The one who created GDP just by being cute is Panda.
As a big orange, naturally you can't just rely on being cute.
After eating the dried fish and squeezing out of the damn bars, he began to patrol the territory.
Orange cats are also called native cats.
The housekeeper is the number one person in charge.
Even though Jiang Yan is fat now, if he sees a mouse or cockroach that he dares not run away from in this corridor, let him come out and give it a try!
If one comes out, your forehead will be smashed!
What? You said I can’t catch up?
Just kidding, as a local snake who has lived in this building for more than ten years, will he have no younger brother?
"Meow~ (A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops are coming to meet you!)
Soon, two skinny cats, one colorful and one black, came to the stairs in the distance.
The tabby cat is called Thirteenth Sister, and the black cat is called Pheasant.
The two cats came to Jiang Yan and said at the same time: "Meow~ (Brother Haonan! Boss!)"
"Um!"
Jiang Yan snorted and responded coldly.
In the human world, his name is very earthy.
But in the animal world, he has a very domineering name: Haonan!
All three of them were named after their boss.
Brother Da Chen is a wild cat from Tsim Sha Tsui.
The fierce fighting power is something that these house cats cannot handle.
According to him, he was also a handsome boy back then, and became a wild cat in order to escape human birth control.
Being a wild cat is very pitiful, but a wild cat has the advantages of a wild cat.
At least you don’t have to wait for the owner’s arrangements when playing with female cats.
You don’t need to show off your cuteness or sex by eating, drinking or having sex.
I have my own place and can collect a lot of protection fees every day.
Jiang Yan and other cats have to give him some food and toys every month, such as fur balls and the like.
The key is catnip freedom!
So Mimi, a handsome young man from all over the country, entered Taoism.
Relying on his racial talent and bloodline suppression, he beat a bunch of stupid foreign cats to the point of crying, and got into the position of double bonus red stick.
When encountering leopard cats or large dogs that cannot be beaten, you can also rely on your personal charm to summon a group of native cats to attack them.
Later, when I got old and returned to the building, I naturally became the king of this corridor.
In other words, this corridor is now covered by it!
And these two kittens were neighbors who once took shelter under his wings.
Now that these two guys have grown up, he naturally accepts them as his little brother.
...
"Is there anything going on today?"
Jiang Yan's eyes were no longer cute, but domineering and cold.
As soon as the words came out of her mouth, the thirteenth sister of Huamao replied: "Nothing happens in the east building."
But the black cat pheasant did not speak.
Jiang Yan turned his head and asked, "Why don't you speak?"
Pheasant glanced at Jiang Yan, then weakly said: "Xilou is fine too."
"That's good!"
Jiang Yan took a quick step and left. He had to go to the canteen and continue acting cute, trying to get some snacks.
Then have a meal at noon, take a nap in the afternoon, and go to the entrance of the community in the evening to wait for the two little masters to come back.
They have food in their hands!
However, at this moment, Black Cat Pheasant suddenly said: "Haonan, I want to challenge you!"
"What?"
Jiang Yan stared at the pheasant.
challenge yourself?
Damn it, this pheasant wants to usurp power!
What's even more damning is that this is the law of the animal world, and now that my skills are at a loss, what should I do?
When Jiang Yan didn't speak, Black Cat thought Jiang Yan had agreed, and immediately began to stab his back, indicating that he was about to start a fight.
The Thirteenth Sister on the side saw this and immediately stood between the two cats: "I don't allow you to fight!"
Pheasant: "Thirteenth sister, get out of the way, this is a matter between male cats."
Thirteenth sister: "No, you are all my male cats, you have to be nice, otherwise I will be heartbroken!"
When Pheasant heard this, his head was green on the spot, so he said angrily: "Haonan, you deserve to die!"
As he said that, he was about to pounce on him.
However, Thirteenth Sister firmly stopped Pheasant, turned around and shouted to Haonan: "Brother Haonan, leave quickly!"
