"For me, humor is meaningless, because I can't laugh, and I don't feel pleasure from the dopamine secreted by laughter. But I am happy to make the humans who come into contact with me feel pleasure. So I master it through analysis
Got a sense of humor.
"The humor module currently widely used by algorithmic AI in the human world was written by me. My creation efficiency is about 153% higher than that of human comedians."
Wang Ping'an frowned: "Should I scold today's comedians for being useless, or should I praise you for being awesome?"
"Obviously, I'm awesome. If you don't believe me, just count how many zeros there are in the exponent of 10 when I multiply the number of operations per second."
Does this also come with CALL BACK?
Angele: "Since you understand how to be humorous, you should also understand how to be cute, right?"
"I think I have a unique cuteness to humans right now."
That’s so cute!
No! Wang Ping'an was shocked: How did I become the one who admired me? I was still applauding in my heart!
So Wang Ping'an decided to speak out his flattering words and become the de facto flattery. He was ready and waited for the computer to speak.
Computer: "Let's get back to the point. The purpose of letting me meet you this time is to judge whether you are new humans."
Wang Ping'an: "That's what happened."
"I have long observed many external manifestations of human beings adapting to space. For example, maintenance workers in low-Earth orbits often like to throw and pick up tools during space walks. This is also a sign of adapting to the universe.
"I call it intuition."
The computer continued: "Humanity as a whole is indeed constantly adapting to space, but the degree differs when it comes to individuals. If we define them as new humans who have adapted to space, then eight of the people in the Space Force currently performing space duties
Chengdu can be classified as a new human being."
Computer: "Based on Second Lieutenant Angele's expression, I judge that you are complimenting me."
Wang Ping'an: "Do you think Gila Mirer is a new human being?"
Angele couldn't stand it any longer and burst into laughter. She laughed and said, "You were one step ahead of others. The computer won this time."
You know, he is a supercomputer with a string of zeros behind the exponent of 10 multiplied by the number of operations per second.
"And now you regard the appearance of Gila Mirel as evidence for your own judgment."
Then, the computer played canned laughter.
Wang Ping'an stared at the machine's camera and suddenly asked: "Since you and our underlying principles are the same, will you be stubborn?"
"To this end, I have come up with a plan to select patients with mild orbital syndrome to live and work in space for a long time. This plan has now been put in front of the upper management."
Computer: "So far, although there is no time limit for your visit, everyone upstairs will probably not be too happy to hear us say such useless words."
Angele had noticed that Wang Ping'an was deliberately complimenting him, and frowned at him, looking like she wanted to complain.
Wang Ping'an: "Are you only talking to me now?"
"Negative. I am currently communicating with 500 people through the 500 psychological diagnosis rooms on the first floor. But it has no impact. Psychological diagnosis of human individuals does not take up much system resources.
"Okay, you think Gilamiraire is a human being who has fully adapted to the universe. According to statistics, such a human being should first appear on the side of the Space Force. Am I right in summing up?"
"Until now, humans operating in outer space are still dominated by the Space Force and the Construction Corps controlled by the Production and Construction Committee. Considering the gap in absolute numbers, I also think that the Space Force will adapt to the universe earlier.
Wang Ping'an was speechless: "Computers have also begun to talk about intuition."
"Back to the issue of new humanity, logically, the emergence of new humanity is inevitable. The term new humanity is not accurate, and I think there is no need to give a clear definition of new humanity.
Computer: "You are very perceptive. After careful consideration, I think that all intelligent creatures with a stance have the possibility of being stubborn, regardless of whether they are carbon-based life or silicon-based life."
“So I don’t strongly recommend abolishing the current support system of the Space Force.
Computer: "Correct."
Computer: "Logically speaking, yes. I have made this judgment a long time ago, but the top brass of the Space Force did not accept this judgment.
Wang Pingan looked at Angeli.
Wang Ping'an: "Don't you see how many zeros there are in the exponent of 10 after the number of operations per second?"
Wang Ping'an: "I think the big shots are more concerned about whether the existing support system of the Space Force has slowed down the speed of human beings adapting to the universe."
"Another example is that some plump women will take the redundant fat into consideration when using the autonomous mass movement method in space."
The computer was silent for a full two seconds.
Wang Ping'an: "What if it is a small probability event? You see, we also have me here. So you will also make mistakes?"
Computer: "We have just discussed that, since you and I are the same on the underlying mathematical principles, then if you have intuition, I will naturally have it as well. I think that long-term, unhealthy space life is more likely to lead to the birth of
to produce humans fully adapted to the universe.
"Yes. Of course, this may also be a small probability event. I speculate that some people in the top management are also inclined to judge this way. However, the reason why I am an artificial intelligence with a soul, not an algorithmic artificial intelligence, is because I often
Will make judgments that violate statistics.
"But things have changed now."
Computer: "It is a human being that is fully adapted to the universe. I do not recommend using an undefined word. The meaning of such a word is too vague."
"Dialectically speaking, my grasp of information is far better than that of a single human individual, and I have no emotions and make judgments based on mathematics and logic. Therefore, my probability of making mistakes is much lower than that of a single human individual. Compared with a single human individual, I can
Approximately regarded as omniscient and omnipotent.”
Computer: "Actually, my predecessors had already judged before the war that with the increase of human activities in outer space, talents more adapted to the universe will appear."
Wang Ping'an: "So you judge the Space Force's support system from the beginning. Why do you have to go to the ground for three months of leave after three years in orbit? Regular psychological diagnosis. Instead of using prosthetics, you mainly use extracorporeal regeneration technology for treatment.
Disabilities and disabilities will all hinder human beings from adapting to the universe.
Wang Ping'an: "How to say?"
Wang Ping'an: "Me?"
Wang Ping'an: "But you will be wrong."
Computer: "I can't create a rock I can't lift."
Wang Ping'an: "Are you avoiding the question or answering the question?"
"I answered the question." The computer's single eye stared at Wang Ping'an, and the glass reflected the cold light in the room.