Poor Taoist Ying Ge Jie Chapter 250 Makes a Trouble in the Heavenly Palace
When Liu Qiao saw his old boss put down his dignity and came over with a trumpet, how could he just sit back and ignore him? He hurriedly moved aside.
The Jade Emperor sat down in a graceful manner and said, "You two are drinking and singing together, and you are living happily."
Liu Qiao and Immortal Zhenyuan looked at the Jade Emperor with black lines on their heads. Finally, Immortal Zhenyuan said angrily: "There are only three of us here. Jade Emperor, please stop pretending."
The Jade Emperor was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, saying: "Don't talk nonsense!"
The three of them no longer looked serious as before, and started chatting eloquently about anecdotes and characters in the Three Realms.
In the mortal realm, Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain.
Sun Wukong, who had returned from cultivation, came to the Water Curtain Cave in the clouds and mist. He looked at his monkeys. The monkeys smiled happily and said, "Children, your king is back!"
The monkeys greeted Sun Wukong with chirping, and the monkeys all over the mountains and plains were so lively. Then they saw the colorful clouds on the horizon in the distance, and they hurriedly asked their children what was going on?
The monkeys and their grandsons chirped and said: "Your Majesty, this is the peach festival being held in heaven."
Sun Wukong was a little gentle and angry. He was now considered a successful practitioner, so why couldn't he see the invitation from heaven? He thought to himself: "Could it be that he looks down on Lao Sun?"
At this time, the Acacia Buddha from the Western religion transformed into Gonghuo and said: "Your Majesty, now you can be considered successful in practice, but the people in heaven don't know how to let them see how powerful you are."
Sun Wukong was already a little annoyed, but being teased by He Huanfo with his magical powers only added fuel to the fire.
"Hey, take me to destroy the Lingxiao Palace."
I saw Sun Wukong inhaling an invisible cloud of smoke, and his emotions increased exponentially.
"Your Majesty, you don't have a magic weapon right now. I heard that the Dragon King of the East China Sea has a sea-fixing needle, which is most suitable for you." Hehuan Buddha reminded from the side.
If you don't cause trouble, how can I explain it to my superiors?
When Sun Wukong heard this, it made sense. He once heard Patriarch Bodhi say that a suitable magical weapon could do twice the result with half the effort. It would not be a problem to fight one against three at the same level.
"Where is the entrance to the East China Sea Dragon Palace?" Sun Wukong asked hurriedly.
"Your Majesty, it's in a small pond in our Shuilian Cave. There are winding paths leading directly to the Dragon Palace." After completing his due task, the Acacia Buddha directly separated from the monkey's body.
Sun Wukong searched for a moment and three moments before he found the entrance in a deep pit for collecting water. Sun Wukong muttered something in his mouth and began to perform the Water Avoidance Technique.
With a "plop", Sun Wukong dived into the water. A small ball about 10 feet long cut off the water source and retained the air.
Sun Wukong followed the route and found the East China Sea Dragon Palace. He saw thousands of shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, armed with swords, guns, swords and halberds, patrolling meticulously.
Sun Wukong directly broke into the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea and said loudly: "Old Dragon King, I heard that you have countless magical weapons in the Dragon Palace, so I came here to ask for one."
The old Dragon King looked at the monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth in front of him, and was a little confused. After seeing clearly the cultivation level of the monkey in front of him, he was shocked. It actually took only a few thousand years to cultivate to the realm of Yangshen.
The speed of time in Patriarch Bodhi's dojo is different from that in the outside world. As a member of the team who knows the plan, of course he is not willing to waste time waiting for monkeys to practice.
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The Turtle Chancellor on the side said to the old Dragon King: "This monkey seems to have some background, it's better not to provoke him."
The old Dragon King nodded and said to Sun Wukong: "What magic weapon do you want?"
Sun Wukong was proud of his natural power and said categorically: "Of course, the heavier, the better."
Gu Cheng whispered a few words to the old Dragon King, and the old Dragon King said: "Okay, let me order the swords, guns, swords and halberds to be presented to him for him to choose one by one."
I saw the shrimp soldiers and crab generals struggling to carry a magic weapon, shouting a slogan, and then presented the weapon.
Sun Wukong took over these weapons one by one, and the tigers and tigers dancing in his hands were blown by the wind, causing the shrimps, soldiers and crabs on the side to stagger around.
When the Old Dragon King saw this scene, he felt that what his prime minister said was indeed correct. Such spiritual martial arts could never be taught by a non-famous master.
