Today is the second day of filming for "The King of Comedy".
The scenes filmed are also the "studio" in the film.
It was a scene within a movie. It was not difficult to shoot, but it was very cumbersome, so the time available for Jiang Yan and Fang Shilong to make cameos was only one morning.
So Master Xing came over to Jiang Yan after he had passed the "director's" role.
Master Xing first thanked Jiang Yan for his help, and then wanted to communicate with Jiang Yan about the guest appearance.
A guest appearance is just for fun, it's fine if you add a scene temporarily.
But before I could say anything, the sex dragon came.
"Xingzai, Ayan, I'm sorry for being a little late."
Fang Shilong walked into the set wearing a leather jacket and his hair was dull.
After saying hello, he smiled and asked directly: "What do I want to do?"
The meaning is obvious. You are in a hurry. After all, "Glass Bottle" has already been launched.
Master Xing also knew that he was short on time when having sex, so he told the trick directly:
"Brother Long, how about a death scene..."
The two of them finished communicating in a few words and then got ready to start filming.
This is the role of the sexual intercourse dragon in the original time and space.
Jiang Yan said that it was a pity. If Long Wan took a step toward sexual intercourse, the drama would be his own.
However, he also knew that if he acted the scene where Fang Shilong was shot, the effect would not be as good as if Fang Silong was shot.
Because "acting to death" is not the point. The point is the sentence "I have never studied acting...".
It is obviously more reasonable for Fang Shilong to say this than to put it on Jiang Yan. After all, he is a Hollywood superstar and the number one brother in Hong Kong.
So Jiang Yan didn't feel any regret.
Shooting will start soon.
Sonny: "Hey, go over and die for the director."
Fang Shilong: "Oh, director, how do you want me to die?"
Director: "Being shot to death, prepare yourself."
Fang Shilong: "Oh!"
Director: "action, bang!"
Fang Shilong let out an "ah" sound, covered his chest, and died in pain.
The moment he lay down, the floor made a sound. He was very dedicated.
Then he stood up quickly: "How is the director?"
The director twitched violently and exaggeratedly said: "That's it, go change clothes!"
Then came the conversation with Yin Tianchou:
"Which school did this brother study acting at?"
"I never studied acting."
"That's genius!"
"You can work harder, just work hard!"
Yin Tianqiu was given a mouthful of chicken soup, which made him feel very comfortable.
"Click!"
As Li Lichi's voice sounded, the sexual intercourse was concluded.
Fang Shilong smiled and said hello to Master Xing, and told Jiang Yan that they would see each other tomorrow, and then left.
From appearance to departure, it took less than ten minutes. It was really a lightning guest appearance.
And everyone on the crew didn't think there was any problem.
After all, I'm a prostitute, so it's great to be here.
...
The drama of Fang Shilong is over, next is Jiang Yan.
How Jiang Yan makes a cameo is a question.
Master Xing thinks Jiang Yan is too handsome, but this is not a problem. You can act ugly, but you have to think carefully about how to arrange the scenes.
But people's time is precious, so we can't just let them wait.
Other roles are also possible, but the problem remains, it would be embarrassing if he was asked to act with the group for a day or two, and it wouldn't be called a guest appearance.
So for a while, Master Xing was in trouble.
Jiang Yan then said: "Any extra role is fine, I don't care."
Jiang Yan's original purpose of coming here this time was to pick up some technology and play with it, so the group acting was the most important. As for playing other roles, he really didn't care.
However, Mr. Xing would not take these words seriously.
He looked towards the set and continued to think. Suddenly he saw a figure in his eyes, and he had an idea.
So he asked: "This role will subvert your image a little. I wonder if you are willing to do it?"
"What role?" Jiang Yan asked.
"Beast in clothes." Xing Ye smiled and then explained the plot.
After hearing this, Jiang Yan was surprised and said, "No way?"
He just became a scumbag, and now he wants to act like a scumbag?
However, this is indeed something you can consider.
The "scumbag ex-boyfriend" seems to be an important character, but he is nameless and is considered a special guest.
So, you can travel through...
"Otherwise, you can change to another one." Mr. Xing took a step back and said.
"Forget it." Jiang Yan gritted his teeth and said, "Just think of it as dedicating yourself to art!"