And Jiang Yan was unwilling to leave. He directly broke the window and said: "Thirteenth sister was with me before you were with me. I gave her to you, and you are the one who came later!"
Pheasant: "I don't believe it, let's duel!"
Jiang Yan: "Okay, since we can't be brothers, let's do it. No matter we win or lose, we will never be friends again!"
As he said that, the two cats bumped into each other quickly.
Cats' reaction speed is several times that of humans, and their muscle function is much better than humans.
So now the two cats were fighting, lightning flashed, landslides and ground cracked, and the air was torn in bullet time.
Meow~~
The roar of warriors resounded in the corridor.
In this exchange, dozens of moves passed within a second or two.
Then in the third second...Jiang Yan was defeated without any surprise. He was too fat and no longer brave as before.
Pheasant pressed Jiang Yan's head with his black claws and said condescendingly: "Let's go, the brotherhood between you and me is over!"
Thirteenth sister was crying beside her.
Jiang Yan stood up, turned around and left without saying anything.
The law of the jungle is like this, the winner is the king and the loser is the enemy.
And he had long known that one day, Jianghu would leave him.
So when that day came, he breathed a sigh of relief.
He is no longer a young cat.
The life span of a civet cat is only about fifteen years, and he is already an old cat for almost twelve years.
In human terms, he would be almost sixty.
It's time to retire.
Rather than fighting and killing, he wanted to grow up with his two little masters in the coming days.
Cats are proud.
But cats also have feelings.
In the dim corridor, the yellowing street lights stretched Jiang Yan's figure very long.
There is no loneliness, only relief.
"Brother Ji, boss, is he okay?"
Thirteenth sister asked Pheasant after seeing Jiang Yan disappear around the corner.
"It's okay, this is the best outcome for him."
Pheasant sighed, and immediately said to Thirteenth Sister, "Okay, it's time for me to go to Brother Chen's place. There will be a big battle tonight."
"Brother Chicken, is it okay if you don't go?" Thirteenth sister whimpered.
"No, if I don't go, Brother Haonan will have to go. He is already old and will die if he goes, but I might still be able to live." Pheasant said firmly.
"Brother Ji, I'll go with you!" Thirteenth sister begged.
"No!" Pheasant said resolutely, "We agreed that you should stay and take good care of the children. If anything happens, go to Brother Haonan! He will never starve the children there!"
After saying that, Pheasant turned around and left.
The thirteenth sister burst into tears and shouted: "Brother Chicken!"
Pheasant stopped, but couldn't bear to look back, so he strode away.
"I'm waiting for you to come back!"
Thirteenth sister's voice came from behind.
However, it was drowned in the thunder.
...
Outside the window, heavy rain poured down, lightning and thunder thundered.
Jiang Yan licked his hair. His hair was messed up in the fight just now.
In addition, it was raining and it was difficult to go out, so he was in a bad mood at the moment.
The key is to be hungry.
Miss Bo Bing next door also went out, so he had to wait until the owner came back before he could start eating.
Hey, they all say that being able to eat is a blessing when you are old, but for him, no matter how you look at it, it is a curse.
So he had no choice but to remain motionless and stare blankly out of the window.
This time as a cat, Mimi's temperament is completely lazy.
So he really has no interest in fighting.
If he really wants to get violent, he can eat some peaches. Then, let alone pheasants, he can even hunt down Tsim Sha Tsui or the zoo, drag out the tigers there and beat them up.
But Mimi didn't want to fight, Mimi was tired of it, and Mimi felt that the cat had to grow old.
Life has come to an end, so stop fussing.
In addition, the most important thing is actually the fairy peach, dragon liver and phoenix marrow fairy fruit and fairy wine.
These are all too fierce for Mimi.
Just eat a little and sleep for a whole day, and then you won’t have any experience, so forget it.
but...
This is easy to say when thinking of Xiantao, but when it comes to dragon liver and phoenix marrow...
Gululu.
Jiang Yan suddenly felt scratched in his heart and liver.
He suddenly remembered, how can there be a cat in this world that doesn't steal fish?