"Old Dragon King, it's too light, too light." Sun Wukong weighed the Xuan Weapons weighing thousands of kilograms in his hands. In his hands, these weapons were as light as straw.
The shrimp soldiers and crab generals on the side were dumbfounded. They naturally knew how heavy these weapons were. It took seven or eight crab generals to work together to lift them here.
"Born with divine power, born with divine power!" The voices of discussion immediately became endless, and Sun Wukong's fury face secretly turned red as he praised him.
"Looking at the monkey, he won't give up until he gets the weapon he likes. How about letting him try the sea-fixing needle?"
The Dragon King was furious: "Don't you know how important the sea-fixing needle is?"
Prime Minister Turtle held the pearl of wisdom in his hand and said: "The size of the sea-fixing needle depends on your mind. It weighs 13,500 kilograms. Even the natural power of the monkey head cannot shake it at all."
The old Dragon King nodded for a moment and said: "There is also a Dinghai Divine Needle in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, which weighs 13,500 kilograms. It has runes engraved on it, and its name is: Ruyi Golden Cudgel."
Prime Minister Gui took the words and said: "If you can pick it up, I will give it to you!"
When Sun Wukong heard about such a treasure, his eyes brightened, and the golden hole in the deep sea was as dazzling as a torch.
Sun Wukong followed Prime Minister Turtle to the place where the Dinghai Divine Needle was located. The Ruyi Golden Cudgel had already gone through the years and was mottled with primitive coral fossils.
It can be vaguely seen through the uneven surface, and there are four large characters printed on it: "Ruyi Golden Cudgel!"
Sun Wukong was secretly connected to this weapon by blood, and he reached out to pull out the Sea-Dinging Needle. However, the Sea-Dinging Needle shook for a moment and then returned to deathly silence, which calmed the anxious old Dragon King instantly.
"Get up!" Sun Wukong roared with both hands, and the ground shook, and the entire East China Sea fell into a whirlpool.
After getting a new weapon, Sun Wukong curiously said to the Dinghai Needle: "Big, big!"
The originally mottled Dinghai Divine Needle now overflowed with light, and the two ends of the stick were engraved with five-clawed golden dragons. Even a mortal could feel the extraordinary quality of this Ruyi Golden Cudgel.
"Thank you, Old Dragon King!" Sun Wukong stood up to say goodbye, leaving the lonely and helpless Old Dragon King shouting in the East China Sea Dragon Palace.
The turbulent undercurrent directly twisted the indestructible Dragon Palace of the East China Sea into a piece, and the shrimps, soldiers and crabs were swept up and sent to nowhere.
The old Dragon King was helpless and angry, and glared at Prime Minister Turtle anxiously. When Prime Minister Turtle saw such a movement, he knew that he had made a big mistake, so he huddled aside and did not dare to say anything.
The old Dragon King looked at the messy Dragon Palace and weakly said to Prime Minister Gui: "Go and report to the Jade Emperor!"
In this way, the worried Prime Minister Gui made his way to heaven.
Sun Wukong danced with the golden cudgel and flew out of the Huaguo Mountain in one fell swoop. The somersault clouds under his feet were flying like lightning.
He has martial arts and magical powers, and he has acquired magical weapons based on his own experience, but his tea cup skills are limited to Nantianmen.
Today, the gatekeepers were none other than General Heng Ha who secretly communicated with the west. The two men were positioned on the left and right of the Nantian Gate like two mountain ranges. Sun Wukong ignored them and prepared to break into the heaven directly.
The two men were wearing precious armor and looked majestic. Their burly bodies were like mountains, and they were as brave as any man.
General Heng Ha saw that this unknown little thief wanted to break into the heaven, and it was a big deal. The two of them hurriedly used it to trap Sun Wukong at the gate of Nan Tian.
The two generals, Heng Ha, rely on the secret skills of his two brothers. The two men's secret skills have different approaches but the same effect, so they are called "Heng Ha Two Qi".
The secret technique of "Ha" creates a yellow gas in the abdomen and spurts out of the mouth. Anyone who is pregnant with essence and blood must have three souls and seven souls. Seeing this yellow gas, the soul will disperse by itself.
The secret technique of "Hum" is to suck in the soul of people from the two breaths in the nose. It sounds like a bell, and two white lights will spurt out from the orifice, sucking in the soul.
Sun Wukong, who had not gone through a large-scale battle, immediately suffered a secret loss. He was confused, dizzy, and his soul was dark and he didn't know the direction.