"Okay, let's try it first." Mr. Xing said with a smile.
...
On the set, Zhang Bai was dressed as a student and sitting on the bed.
She is waiting for her superstar partner to enter the scene.
Zhang Baizhi certainly knew about Jiang Yan. He was a quasi-king of the Mainland and extremely talented.
And he is also the "teacher's killer". Of course, this is what the Hong Kong media boasted to describe Jiang Yan's handsomeness.
But after seeing him, Zhang Baizhi felt that Jiang Yan was indeed handsome.
Of course Zhang Baizhi is willing to play with such a handsome guy, and it's also a sex scene.
And Jiang Yan was also looking forward to it at this time.
This scene arranged by Mr. Xing is the scene where Liu Piaopiao is deceived by a scumbag.
Zhang Baizhi and Jiang Yan are the same age. At this time, they are just starting to enter the peak period of their appearance. Of course, you have to ignore the voice.
Jiang Yan was not very interested in Zhang Baizhi, but of course he would not let Liu Piaopiao go when he was young.
Therefore, Mr. Xing treats me well!
So he directly changed his original plan.
Originally, he wanted to experience Yin Tianqiu, but after all, in the script he recorded, he changed not only the time, but also the starring role.
But now, he stopped being Yin Tianchou and directly became that scumbag.
Liu Piaopiao, who has experienced hundreds of battles, can experience it again next time, but Liu Piaopiao, a silly and sweet person, can do it just once.
Jiang Yan felt happy in his heart, and then buttoned his shirt at the last moment.
The sky and the earth rotate.
Different world.
Jiang Yan has hair in a three-quarter length, black-rimmed glasses, a straight shirt, and a bouquet of roses in his hand. He is elegant and elegant.
Today, he is going to win over his girlfriend.
So I am still very excited.
So Jiang Yan went directly to the date place without much nonsense.
When two people meet, you and I are together.
"I will take care of you for the rest of my life!" Jiang Yan said affectionately.
Then Liu Piaopiao lay down directly...
The process is omitted, in short it is a battle until dawn.
The next day, Jiang Yan disappeared immediately after getting up and continued to gather science and technology. As for Liu Piaopiao, who was that?
The scumbag is full of character!
...
Returning to reality, Jiang Yan's soul was complete.
There is a lot more technical information, and the body and mind are satisfied. This time travel is really worth it.
Back on the set, Jiang Yan greeted the young Zhang Baizhi, and then directly used the scumbag's one-time acting skills.
This made Zhang Baizhi think that Jiang Yan might be such a person...
The acting was impeccable, so Star Master just asked for a slightly exaggerated take, and then took two more takes and passed.
But there is a second scene for this character, and that is the scene where the scumbag beats Liu Piaopiao.
So Jiang Yan traveled through time again.
During this time travel, Jiang Yan first gathered technology, then knocked on the fairy peach, stole the money, and then took Liu Piaopiao away and flew away, becoming a couple on the run.
Liu Piaopiao fell in love with the scumbag so much that she lost her mind, so Jiang Yan took him away. She only resisted a little and started to enjoy the excitement.
But this is 2022 after all, and the police are not vegetarians.
So Jiang Yan had a shootout with the police all the way, and continued to have sex with Liu Piaopiao all the way.
TV stations across Hong Kong were broadcasting it live. This kind of crazy thing was really rare in the world, so it went directly to major live broadcast platforms and became big news around the world.
Today is the most brutal time Jiang Yanlang has ever had.
I don’t know what Miss Zhang Baizhi would think if she knew.
At the end of the 24 hours, Jiang Yan returned contentedly and once again became the quasi-king who is harmless to humans and animals.
What is this called?
This is the real beast in disguise.
So, are my acting skills poor?
After taking two shots, Mr. Xing directly shouted "passed" with satisfaction.
But when he thought about it carefully, Jiang Yan's role as a scumbag did seem to affect his image.
After all, it's really scumbag.
Others may say it's okay, but for Jiang Yan, this problem may be huge.
Maybe it will be cut when the time comes, and then Jiang Yan will have no shot.
So he proposed again: "How about playing another role? It would be easier for me to choose."
Jiang Yan also thought so, so he said directly: "Anyway, I have all day today, so I'll leave it all to you."
"No problem." Master Xing breathed a sigh of relief.