Night owls can't sleep at night, which makes sense.
Suddenly, a cat meowed outside.
It's a cat's scream.
Jiang Yan suddenly became curious.
Curiosity is also a cat's habit, which is also reasonable.
As a result, the next second he heard the sound of pheasants.
"Ah~~"
The pheasant is screaming!
Jiang Yan stood up immediately.
Also standing up at the same time was Thirteenth Sister in the corridor far away.
"Brother Chicken!"
So the two cats looked out the window at the same time in different places.
Sure enough, more than ten meters away from Tongzi Tower, a group of cats surrounded Pheasant and tortured him cruelly.
The leader is a huge ocelot.
Jiang Yan remembered who he was the first time he saw him.
The men he treated as dogs back then were defeated!
Damn it, why is this guy here and still torturing the pheasant?
While thinking, Thirteenth Sister rushed out from the other side of Tongzi Tower.
As a result, he was subdued by a group of cats within a few moments.
The ocelot also stepped on Thirteenth Sister's head, but looked across the rain curtain at Jiang Yan.
Jiang Yan's pupils shrank, and the frequency of his tail wagging instantly increased.
This is coming for him!
Sure enough, at this time the ocelot shouted:
"Hey, why don't you come out? If you don't come out, your two little brothers will die!"
As soon as he finished speaking, dozens of cats around him started cheering.
Tongzilou is a human territory, and wild cats dare not enter.
But when the domestic cat inside comes out, the situation is different.
So the thirteenth sister at the crow's feet immediately knew what the ocelot wanted to do.
This is to use the two of them to lure Haonan out and then kill him.
Damn it, Brother Haonan should have killed him back then.
It's a pity that it's too late to regret now.
Fortunately, she still had the strength, so she quickly shouted:
"Brother Haonan, don't come over..."
But the words just fell.
Haonan's voice came from the Tongzi Tower:
"Coming!"
His tone was more like that of a waiter in a restaurant, without any momentum at all.
After being confused for a while, Thirteenth Sister realized that Haonan was no longer the Haonan before.
What was once a red stick with double flowers has now truly become a house cat.
So she looked at the dying pheasant beside her, feeling regretful that the pheasant was not worth it.
Not long after, a fat sphere appeared in front of a group of wild cats, humming and panting.
This directly caused the cats to burst into laughter.
"Oh, this sick cat!"
"Is this a ball? Hahaha."
"Is this Haonan? The wild boar is just about the same."
"certainly delicious!"
"Yes, yes, I'm already drooling..."
A group of minions kept making noises.
The leading crow was very disappointed.
Seeing his former enemy become like this, he suddenly felt bored.
So he just waved his paw and said: "You guys have fun with him..."
But the words are not finished yet.
The pupils of crows, or rather all wild cats, have shrunk to the shape of needles.
Because at this moment, a super strange fragrance suddenly appeared in the air.
This strange fragrance is so magical that it amplifies the greediness of all cats hundreds of times.
One word popped up in all the cats' minds at this moment: they want to eat!
So in less than 0.01 seconds, the cats locked onto the source of the strange scent.
That was a small piece of meat on Haonan's paw.
What is this?
Before they could think about it, Haonan put the meat on the ground, leaving an iron lump behind, and he ran away quickly.
The next second, all the cats, including the ocelots, swarmed towards the meat on the ground. As for Haonan, who cares!
“It smells so good!”
"mine!"
"Die, mine!"
Soon the cats started fighting over each other like crazy, and the scene became extremely bloody.
All the cats became red-eyed and began to compete crazily for the meat.
Even the dying pheasant and the thirteenth sister whose back was bitten off began to struggle to get up, wanting to join the fight.
However, Jiang Yan refused to let it go. He casually pulled out a little bit of the fairy peach breath from the space and sent it into the noses of the two silly cats.
Soon, the two silly cats fell into a deep sleep, and the wounds on their bodies began to heal visibly.
Tsk tsk, luckily I didn’t eat it.
Jiang Yan said thankfully.
As a person with human thinking, his willpower is much stronger than that of cats.
But at the same time, he endured it very hard.
Fortunately, this will all be over soon.
I saw him quickly fall down.
Two seconds later, boom!
More than ten meters away, a group of wild cats participating in the robbery were shattered into pieces along with the grenades left by Jiang Yan and the peanut-sized cat food stained with the smell of dragon liver.
Buzz buzz~
Jiang Yan shook off the dust and stains on his head, his ears were buzzing, and after confirming that Shanji and Thirteenth Sister were okay, his mood suddenly returned to calmness.
He looked at the pile of debris in the distance and smiled disdainfully.
Jianghu?
Times have changed!
Do you need superpowers to deal with cats and dogs like this?
...
"Yesterday, a shocking cat abuse incident occurred in Sunshine Community. The suspect actually used grenades to kill dozens of stray cats. The police suspect that the perpetrator may be an internal police officer..."
The next day, the weekend, all TVs in Hong Kong were broadcasting last night's news.
Mimi's home was also crowded with people at this time.
The owner’s family, Hua Di’s family next door, and the owner of Thirteen Sisters Pheasant.
Everyone was discussing the loud noise last night animatedly.
At the same time, I am also thankful that the three cats Mimi, Xiaohua and Xiaohei were so lucky to have escaped the disaster.
At this time, Jiang Yan was lying on Bobing's chest again, enjoying Bobing's increasing comfort.
At the bottom, Pheasant and Thirteenth Sister were faithfully acting as bodyguards, looking at the trembling CoCo with disdain.
The two little masters studied seriously.
Hua Di held the nose of the plane to show his courtesy to Bo Bing.
So it seems that life is still very beautiful.
Mao Sheng, it’s worth it.
After one hour, the countdown ends.
The sky and the earth rotate.
...
Opening his eyes, Jiang Yan subconsciously wanted to lick his palms.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly and stopped.
This time I made a cat. In terms of identity setting, except for the three words "pet cat", he didn't set anything else.
I thought I would spend these 24 hours eating and sleeping.
As a pet cat, what else can it do?
But what he didn't expect was that the system matched him with a cat who only had stories.
In fact, this is not bad. People have their own worlds, and animals have their own worlds. It’s quite fun.
Isn’t that the meaning of time travel, to experience a different life?
Sometimes random is more exciting, isn't it?
It’s just that the reward this time won’t be cat talk.
Jiang Yan quickly shook his head. He felt that the skill "Cat Whisper" was a skill above green.
This time he is performing in an ensemble cast, and all skills are randomly acquired, so maybe the one that comes out in the end will still be white.
For example, "five years of experience playing hairball" or something like that.
If that were the case, it would be meaningless.
Moreover, he has had white ones for more than ten times in a row. Why should he get a green one this time?
Thinking like this, Wang Jing shouted "action".
So Jiang Yan put on his hat and blended into the group performance.
Two minutes later, the shooting ended.
A purple light group suddenly appeared in Jiang Yan's mind!