continued seriously:
"This identity is not loud enough? It doesn't matter, because I am still at the national level..."
Jiang Yan made a long note to show off his words, and the audience also looked over curiously.
National level?
So lofty?
No matter what it is, this Jiang Yan is a bit powerful!
However, before they could take a breath, the answer appeared:
"National first-class retreat player!"
Jiang Yan said with pride again.
"..."
Another crow flew over the audience's heads.
Then everyone thought for a moment and realized where the joke was.
So as expected, everyone burst into laughter.
"Hahaha~"
"Pfft haha... back off..."
"What do you think of this, haha..."
Don't say this scene is exaggerated.
This kind of bad joke may not make people laugh at all in future generations.
Because I’m tired of hearing it, it’s everywhere on the internet.
But in this era when information is limited and the Internet is just budding, that is simply a big deal.
Not to mention now, a few years later, Uncle Benshan said at the Spring Festival Gala that a few brain teasers could set off the whole country.
Seven monkeys in the tree...right?
When information blockage, jokes, and baggage are used in different regions, the power is unimaginable to future generations.
When Jiang Yan saw the on-site results, he was satisfied but also a little surprised.
In this era, the audience's laughter levels were a bit beyond his imagination, and the show's effect was simply explosive.
So he took advantage of the victory and continued to introduce himself seriously:
"At the same time, I am also a national special-level unprotected animal, a national non-famous unprofessional food expert, and the president of the Global Cramming Association. I have also won many honors, including the honorary title of first place in kindergarten for eating, and the champion of the bed-resting championship.
National Bullshit Contest Champion..."
Jiang Yan faced the camera and talked about seven or eight ridiculous honors in one breath.
His words are clear and his accent is smooth, just like a broadcast host, and his expression is full of pride.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! And there is a pause after each sentence, and the rhythm is well controlled.
Not surprisingly, the audience was stimulated to a climax, with waves of laughter.
They had never seen such a funny statement before, and they burst into tears.
Those weird words, when put together, are so reasonable and fun.
And they didn't expect that Jiang Yan would be such a humorous and down-to-earth person.
As a result, my impression of Jiang Yan suddenly became vivid and intimate.
Audience popularity skyrocketed!
Jiang Yan breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, in this era, there is no such word as "sand sculpture"...
Not only the audience, but also the staff were laughing.
Although they had seen a rough rehearsal, now that Jiang Yan was shaking off his baggage in a serious manner, coupled with the blessing of on-site effects, it was difficult for them to hold back.
Fortunately, the camera was fixed, otherwise the scene would have been really ruined.
Among the people present, probably only He Juan and Li Xiang could still hold back, after all, they had heard it two or three times.
So after the audience's excitement lasted for a while, they quickly controlled the scene:
"Stop talking, my stomach hurts from laughing. I'll have to call an ambulance soon."
At this time, Jiang Yan stopped, spread his hands, and said with a smile:
"Okay, just kidding."
After saying that, he once again addressed the camera and the audience and said loudly: "Hello everyone, I am the singer Jiang Yan!"
He Yan and Li Xiang also echoed at this time: "Let us welcome Jiang Yan!"
Wow.
The audience laughed and applauded enthusiastically.
Along with the applause, there were enthusiastic cheers from the crowd:
"welcome!!"
“Welcome to Shonan!!”
"Jiang Yan, I love you!!!"
"Ah~~~"
The scene exploded again.
The novel opening self-introduction session ended, and the effect achieved was close to perfect.
The leader in the stage smiled and nodded.
Jiang Yan, there is something!
The audience and fans are also looking forward to Jiang Yan's next performance.